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[–]krahzee 102 points103 points ago

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You just KNOW someone is going to get shot by the police over this one...

This just looks too real to be using out in public like that, especially later at night where it is harder to see that it isn't the real deal...

[–]jellyfishes 88 points89 points ago

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They might appreciate your initiative in shooting your own dog.

[–]bleedingoutlaw28 34 points35 points ago

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might even put you on the payroll!

[–]dittoalex 3 points4 points ago

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This guy hates dogs! He's hired!

[–]picsandnsfwonly -3 points-2 points ago

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shooting it for them probably woulda done better

[–]GET_A_LAWYER 12 points13 points ago*

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Yeah, PETA probably won't care, but the cops sure will.

Especially since possession* of that is itself a crime, because federal law requires fake guns have a 6mm orange tip.

Edit: *As Chicken-n-Waffles so accurately points out, the law specifies transport rather than possession. Whether walking down the street carrying one is "transport" is between the DA and your defense attorney to work out.

[–]Chicken-n-Waffles 0 points1 point ago

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The orange tip is only required for transport.

Possession is not a crime. I have cap guns that don't have orange tips.

[–]GET_A_LAWYER 0 points1 point ago

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You are correct.
However, after the police arrest and/or shoot someone for having one, I'm sure that person will be welcome to argue walking down the street with the gun is not transporting the gun. They might even win.

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[–]sierrabravo1984 6 points7 points ago

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No it's not.

[–]fingernose 1 point2 points ago

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The real fun would be using it on your kid at the mall...

[–]chancellorofscifi 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of when kids used to get arrested for brandishing laser tag guns in the street.

[–]RobbyTheSheef 0 points1 point ago

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I agree completely. As a gun owner I do not approve.

[–]BethSheba 42 points43 points ago

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I'd use these for child-leashes on my brother's kids

[–]cabbeer 24 points25 points ago

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you white people are crazy.

[–]iAMaHUSKY 11 points12 points ago

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lol like russia gives a shit.

[–]MMMakeItSo 7 points8 points ago

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Knowing my dog, who likes to randomly get excited and yank the leash with a force of a charging gorilla, this thing wouldn't be easy to hold onto.

[–]marmalito 10 points11 points ago

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Do not be so pansy. In mother russia, you not leash train dog. Dog leash train you. Leetle Fido pull on leash, leash pull on treegger. Guarantee instant dog training.

[–]Apocrathia 7 points8 points ago*

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I want one, and I don't even have a dog... yet.

Edit: Source.

[–]erikcrouch 6 points7 points ago

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Perfect for those who want to walk their dog and get arrested.

[–]kcufo 1 point2 points ago

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I once had a dog that got really pissed when I pointed a cap gun at him when I was a kid. He may not have known it was a gun, but he definitely did not like it.

[–]UsedOnlyTwice 0 points1 point ago

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When my girlfriend and I moved in together years ago she brought a cat with her who was afraid of all my guns. She was shot by a pellet gun as a kitten and never forgot. Of course, a few years of living with me she wasn't afraid anymore but I'll never forget how she acted.

[–]SirKeyboardCommando 1 point2 points ago

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A stray cat showed up at my house a few months ago. I kept him, but any time I walk out of the house carrying a gun he runs and hides. I bet someone shot at him before I found him.

[–]11110011[!] 2 points3 points ago

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Throw your dogs favorite toy into the bushes, as he is running after it kneel on one knee and take aim, once he runs out of line pretend to fire. In front of a playground of course.

[–]windsostrange[!] 2 points3 points ago

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This is an Art Lebedev, btw.

/attributionpolice

[–]dubloe7 2 points3 points ago

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I saw something on reddit!

I think I'll post it on reddit!

[–]paladin87 3 points4 points ago

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why in the hell reposts get more votes than the original one

[–]stratocastification 1 point2 points ago

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because more people saw this one. not everyone stares at reddit all day

[–]Samsador 4 points5 points ago

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Goes perfect with this gun mug

[–]treitter 2 points3 points ago

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That would be the first mug that wouldn't feel awkward to hold. Maybe a brass-knuckle-handled-mug would fit well too.

