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[–]tommcdo 49 points50 points ago

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GIRP?

[–]Chubbstock 13 points14 points ago

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That's my secret move on GIRP!

[–]Devi_D 9 points10 points ago

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That's how I capoeira-kick the damn seagull.

[–]grec530 0 points1 point ago

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I can never get this to work in GIRP my damn elbow always gets in the way

[–]wzsun 0 points1 point ago

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I had the same thoughts, only way to switch hands to get a seemingly impossible ring.

[–]Halpert 12 points13 points ago

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I think he forgot his gravity that day

[–]Moobie 22 points23 points ago

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Hes called the Monkey King!

[–]Windstonam 2 points3 points ago

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That's how you pronounce Reuters..

[–]kolm 1 point2 points ago

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I was kinda 50% certain the OP had a fake vid with a 90 degree tilt and some fake background, but damn, it's not fake at all.

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[–]Jozif 2 points3 points ago

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It's from the show Stan Lee's Superhumans on the History channel.

[–]chico12_120 13 points14 points ago

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Then he leaped into a straw pile to escape the templars...

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[–]AptMoniker 0 points1 point ago

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Exploding chitlins. Why do I visualize these things?

[–]3eB 5 points6 points ago

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Ezio must be able to do this in the next game or I quit.

[–]Azurphax 8 points9 points ago

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Where can I get upper body strength like that?

[–]derl 29 points30 points ago

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Rock climbing.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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wat

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Nevermind if you have lower!

[–]anexanhume 2 points3 points ago

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Vitamin injections.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Plan A: Jump for it!

Plan B: Show off.

[–]falafel_raptor 5 points6 points ago

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Full video?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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[–]falafel_raptor 2 points3 points ago

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Much graciousness.

[–]umrlax13 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, this guy is fantastic. Stan Lee's Superhumans did a segment on him on the history channel. I've never seen anyone so strong and fluid when they climb.

[–]khfn 0 points1 point ago

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Here's the best (if not the most famous) climber in the world:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoYjuLWggto

[–]karma_whore_advice 51 points52 points ago

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Got a picture you saw on reddit but desperately want to milk that karma cow one more time?

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[–]seemefearme 2 points3 points ago

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Got some spare time and desperately want to milk that karma cow one more time?

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Whatever painfully generic novelty account you've seen at least a hundred times before shamelessly plugging away for karma, novelty accounts are your key to copious piles of narwhal bacon (and karma).

[–]karma_whore_advice 6 points7 points ago

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16 link karma

redditor for 2 years

You're the exact demographic I'm going for, seemefearme! We've got to start you on a Karma Whore aerobics plan to get that link karma to a meaty couple of thousand or so.

[–]Kazudo2 0 points1 point ago

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Redditor for seven hours :(

You had me smiling too, I will save my upvotes for your future posts!

jk I lied I upvoted you plz provide more tips

[–]troll_account_advice 1 point2 points ago

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Got a fantastic idea for a post? Has it been a while since you've seen one of the many reposted links guaranteeing to rake in the karma? Then you must make a hater prevention account to ward off the trolls. (if you responded from op account it would, of course, feed the troll). it's quick and easy and you too can make any haters look like they are alone in there struggle to clean the waste from the shit laden streets of repost land.

[–]OktopuzZz 15 points16 points ago

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holy crap is like an assasins creed character!

[–]IndubitablyDire 5 points6 points ago

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I'm pretty sure crap is not an Assassin's Creed character. Especially sanctified crap.

[–]reddit_give_me_virus 4 points5 points ago

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[–]delicious_pancakes 1 point2 points ago

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My hands started sweating while watching this. And the dyno made my butthole pucker up. I used to read about this guy in Climbing mag when I was in college. Never thought to youtube him. Wow.

[–]SpaizKadett 0 points1 point ago

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I'm more impressed with the cameraman, he was in front of him almost the whole time ;)

[–]reddit_give_me_virus 0 points1 point ago

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If you look at the first time the shot pulls back you can see a camera man hanging out waiting for him. He made that climb + 400 feet in under 4 minutes 30 seconds believe me there was no one climbing in front of him.

