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[–]conorreid 104 points105 points ago

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It's almost like an anti-Pascal's Wager. I like it.

[–]PonderingGrower 28 points29 points ago

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Exactly!

And it doesn't include a bonus in the form of a false dichotomy in contrast to Pascal's Wager. I must say I will have to remember that one as it seems more bulletproof than most argument's I've heard.

[–]conorreid 6 points7 points ago

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Indeed it does. It really is a wonderfully subtle and elegant argument.

[–]panda-est-ici 1 point2 points ago

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It is a gem, as is Epicurus' argument

[–]conorreid 1 point2 points ago

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Epicurus' argument is just that: epic.

[–]tingmakpuk 5 points6 points ago

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I wish more atheists would use this one. As it is, I find our they live a life of love and justice, and I accuse them of serving God. Some of them get all pissy about it, when in fact Aerelius' quote is something apparently both atheist and theist can agree upon.

[–]BrainSturgeon 4 points5 points ago

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What about the Riddle of Epicurus? As David Hume said,

"Is he willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then is he impotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then is he malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Whence then is evil?"

[–]paolog 4 points5 points ago

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It manages to do this by talking about "gods", which covers the option missing from Pascal's wager that there is/are god(s) other than the one(s) believed in.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Me, too. And for all the bellyaching about the low quality of the translation, would someone step up and post a better one? Please?

[–]conorreid 0 points1 point ago

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cricket

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Well, it is a day old. Anyway, a guy can hope.

[–]miborovsky 25 points26 points ago

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See thumbnail of Greco-Roman bust

Oy, I bet it's either going to be Epicurus or Marcus Aurelius

Click link

Called it.

[–]BrainSturgeon 2 points3 points ago

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I hoped it was Epictetus :(

[–]ScannerBrightly 0 points1 point ago

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At least it wasn't Epididymis

[–]BrainSturgeon 2 points3 points ago

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Your Epididymis is showing.

[–]ReadyThor 2 points3 points ago

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Marcus Aurelius' quote isn't repeated enough if you'd ask me.

[–]sir_wooly_merkins 3 points4 points ago

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See the word "Oy" and realize I will read quote in voice of Dr. Zoidberg already even.

[–]Unikraken 32 points33 points ago*

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Cue people rushing in to tell you he never said that.

[–]Sweddy[S] 37 points38 points ago

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TBH I dont really care who said it; doesn't change how good a quote it is.

[–]Unikraken 9 points10 points ago

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Oh I agree completely, I just know the routine here on r/atheism.

[–]LanceArmBoil 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah, it doesn't matter what's true or false, as long as I feel good. Right?

[–]morleydresden 2 points3 points ago

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So why did you feel the need to appeal to authority? Or were you just too lazy to change the image from its original form.

[–]Willis13579 -2 points-1 points ago

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So you don't care if it's real or not, just like the message? Sounds familiar...

[–]Leezus 0 points1 point ago

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Nice job, that was the stupidest thing I've read so far today.

[–]Willis13579 -1 points0 points ago*

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Comparison is there; ignore it if you want.

"Stupidest" lol, the irony. (Not a comma splice)

Edit: Sorry to make you feel like you're in any way like any religious person.

[–]Leezus -1 points0 points ago

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'Stupidest' is fine as a superlative for common speech.

That's not a comma splice. A comma splice involves two independent clauses, I don't even have two independent clauses in that post.

THAT is a comma splice. Is your original post any more reasonable now that I've made a mistake? Afraid not.

Here's why you're an idiot:

Sweddy explained that the speaker of this quote does not alter its value. The quote is not true because of who spoke it, but is true because it is reasonable.

What you did, was claim that because the quote is is not a real quote of Marcus Aurelius, then it loses value. For most of us, learning that the quote is not one of Marcus Aurelius did not lessen the value of the quote--it lessened the value of Marcus Aurelius' opinion.

You then took this view and drew the following contradiction:

We can not verify who wrote this quote, but are willing to accept it as having intrinsic value.

But given the bible, we are not willing to accept it as having intrinsic value because we can not verify its writer as being God.

