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[–]heydjbringthtbck 575 points576 points ago*

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This is hysterical. Gabe is one of my best friends and 4 years ago I convinced him to enter his IDs into a contest that CollegeHumor was having and it has been running rampant ever since. This comment is going to get lost at the bottom, but I figured I'd share. He still to this day gets friend requests from random people on the internet and it's all my fault. Trolling complete.

Edit: for those asking, here is proof I know Gabe

[–]girthfingers 70 points71 points ago

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I have been his friend on facebook for years all because of these photos.

[–]Clown_Shoe 18 points19 points ago

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As am I.

[–]E3K 11 points12 points ago

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Same here.

[–]dafragsta 9 points10 points ago

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AND MY AXE!

[–]madeintheuk 3 points4 points ago

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Is this some sort of Huntington High reunion? I spit my coffee all over my fucking computer when i saw this. To prove i am from Huntington i'll say this: I wish i fucked the english teacher, Mrs. Colica.

[–]realfinkployd 1 point2 points ago

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SMOKE!

[–]maxd 19 points20 points ago

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That is simultaneously the best and worst proof picture ever. The thumbs just do it for me.

[–]michaelburns[S] 33 points34 points ago

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Best troll ever. Thank you kind sir.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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It's always a good feeling when you see local Long Island on the internet.

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[–]aftli 2 points3 points ago

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Huntington Station :)

I did not know there was a /r/longisland. Yes, I am excited for Sonic opening.

[–]HypnoticSheep 2 points3 points ago

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There's a Sonic opening on LI? Man, I've been away for too long...

[–]thesemonsters 1 point2 points ago

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north babylon

[–]throwaway0109 1 point2 points ago

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Over on DPA in N. Babylon.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You're fucking with all of us. Where?

[–]lianodel 1 point2 points ago

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...aaand several of the top stories are about bodies being found. Awesome.

Hauppauge here! But I'm off the island for college.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It's love/hate for me. I love seeing people from the island, but I hate it here.

[–]barroomhero38 1 point2 points ago

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upvote for being from The Island

[–]Unidan 19 points20 points ago

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This is hysterical. heydjbringthtbck is one of my best friends and roommates right now. This comment is going to rocket to the top, but I figured I'd share. Trolling complete.

EDIT: for those asking, here is proof I know heydjbringthtbck [NSFW]

[–]londoncalling922 4 points5 points ago

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homoooooo

[–]mossadi 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe he's just that dedicated to the joke, what about that huh?

[–]londoncalling922 3 points4 points ago

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Well, at least I can vouch that he's always that dedicated to the joke

[–]Unidan 1 point2 points ago

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I was considering posting pictures of londoncalling922, but thought better of it.

Mainly because there's no pictures of Billy Baldwin.

[–]CommanderDouchebag 4 points5 points ago

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Proof?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That could be ANYONE. I mean, come on, they all kinda look the same.

[–]Mnkypwz 9 points10 points ago

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Some of "THEM" say the same thing about you.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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And?

[–]joe_shmoe11111 1 point2 points ago

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How's ol' Gabe doing these days? I've seen him so much over the years I feel like I kinda know him as well...

[–]Opia -4 points-3 points ago

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Get him to do an AMA post.

[–]theHappySquirrel 76 points77 points ago

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You: Hey Gabe!

Him: Yeah?

You: Did you really make those faces?

Him: Yeah.

You: Hahaha that was great. Um, have you seen that movie, uhhh, Face Off?

Him: Yeah, what about it?

You: It was pretty awesome right?

Him: Yeah I guess so.

You: Remember the scene where.....

You oughta get it by now

[–]tkilgore 6 points7 points ago

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Hey, you did something that I thought was funny. Now I want to know EVERYTHING! So many questions!

It seems like about 1 out of every 5 times somebody suggests an iama post there is actually substance. Is it just a joke at this point?

[–][deleted] 406 points407 points ago

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The sheer amount of planning this requires is stupendous.

He had to realize, in 9th or 10th grade, that he was going to do this, and then remember to make the correct face during the photo, as well as convince the photographer that it was alright.

