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[–]cfsg 94 points95 points ago

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Cleanup on Style 3

[–]pharmd 11 points12 points ago

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Danceoff on Aisle 3

[–]pk2318 -4 points-3 points ago*

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if it is played backwards the white people are backing away. HA classic.

[–]erichiro 2 points3 points ago

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look at the other people

[–]utubeaddict 0 points1 point ago

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Reverse moonwalk.

[–]The_Longer 49 points50 points ago

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I hate that I can't do it.

[–]haltedconfusion 59 points60 points ago

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Yeah, I'm white too. Sucks.

[–]Fyzzle 41 points42 points ago

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Nah, it really doesn't.

[–]Cptn_Janeway 3 points4 points ago

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Always keep in mind that I am white too

How does it feel to be white now?

[–]effilctar 2 points3 points ago

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You're the worst Starfleet captain in existence and that's coming from a guy who isn't a big fan of Kirk.

[–]Cptn_Janeway 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You're the worst Starfleet captain in existence

Shit, the enterprise was the only ship ever?

[–]onlyblackredditor 2 points3 points ago

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You shut your mouth.

[–]fitjerk 2 points3 points ago

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...but was Michael Jackson really black?

[–]BennyHarassi 4 points5 points ago

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Only his credit report will tell

[–]Thornsten 8 points9 points ago

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I used to too but it turns out it's pretty easy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EEynvjfljU

[–]Trolls-N-Stuff 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god, the air-walk is amazing!

[–]deceptisean 1 point2 points ago

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i keep replaying that part, soooo confused and awed at the same time

[–]aldaraia 0 points1 point ago

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God damn you. Now I'm gonna spend the rest of the night and probably all of tomorrow practicing the moonwalk.

[–]Gonza200 0 points1 point ago

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TIL I can moonwalk...

[–]arteK -1 points0 points ago

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[–]justkevin 1 point2 points ago

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I've been trying to learn the moonwalk on and off for a couple weeks now. Much better than when I started, still not perfect.

[–]H8rade 0 points1 point ago

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drink it up buddy

[–]aphotosyntheticworld 0 points1 point ago

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It's really easy with a shopping cart...

[–]bnash577 8 points9 points ago

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[–]mike92k 17 points18 points ago

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if you watch this video backwards, it's a guy walking casually through the super market.

[–]BrokenDex 20 points21 points ago

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[–]lolwutpear 15 points16 points ago

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Are you kidding? The walk may not have been casual, but that was great.

[–]BrokenDex 17 points18 points ago

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Yes I'm kidding. I especially liked how at the end the racist family backs away like they're scared of him.

[–]TechnoL33T 2 points3 points ago

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http://reversegif.com/bh [nsfw.... maybe] After scrolling down a bit with my fastestchrome extesion I happened upon that...

[–]BrokenDex 0 points1 point ago

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Reversed or not, that one's fucked up.

[–]TechnoL33T 0 points1 point ago

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I just got done with scrolling down and finding a shit-ton of gif's that made me either laugh or wtf.

[–]blackswan84 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, WOW!

[–]e1emental 0 points1 point ago

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By looking at comments, I need to see this when I get home. This is my bookmark.

[–]TechnoL33T 0 points1 point ago

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Here, I'll reply to it so you can remember it right away, lol!

[–]UsedCondom -1 points0 points ago

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One million internets to the first man to find the source for this gold.

[–]jgord 1 point2 points ago

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The best part of this is the family slowly backing away from him after he passes

[–]MrLurky 0 points1 point ago

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hahah very casual

[–]Guard01 0 points1 point ago

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THERE GOES MY RIB~

[–]JazzlasterBoris 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like he's sock-skating.

[–]benjgvps 8 points9 points ago

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With a racist family staring at him?

[–]IfThisWasChina 15 points16 points ago

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no, with a racist family slowly backing away from him

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 1 point2 points ago

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MY PURSE!

[–]wulfsaga 2 points3 points ago

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and 2 casual bystander moonwalking..

[–]ski107 0 points1 point ago

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[–]erichiro 0 points1 point ago

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but then the other people would be walking backwards

[–]randomsnark 0 points1 point ago

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Repeatedly.

[–]kevinstonge 12 points13 points ago

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He's a smooth criminal

[–]pharmd 4 points5 points ago

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As He Came Into The Window

[–]GloriousGoldenPants 1 point2 points ago

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It Was The Sound Of A Crescendo

[–]IdyllicSilence 2 points3 points ago

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You know, the only reason I really know the lyrics to that song is the Alien Ant Farm cover. I need to listen to more Michael Jackson.

[–]GloriousGoldenPants 7 points8 points ago

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Yes you do.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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The downvoters are tools, I thought AAF on this song was much better than MJ.

Then again, AAF's musical history consists of Smooth Criminal and...?

[–]madcat033 1 point2 points ago

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AAF rocks, their CDs "TruANT" and "ANThology" are actually really good.

And I agree, their cover of Smooth Criminal is better than MJs.

[–]SomeoneWhoIsntYou 2 points3 points ago

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Wow... blasphemous.

[–]CantSeeShit 5 points6 points ago

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I use a floor cleaner machine at my work. lately ive been practicing doing this.

[–]Ghenges 6 points7 points ago

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The funniest part is the reaction the white guy has. He is startled and is taken aback in an "OMG it's a negro!" sort of way. Look closely.