The difference is that the bible has little truth of it's own. The truth of the bible rests soley on the writer having the unique position of being a supreme being. When we can not verify the writer, we can not verify any of the claims within the bible as truth.

With the quote of topic, whoever the writer may be, they are simply a man. The quote makes no claims that any other man can not verify with his own reason.

Perhaps you were ignorant of the implications of your statement. Perhaps you simply didn't think about how much sense you were making when you made it, and you were just scratching wildly at the possibility of being smugly witty. None of these things would surprise me, but as it is, though you are indeed ignorant, your implications are without merit, and though you are indeed smug, you are without wit.

[–]Willis13579 0 points1 point ago

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1 Calm down. Just because people think things other than what you think that doesn't make them idiots. That makes you seem immature.

2 "Most stupid" is the superlative of stupid.

3 That's not even close to what I claimed. I didn't really claim anything. I was implying it was similar to how religious people think of the bible. Many of them don't care if it really was a king who said the message of the new testament- they just like the overall message and follow it. The overall message of the bible, at least the new testament, is love and sacrifice. Whether or not you believe Jesus was a God or even existed, those are the messages he left behind in the stories, or at least the ones people usually care about. Snipe at me with verses from the old testament all you want and take everything literally if it suits what you believe.

4 Ad hominem never ever works in favor of your argument and is a logical fallacy. The largest piece of your rebuttal is devoted to it.

5 You say we don't know who wrote the quote but are willing to accept it as truth. Then you say that we don't know who wrote the bible and therefore cannot accept it as truth. Derp. The difference being the bible has little truth on it's own. Which part of the bible? For that matter, what is truth? Like the quote, the bible is a lot of opinions on how one should live. There aren't really facts in either the quote or the bible very often. The bible has many "truths" that can be accepted even if one does not accept the writer to have been god. Love people and help people being two of them.

That's why I don't think I'm an idiot.

But I'm sure writing that made you feel all fuzzy inside and ironically was smug as hell. So feel free to ignore what I just wrote. You're coming from the emotional standpoint that religion is evil and there really isn't any point in arguing with a hateful person.

[–]Leezus 0 points1 point ago

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Yes it was a comma splice.

It wasn't, and I explained why. If you can't read that far, should I even bother with the rest of your arguements? How can I be sure that you actually read anything else I wrote that you didn't want to hear? (Pay attention to those last two sentances, I'm going to come back to them later.)

The rules. It's introductory. But, the rules are so unclear, even if we assumed that I was using ellipses in order to add an independant clause in the form of "[implied: That is a] nice job, that was the stupidest thing I've read yet today", it wouldn't be so simple as to say whether it's incorrect or not.

"Stupidest" isn't so easy to answer. I understand where you're coming from here. Most people simply go by the two-syllable rule, which says that any word with two or more syllables not ending in 'y' gets 'more' and 'most'. But that simply isn't true. The only iron clad rule in this regard is that three-syllable rules require more and most. Two-syllable words can be more discretionary. Furthermore, it just sounds wrong. This is because of the -id ending which sounds like the -ed of a past participle. Those always use more and most.

Now that the grammar is aside, Lets do rhetoric! Now, the first thing to remember with rhetoric is that it is at it's core all about illocution. Not what you said, but what you meant. Rhetorical purpose as they taught us back in whatever class that was.

That's not even close to what I claimed. I was saying it was similar to how religious people think of the bible. Many of them don't care if it really was a king who said the message of the new testament- they just like the overall message and follow it. The overall message of the bible, at least the new testament, is love and sacrifice. Whether or not you believe Jesus was a God or even existed, those are the messages he left behind in the stories.

Here is the problem with not being clear. When you are not clear, everything you say is loaded. I inferred the logical conclusion of what you meant form what you said. What you just said, the above quoted text, would not be reasonably inferred from your comparison. BUT, we'll treat it as if it was, and continue from here.

You say that the religious and the non religious are similar because it does not matter to them whether the text they're reading has a reputable author so long as the text itself has intrinsic value. So long as the message is good regardless of who wrote it. This would be true, with one caveat. In this case, the similarity has nothing to do with whether they're religious or not, nor is it any sort of rumination on their similar ways of thinking. This in no way relates back to belief in god, and to place it as a comparison between the religious and non-religious is a complete non-sequitur.