[–]SpaizKadett 0 points1 point ago

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It was meant (partly) as a joke. However, I do sometimes think that cameramen doesn't get the credit they deserve

[–]DarkoftheMoon 5 points6 points ago

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I have yet to figure out why that flip was easier for him than simply jumping.

[–]VerbalRadiation 2 points3 points ago

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Grabbing any grip static is way better than jumping.

That said i have yet to see anyone in the Gym actually use that move.

Closes thing to it is a figure 4

[–]Verta 1 point2 points ago

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No way, I climb at Climb Newcastle every week! I didn't expect to see Adam on reddit, it made me double-take.

[–]VerbalRadiation 1 point2 points ago

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haha that was a random google video i found, i climb out at Sportrock in Alexandria VA

[–]bigthink 0 points1 point ago

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Sterling here.

[–]I_One_Up_U -1 points0 points ago

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LOL Adam and I were on the wall last week and he showed me some moves even better than that one. He said he didn't want to do it on the youtube video so some dumb kid won't try it and hurt himself.

[–]BantamBasher135 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to post "that's the most messed up figure 4 I've ever seen" but then... yeah.

[–]DarkoftheMoon 0 points1 point ago

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Whoa that was pretty cool! I guess it's easier to get a better grip on the wall if your body is still. I'm a novice climber so I would never even think to do that.

[–]gurban 5 points6 points ago

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Reposted! Like a boss!

[–]halogen1212 2 points3 points ago

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repost of a repost of a repost of a repost. It's like standing between two mirrors.

[–]graphictank 10 points11 points ago

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Best prison break video...ever.

[–]essploded 17 points18 points ago

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Racist.

[–]Swinly 0 points1 point ago

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He gets shot a few seconds after that gif ends.

[–]tHeSiD 0 points1 point ago

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He is not an african american fyi

[–]schplat 3 points4 points ago

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Inspiration for GIRP

[–]polygraf 0 points1 point ago

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ctrl+f GIRP.

Yes.

[–]freerangetrousers -1 points0 points ago

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lovve girp, really fuckin hard though

[–]ColHunterGathers 1 point2 points ago

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Well, i've got a feeling of inadequacy that'll last the whole day now.

[–]Texasveteran 2 points3 points ago

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Get a grip on yourself.

[–]DrCircle 7 points8 points ago

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Get a girp on yourself.

FTFY

[–]m_Pony 1 point2 points ago

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How the hell does his wrist NOT BREAK?

[–]questionablemoose 6 points7 points ago

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It's made of fucking steel, like his balls.

[–]khfn 0 points1 point ago

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His wrists don't break because he's slowly built up his tendons to support more weight.

[insert lame joke about masturbating harder]

[–]levitron 1 point2 points ago

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I don't understand how that's easier...

[–]Fumbduck 1 point2 points ago

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he never has to let go. while i agree he could have made the jump, it's not a mistake you can make more than once. this way was safer.

[–]tyeh26 1 point2 points ago

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he never lets go on the first attempt either

[–]mjwassmer 1 point2 points ago

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Assassin's Creed 3: Harlem

[–]Acidyo 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't know Ronadinho had another hobby.

[–]Stratocaster89 1 point2 points ago

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No matter how many times i watch it, i cant figure out how hes physically doing it!

[–]osceola 1 point2 points ago*

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"Hide your kids, hide your wife" and climb up a wall!

[–]latexsolarbeefheart 1 point2 points ago

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The thing that impresses me the most about this maneuver is not the fact that he can do it, but rather the fact that it only takes him about a second to think of it.

[–]Mulien 0 points1 point ago

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True but I doubt this is his first time ever climbing that particular tower. If someone came out to film he, he probably was like "yeah sure, come tape this one I have something cool to show you."

[–]latexsolarbeefheart 0 points1 point ago

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But then why would he try to jump for the stone first?

[–]Mulien 1 point2 points ago

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Well you see, I am actually a foremost expert on this man and- I have no fucking idea

[–]C-Dubs1987 1 point2 points ago

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It's crazy to even think of pulling that move, much less actually do it without a rope.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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1000X re-post LIKE A BOSS!