I wish I had this kind of foresight.

[–]Chionophile 298 points299 points ago

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Well the first one is pretty normal. The second one is a bit crazy but, not unreasonable. So maybe what happened was after the grade 10 photo, either he or his friends pointed out; "man, you look crazy" or something, and then he ran with it for the next two.

[–]Manicplea 649 points650 points ago

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Or, perhaps he genuinely went mad over the course of four years. You can't plan that.

[–]Jhonnystonehenge 31 points32 points ago

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The progression of a mad hatter.

[–]kwade 77 points78 points ago

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Hatters gonna hatt.

[–]janebirkin 10 points11 points ago

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[–]ThePetersonPlan 3 points4 points ago

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"Oh, so I see the floor's here."

[–]milkasaurous 4 points5 points ago

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I need you and the kids to get inside this orange! I'm gonna go build a lamp post out of cinnamon buns; that should buy us some time!

[–]standing_committee 10 points11 points ago

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GOVERNMENT EDUCATION, HURRABLURBLURARHATIMMAH!

[–]Pravusmentis 4 points5 points ago

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About mad hatters, their hats were made out of velvet; to keep the velvet shinny they would rub mercury on it (some people would chew their hats to make it look even better), then put a mercury cover hat on their head. This led to their slowly becoming crazy people and hence, a mad hatter.

[–]ASPIE_JOKE_EXPLAINER 6 points7 points ago*

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You are like me because you also explain jokes in simple terms for people who are different than normal because they have different mental structures possibly because they were poisoned by the MMR vaccine as children although the scientific research to date is inconclusive and it could in fact be due to an entirely separate cause, as simple as some females selecting increasingly wealthy, highly logical mates due to the computer revolution during the second half of the 20th century. Anyway I think that we can be friends which is unusual because most people will not be my friend.

[–]Essar 1 point2 points ago

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the scientific research to date is inconclusive

No it isn't.

[–]bweezy26 1 point2 points ago

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did you learn that on pawn stars too?

[–]effilctar 1 point2 points ago

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In the UK we have QI. It is a much better show.

[–]monkeychipsx2 80 points81 points ago

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Never has there been a more apt time to use a Bill O'Reilly quote.

You can't explain that.

[–]Nikandro 52 points53 points ago

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Sometimes there's an apt time for an O'Reilly quote, and sometimes there isn't. You can't explain that.

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[–]grant0 6 points7 points ago

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(Legitimate question: where is this FROM? I know it's O'Reilly, but I keep Googling to no avail for an actual source/explanation.)

[–]scottlol 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Specnerd 5 points6 points ago*

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Prepare to be infuriated by the fact that people really believe him.

EDIT: Oh man, I thought you posted this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt5Xn9X6xtU which pisses me off every time I watch it.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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What pisses me off the most about Bill is his consistent and repetitive interruption of his guests, not due to their failure to answer to his question, but instead to their failure to push his agenda.

You just don't treat people with such disrespect. It unnerves me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Stop watching it. Problem fixed.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Pravusmentis 8 points9 points ago

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About mad hatters, their hats were made out of velvet; to keep the velvet shinny they would rub mercury on it (some people would chew their hats to make it look even better), then put a mercury cover hat on their head. This led to their slowly becoming crazy people and hence, a mad hatter.

Science can explain that.

[–]Chinamerican 5 points6 points ago

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Specifically:

From the mid-17th to the mid-20th centuries, a process called "carroting" was used in the manufacture of good quality felt for making men's hats. Beaver, rabbit or hare skins were treated with a dilute solution of the mercury compound mercuric nitrate. The skins were dried in an oven where the thin fur at the sides went orange - carrot color. Pelts were stretched over a bar in a cutting machine and the skin sliced off in thin shreds, the fleece coming away entirely. The fur was blown onto a cone-shaped colander, treated with hot water to consolidate it, the cone peeled off and passed through wet rollers to cause the fur to felt. These 'hoods' were then dyed and blocked to make hats. This toxic solution and the vapours it produced resulted in widespread cases of mercury poisoning among hatters, possibly giving rise to the expression "mad as a hatter." The United States Public Health Service banned the use of mercury in the felt industry in December 1941.