Now, i'm going to stop for a second and mention something. when I say, "you say..." I am not claiming to know what you think or feel, I am doing the only thing I can, and logically inferring as to what the things you're saying mean. If what I'm saying you're arguing, and what you feel you're arguing don't match up, think long and hard about how clear you are, and how you can get your meaning more precisely expressed.

Ad hominem never ever works in favor of your argument and is a logical fallacy. The largest piece of your rebuttal is devoted to it.

http://plover.net/~bonds/adhominem.html

You would do well to read this. To summarize. I did not say that you are wrong because you are an idiot. I simply said that you are both wrong and an idiot, but made no claim to a relation between the two.

Ad hominem is not name calling, it is subverting an argument. There's nothing illogical about telling someone they're being stupid.

I can just imagine how crushed most people are to learn this, thinking to themselves, as if they're this self aware, "But.. but... how am I supposed to wantonly accuse someone of doing it when it has a specific meaning!?"

Remember those two sentances I told you to pay attention to? I made the assertion that because you didn't pay attention to one of my arguements, you may not pay attention to other arguements and thusly your rebuttals could be disregarded as misinformed.

Now, THAT was ad hominem on my part. People like to define Ad Hominem as simply "Character Attack" but that is incomplete. It is more precisely attacking the character in place of the argument, but can not be applied when both the argument and character are attacked.

You say we don't know who wrote the quote but are willing to accept it as truth. Then you say that we don't know who wrote the bible and therefore cannot accept it as truth. Derp.

Yes. that's exactly the contradiction I said you drew.

You then took this view and drew the following contradiction: We can not verify who wrote this quote, but are willing to accept it as having intrinsic value. But given the bible, we are not willing to accept it as having intrinsic value because we can not verify its writer as being God.

Now, the parts that I am going to give the bible in having truth are those that make no unfalsifiable claims. Those parts that are simple philosophy, like Jesus' love and peace, and the topical quote. But this isn't a discussion on the nature of god, it's a discussion on the nature of belief.

To be clear, without knowing the the author of the bible, I am perfectly willing to accept its assertion that you shouldnt kill people as having intrinsic value. However, it is a religous thing to say that this has weight because of the writer. So then, what parts of the bible are made invalid by its indeterminant authorship? Everything that is based off of the writer being God. When someone says that morality comes from their religion because God deems it so, when a historical claim is made because God said in the bible that it happened, when God is evidenced by his own bible, these are claims that require the bible to be written by God to be taken as true. The topical quote makes no such claims. Nothing in it requires an authority to have merit.

So all we're left with is the same wet fish sort of argument from a couple paragraphs ago. Are theist and atheists comparable because they can both take intrinsic value in literature without requiring an authority? No, because that similarity has nothing to do with their belief or lack of belief.

But I'm sure writing that made you feel all fuzzy inside and ironically was smug as hell. So feel free to ignore what I just wrote. You're coming from the emotional standpoint that religion and there really isn't any point in arguing with a hateful person.

Fuzzy? Not also warm? Because it did. Am I smug? Quite. A man should enjoy his vices. Hateful? Aah, alas here I can not agree. Judgemental perhaps, but not hateful. I once dated a girl who was rather relgious. We would debate belief all the time, and I loved it. In fact, I'd much rather be have this argument with her (Unless of course you're an attractive twenty-something young lady!)

However, you should know that you're implying that my supposed hatefulness detracts from my arguments, and I would further instruct you that such ad hominem will never ever work in favor of your own argument, and is in fact a logical fallacy.

[–]Willis13579 -1 points0 points ago*

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This all seems to be stemming from your not understanding the original thing I said, whatever it was, which I don't even remember at this point (because it was not clear to your liking) and your drawing the conclusion that whoever said it must be stupid or worse than you or whatever. I read that far, then...

Nevermind. This clearly means more to you than to me. Might as well let you have it.

