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This guy. This fucking guy. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]micah1_8 42 points43 points ago

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"To me, Blackadder, socks are like sex. Tons of it about, and I never seem to get any."

[–]ashpow 19 points20 points ago

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'It's almost as if someone is coming in here at night, stealing the damn things and selling them off'

[–]Aethelstan 19 points20 points ago

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"Impossible, sir; only you and I have access to your socks..."

[–]yesexactlyyes 17 points18 points ago

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One of my favorite Blackadder quotes:

"Of the 262 princesses in Europe, 165 are over 80 — they're out; 47 are under 10 — they're out; and 39 are mad."

"They sound ideal!"

"They would be, if they hadn't all got married last week in Munich to the same horse"

[–]ZAKagan 2 points3 points ago

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hmmmm

[–]anothergaijin 17 points18 points ago

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TIL people don't know that Hugh Laurie was a well educated and highly celebrated British comedian who worked closely with Stephen Fry before becoming "Dr House"

:|

[–]aposter 8 points9 points ago

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I keep expecting Dr. House to break into a bit of absurdist comedy.

[–]Jumile 0 points1 point ago

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This.

[–]Hawkknight88 2 points3 points ago

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Hugh Laurie hipster?

[–]anothergaijin 0 points1 point ago

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Not really, anyone British or who likes British comedy knows exactly who he is...

[–]rewaltz 0 points1 point ago

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just british? hugh was quite famous in Western Europe, Australia/NZ etc

[–]anothergaijin 0 points1 point ago

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Fine, anywhere except the USA ;)

[–]rewaltz 0 points1 point ago

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haha....and next you will tell me that people in the US didn't know nicole kidman, hugh jackman, heath ledger, Russel Crowe, Sam Worthington, Eric Bana, Mel Gibson and Cate Blanchett are actually Australians

[–]anothergaijin 0 points1 point ago

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Mel Gibson isn't Australian....

And out of that list Nicole Kidman was born in the US and has dual citizenship, Sam Worthington and Russel Crowe are Australian citizens but born overseas. But close enough I guess.

[–]rewaltz 0 points1 point ago

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i actually didn't know that about nicole kidman... i grew up on the same street as she did... her parents are australian and she moved here when she was 3... guess i was wrong

[–]anothergaijin 0 points1 point ago

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To be fair most Australians get that wrong anyway.

[–]gimpel 15 points16 points ago

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Bertie Wooster?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Bertie Wooster: Jeeves, you're a wonder. Reginald Jeeves: Thank you, sir. We do our best.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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And if that doesn't leave me without a stain on my conscience then I don't know what it doesn't leave me without a stain on.

[–]gimpel 2 points3 points ago

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Bertie Wooster: . . . Jeeves takes a size 14 hat, eats tonnes of fish and moves in mysterious ways his wonders to perform.

[–]NiceMugOfTea 7 points8 points ago

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Prince George this time, in the 3rd series of Blackadder. A work of comedy genius.

[–]SilkyWatsonxX 12 points13 points ago

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Used to love Blackadder. When I first started watching House took me about 2 seasons to realize it was the same guy.

[–]PelikanPatrol 3 points4 points ago

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And that's how you know Hugh Lawry is a brilliant actor.

[–]jokeruger 3 points4 points ago

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Hugh Laurie is a better actor

[–]buuda 10 points11 points ago

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Hugh and Blackadder are priceless cultural treasures.

[–]PontifexPrimus 7 points8 points ago

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Oh, it's that guy from that Annie Lennox video!

[–]Ajzzz 1 point2 points ago

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What the... is that John Malkovich as well?

[–]Hrushka 1 point2 points ago

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My girlfriend says it is.

[–]rints87 8 points9 points ago

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black adder, you've just been to france and rescued an aristocrat... ARE YOU the scarlet pimpernel?

ABSOLUTELY NOT, sire...