"Mad as a felt sweatshop worker" just doesn't have the same ring.

[–]FrankManic 4 points5 points ago

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That highschool is only about three miles away from the Arkham U campus.

[–]ewzimm 27 points28 points ago

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Flash goes off, face gets crazier. You can't explain that.

[–]Pravusmentis 9 points10 points ago

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FUCK IT! WE'RE DOING IT LIVE!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Never a miscommunication.

[–]grant0 1 point2 points ago

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(Legitimate question: where is this FROM? I know it's O'Reilly, but I keep Googling to no avail for an actual source/explanation.)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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[–]V2Blast 1 point2 points ago

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[–]poclshult 1 point2 points ago

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This is EXACTLY the conclusion that I came to. EXACTLY.

[–]Kamesod 22 points23 points ago

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Plus he had to perfectly time his haircuts so that it was longer in each picture. Pure genius, that Perez was.

[–]brycedriesenga 5 points6 points ago

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Maybe he didn't get haircuts?

[–]Kamesod 1 point2 points ago

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Have you SEEN a black black man that doesn't cut his hair for 4 years?!

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[–]TwoDollarDrink 4 points5 points ago

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Good idea! I have a MILLION questions for him! wait....no, actually he just made funny faces into a camera.

[–]ScoobySnacks801 2 points3 points ago

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just Liked him. currently at 1,041. lets see how many it will go up by in a few hours... https://www.facebook.com/pages/Gabe-Perez/21371140285

[–]Pravusmentis 7 points8 points ago

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More like he noticed sophomore (that word means 'wise fool') year that his current smile was a little wider than his last, then marked his calender for next year

[–]LordNorthbury 5 points6 points ago

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I saw this picture when I was in middle school, and did this with my student ids, although it's not as good as the original.

[–]waterdude125 16 points17 points ago

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Pics or it didn't happen

[–]LordNorthbury 6 points7 points ago

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I would have posted it long ago, but I value my identity. Besides, it's just a copy of this guy.

[–]too_many_secrets 18 points19 points ago

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311,118,690 people in the U.S. and you can't post a picture of yourself because we might identify you?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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that number seems ginormous and minute at the same time.

[–]akira410 10 points11 points ago

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Your comment just caused me to sit and ponder for a while. Thanks for that.

I don't think I was even thinking about anything concrete, so I don't know how to describe it. I mostly just sat and noted my wandering thoughts on populations, the various people in the world, how many there are yet at the same time how few in the grand scheme of things...

It's all about perspective, yo.

[–]aerodynamo 1 point2 points ago

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I agree with Akira. Your observation has caused a stirring in my brain at 5:18 AM... thanks!

[–]DevilsEyeBrows 1 point2 points ago

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Uhhm, have you ever heard of 4chan? You do know some of them come here right.

[–]fleecejohnson 1 point2 points ago

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The sheer amount of planning this requires is stupendous.

I <3 our public school system.

[–]Pravusmentis 209 points210 points ago

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Man, you should see his college student IDs

[–]ThunderFunk 205 points206 points ago

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I suspect that by sophomore year he simply turned into Ol' Dirty Bastard.

[–]CSG22 50 points51 points ago

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A new dirty bastard?

[–]nnnnnasty 24 points25 points ago

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I saw Wu Tang a couple of months ago, and they had Dirty's son come out on stage and rap Shimmy Shimmy Ya. Apparently he actually does rap under the name Young Dirty Bastard.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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did you see them in nj?

[–]bigwangbowski 1 point2 points ago

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aka Little Baby Jesus

[–]haltedconfusion 7 points8 points ago

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Professor Ol' Dirty Bastard

[–]highandentertained 1 point2 points ago

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goddamn that would be great. ndb in the house

[–]mamagrizzly 4 points5 points ago

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[–]alxxer 3 points4 points ago

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[–]derridad 7 points8 points ago

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I was into his IDs before they were collegiate

[–]arual14 62 points63 points ago

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Request for AMA: Gabe Perez.

