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[–]fnork 81 points82 points ago

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Least amused facial expression ever.

[–]pseudopug 46 points47 points ago

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When did you ever see an amused fish?

[–]fnork 69 points70 points ago

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[–]fake_doctor 82 points83 points ago

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[–]skitzh0 62 points63 points ago

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That's some fine photoshopping there, sir.

[–]ricktencity 24 points25 points ago

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You can tell it's a shoop from the pixels.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Where?

[–]r0cky 0 points1 point ago

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THE PIXELS! DON'T YOU SEE THEM?

[–]NolanRoss 0 points1 point ago

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THEY ARE RED BLUE AND GREEN!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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No thats the American flag.

[–]SetToGeek 4 points5 points ago

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Yes, you can certainly tell it's a fake and has been... doctored.

[–]IndycesiveJones 0 points1 point ago

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YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I was going to say.....

[–]mostly_kittens 1 point2 points ago

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seamless.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Like a pro.

[–]nrfx 1 point2 points ago

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Nailed it.

[–]AdmiralCrab 5 points6 points ago

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[–]moskaudancer 19 points20 points ago

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[–]STEVEHOLT27 4 points5 points ago

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I don't understand why people have problems with sharks. Those guys seem very friendly, and I wouldn't mind hanging out with them.

[–]Sventertainer 6 points7 points ago

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Actually, my little brother is absolutely terrified of sharks. In fact I set the desktop background as the picture of the funny-toothed sharks and he wouldn't go near it until it was changed...which is saying something 'cause he REALLY likes the computer.

[–]etoiledunord 1 point2 points ago

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That is undeniably creepy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Awe, how cute!!

[–]BYoungNY 9 points10 points ago

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[–]Pravusmentis 0 points1 point ago

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Incorrect General Ripper

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This picture is awesome.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like they floss regularly.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Behold!

(this is an ad for BN biscuits)

[–]Peatore 4 points5 points ago

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I want to punch it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Haven't you ever seen a clown fish?

[–]kt00na 1 point2 points ago

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He looks like the human equivalent of a Vogon.

[–]cartman55 0 points1 point ago

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A man on a mission

[–]riceshrug 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like dude is sick of random motherfuckers taking pictures of his pet

[–]notLOL 0 points1 point ago

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"Damn, Robbie. Pooping right in the middle of the sidewalk.... I am not amused"

[–]esler 46 points47 points ago

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I see your fish and raise you an anteater (walked by Salvador Dali no less)

[–]alwayz 3 points4 points ago

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haters gonna hate.

[–]Mr_Gutsy 0 points1 point ago

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This is a perfect resume of Dali's life.

[–]Pravusmentis 8 points9 points ago

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I knew this would be here before I had a chance to post it, you people, so quick

[–]ceslek 7 points8 points ago

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What do you mean, you people?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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You know. Blacks.

[–]fanolato2 2 points3 points ago*

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Did he studder? You people.

Edit: I am a dumbass. It's Stutter for you non-english speakers.

[–]fafol 3 points4 points ago

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Are you asking if he puts studs in things?

[–]fanolato2 2 points3 points ago

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I am a dumbass. Forgive me.

[–]Erzsabet -1 points0 points ago

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What do you mean by you people!?

[–]jstarlee 1 point2 points ago

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Thought he was walking a miniature bat-mobile...

[–]gilbertn 1 point2 points ago

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Whereas I see your Iberian interloper and raise you the original badboy of symbolist verse, Gérard de Nerval, who was accustomed to take his pet lobster Thibault for walks along the Champs Elysées attached to a length of blue ribbon.

His impeccable rationale? "Why should a lobster be any more ridiculous than a dog? ...or a cat, or a gazelle, or a lion, or any other animal that one chooses to take for a walk? I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don't bark, and they don't gnaw upon one's monadic privacy like dogs do. And Goethe had an aversion to dogs, and he wasn't mad."

[–]nomtank 0 points1 point ago

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Dali had all sorts of badass pets, including an Ocelot

[–]Southbysouth 0 points1 point ago

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That Ocelot knows whats up and he wants out.

[–]stewietm 11 points12 points ago

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he just got tired of swimmey peeing in the apartment all the time

[–]vpburns007 13 points14 points ago

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[–]ESJ 1 point2 points ago

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So disappointed that this isn't the top comic. Oh, well, I guess I'll just wait for someone to post a picture of half a bee.

[–]livevil999 3 points4 points ago

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Achievement unlocked! 50g Expert surrealist!

[–]Itainteasybeingwhite 3 points4 points ago

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I know why he's upset... Cleaning up after your fish is no easy task

[–]humya 4 points5 points ago

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don't fuck with a guy walking a fish.

[–]shoegazer666 14 points15 points ago

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Inb4 pic of Salvador Dali walking his pet anteater.

[–]thedoge -2 points-1 points ago

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looks like you made it by a minute

[–]HaudNomen 3 points4 points ago

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Actually, he was a minute late...

[–]RiverSkunk 8 points9 points ago

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so surreal

[–]d4nm3d 3 points4 points ago

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Due to the slow nature of my connection at the moment.. the reveal on this was awesome :)

Reminded me of an interlaced gif loading.