[–]Unlucky13 7 points8 points ago

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I'd honestly love to see him finish up with House and go back into comedy.

[–]FreddyDeus 1 point2 points ago

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House is comedy. You don't watch it for the plots, do you?

[–]nutinahut 0 points1 point ago

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It's not Lupus

[–]rosstronica 9 points10 points ago

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"Are you sure we can trust these actor fellows, Blackadder? Last time we went to the theater a couple of them murdered Julius Caesar, and one of them was his best friend Brutus!"

[–]private_joker 5 points6 points ago

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As I have told you, about eight times, the man playing Julius Caesar was an actor called Kemp.

[–]BethSheba 6 points7 points ago

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"Always treat your plane like you treat your woman. Get in her five times a day and take her to heaven and back."

[–]metamucil 1 point2 points ago

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woof! woof! I've got a plan... and it's as hot as my pants!

[–]TeslasMoustache 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, girls! Look at my machinery!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Hey there, love the beard. Gives me something to hang on to!

[–]nutinahut 0 points1 point ago

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WOOOF!!!

[–]shnoobles 11 points12 points ago

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MY GOD. IT'S LUPUS. ಠ_ರೃ

[–]bensoap113 8 points9 points ago

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it's never lupus

[–]Mightyvvhitey 0 points1 point ago

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someone just diagnosed it as lupus to see this reaction

[–]micah1_8 5 points6 points ago

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Or possibly sarcoidosis.

[–]is_never_sarcastic 1 point2 points ago

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It's autoimmune

[–]teratoma2000 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe it's a teratoma

[–]jokeruger 0 points1 point ago

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The hematoma caused the coma

[–]lobstah4 1 point2 points ago

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"God's toenails, Blackadder, it's consumption!"

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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It has been a wild afternoon full of strange omens. I dreamt that a large eagle circled the room three times and then got into bed with me and took all the blankets... and then I saw that it wasn't an eagle at all, but a large black snake. And also Duncan's horses did turn and eat each other, as usual. Good portents for your duel do you think?

The "as usual" bit kills me.

[–]TeslasMoustache 7 points8 points ago

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"It's like that story, The Prince and the Porpoise."
"And the Pauper, sir."
"Ah yes. The Prince and the Porpoise and the Pauper."

[–]asdf7890 6 points7 points ago

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I'm trying to convince myself I have the balls to start my speech (best man for brother's wedding) next year with the full "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH unaccustomed as I am...", though I'm not sure I fit the big trousers.

[–]Lukerules 3 points4 points ago

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it's the kind of thing you need to commit to completely, and only about 4 people in the whole audience will get it.

So yes, do it.

[–]asdf7890 0 points1 point ago

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More than four. The groom is a massive fan and a good few people from both sides will get it immediately. But many people won't, so I'll look a pillock to them. Then again I'll look a pillock anyway. Public speaking is not my thing...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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SAUSAGE TIME

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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When Hugh Laurie and Steven Fry team up, life gets so much better.

Hugh Laurie is awesome. I want to trap him in my closet so I can rape him whenever I feel like it.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Well this comment certainly took a strange turn.

[–]jocgame 0 points1 point ago

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..... what?

[–]WishedForMoreUpvotes 14 points15 points ago

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Upvotes for your username

[–]Unwashed_Vagina[S] 13 points14 points ago

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I thought this was a pretty standard Reddit username.

[–]Cgkfox 14 points15 points ago

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Unused_vagina would be appropiate but your name is just wrong.

[–]shitfaceddick 2 points3 points ago

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It is.

[–]Kijamon 3 points4 points ago

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One of the best tv show themes ever. Though I'll never forgive them for Blackadder goes Forth and the very last episode :'(

[–]GoAwayBaitin 4 points5 points ago

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Honestly Blackadder, I dunno why I'm bothering to get dressed. As soon as I get to the Naughty Hellfire Club, I'll be debagged and radished for non-payment of debts!