[–]neonerz 9 points10 points ago

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I always wondered if this was real. I mean really, thats a lot of personal information about this guy flying out there, no?

[–]radagasthebrown 6 points7 points ago

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i believe a couple of my friends may have gone to school with this kid, i will look into it.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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but who would mess with a guy who gave us so many laughs?

[–]gonzothefrog 9 points10 points ago

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The school is about 5 minutes from my house and yes all that info on the cards is correct. If we can find an address I promise reddit I'll try to find this kid

[–]thesemonsters 28 points29 points ago

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i know him, and have alerted him to this thread.

[–]LeroyJenkems 7 points8 points ago

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Great now we're all getting arrested. Nice knowing you all.

[–]s0phiasays 51 points52 points ago

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Don't do that...

[–]snows4 14 points15 points ago

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But its ok because its, like, internet stalking

[–]Clown_Shoe 3 points4 points ago

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Is it Huntington Long Island? If so I'm same age as the kid and know people from there as well.

[–]logrusmage 1 point2 points ago

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HHS? What year?

[–]TerribleEstimation 7 points8 points ago

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Sweet jeebus, can you imagine if he actually did the AMA...and then he had to send in a picture to prove it? Can you even even imagine the face he would be expected to make?!?

[–]boonesbane 1 point2 points ago

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I'd kill for that

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm on crack!

[–]MSchmahl 46 points47 points ago

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[–]garlicdeath 4 points5 points ago

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That's hypnotic.

[–]PaperStreetSoap 2 points3 points ago

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I keep expecting his face to melt off at the end...

[–]ThisOpenFist 37 points38 points ago

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He has a metal band, Ultrageist. He's the lead vocalist.

[–]beans_and_cornbread 6 points7 points ago

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By far one of the most entertaining live shows i've ever seen. It was a driveway show, and the dude's (who's house it was) drunk mom came out and started 'moshing' on stage. And instead of getting mad, Gabe started playing along.

Great band, great people. Glad to see they're finally getting some more attention.

[–]dead_mellotron 3 points4 points ago

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Damn, they are actually pretty good. Could use some better production, but they kinda remind me of early Dillinger Escape Plan.

[–]mabub 3 points4 points ago

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WHAT THE FUCK! I love this band, and this made me love IT EVEN MORE YEAHHHHHHHHH!

[–]bkoatz 106 points107 points ago

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Relevant

Creddit: flabbergasted1

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[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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As a high school teacher, I approve this message.

[–]anti-anti 1 point2 points ago

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Where I'm from, if you go to a shitty high school, they scale down all your marks accordingly, because you're being marked in the context of all the shittiness. If you do well, you'll probably still get lower marks overall than someone who didn't do as well as you but went to a better school. As well as that, the nice folks at the fancy schools 'encourage' their worse students not to take the standardized testing, so the school's other kids get graded up even more.

That was really convoluted. I'm sorry.

[–]MagicGene 37 points38 points ago

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I propose an addendum: http://i.imgur.com/1I1pV.png

[–]coolnorm 5 points6 points ago

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I was drunk my first year and a half of college.

[–]stevesonaplane 5 points6 points ago

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That was pretty accurate.

[–]Maakus 1 point2 points ago

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until?

[–]stevesonaplane 2 points3 points ago

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until what? it was pretty accurate.

[–]lolwtferic 29 points30 points ago

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[–]RamblingStoner 26 points27 points ago

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TIL a black guy's hair grows like Play-Doh

[–]tantivywithscissors 5 points6 points ago

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Or like a chia pet's!

[–]timmymac 1 point2 points ago

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You learned this today?

[–]jnjs 35 points36 points ago

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This guy would have been able to wait an entire HOUR for his marshmallows.

[–]rmtravis 18 points19 points ago*

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I like comments that make me feel smart because I know the reference.