Edit: So the "so what" of all that is that they are not comparable because the similarity has nothing to do with belief? Interesting, I'll think about that. I'd be too intimidated to hang out with you and your friends if making random comments trying to troll atheists and not understanding all that immediately makes me an idiot. You seem kinda mean-spirited, but I'm sure you know that- it is off putting, though. At first when I read this I was honestly surprised that you'd write this much and that it wasn't over and then skimmed it and was like hurt by some of the things you were saying. I don't think what I implied was that stupid and I could probably even continue to defend it had I time or desire, and it wasn't right of you to respond how you did. Unless you were looking for a fight, in which case it was. I don't agree with any of the personal attacks you made against me, either. You don't know me and even if I said something worse, that wouldn't mean much about who I am. I am not stupid and I like to think I work hard and I try to learn what I can. It's slightly pathetic, I think, that you would go through so much trouble just to try to put someone down.

[–]Sweddy[S] -3 points-2 points ago

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No, the underlying point is it genuinely doesn't matter who said it, I don't really see why people aren't getting that simple truth..

[–]Willis13579 -1 points0 points ago

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My point is most theists would say their tradition has a lot of truth and goodness with some fallacy that they don't pay attention to because it's not relevant anymore.

[–]TheRealCalypso 2 points3 points ago

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No one's persecuting anyone over something Marcus Aurelius said.

[–]Willis13579 2 points3 points ago

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Oh sorry, I forgot the first rule of making comparisons: if two things aren't 100% alike, don't make one because there is nothing but same and not the same. Forgot- my bad, guys.

[–]TheRealCalypso 1 point2 points ago

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I reject your apology. We will do battle at sunrise.

[–]Willis13579 0 points1 point ago

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Very well. What manner of duel would you prefer? Sabre? Pistol? Nay...

WE SHALL JOUST!

[–]TheRealCalypso 1 point2 points ago

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AND JOUST WE SHALL. MAY YOU DIE WELL.

[–]LanceArmBoil 0 points1 point ago

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You're perpetuating a falsehood. You don't care about that?

[–]Sweddy[S] -4 points-3 points ago

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Not in this case.

[–]Simpliciti 0 points1 point ago

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Why? Now others will be misinformed. It might not matter right now, in the context of you just trying to share a nice quote, but it might matter later when that misinformed person uses it for some important other purpose.

[–]luksy 10 points11 points ago

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Because we shouldn't let fact-checking get in the way of something that makes you feel good?

[–]Unikraken 7 points8 points ago

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Can you quote where I said that in my comment?

[–]luksy -1 points0 points ago

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Your comment was not a sarcastic jab at people who ask for sources?

[–]Unikraken 1 point2 points ago

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No, it was a jab at all the people who know it's not a source and just rush in to sound smart.

[–]LanceArmBoil 4 points5 points ago

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I don't rush in to sound smart; I rush in because I'm annoyed that people are so sloppy and cavalier about the truth.

[–]sawu 1 point2 points ago

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Cue people rushing in to tell you it's spelt 'cue'

[–]BoinKlasik 11 points12 points ago

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Que?

[–]TheRealCalypso 1 point2 points ago

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Queue?

[–]fisco130 0 points1 point ago

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No se.

[–]Unikraken 2 points3 points ago

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Shit, you're right.

[–]Radico87 0 points1 point ago

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wait, we're not playing billiards?

[–]frogmeat 13 points14 points ago*

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It is a nice quote. It's not in Meditations; where's it from?

Too bad if you read a bit of Marcus Aurelius, you'll find he didn't think too highly of atheists.

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/2680/2680-h/2680-h.htm

XVII. To be capable of fancies and imaginations, is common to man and beast. To be violently drawn and moved by the lusts and desires of the soul, is proper to wild beasts and monsters, such as Phalaris and Nero were. To follow reason for ordinary duties and actions is common to them also, who believe not that there be any gods, and for their advantage would make no conscience to betray their own country; and who when once the doors be shut upon them, dare do anything.

Sounds to me much like the modern "morality comes from god" argument.

And he certainly wasn't an atheist.