[–]schnacks 2 points3 points ago

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[–]treitter 2 points3 points ago

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I had a feeling I'd seen that before. On the other hand, it fails my "dishwasher-/microwave-safe" requirement.

[–]Samsador 1 point2 points ago

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It's beautiful.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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They should call it the MugShot

[–]EthicalReasoning 2 points3 points ago

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peta probably wont care, but someone will when a trigger happy cop shoots someone for using one of these

[–]akumadiavolo 26 points27 points ago

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Actually, they would approve. PETA believes that animals are better off dead than as pets.

[–]EthicalReasoning 16 points17 points ago

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no, you're an idiot. i don't even like PETA but you're spreading misinformation so i'll bother to correct you.

directly from their website:

Contrary to myth, PETA does not want to confiscate animals who are well cared for and "set them free." What we want is for the population of dogs and cats to be reduced through spaying and neutering and for people to adopt animals (preferably two so that they can keep each other company when their human companions aren't home) from pounds or animal shelters—never from pet shops or breeders—thereby reducing suffering in the world.

http://www.peta.org/about/why-peta/pets.aspx

it took a 5 second google search to find the truth

[–]dmasa 13 points14 points ago

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So PETA's goal is to eradicate the puppy race. Gotcha.

[–]EthicalReasoning 13 points14 points ago

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yes, PETA actually stands for Puppies Eagerly Takeover America, they're trying to stop the coming puppygeddon

[–]lordsilly 0 points1 point ago

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upvoated for "puppygeddon"

[–]EthicalReasoning -2 points-1 points ago

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draw a mental picture of puppygeddon

[–]dmasa 0 points1 point ago

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Those bastards!!!

[–]ja50n -3 points-2 points ago

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alternatively: People Eat Tasty Animals

[–]getinthevan -2 points-1 points ago

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that should be the name of a recipe book or website

[–]Durzo_Blint -1 points0 points ago

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it took a 5 second google search to find the truth

ಠ_ಠ

[–]dick_long_wigwam -5 points-4 points ago

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OK, so PETA believes that animals are better off dead than as pets?

[–]bungchung -1 points0 points ago

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dicktroll

[–]tony_bologna -3 points-2 points ago

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lol are you fucking serious?!

And here I thought heaven was being a dog/cat to a good owner.

[–]mr_goodnight -2 points-1 points ago

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PETA euthanize over 90% of the animals brought to their shelter.

[–]EthicalReasoning 17 points18 points ago

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that sounds awful, but being skeptical i googled it and learned that peta doesn't even have shelters so you're just making shit up

[–]mr_goodnight -5 points-4 points ago

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Sorry. They apparently take the animals at their headquarters.

[–]EthicalReasoning 1 point2 points ago

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their headquarters? come on, do you really think some dinky nonprofit is taking in animals at their corporate offices?

dissecting that link, so some shelters that are peta affiliated kill the animals nobody wants, great, every shelter does, why is that significant?

[–]Hello-Ginge 2 points3 points ago

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No animal shelter in my area will put down a healthy animal, so no, not every shelter does.

[–]EthicalReasoning -2 points-1 points ago

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they all do unless theyre deemed 'no kill'

there's an abundance of pets nobody wants, thats how society deals with them

[–]Hello-Ginge 2 points3 points ago

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"they all do...unless they don't"

So, not all of them do then.

[–]EthicalReasoning -3 points-2 points ago

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so you're saying they all do? unless they don't, in your area

[–]mr_goodnight -3 points-2 points ago

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I never took a side on the issue. Just posted the numbers. And they are staggering in comparison with other shelters.

[–]vitriolix 8 points9 points ago

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Let me repeat this since you didn't get it the first time: PETA doesn't run shelters. They run a humane animal euthanasia service to make sure it is done right. They are open about this, its not some conspiracy.