[–]enkiavatar 2 points3 points ago

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This is like the 20th time this has been reposted. Please stop

[–]hiphophippopotamus -2 points-1 points ago

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I've not seen it before, so fuck you cuntface. And fuck the horse you rode in on.

[–]enkiavatar -1 points0 points ago

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Thank you for your kind solicitation to fornicate with my horse. I will gladly pass on to my fine stallion your self-advertised proclivity towards zoophelia. However, I should warn that Oscar is currently in a long-term relationship with a rather frisky mare, and may spurn your advances for lack of sophistication and a general air of douchbaggery.

If you truly care, I am more than happy to follow up with a more visceral and acrimonious characterization of your character (or lack thereof), but I generally refrain from doing so until the combination of poor grammar and unnecessary use of profanities exceeds about 10 +/- a couple racial/gender/sexual slurs per sentence.

[–]gossoccer 0 points1 point ago

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Funny thats the kind of shit I pull off on GRIP

[–]honusnuggie 0 points1 point ago

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what the fuck did he just do?

[–]nivek63 4 points5 points ago

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A show offy way to do a figure four hold. It's an advanced climbing technique.

[–]aranaxon 0 points1 point ago

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way better than assassin's creed

[–]voon 0 points1 point ago

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press Y to synchronize viewpoint

[–]BukkRogerrs 0 points1 point ago

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Can't reach it. I'll flip upside down.

[–]U_mad_ho 0 points1 point ago

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I came

[–]cleverkid 0 points1 point ago

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HA! I've been waiting for this to show up. Don't mess with Vanilli!

[–]raisin_keynes 0 points1 point ago

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Right trigger, up. Whatever.

I do that shit every day.

[–]dungeon_master 0 points1 point ago

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If he falls, I will not help him.

[–]troyANDabed 0 points1 point ago

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He must be the inspiration for Drake in Uncharted.

HOW DO YOU CLIMB SO WELL DRAKE?!?! HOW?!

[–]Soyner 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, I literally just looked for a "Pause" and "Rewind" button on a gif to watch that again right after his donkey kick move and wondered what just happened. ME.FAIL.

[–]BearBryant 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you gravity.

[–]Indiv0 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm. I can't seem to reach this ledge. I know! I'll just do an upside down flip.

[–]Fyrus 0 points1 point ago

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I hope this doesn't mean AC3 will be in Africa...

[–]DrBradweiser 0 points1 point ago

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DAE watch these reposts over again just in case there's some new editing?

[–]EltaninAntenna 0 points1 point ago

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I still can't understand what I've seen.

[–]GyroMight 0 points1 point ago

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Well now you are just showing off.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This guy was on some Discovery show...Some urban freestylers tried to replicate his moves.

[–]fuzzb0y 0 points1 point ago

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I hope he has an "I'll catch you" team at the bottom.

[–]Spappy 0 points1 point ago

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when at first you dont succeed, hang upside down with on hand and try again

[–]bblemonade 0 points1 point ago

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This shit belongs in /r/creepy. It. It doesn't move right.

[–]adamwho 0 points1 point ago

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I enjoy this every time I see it.

[–]Ghstfce 0 points1 point ago

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Eddie Gordo: is there anything that man can't do?

[–]Mrs_Lovely 0 points1 point ago

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Was this guy bitten by a spider recently?

[–]Cory_And_Trevor 0 points1 point ago

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They should definitely put this in the next Assassin's Creed.

[–]CloneDeath 0 points1 point ago

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More like what I did in GIRP last night.

[–]nomis_nehc 0 points1 point ago

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Is it me, or is that crazy?

[–]greenet 0 points1 point ago

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That's a pretty standard climbing maneuver. That's like day one shit

[–]WeaponexT 0 points1 point ago

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Assassin's Creed 4 starring Eddie Gordo.

[–]sonoviva 0 points1 point ago

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Assassin's Creed reference

[–]tommcdo -2 points-1 points ago

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GIRP?