EDIT: I should have spread the wealth! For Readers and For Watchers

[–]SirPeaches 7 points8 points ago

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Better known as the xkcd school of joke writing.

[–]Vinura 19 points20 points ago

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why is dabura on the card as well?

[–]Siggycakes 4 points5 points ago

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Apparently Babidi is recruiting high schoolers?

[–]Wings_Of_Karma 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god, now all the comments I can't help but read in Babidi's voice.

[–]garbledina 13 points14 points ago

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Huh? Gabe Perez is evolving!

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Why is there picture of Satan on his student card?

[–]logrusmage 8 points9 points ago

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Went to HS with this dude. Very funny guy.

He made awesome music from the sounds from Pokemon Red.

[–]beans_and_cornbread 1 point2 points ago

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He makes dubstep too.

[–]Decon87 37 points38 points ago

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Lmao, I live like 30 mins from this guy.

[–]zach_fell 18 points19 points ago

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is he cool?

[–]derridad 81 points82 points ago

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I also know everyone within 30 miles of me.

[–]zach_fell 3 points4 points ago

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So do I. It's pretty fun, right?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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You live near a psychiatric hospital?

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[–]mainata 1 point2 points ago

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I lived right down the road from that place. Literally 2 streets away.

[–]binarypancakes 5 points6 points ago

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New York City and over half of Long Island are 30 minutes or less from Huntington. YOU'RE NOT THAT SPECIAL DECON87

[–]HideousInfant 1 point2 points ago

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Tell us about him.

[–]jonald 1 point2 points ago

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TELL US YOUR WAYS

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 3 points4 points ago

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Me too 631?

[–]WalkoffWalk 2 points3 points ago

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631 represent

[–]gonzothefrog 2 points3 points ago

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hell yeah long island

[–]jonnie5 -1 points0 points ago

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See if he'll do an AMA that'll turn into a reddit circlejerk.

[–]Adrews88 4 points5 points ago

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Hahaha Thats from my high school and I went to school with him.

[–]MachetePhil 2 points3 points ago

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an elaborate 4 year plan executed perfectly.

[–]paralacausa 2 points3 points ago

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[–]lonequid 2 points3 points ago

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It's always weird seeing someone you know on the front page of reddit.

[–]Klaydude11 6 points7 points ago

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Why is their mascot a devil?

[–]maus5000AD 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, I was going to say that the craziest thing here is the maleficent devil staring out from the center of the card like some kind of overseer.

[–]mrkite77 1 point2 points ago

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My highschool's sports teams were known as The Sundevils.. our mascot was a devil.

ASU's teams are the Sundevils as well.

[–]ECUfatty 10 points11 points ago

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Theirs looks like a white devil.

[–]ItsOnlyNatural 10 points11 points ago

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A black man stuck in the white devil's school.

[–]dominic-cobb 1 point2 points ago

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Principal Heath doesn't care about black people!

[–]Klaydude11 1 point2 points ago

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I know, I live near ASU, but this other guy's mascot is like a scary devil.

[–]Imnother 1 point2 points ago

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If the students have to wear their ids everyday it would be a constant reminder when it was checked here and there that it was funny. He would have had great feedback. As an id checker, it would crack me up and I'd be more friendly walking him to class if he were tardy or goofing off. I think it's thoughtful.

When I have seniors who have to take id pics, I hint that since most will be getting formal senior pics, the id could be hilarious if they wanted it to be. It's not going to be used for anything else. So they very often do make silly faces in them. But if it's too silly, the photogs usually won't stand for it, so they really have to play it up that the funny face is their real smile. This thought alone gives me yearly giggles.

[–]sanfranman 1 point2 points ago

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Older than the dirt that makes dirt dirty.

[–]coppersink 1 point2 points ago

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Relevant - and fucking great.

[–]snakeob69 1 point2 points ago

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That is serious dedication to the lulz.

[–]sailors_jerry 1 point2 points ago

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Up. Boated. I couldn't stop laughing for minutes.