You are quoting deliberate industry propaganda that has been discredited over and over, check the comments:

http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/gcshe/til_that_peta_has_killed_over_23000_dogscatsand/

[–]mr_goodnight -2 points-1 points ago

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Well, excuse me.

Did I say that there's a huge conspiracy, Mr. Puts-Words-In-Peoples-Mouths? PETA has stuff all over their website about supporting euthanasia. This was just information I had stumbled upon at some point and thought I'd share. I didn't realize it had been debunked.

[–]Vesperidone -2 points-1 points ago

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The fact that they don't have shelters to keep animals should be a red flag. "What exactly are you going to do with the animals I give you?" I think we know.

[–]akumadiavolo -3 points-2 points ago

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Yep, they say having a "companion animal"(they don't like the word pets) is cruel and that all pets should be put to sleep.

Personally with all the warm shelter, provided food, play time, treats, love and attention my dog gets he has never seemed too upset about it. Although he does get a bit cranky in the morning when the other dog wants to go out and wakes him up.

[–]GET_A_LAWYER 1 point2 points ago

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[citation needed]

[–]akumadiavolo -1 points0 points ago

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check my other post. severalcitations provided.

[–]GET_A_LAWYER 1 point2 points ago

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Ah yes, I saw that post and observed that your citations didn't support your argument, but rather refuted it.

Thanks for providing citations, though.

[–]popnlochnessmonster 0 points1 point ago

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You're thinking of Animal Abolitionist groups, such as the ALF (Animal Liberation Front), which believe animal ownership is a form of slavery.

PETA falls under the Animal Rights group, which believe that animals deserve rights [right to die humanely (which is their first goal before the eradication of all systematic breeding for consumption), protection to certain extents, animal welfare, and health services].

[–]akumadiavolo -2 points-1 points ago

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No, this is what Ingrid and Alex(the leaders of PETA) have said. PETA kills more animals that anyone else. they are NOT an animal rights group/

[–]popnlochnessmonster 0 points1 point ago*

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I believe what you are referring to is their belief of an animal's right to die humanely. There is an animal overpopulation problem, PETA knows this. Their solutions: Everyone owns a pet (you can't force people to own pets), house them all (they'll keep breeding), or euthanize as a last resort (in a humane fashion).

Still animal rights. Even if you don't know what animal rights means.

PETA believes that euthanasia is the most humane method of dealing with animals forced to spend a long time in cages in shelters or who have certain kinds of illnesses.

Here's more information on PETA's stance of euthanasia.

[–]akumadiavolo -2 points-1 points ago

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No, for fucks sake will you fucking listen to what I am saying. Ingrid said in no uncertain terms that all animals are better off dead than as companion animals(pets). It has nothing to do with shelters or breeders or humane kills(which they have been busted time after time killing animals in non humane ways). They have also said they would rather see a pet euthanized than adopted out.

They site cannot be trusted, PETA has been caught over and over again flat out lying and doing things that don't agree with the BS propaganda they push out. Don't be such a sheep.

[–]popnlochnessmonster 1 point2 points ago

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That's complete bullshit. More than 3/4 of their staff have adopted companion animals.

They are and have always been against selective breeding, but not adopting animals.

Also, I've seen all of your sources, and none of them say, directly or indirectly, what you are saying.

[–]redditorsince2012 1 point2 points ago

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I really want one of these. Not for shock value, but they look easier to hold than current retractable leash designs.

[–]jipijipijipi 0 points1 point ago

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They do look easier to hold, but the leash is bound to be that short with the lack of space left for it to reel-in. I guess current retractable designs are as compact as possible.

[–]Vulpyne 1 point2 points ago

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PETA doesn't care if you point a faux gun at something. Nothing do I.

[–]istilldrinkpbr 10 points11 points ago

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Of.....your repost?

[–]howcanitbethis 3 points4 points ago

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yesterday there was a post that linked to the actual website for this thing...this guy just copied the picture and reposted

[–]fingernose 0 points1 point ago

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link?

