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Sweet! Awesome I'm almost there! Just a little more... FUCK! (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by globoler

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[–]TheCid 89 points90 points ago

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Now it's the mighty double turtle.

[–]KingGorilla 20 points21 points ago

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Just when you think you've broken through his defenses...BAM! Second shell in yo face!

[–]thegabeman 39 points40 points ago

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This gif is a metaphor for life

[–]CptSpaulding 15 points16 points ago

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seriously. after i watched it i just froze, and had this profound just, depressing understanding of what life is going to be like. god damn turtle in a bucket brought my mind into deeper thought than 5 years of business school.

[–]hungryfoolish 1 point2 points ago

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5 years??

[–]CptSpaulding 4 points5 points ago

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yup. doin my victory lap.

[–]DrFranknFurter 24 points25 points ago

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YES YES

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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oh god, whenever anything frustrating happens to me, I want him to pop out of my pocket and start screaming NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Lauded my ass off at that. Thanks.

[–]dagbrown 17 points18 points ago

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"My ass is the most amazing ass in the world! I cannot think of a better ass to be found anywhere--hey, where'd it go?"

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Best goddamn typo ever!!!!

[–]stonedparadox 2 points3 points ago

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i really dont get what i just watched, can you explain it to me please?

[–]DrFranknFurter 1 point2 points ago

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just a gameplay vid that LtMKilla made, watch the whole video, it's pretty funny

[–]Neilmev 5 points6 points ago

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your title is so accurate. I keep saying it to myself as the action repeats over and over again

[–]seagullsong 3 points4 points ago

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That title sounds like porn dialog.

[–]viper_dude08 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think it's so much a "Fuck" though but more of a "Son of a Bitch!". Just my take though.

[–]MrTypie 3 points4 points ago

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I like turtles.

[–]wolfsleepy 4 points5 points ago

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reddit feels a little like /gif/ today. possibly for the last several days.

[–]daemen 0 points1 point ago

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Go to the submitter's account page. Nothing but watermarked gif submissions.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 5 points6 points ago

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Turtle: "Eeeh! Eeeeh! Eeeeee....." TONK "..." scoot scoot scoot

[–]cencal 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah based on that title I expected something NSFW. Oh well.

[–]manergy 4 points5 points ago

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I laughed way longer than the average laugh expectancy of other reptiles.

[–]jmmcd 0 points1 point ago

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Average laugh expectancy?

The half-laugh of this video is probably longer than cesium-39.

[–]HeadphoneWarrior 2 points3 points ago

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Reddit: reposts all the way down.

*Sigh

[–]JStar 1 point2 points ago

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That's what she said.

[–]jebus18 1 point2 points ago

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someone should put epic theme music[Rocky music] while he's trying to get out then when that bucket owns him there should be tragic music or just the supermario game over sound :D

[–]thelastbaron 1 point2 points ago

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Oh look, another video submitted as a gif by globoler.

[–]Kerrigore 0 points1 point ago

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It's all fun and games now, but one day the turtles will have their revenge.

[–]Mistake78 0 points1 point ago

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goddamn, you stole the punch.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"Freeeee! Dumb."

[–]Elrox 0 points1 point ago

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Oven Dish is a worthy adversary.

[–]St_Dymphna 0 points1 point ago

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That's Life

[–]TwoWordComment 0 points1 point ago

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troubled turtle

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[–]fauxnetikz 0 points1 point ago

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This comment brought to you by BenjiBleu, commenting in the wrong tab since 2011.

[–]rosswlewis 0 points1 point ago

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oh no!!

[–]beatbox32 0 points1 point ago

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Do you think he let out a little turtle sigh?

[–]haikaun 0 points1 point ago

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I love it when I love a post and I don't feel like making any smart-sounding comments and just upvote :-)

[–]grasspopper 0 points1 point ago

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** T U R T L E**

[–]sli -1 points0 points ago

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Meta-turtle. Meturtle?

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