XXI. To them that ask thee, Where hast thou seen the Gods, or how knowest thou certainly that there be Gods, that thou art so devout in their worship? I answer first of all, that even to the very eye, they are in some manner visible and apparent. Secondly, neither have I ever seen mine own soul, and yet I respect and honour it. So then for the Gods, by the daily experience that I have of their power and providence towards myself and others, I know certainly that they are, and therefore worship them.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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About XVII, the translation is off. The Martin Hammond translation says:

The receipt of sense impressions is shared with cattle.... having the mind as what appears appropriate action is shared with those who do not believe in the gods, those who betray their country, those who get up to anything behind closed doors.

Note the comma. He does not accuse unbelievers of doing anything wrong. He just makes a common cause ( intellect) with them. That he puts them in company of traitors sounds bad, but not when you see that maybe he is just pointing to their different outlook to life, as the difference that sets them apart from him.

About "morality comes from god", not at all, he is clearly saying that morality comes from your own heart or intellect.

and not to pollute the divinity which is seated within his breast

ignore the word divinity, the major import is that he knows that your principles come from yourself. That was the whole point of Aurelious - your intellect should drive your life.

[–]m1foley 1 point2 points ago

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I think it is in Meditations. I read the first few chapters recently, and remember him saying that or something similar. Only he ended the thought with, "... but I know there are gods."

[–]swiftthrills 0 points1 point ago

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If you happen to find out where this quote is from, please let me know. I have looked a little, and no one seems to know what work the quote came from.

[–]windmilltheory 0 points1 point ago

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"It is not right to vex ourselves at things,

For they care nought about it.

To the immortal gods and us give joy.

Life must be reaped like the ripe ears of corn:

One man is born; another dies.

If gods care not for me and for my children,

There is a reason for it.

For the good is with me, and the just.

No joining others in their wailing, no violent emotion." -Meditations, book seven.

He doen't really get into the role of the gods in meditations. they are often just "tacked on", as a qualifier, explaining why this paticilur thing is common sense.

But you are right in that the man was definetly not an atheist :)

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 0 points1 point ago

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We should remember that the Romans had absolutely no emotional investment in their religion. Their relationship with he gods was essentially a business relationship, and the interactions were legalistic.

This is why Hellenistic mystery religions were so popular, because they provided an emotional aspect, as well as dogma explaining things like death and the afterlife.

[–]Sweddy[S] -4 points-3 points ago

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Like someone already said above, I think what we should appreciate about this quote is that it's one of many that all religious 'orientations' can agree upon.

[–]redditizio 5 points6 points ago

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Another great quote from Marcus Aurelius:

"Words that everyone once used are now obsolete, and so are the men whose names were once on everyone's lips: Camillus, Caeso, Volesus, Dentatus, and to a lesser degree Scipio and Cato, and yes, even Augustus, Hadrian, and Antoninus are less spoken of now than they were in their own days.

For all things fade away, become the stuff of legend, and are soon buried in oblivion.

Mind you, this is true only for those who blazed once like bright stars in the firmament, but for the rest, as soon as a few clods of earth cover their corpses, they are 'out of sight, out of mind.'

In the end, what would you gain from everlasting remembrance? Absolutely nothing. So what is left worth living for?

This alone: justice in thought, goodness in action, speech that cannot deceive, and a disposition glad of whatever comes, welcoming it as necessary, as familiar, as flowing from the same source and fountain as yourself."

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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"Yeah but jesus said all the sins are the same and if you do one you do em all. So if you lie then yer a murderer, but if you kill an entire city and accept jeebus, you get heavens!"

[–]MisterNetHead 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't sound like a very just god to me. YOUR MOVE, BUBBA.

[–]zzorga -1 points0 points ago

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Christ mulligan!

[–]IdyllicSilence 0 points1 point ago

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Gives us the advantage. They're down to six cards.

[–]Howlow 10 points11 points ago

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Marcus Aurelius never actually said this in any of his writings. Though I can agree with the sentiment it's a misattribution to apply it to him and honestly an argument from authority to act as if it gives the words any more weight.

