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[–]landragoran 4 points5 points ago

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that started out relatively sane, then took a left turn on the road to wtfville.

[–]jjnich 2 points3 points ago

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almost crying from laughter

[–]Cardboard112 2 points3 points ago

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It's a good plan but he may want to give his young child a bee bee gun, just in case he gets too close to the dog. That way if that dog lunges at the kid in an attempt to attack, the child would have a last second chance to shoot the mouse trap off of the dogs testicles, saving all parties involved a lot of trouble.

[–]JazzlasterBoris 5 points6 points ago

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Jesus, it's like this man's life is a Rube Goldberg machine of chaos.

[–]PhilbertMcFilibuster 1 point2 points ago

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Leave the dog in the garage with all the doors and windows closed. Start the car Leave car running until dog passes out, or at least becomes very slow.

[–]jayenn7 1 point2 points ago

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There is literally no flaw in that plan.

[–]B_S_O_D 1 point2 points ago

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Yahoo! Answers == 4chan?

[–]jonnyozero3 0 points1 point ago

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Well, in case that's not best at least there are four days left to submit more answers!

[–]jayratch 0 points1 point ago

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Ahh, Yahoo Answers. Like a dull knife or too large a handgun, it will always be the most dangerous to the person trying to wield it.

[–]ggalitz 0 points1 point ago

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doubles for everyone!

[–]ggalitz -1 points0 points ago

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doubles for everyone!

[–]moviedude26 -2 points-1 points ago

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I really hope this didn't happen and that guy was just a troll.

[–]moviedude26 -2 points-1 points ago

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I really hope this didn't happen and that guy was just a troll.