[–]howcanitbethis 0 points1 point ago

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too lazy

[–]MilkDaddy 1 point2 points ago

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If I haven't seen it, it's new to me.

[–]gnatcatcher23 4 points5 points ago

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warning: for use by white people only, all others will be shot by police!

[–]Plow_King[!] 3 points4 points ago

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did not see this before, and loved it. thanks for the repost, i guess, according to others ?

fucking hilarious.

[–]Kthulu666 1 point2 points ago

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for those of us who can't attach the leash by hand?

[–]sitniz 1 point2 points ago

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This has been posted every day for the past 2 weeks. Give it a rest.

[–]splinked 1 point2 points ago

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reposted!!! and it wasn't that good the first time.

[–]IronSlanginRed 0 points1 point ago

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Ok.. Where can i get one?

[–]DamnRandall 0 points1 point ago

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Also teaches people poor trigger discipline.

[–]evilclownmonkey 0 points1 point ago

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Notice the Reservoir Dogs t-shirt.

[–]zunimixer 0 points1 point ago

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what the fuck is wrong with people??

[–]iTrollbot 0 points1 point ago

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Keeps that disease-carrying mother-fucker in check.

[–]haackedc 0 points1 point ago

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PETA doesn't approve... but I do.

I would love to have the experience walking a dog through a park where everyone who sees me thinks i'm aiming a laser pointed pistol at its head

[–]dritchey 0 points1 point ago

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WHERE DO I GET THIS

[–]Klaydude11 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a laser.

[–]thatWHOREgirl 0 points1 point ago

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FYI: second image is of a GUY walking (shooting) a dog

[–]Thejointaccount 0 points1 point ago

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this just made my day

[–]cinemania 0 points1 point ago

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I once had a Doberman Pincher that would freak out at the sight of a toy gun. He was abused by a previous owner for the first year of his life and he was apparently traumatized by a gun somehow. Let's just say, I wouldn't of last to long with this leash.

[–]clickwir 0 points1 point ago

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wow. My local news has been reporting a lot of shot dogs recently.

I think this product could get the person shot.

[–]carebeartears 0 points1 point ago

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DA Smith [10:31am]: And that's when you "Accidently" [DA Smith makes air quote motions] shot the decedent?

Constable Mckinnly [10:32am]: That is correct sir.

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[–]Noel_S_Jytemotiv 0 points1 point ago

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word.

[–]Noel_S_Jytemotiv 0 points1 point ago

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Gimme your money or the dog gets it.

[–]Sandwichassassin 0 points1 point ago

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That's how Texas walks their dogs.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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POST THIS EVERYDAY FOR KARMA

[–]akuma_619 0 points1 point ago

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I don't give a damn what PETA thinks about a certain product. Fuck those attention whores. I think this product is in bad taste.

[–]pelanderfunk 0 points1 point ago

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Not recommended for minorities.

[–]Krazychick781 0 points1 point ago

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This is the third time I have seen this post this week, make it stop!

[–]howcanitbethis -1 points0 points ago

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repost

[–]humanspace -2 points-1 points ago

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PETA would approve because PETA hates "dogs"... actually they call it love, but they want to kill them all.

[–]SerialExperiment -2 points-1 points ago

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Fuck PETA.

[–]WINZOW -1 points0 points ago

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Acme presents the... 'get stopped by the Police while walking your dog, leash'...

[–]Billy_Blaze -1 points0 points ago

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Neither does local law enforcement, I would assume...

[–]Sarcasticus -1 points0 points ago

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PETA can go fuck themselves - what a fucking sham of an organization. Ties to terrorist groups, and kills ~90% of the animals they take in. Shameful.

www.petakillsanimals.com

[–]carbon_steel -1 points0 points ago

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PETA does not even approve of having pets.

[–]yate -3 points-2 points ago

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dogs don't know what guns is

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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PETA can go fuck them selfs, preferably with something on fire, and previously alive

[–]ravfe -2 points-1 points ago

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Anyone willing to buy this either has a sick sense of humor or just flat out hates their pet.