[–]frogmeat 9 points10 points ago

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But he DID say:

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/2680/2680-h/2680-h.htm

VIII. Whatsoever thou dost affect, whatsoever thou dost project, so do, and so project all, as one who, for aught thou knowest, may at this very present depart out of this life. And as for death, if there be any gods, it is no grievous thing to leave the society of men. The gods will do thee no hurt, thou mayest be sure. But if it be so that there be no gods, or that they take no care of the world, why should I desire to live in a world void of gods, and of all divine providence? But gods there be certainly, and they take care for the world; and as for those things which be truly evil, as vice and wickedness, such things they have put in a man's own power, that he might avoid them if he would: and had there been anything besides that had been truly bad and evil, they would have had a care of that also, that a man might have avoided it.

[–]Howlow 4 points5 points ago

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Indeed, he was a theist.

[–]LanceArmBoil 0 points1 point ago

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Argh, so the quote is a complete misrepresentation of Marcus Aurelius, not merely a misattribution. And yet it gets reposted here on a regular basis.

[–]Apollan 0 points1 point ago

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Ive never seen it before. I like the quote. I dont really care who said it. The quote means more to me than knowing who said it.

why does everyone in this post have such a huge problem with that? Find something better to do than nitpick semantics, its shit like this that makes me hate reddit sometimes.

[–]LanceArmBoil 1 point2 points ago

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I like that reddit has a higher standard than my aunt's forwarded email. It's embarrassing to see something on r/atheism that deserves to be debunked on Snopes.com. To list the problems with this post:

  1. It's not an actual quote.
  2. Marcus Aurelius held quite contrary opinions.
  3. 'Living on in the the memory of your loved ones' is Tuesdays with Morrie glurge, and highly anachronistic. I also don't want anyone quoting Beowulf as saying "Whoa, dude!".
  4. This same false quote gets repeatedly posted here, and the reposter thinks it's just fine to perpetuate lies. You know, whatever man. It's cool shit I read on the Internet. It has this awesome marble dude and everything.
  5. Just think what a lazy shitty post this is. You're publishing something on the internet, so you have to be your own editor. Try to take at least minimal care that it's a quality post. This isn't Fark, and it isn't your Facebook Wall.

[–]Apollan 0 points1 point ago

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I think you're the only one who read into his post this much.

Just saying, you might want to find other things to do (or other things to be so passionate about) other than nitpick the fuck out of reddit submissions to try and sound smart.

edit: you're not the only one, such an understatement on my part! I'm off to enjoy other more important things in my life. Goodbye.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is this translation any better? It's by George Long in 1862--the one that gets reprinted in a volume of Harvard Classics; there, it's cited as Book II, 11.

  1. Since it is possible that thou mayest depart from life this very moment, regulate every act and thought accordingly. But to go away from among men, if there are gods, is not a thing to be afraid of, for the gods will not involve thee in evil; but if indeed they do not exist, or if they have no concern about human affairs, what is it to me to live in a universe devoid of gods or devoid of providence? But in truth they do exist, and they do care for human things, and they have put all the means in man’s power to enable him not to fall into real evils. And as to the rest, if there was anything evil, they would have provided for this also, that it should be altogether in a man’s power not to fall into it. Now, that which does not make a man worse, how can it make a man’s life worse? But neither through ignorance, nor having the knowledge, but not the power to guard against or correct these things, is it possible that the nature of the universe has overlooked them; nor is it possible that it has made so great a mistake, either through want of power or want of skill, that good and evil should happen indiscriminately to the good and the bad. But death certainly, and life, honour and dishonour, pain and pleasure, all these things equally happen to good men and bad, being things which make us neither better nor worse. Therefore they are neither good nor evil.

For all the complaining, I wish someone would post a decent translation for comparison, just to close the case once and for all.

[–]Apollan -1 points0 points ago

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tldr

[–]swiftthrills 2 points3 points ago

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At this point I must agree with you. Every instance in which this quote is presented fails to cite the work in which this quote was written in. How did you arrive at your conclusion?

[–]Howlow 2 points3 points ago

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The complete lack of source as well as reading through the entirety of meditations and not finding the quote.

[–]swiftthrills 0 points1 point ago

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Cheers!

[–]Sweddy[S] -4 points-3 points ago

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I didn't realize anyone was giving the words any more weight because of the supposed 'speaker'...and I certainly have seen the "it's irrelevant who said it" point made several times in this discussion, in addition to having made it myself.