[–]Trainwrek 1 point2 points ago

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My friend wore the same t-shirt every year in high school. His face and hair would change a bit, but for the most part he looked the same. Our plan was to have him win the category "most changed over the past 4 years" in the year book, because the winner of the category has their 4 student pictures posted next to each other. How funny it would have been to have him win that category and him look exactly the same every year. Unfortunately someone who deserved the award won.

[–]3HackBug77 1 point2 points ago

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DID EVERYONE GO TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH HIM WTF

[–]Jakeimo 1 point2 points ago*

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I had an old tobacco pipe that my brother got me from France, which I thought would look excellent in my year 12 school photo. I was very nervous in line, with the pipe concealed in my pants pocket. I sat down and casually slipped the pipe in my mouth and did the suavest smile I could muster. The photography took the photo!... and then said "haha ok, and now the serious one"
"ok"

[–]ACatsAB 1 point2 points ago

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Gamepro rating man?

[–]chuck_the_plant 1 point2 points ago

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OT: Non-American here; what does “lunch period” mean?

[–]mattsbox60 1 point2 points ago

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As an Australian, I also do not know what this means. Anyone care to elaborate?

[–]hhs66 1 point2 points ago

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I grew up so close to Huntington High School that I wasn't allowed to ride a school bus, I had to walk to school. Our athletic teams were known as the Blue Devils. The school was built on what used to be a cow pasture and it's over 50 years old now, I wanna say it was built in 1958. I graduated there in 1966 and we didn't even have ID cards back then.

[–]klyther 3 points4 points ago

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How many class periods do they have in a day for lunch to be 7th or 8th period??!

[–]zanycaswell 18 points19 points ago

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At least 8.

[–]Ghenges 3 points4 points ago

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Why is Anton Lavey the school mascot?

[–]Zeppelanoid 2 points3 points ago

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[–]na85 1 point2 points ago

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You must get cracked up a lot, because this gets reposted A LOT.

[–]Volco 0 points1 point ago

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we need find this guy and get him to do an AMA

[–]kudzukosh 1 point2 points ago

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That's patience...

[–]ethnicspice 1 point2 points ago

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Crack is what this kid got into.

[–]latinjones 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I had that kind of foresight.

[–]redditisforsheep 1 point2 points ago

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This, my friends, is know as the long troll.

[–]-GuybrushThreepwood- 0 points1 point ago

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Man that guy was really looking forward to lunch period 6.

[–]curbserver278 2 points3 points ago

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Awesome! I live a few towns over from Huntington.

[–]bananabun 11 points12 points ago

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Great! I live in Asia

[–]IZ3820 2 points3 points ago

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I live in Huntington Station. My brother knew this kid.

[–]aglorifiedidiot 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen this image many time, but never thought to look at where he's from. And I am also a few towns over from H-ton.

[–]sonvincent 10 points11 points ago

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where the fuck do you guys live, internet-ville?

[–]aglorifiedidiot 7 points8 points ago

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Long Island.

[–]kor56 3 points4 points ago

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Long Fuckin' Island

[–]thesemonsters 0 points1 point ago

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upboats for everyone! getting drunk in huntington village this saturday for my birthday! woo

[–]coolhanderik 1 point2 points ago

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LI represent.

[–]KallistiEngel 2 points3 points ago

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Huntington's on Long Island, so it's not uncommon to be "a few towns over" from it.

[–]jfoldmei 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, shit. I've seen this before but didn't realize that this person lives 20 minutes away from me.

[–]Haz3rd 0 points1 point ago

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I found this picture years ago and have loved it ever since. This is my favorite picture on the internet. It's not the best or the funniest, but it makes me laugh every single time I see it.

[–]Supersnazz 0 points1 point ago

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Man, weird coincidence, I was looking for this very image a mere 5 hours ago.

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That my friends, is genius. So jealous I didn't think of that.

[–]gnarcolepsy 0 points1 point ago

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Is it weird that I friended him on facebook like 2 years ago? He added me lol

[–]TheBobYouKnow 0 points1 point ago

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Does anybody want to talk about car insurance?