[–]khfn 0 points1 point ago*

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As a rock climber, none of that was very out of the ordinary- Except for the flip upside down. I don't know why he decided to do that if he wasn't just trying to show off. That made things much more complicated. All he had to do was step up a bit.

edit: not tryin' to hate, just dropping some knowledge. It's still impressive.

[–]efganonymous 2 points3 points ago

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All he had to do was step up a bit.

I noticed that too. Is there a reason he didn't step up one block at a time? flip upside down, just to put hand where feet should have gone.

[–]Mulien -5 points-4 points ago

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Nothing that he does there except turning upside down is remotely difficult. I speak as someone who rock climbs and has been competing in it for years. I also remember seeing a show on the science channel or something that had this guy on one episode and the stuff he did was ridiculously easy from the perspective of anyone who climbs frequently. Also don't downvote me just for shattering your false reality that this man is amazing. He's nothing special.

[–]RamBamBooey 3 points4 points ago

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I'm waiting for the video of you doing the "nothing special" flip into a figure 4. If not get back on your fixed gear and go buy some glasses with thicker frames, hipster.

[–]Mulien -3 points-2 points ago

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I don't even know why I try and contribute. "Different opinion? Fuck Yooouuuu."

[–]RamBamBooey 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry Mulien. Wasn't trying to offend. But my post about your comment is very similar to your post about the video. The hipster comment may have been a little below the belt. For that I'm sorry. (PS I have a fixed gear and I'm too old and fat to climb any more. You can make fun of me for that.)

[–]Mulien 1 point2 points ago

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Ha well no worries, thanks for being mature about it rather than further escalating this thread into just another fruitless internet argument. I was just trying to make a point that, while this guy is good, he is not the all powerful god as he would appear to any non-cimbers that saw this. But alas the hivemind always sides with the OP so my slightly disparaging comment was immediately deemed as moronic by most of those who read it. But again let me say that I'm not mad at you, clearly you didn't want to display such negativity even if it initially appeared as such. Cheers man and you're never to old or fat to climb. Just get out there and do it. It may take a few months but eventually you will be able to once again so go for it!

[–]epitomeofamit 3 points4 points ago

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Unless you're Chris Sharma trolling under a pseudonym, I highly doubt you are anywhere near this guy.

So, until you actually post a video of you doing things that are FAR more impressive(as this guy is nothing special) we will assume you're just a wannabe.

[–]Mulien 0 points1 point ago*

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My comment on this guy is more based on the video I saw of him on television. On the show they had him get on some slab climb that could not have been harder than 5.11 (mostly big crimps the whole way up, easily visible to the camera) and they were making a huge deal out of it. Also what he is doing in the short clip would be easy for anyone good at speed climbing. I highly doubt this is a video of the first time he ever climbed up that tower. And hopefully you note that, as stated in my original comment, this excludes the flip he does on the wall which would take a good amount of gymnastic ability and practice. He is good no doubt but there are many people way better.

[–]epitomeofamit 0 points1 point ago

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of course he's climbed it before, you can see chalk on the holds, but that flip alone would make me consider him crazy good.

Look at some of the other videos on youtube, he does a few quite impressive things.

And remember that the most technically difficult climbs don't look very impressive to an untrained eye, so tv shows aren't going to pick them.

Not to mention he didn't spend his youth at a climbing gym, he's entirely self taught.

[–]andersleet 0 points1 point ago

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And yet none of them have the official title of "The Monkey King".

[–]francohab -1 points0 points ago

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Why do black people always have to do things in an awesome manner?

[–]epitomeofamit 1 point2 points ago

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This guys's actually south indian, I believe.

[–]tejmin -1 points0 points ago

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I am saddened, for today I correctly predicted many of the posts I have viewed. The realization, has finally arrived.

[–]shark2000br -1 points0 points ago

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WTF

IS DIS REAL

[–]wraithx2 -1 points0 points ago

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He's climbin' in yo windows...

[–]telebision -1 points0 points ago

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you fucking loser... we've all seen this a million times, adding a wannabe "hip" line that's already been played out for months just adds to the lameness of this garbage post.

GTFO

[–]BoilerMaker11 -2 points-1 points ago

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TIL Assassin's Creed was real