[–]Howlow 0 points1 point ago

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Then why not have the quote without the quoter?

[–]morleydresden -5 points-4 points ago

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You've never encountered the appeal to authority? Congratulations, you're the most naive person I've encountered today.

[–]Sweddy[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I award you the most arrogant prick award. Your reward is one downvote.

[–]morleydresden 2 points3 points ago

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This is such an honor. People don't realize the amount of work that goes into good prickery. In a world awash with dilettantes and "weekend assholes", having someone recognize the dedication I put in everyday, it really touches me.

[–]TheWolfofMibu 1 point2 points ago

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Although you are a troll, at least you are an intelligent troll.

[–]notcaptainkirk 1 point2 points ago

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He is not a troll. He is just stating something that is unpopular.

The truth of the matter is that Sweddy said that in this topic, he didn't believe that an appeal to authority was necessary, where morleydresden mistook what he said as meaning that he'd never seen one.

Both come out looking like dicks.

[–]foebea 2 points3 points ago

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This quote appears to be internally consistant, but externally flawed. It makes large assumptions as to possible positions, while ignoring plausible variation.

Nice and wonderful, but no better logically than most religious drivel.

[–]liblarva 3 points4 points ago

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This quote appears to be internally consistant, but externally flawed. It makes large assumptions as to possible positions, while ignoring plausible variation.

Okay, let's go...

Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.

First, "Live a good life." Define your terms. What's a "good" life. Eternal question, so pass.

Next, "If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by." All kinds of unknowable presumption in there. Assuming that "just gods" wouldn't care about devoutness, and that they'd welcome you despite your devoutness rating. Assumes some kind of here-after, assumes the "just gods" are in charge of it, assumes the "just gods" don't feed on the souls of the departed, assumes all kinds of shit.

Then, "If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them." Assumption. Bad one at that. If there are unjust gods, they can still punish eternally (assumption), so no matter their level of "justness" I'd do well to kowtow just in case (re: Pascal's Wager).

Last, "If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones." Assumption that a good life is its own reward, that you have loved ones at all, much less those that will remember you fondly (re: some of Gandhi's immediate family hated him).

This really is a variant of the Atheist's Wager, which is a parody of Pascal's Wager, which is religious drivel. It's not meant to be better than "most religious drivel" it's a parody of religious drivel. Which makes you a Poe.

[–]duncan 2 points3 points ago

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This has been reposted so many times, but I love it more each time.

[–]Myself91 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to say that

[–]iamthesmurf 1 point2 points ago

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Those few sentences are a perfect summary for all my thinking on the subject for years and years. I could never have put it like that.

That's going up on the wall.

[–]liblarva 1 point2 points ago*

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It's an older variant of the Atheist's Wager. but this one is much better than the one cited on wiki. Someone should update that page.

Marcus covers the criticism of the Atheist's Wager quite well, I think. Thanks for this one.

[–]KirosTheGreat 1 point2 points ago

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I actually liked this so much last time I saw it, I took a pic of it. The statue is also nice.

It's now safely lodged inside my phone.

The photographic image. Not the statue.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'll see your Marcus Aurelius and raise you Marsellus Wallace.

"You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't."

[–]seabass341 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, it's not like this is the 50th time I've seen this on /r/atheism.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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In other words... who really gives a fuck?

[–]ted_k 1 point2 points ago

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... and it's totally misattributed.

[–]Xenics 1 point2 points ago

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Marcus Aurelius is my hero.

[–]SSHeretic 2 points3 points ago

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Be that as it may, he never said this.

[–]Sweddy[S] -5 points-4 points ago

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In all fairness to anyone who says 'he didnt say this' from this point on: We honestly really don't know beyond speculation and record what anyone really did or didnt say. Just because it's not written down doesnt mean you didnt say it.

Just saying. (lol)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Same here! I have always found his words inspirational.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Great quote. Thanks for sharing.

I think it is crazy though that atheists have to explain their beliefs whereas religious people generally get a free pass. In most cases, I'd expect an explanation from the party wanting me to believe in extra-physical fairy tales, not the other way around.