[–]hotsavoryaujus 1 point2 points ago

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Honey, better keep an eye on our unpaid groceries.

[–]Pleasebeniceok 0 points1 point ago

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You'll also notice that the lady in blue is distracted by that man's reaction and didn't look forward until after the moonwalker had slipped out of her view (the lady in front blocked the view and prevented the other from noticing until the man reacted). Not that what I said matters... at all. But yeah, funny reaction. :)

[–]Karl_Zingelcorr 3 points4 points ago

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I don't get it. How do YOU shop for groceries?

[–]dont_do_it 2 points3 points ago

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No matter how many times I see it come up on reddit, I'm still mesmerized...

[–]champs1 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, when it's done right, it's really quite hypnotic.

[–]chancellorofscifi 2 points3 points ago

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Roll'n back prices.

[–]jknets 17 points18 points ago

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Posted on youtube in January of 2009

sorry to have to be the repost-police, but I've seen this countless times already.

[–]FightGar 12 points13 points ago

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Reposters gonna Repost

[–]chodeface 3 points4 points ago

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Reposters gonna Repost

[–]kristianur -1 points0 points ago

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And naggers gonna nag

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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WTF DID YOU JUST CALL ME

[–]wml653 1 point2 points ago

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Mr. Marsh we need your answer: People Who Annoy You?

[–]NeededANewName 1 point2 points ago

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Mr. Garrison @ 7 seconds.

[–]movzx 1 point2 points ago

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And I have never seen it...sooo...your point?

[–]HeisThor[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Clearly OP is a fag.

[–]ToadstoolKermit 0 points1 point ago

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Where was this taken?

[–]TheSaddestPenguin 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Ch0rduh -1 points0 points ago

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Thank you for doing what I (regretfully) came here to do.

[–]BobSugar 1 point2 points ago

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I would like to enroll in moonwalking classes now.

[–]Pride_Of_Scotland 1 point2 points ago

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I love this guy. He's all over youtube! We need him in a firefight or some kind of shootout. Some serious situation...and suddenly, MJ!

[–]zulhadm 1 point2 points ago

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This video is amazing! I've just started watching and have already seen 20 guys doing the moonwalk!

[–]Reverses_Your_Gif 1 point2 points ago

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Just needed paper towels. No big deal.

http://reversegif.com/b7

[–]vth0mas 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ wut

[–]Judge_Of_Things 1 point2 points ago

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Cleanup, aisle you.

[–]ImProudOfYou 1 point2 points ago

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...and nubes gonna repost

[–]Pineh 3 points4 points ago

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Reposters gonna respost.

...and get a shit load of karma for it.

[–]LK09 0 points1 point ago

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He's not wearing shoes?

Judges review in light of this?

[–]digiliquid01 0 points1 point ago

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No shoes, no service... Although it IS a Wal-mart, so that rule may not apply!

[–]Q-FeveR- 0 points1 point ago

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ballers gonna ball

[–]herox7 0 points1 point ago

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I wish i could upvote this like 845134918 times

[–]doedeers 0 points1 point ago

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That guy is a honeybadger

[–]cartman55 0 points1 point ago

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Dancing with the shoppers, up next on ABC..

[–]Damnyoureyes 0 points1 point ago

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Perambulators gonna perambulate.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Brilliant!

[–]NFresh6 0 points1 point ago

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This is Michael Jackson grocery shopping before he became white.

[–]wolf_of_mibu 0 points1 point ago

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hmm, off to walmart I gotta see this

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Phil Margera in the background?

[–]iaccidentlytheworld 0 points1 point ago

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He did a full lap around the store!

[–]curious_bi-winning 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think anybody's actually hatin' this.

[–]bookemdanno 0 points1 point ago

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He keeps on moon walking through the same aisle. Is he ever gonna buy some groceries?

[–]Willis13579 0 points1 point ago

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God damn it that was bad ass.

[–]TheDarwinator 0 points1 point ago

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I have been studying for hours, and this just made everything better. Thank you.

[–]apodesu 0 points1 point ago

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I am now inspired...so inspired...

[–]thesilent30 0 points1 point ago

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I knew he was alive!

[–]hater_gonna_hate 0 points1 point ago

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Booyah

[–]kiawilson 0 points1 point ago

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Aww.. I really wish .. If I could catch some one LIVE doing it !!! anybody who can do it .. catch u at wal-mart!! See u there !!!

[–]SaveDonkin 0 points1 point ago

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They see me trollin' They hatin' Patrollin' they tryin' to catch me shoppin dirty.

[–]heyoumotherf 0 points1 point ago

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moonwalk troll yea!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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like watching an Eclipse

[–]Dusk_v731 0 points1 point ago

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What i would do for skills like that...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That was fucking smooth!

[–]herpdaderp 0 points1 point ago

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Wow! Re-posts are so funny!

[–]MikeHoncho85 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Glace_Bay 0 points1 point ago

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And I can't even get my cart to go down the right isle....It always seems I am going for the milk isle and end up in in the frozen foods. Always with the messed up wheel...

[–]Fullmetalx13 -1 points0 points ago

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2nd coolest black guy ever

[–]JazzlasterBoris -1 points0 points ago

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Nanananananananananananananana

BLACKMAN!