My bad... Bitch

originalnutta · 1 year

This almost happened to me at a Toronto train station, back in '94. But we both stopped and graciously offered to let the other one through.

We're both still here.

azzurri10 · 1 year

The most elegant trip in history- such a small, subtle movement that had such a perfect effect. A true master of execution.

francohab · 1 year

The real douche is the girl behind that passes quickly, even though she has clearly seen the guy's turn has already been taken.

dammsugare · 1 year

Here is the video if anyone is interested, you see just a little more of what happens after the trip (people come forward to help her and it looks like words are exchanged between the two)

ronearc · 1 year

She falls for it every time...

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH · 1 year

Looks like that wasn't... puts on glasses... The trip she had in mind...

YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

IMAROBOTLOL · 1 year

Lols, this is a transmilenio bus station in Colombia, or perhaps in Mexico City.

Kijamon · 1 year

Why would you have a revolving entrance that is also the exit?

Irnchkn · 1 year

If you live in Germany (and a few other places in Europe) and have people pushing you around all day every day, jumping in line in front of you, pushing you out of the way when you're trying to look at something on the store shelf, glaring at you on the bus for minutes on end while you're sitting there quietly not bothering anyone, etc, I will say there are times when you hit your breaking point and it's one rude act too many. I could definitely see myself doing this one day and feeling pretty good about it afterwards. I guarantee she'll think twice before pushing someone out of the way for a while and that only increases everyone's quality of life who would have been pushed around by her next. So she suffers for her rudeness and many quiet, polite people who wouldn't have fought back don't have to deal with her. Sounds pretty good to me.

chuck_the_plant · 1 year

The only animated gif I can watch over and over again and be satisfied more each time.

Mandalf · 1 year

"I wasn't actually trying to trip her."

el_chivo · 1 year

That happened in Bogota, Colombia. The lady was a complete bitch for not letting the guy exit the station (it happens every day) but the guy was a total ass. She didn’t deserve that kind of retribution, and it wasn’t a young lady, I think she almost got her a broken hip because of the fall, and above all, the guys keep telling bad things to her when she’s on the floor.

They even found the guy’s twitter and facebook account and won the fury of Colombia’s public opinion.

I always try to give way to people in Trasmilenio on rush hours, because it happens all the time. That’s my little contribution to the lack of generosity in Bogota’s society.

permaculture · 1 year

You can pause a *.gif by hitting [Esc].

ILikeCandy · 1 year

They enter from different ends at the same time. Neither gave way. He is a piece of shit for elevating something so stupid to something physical.

BigLeatherBoots · 1 year

tripping that woman...kinda fucked up

DoctorNose · 1 year

There must be some sort of civic award for men like that.

araenae · 1 year

Gotta love the Transmilenio (rapid bus system) in Bogotá, where this happened. A land where magic things happen, and your cellphone can be snitched while you're packed like a sardine with 150 other fellow users. Check this one too, it's pretty funny

huuuuuuuu · 1 year

guy is a douche bag. looks like a forever-aloner.

Miglin · 1 year

When the woman reached the point where she was standing, she had already paid her fare to go through the turnstile. For her to let the guy walk through would entail that she has to pay again. The guy should have been more patient and looked where he was going. This guy is a fucking prick.

nohands · 1 year

Eh, both of them are equally douchey.

spencer32 · 1 year

Execute her.

Daxill · 1 year

This thread pretty much boils down to the sentiment "haha, dumb bitch."

It looks like they got there at the same time (I watched the video) and even if you think he got there first, why celebrate him tripping her? Why call her a bitch and say she got what she deserved? Why do you think she shouldn't have been in his way but it's okay for him to be in her way, especially since she is the one who paid. The conflict here is so minor. If someone did that to me I would get a little annoyed and move out of the way, and then I would continue with my day without giving it a second thought.

Yet we have this cool guy who just thought to himself "This woman is doing something wrong and I'll give her a little trip and that will really teach her a lesson." Except she didn't do anything really wrong, if standing in someone's way is wrong, it certainly doesn't deserve a punishment. And she didn't learn any lesson except that there are people out there that are willing to hurt you over the slightest conflict.

You can learn some things about how the reddit community views women just by reading these comments. Almost every single post in defense of the woman have been downvoted and many posts in favor of the man refer to her in nasty ways like saying a bitch gets what she deserves. People here like to feel like they belong to some kind of positive enlightened community but I think it's more about circlejerking over gotcha moments like this just like any other forum on the internet.

DoctorMiracles · 1 year

What kind of ass-backwards design that station has that you can enter or leave thru the same turnstile?

