this post was submitted on
410 points (62% like it)
1,043 up votes 633 down votes

funny

subscribe2,439,401 readers

7,086 users here now

PLEASE, No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 51 comments

[–]redisant 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Talk about delegation

FTFY

[–]wolfmann -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

more like recursion...

[–]RelevantToMyInterest 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

i think recursion is more like a dog trying to walk itself with it's own leash

[–]Orschmann 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I would pay good money to see that.

[–]TheZippler 1 point2 points ago*

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Recursive Retriever

It's probably a lab, but I can't resist some convenient alliteration.

[–]Snakefish 51 points52 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

yo dawg, I herd you like walking dawgs, so I put a dawg with your dawg so you can walk dawgs while you walk dawgs.

[–]petra234 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

looked here hoping this would be the top comment, reddit does not dissapoint

[–]MetallicDragon 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

looked here hoping we'd be past this meme, reddit dissapoint

[–]aa93 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If memes were easy to get past they wouldn't be memes would they?

[–]booyah2 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yo dawg, I heard you like memes. So I put a meme in this comment so you can comment with a meme about this meme about a meme

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Meta dogwalking!

[–]teester88 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Now that is one cute picture!

[–]Teotwawki69 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I believe the correct term is muttitasking.

[–]atlantisiron 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

But that snout fair for the smaller ones...

[–]Snakefish 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Let me paws for a bit to think about that one.

[–]megadesk 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's the leash you could do.

[–]ZoopZeZoop 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Why are you all being so ruff on each other?

[–]Napalmnewt 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Looks like a pure bread Labrador though!

[–]cheeto6969 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Recursion..

[–]reartemis 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'll google it.........

[–]SHFT 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

public Dog dog(){
   return dog();
}

Stack overflow.

[–]7aji88 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This;

[–]zeppelin4491 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

  1. It's "this".
  2. Why would you ever just declare "this;" like that?

[–]aa93 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Because he missed the "," button and shift key, hitting the ";" button by accident;

[–]zeppelin4491 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

compiler error

[–]7aji88 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

this:

[–]ramoziurx7 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I see... Dog has his bitches on a leash!

[–]eshemuta 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

My mom's Golden Retriever used to do the same thing with our terrier.

[–]cactiaregreat 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The dog is really only performing one task.

[–]bijibijmak 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

OMG DAT HUSKY ON RIGHT!!!! _^

[–]bijibijmak 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]bottom_of_the_well 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

this should be on the cover of a programming book about recursion

[–]MeGrimlock4 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Do you have any experience delegating?

[–]djmattyd 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Its more meta than multitasking.

[–]PolishTheConsole 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That's the greatest dog ever. I can't even get mine to wait for me while I try to shut the door.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

is the lab humping that poor little husky? in that case, he is making major breakthroughs in the world of multitasking.

[–]LeGrandArmee 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You mean excellent micro

[–]niggertown 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And crowdsourcing.

[–]slowfox 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Who is watching these kids? Uh the big one is watching the little one.

[–]uncommented 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Binary trees have nothing on trinary dogs.

[–]fishebulb -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yo dog....

[–]goneskiing_42 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Only a lab.

[–]crocadoc -3 points-2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

YO DAWG

[–]crocadoc 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

YO DAWG

[–]crocadoc 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

YO DAWG

[–]DarkoftheMoon -4 points-3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]ENTP -5 points-4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yo dawg, I heard u liked dawgs so we gave ur dawg a leash so that it can walk yo dawgs while you walk dawg.

[–]NeverOriginal -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Ok, here is an idea for someone.

I want to see a picture/video of someone walking a dog. and have smaller dogs tied to the main dog's leash.(like we see here but the leashes tied to the other dog instead of in the dogs mouth). I'm curious what the main dog will do. having other dogs tied to him.

[–]mfink11 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He keeps his bitches on a short leash