[–]private_joker 1 point2 points ago

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Radished?

[–]st_gulik 1 point2 points ago

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Radished.

[–]GoAwayBaitin 0 points1 point ago

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Prince George: Oh, I had to give that to old Pooky, back in the carriage. We played Canasta all the way from London. I won every round, which is jolly gratifying, but expensive, I have to admit. I'm rotten stinking stoning stinking broke again! Ha Ha! Good thing I thought to bring my own radish, eh? It's bound to come in useful. That's what they do if you can't pay your debts at the end of the evening here at the Naughty Hellfire Club you know. De-bag you and shove a radish up your….

Blackadder: Yes, yes. We've heard about radishing. It sounds jolly uncomfortable.

Prince George: It is jolly uncomfortable, I can tell you. But still, it's all jolly larks isn't it? The chaps tell me they used to shove things up each other's bottoms all the time at school. Hardly a day went by without a bit of fruit disappearing up the old orifice. [he heaves a sigh] I've always felt I missed out on a great deal, having private tutors.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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"I say, smashing idea Blackadder"

[–]lightFritz 1 point2 points ago

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Yeeess, if a plan were any more cunning you could put fur coat on it and call it a weasel.

[–]TheBB 2 points3 points ago

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They do say that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover, when I stick this toasting fork in your head.

[–]buuda 2 points3 points ago

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I just realized that Hugh Laurie has played both the biggest buffoon and a genius. That is range!

[–]mus0u 2 points3 points ago

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Well, huzzah and hurrah!

[–]octaypus 2 points3 points ago

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You found my weakness! Turns out I will upvote anything Blackadder related.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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"I have a cunning plan..."

would have thought this would have been posted now...it's the obligatory Blackadder quote:

[–]loinbread 2 points3 points ago

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Stephen: Well, so far in this series I have hit Hugh on no less than a startling seven occasions. You might think we had no thought at all as to how the young might be influenced by this kind of senseless, horrific violence. Would they start to imitate it, Hugh?

Hugh: Well the interesting and inescapable conclusion that we've come up with is yes. Since the series has started to be transmitted I have found, walking along the street, that I have been hit no less than twelve times by complete strangers.

Stephen: So it looks as if the suggestible out there are actually imitating my violent behaviour patterns and striking you?

Hugh: That's right.

Stephen: Is that a worrying development?

Hugh: It's not unworrying.

[–]muppethead 0 points1 point ago

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I read all that in both of their voices.

[–]MrDanger 1 point2 points ago

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"You know what I did then?"

"What?"

"I waggled my wig."

"No!"

[–]st_gulik 1 point2 points ago

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Yes! I waggled my wig! I waggled my wig!

[–]raydeen 1 point2 points ago

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That's Python, not Blackadder!

[–]st_gulik 1 point2 points ago

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TWO POINTS FOR MR. RAYDEEN! Now it's your turn to NUMBERWANG!

[–]phyber 1 point2 points ago

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"I'm anispeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation."

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[–]z0n3 3 points4 points ago

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If you have Amazon Prime it's up on there free.

[–]SuperHappyHaikuGuy 4 points5 points ago

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Netflix has them too.
British tv in the States
Keeps me (almost) sane.

[–]wallsbecametheworld 0 points1 point ago

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YES. thank you, kind sir.

[–]o88o 1 point2 points ago

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id upvote this more, but i have but one upvote to give

[–]Tillwoofy 0 points1 point ago

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so that's where we put House

[–]nsfw-courtney 0 points1 point ago

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YES! XD this just made my day.

[–]bluntinstrument 0 points1 point ago

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Lucky thing for us then. Luck luck luckluckluckcluck or something. Best season ever of an amazing show

[–]DingBat99999 0 points1 point ago

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He looks thick as a whale omelet.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Writing headlines. Like this. Will get you karma

[–]anshou -2 points-1 points ago

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I dislike your username and what it represents. (Your argument is invalid.)

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