Plus: if she doesn't have the right of way, is cutting the line or otherwise truly doing an uncivilized move on that guy, well, it's a damn woman and sorry if I may sound old-fashioned but as a man, you don't trip a woman unless she's a deranged killer with a weapon running after a child. I'd have say something scathing, maybe an all-out insult, but trip someone? What a douche.

Cgkfox · 1 year

I live in Colombia and I saw this video a long time ago but she deserves it. Everyone here in Colombia thinks they are entitled to cut in lines and that they are more important than you. I see it everyday. Wait in line and give other people the respect they deserve. Thats living in a better world.

discontinuuity · 1 year

Wait, who's going the wrong way here?

MurasakiYugata · 1 year

What a complete dickhead. Seriously, if two people reach that place at the same time, shouldn't the priority should go to the person who just paid money (so she doesn't have to pay again)?

Can you imagine if the guy who tripped her had been a cop? How much you wanna bet people here would be freaking out about police brutality and how the cops think they're so much better than everyone else?

xkleenexk · 1 year

wow, you guys are all fucking dicks. they walked up to the turnstyle at the same time, no one deserves to be tripped on their face for a second of inconvenience. that guy is clearly a petty fuck, gets butthurt about having reached the turnstyle at the same time so you trip a stranger?

hes lucky she didnt have a bad back or was walking around with an insulin pump that got ripped out or something.

you guys are the kind of douches that make the world a lot less pleasant to live in. walking through a turnstyle in the subway at the same time should never have to escalate to that. real adults be bigger person instead of being a petty dick.

the comment above mine from ilikecandy sums it up perfectly:

"They enter from different ends at the same time. Neither gave way. He is a piece of shit for elevating something so stupid to something physical."

If everyone in the world gets their feelings hurt for stupid little shit and feels the need to exact retribution for trying to walk past eachother the world would be a really fucking shitty place. The most that was warranted in this situation was for the guy to say "Hey watch out" or "I was first." No one should be physically assaulted for this. Dyou think this guy would have done that if it were a guy that was 2 inches taller then him? Or a police officer? No, the guys just a petty asshole who didn't get to have it his way and go first.

ldr_fml · 1 year

wow, reddittors really are sad people.

MKQ · 1 year

Good lord, if I physically assaulted someone in New York City every time they did something that I felt was bitchy, I would be in jail. I'd like to remind everyone that thinks this is funny or that she's a bitch that deserves it that he physically assaulted her. He felt that in some way (one that we can't even clearly see or agree on) that he was slighted and that tripping her (and she could have broken something) was justified. In my mind everyone who thinks this is OK and/or funny are the true bitches here.

redharvest · 1 year

Why is this guy getting so much praise? Priority goes to people entering the station trying to catch the train, not exiting. If everyone pulled shit like this it would get old pretty fast.

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ldd- · 1 year

Native New Yorker . . . the appropriate etiquette is tough without more context.

If there was a train in the station that she was trying to catch . . . doors about to shut . . . he was a total jerk for getting in to the turnstile and blocking her way (not to mention the tripping).

If, however, there was no train to catch, the right-of-way should go to the person exiting, so she should have stood aside.

superfusion1 · 1 year

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Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen · 1 year

Before anyone comments about it, yes there are subway turnstiles that go both ways, we have them here in Toronto.

Of course the guy is still a douche because if she paid for her entrance already she I imagine she would have to go through or lose her fare.

FoxtrotUnicorn · 1 year

FoxtrotUnicorn is actually disgusted by the comments here. Out of the 240+ only two or three actually acknowledge that tripping someone like that is a horrifically shallow move. For shame reddit, for shame.

[deleted] · 1 year

upvote. i can't tell you how many times i've wanted to do that

LaziestManAlive · 1 year

This is how children settle things, not adults.

khoury · 1 year

Wow, this is just ridiculous. This was posted a few months ago and a significant number of comments were about how the guy was being a douche too. Now it's almost all "She's fat, she deserved it" or "What a bitch, good for her". WTF reddit?

fabulousfred · 1 year

This was posted months ago... and I remember one comment that drew attention that the woman/victim has already paid. However, if that's true, then the guy going backwards would be using her payment to trigger the turn style and she wouldn't be able to get through?

Regardless of the money and rights of way, it's a dick move on his part and she could have been hurt.

Britestar · 1 year

mean-us

YukonRI · 1 year

The best part is the lady never saw it coming! She goes down hard. Rofl

I_M_Stranger · 1 year

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MystikIncarnate · 1 year

I had to watch that TWICE to figure out what he did.

interesting. not sure if she deserved it... no idea how that subway system works, but at the subways/public transit locations I've been to, there's a separate entrance and exit, so the guy is trying to go OUT the entrance. which would make him a moron.

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