[–]Sweddy[S] -1 points0 points ago

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It seems more to me as if they just claim to have had some 'divine intervention' or 'miracle' in their lives.

So yeah, they pretty much get a free pass, lol.

[–]ikiddo -1 points0 points ago

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Its qoutes like this that have helped make me be a lot happier with being Agnostic.

I mean I've been raised as a Catholic and have been taught by some great teachers in a Religious high school.

I do disagree tho, I have never been asked why I believe what I do whilst the other person that is religious not explaining why they believe thats what they do.

[–]SolomonKull 0 points1 point ago

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Variation of Pascals wager.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Great quote! But why is there a statue of the lead vocalist of the Spin Doctors accompanying it?

[–]LazySkeptic 0 points1 point ago

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I came up with basically this argument when I wa like 7. I used it to debate my then 25+ year old stepdad. He just kept qouting the bible.

[–]Sto_Avalon 0 points1 point ago

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Aurelius is one of my favorite philosophers. I highly recommend The Essential Marcus Aurelius as an introduction to Stoic philosophy.

[–]bblemonade 0 points1 point ago

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Very nice. I'm saving this.

[–]Bloqhead 0 points1 point ago

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I have this quote pasted on my Facebook profile. It's one of my favorites.

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[–]BrainSturgeon 0 points1 point ago

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Marcus Aurelius was a student of Epictetus! (Who's fantastic in his own right and everyone should know about him.)

[–]YoungRL 0 points1 point ago

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This really resonates with me! I'm not an atheist but I have love for you guys (and indeed, I am subscribed to this subreddit!) and I really like this quote. I don't understand what people have against atheists because, like this quote says, you don't have to believe in a higher power to be a good person or lead a good life. That's what I say.

[–]Newb4Life 0 points1 point ago

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"I didn't say I knew him. I said he touched me on the shoulder once."

[–]Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum 0 points1 point ago

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That's the bad guy from Gladiator isn't it?

[–]bmlol 0 points1 point ago

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Are you not entertained?!

[–]IslamIsTheLight 0 points1 point ago

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[–]dossier 0 points1 point ago

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unless gods get their power from people's prayers

[–]Laurasaur 0 points1 point ago

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This only explains why your belief in god/no god is irrelevant to being a decent human being.

You can agree with this no matter what you believe as far as god goes, meaning that the reasons for/against god are separate. Sure you can say 'why should I believe if this is true?' but you can also say 'why shouldn't I?'.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I think this quote answers why you shouldn't believe in god. The answer is because it doesn't matter. At all.

[–]BasicSpace42 0 points1 point ago

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But ... I thought you must be a Christian to live a good live.

[–]weedo44 0 points1 point ago

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I dunno if you saw this. Just pointing this out.

[–]miguelon 0 points1 point ago

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It sounds naive, simplistic... reductionist. Existence has more levels than that.

[–]etherealmorning 0 points1 point ago

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I like this. Whenever I tell someone I'm an atheist I always add the additional note: "And if god exists he is an asshole and I deny him." I'd say there is an element to atheism that isn't just "not believing in god", but rather choosing to not believe and otherwise deny him because of the way the world is due in part to him.

[–]mintyling 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MisterNetHead 0 points1 point ago

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k

[–]spiegelman 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you so much for posting this. I saw it a while back, but I forgot to bookmark it/write it down the first time. I've been using the (paraphrased) form of this quote for a while now when discussing my beliefs, and thanks to you, I now have the full thing! Three cheers for Sweddy! Regardless of whether Aurelius actually said it or not.

[–]Sweddy[S] -4 points-3 points ago

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You're quite welcome, glad to see at least some people are sticking to the intended positives, not tearing it apart to find all of it's negatives.

[–]groshy 0 points1 point ago

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“Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.” Winston Churchill

[–]shuzbee -1 points0 points ago

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jeebus bless richard harris!!

[–]joeking2 -1 points0 points ago

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He has a great name, I wish my name was as cool as Marcus Aurelious

[–]scrapper 0 points1 point ago

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or Aurelius

[–]aoisora -3 points-2 points ago

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FUCKING REPOST