[–]porter_esq 4 points5 points ago

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He is my pet fish, Eric.

[–]CenterOfTheUniverse 1 point2 points ago

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The question is, does that fish named Eric have a license?

[–]porter_esq 0 points1 point ago

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He is an halibut.

[–]CenterOfTheUniverse 1 point2 points ago

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You've got a pet halibut?

[–]porter_esq 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.

[–]CenterOfTheUniverse 1 point2 points ago

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You're a loony.

[–]lovableBender 5 points6 points ago*

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[–]JamSquad 2 points3 points ago

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Fetch Cinnamon!

[–]Cancer_Bat 2 points3 points ago

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Damn Hipsters...

[–]Esgee 1 point2 points ago

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Before I clicked it, I thought it would be the walking fish in Futurama, on a leash. I was close!

[–]raybradbury02 1 point2 points ago

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that is one cool mofo.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Haters gonna hate.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]aspartam 0 points1 point ago

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Poor fish...having to hang out with a cheap hooker all the time, that's not right.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I know, right?

[–]lifts_eyebrow 1 point2 points ago

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what if some ones walking there cat?

[–]johnmasterof 0 points1 point ago

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their

[–]glassflag 1 point2 points ago

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You many fucking things can you repost in one hour?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Well, you have to wait 10 minutes inbetween posts (to the same subreddit), so I guess the answer is 6 reposts.

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/bq9w5/taking_the_fish_for_a_walk_pic/

[–]schmon 0 points1 point ago

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since when has archiving been in effect on reddit ?

[–]Werderhea 0 points1 point ago

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Where are the grammar Nazis?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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This whole ordeal looks rather fishy...

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[–]Carpaltunnelsnake 3 points4 points ago

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What a sour looking fellow. We would almost certainly be anemones.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I imagine he's not too happy being judged as a fish tank walker.

[–]Pravusmentis 0 points1 point ago

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We would be there as a school

[–]Carpaltunnelsnake 1 point2 points ago

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What else can you do with a dogfish?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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and smells like tuna.

[–]ofcoursemyhorse 1 point2 points ago

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He's technically taking the tank for a walk.

[–]fnork 2 points3 points ago

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For a roll, technically.

[–]ofcoursemyhorse 3 points4 points ago

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technically

[–]etsia 0 points1 point ago

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Too cool

[–]BYoungNY 0 points1 point ago

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Its a good thing he's on that leash...

[–]sqrt7744 0 points1 point ago

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I call shenanigans. The leash is clearly connected to the fish rather than the tank. Wouldn't work.

[–]ejaws14 0 points1 point ago

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Hey it's Minion without his body suit!

[–]AptMoniker 0 points1 point ago

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And I thought I was cool when I put my cat on a string. Victory belongs to this man.

[–]hyuu 0 points1 point ago

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It's good, but like a cockroach steering a robot harness it would be better if the fish could direct its chassis as it swims towards each edge.

[–]TonyHubris 0 points1 point ago

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Troll physics FTW

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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= perpetual motion!

[–]IrrelevantPunGuy 0 points1 point ago

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

[–]muddythewaters 0 points1 point ago

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Frohicke?

[–]charlie_dont_surf 0 points1 point ago

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A wild Dali appears!

[–]notLOL 0 points1 point ago

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Saw a couple walking their cat. Well, it was inside of a mall. Also they were in a Ten Ren tea house.

It wasn't a fish.

[–]vitaminmary 0 points1 point ago

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as a young lass i used to walk my rabbit around our back yard. but it was endearing. my mom still talks about it to this day.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Well I must say. This is a first for me!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I am walking a fish. Your argument is invalid.

[–]hallert 0 points1 point ago

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I think he's doing it all wrong.

[–]rockne 0 points1 point ago

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Who's walking who? AMIRITE?!

[–]madman2727 0 points1 point ago

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[–]laif 0 points1 point ago

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Every walk needs a pet.

[–]Chaoslab 0 points1 point ago

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I am finding it hard to believe this one. When moving the vibration from the wheels on the tank would distress the fish eventually to the point where it would kill it?

[–]craftyshrew 0 points1 point ago

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A guy at the local dog park brings his caged bird and hangs it in a tree...no joke.

[–]apeacock 0 points1 point ago

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thanks slow internet for making this that much more enjoyable when it loaded.

[–]clamsPIANOS 0 points1 point ago

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That man's face amuses me.

http://imgur.com/JuR8x.jpg

[–]perelachaise 0 points1 point ago

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It's Erwin Schrödinger himself taking a walk. With his cat.

/edit: oh, it's a fish tank.

[–]FreeGamesGate 0 points1 point ago

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nothing to say

[–]everythingsmilhouse 0 points1 point ago

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Gerard Nerval used to walk a lobster around Paris.

His reason why it was better than another pet? "He does not bark, and he knows the secrets of the deep."

I think this fish walkin' dude knows the score.

[–]hippiemachine 1 point2 points ago

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[–]shepm 0 points1 point ago

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Like a boss

[–]chka 21 points22 points ago

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Like a bass

[–]alexkoeh -1 points0 points ago

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[–]AJEDrew7 -1 points0 points ago

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This guy is just fishing for some attention.

[–]I_AM_A_RAPTOR -1 points0 points ago

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rawr