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[–]LionSlicer86 114 points115 points ago

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I wish that gif was a bit smaller.

[–]fos4545 114 points115 points ago

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I wish it was a baller.

[–]Wazowski 65 points66 points ago

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I wish it had a girl who looked good.

[–]mrgecko3 71 points72 points ago

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I would call her

[–]JesusFChrist 55 points56 points ago

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I wish I had a rabbit

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[–]mcgeem5 64 points65 points ago

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with a bat and a '64 Impala.

[–]koviko 3 points4 points ago

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Once I saw two people make the same comment, I had to Google it. For others like me who don't know the song, it's pretty interesting.

[–]thebeefytaco -5 points-4 points ago

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I wish it was like 6 kilobytes

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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with a bat and 64 impala

[–]ZtUPid0 10 points11 points ago

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But I don't :(

[–]somethingamer 14 points15 points ago

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So I holler.

[–]sarcasticbaldguy 9 points10 points ago

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When it was originally made, back in the days of 13" 640 x 480 CRTs, it was a respectable size.

[–]somethingamer 1 point2 points ago

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Even better if you ran it at normal 320x200 instead of high-res.

[–]arayta 0 points1 point ago

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640 x 480

high-res

TIL. Makes me wonder what resolutions we'll have in 2020. The next generation will complain about our crappy low-res 1080p videos. In fact they're wonder why they're videos and not immersive 3D simulated environments.

[–]somethingamer 3 points4 points ago

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Today we have 1080p, back in the day of CRT monitors that supported multiple resolutions (that was what, the late 90's? I am fucking old) everyone had the ability to go to 1200p and even more if you were not limited by refresh rate - up to crazy numbers like 2600p or so. Not that any games ever supported that (actually they did for a couple of years after the first 3D accelarators appeared but that was mostly an impractical gimmick), but various professional applications did. 1080 is not that high, it is what we settled on for convenience's sake and largely because of television.

To elaborate, TVs don't need more than that because 1080 and the clarity of TFT screens was already a huge step up from PAL and NTSC. You are also meant to look at 40 inch monitors from a distance, and widescreen means more real estate to look at, so higher resolution doesn't have much to add to the experience (until, you know, 10 years later when HDTV will be obsolete).

Desktop monitors could in fact make good use of higher resolutions since you are looking at them up close and personal and you can see every detail - or dead pixel. However, the immense convenience and comfort that TFT monitors offer are worth being stuck with one reasonably high resolution (generally 1024 to 1200p depending on monitor) and a fixed aspect ratio for everyday use. If your job or hobby demands it, you can still get higher resolution monitors, including specialized CRT ones.

Take a moment to think about the implications ultra-high resolution monitors would have on gaming: How much antialiasing would we need? How would high-res textures and texture filtering be affected? What about all the post processing special effects?

[–]livejamie 8 points9 points ago

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[–]penndemic 5 points6 points ago

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Ctrl + Mouse Wheel up

[–]stackcor 187 points188 points ago

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If you watch this backwards, some guys stomp his crotch so hard it catches on fire.

[–]Pyrepenol 274 points275 points ago

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[–]nzhdeh 34 points35 points ago

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That was a lot funnier than i imagined

[–]DJBJ 14 points15 points ago

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And then he sucks the fire back into his lighter for later use.

[–]I_Might_Kill_You 0 points1 point ago

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It's Windle's lighter!

[–]Kamho 24 points25 points ago

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you are the first best person on the internets

[–]Lemon1412 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Pyrepenol 4 points5 points ago

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Most photo editors can do it, also. In Fireworks it's Commands > Document > Reverse States.

[–]opensourcer 1 point2 points ago

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friction = fire

[–]tinyroom 8 points9 points ago

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He was in great pain, his friends foot massage his crotch till it catches on fire. He feels relieved and proceeds to pee himself turning off the fire. Finally, he cleans up the mess with a high tech vacuum cleaner.

[–]ratm1488 6 points7 points ago

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Usually I'm ready for these type of comments... But I can't stop laughing

[–]GonzoVeritas 2 points3 points ago

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Great balls of fire.

[–]JesusTapdancingChris 1 point2 points ago

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Goodness gracious!

[–]Plasmatica -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Kamho -1 points0 points ago

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You are the 2nd best person on the internets

[–]sloppypig 36 points37 points ago

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i didn't even know it was an idea

[–]BrocoLee 2 points3 points ago

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When you do it corectly, the flames cover the area for only a second and fade, after what you are seen by your friends as a real badass.

Of course, it sometimes goes wrong...

[–]json684 0 points1 point ago

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It's easiest with a can of butane instead. Comes out cold and liquid, and burns off real fast. You can also spray a touch in your mouth to make small fireballs.

[–]RustyRobot 7 points8 points ago

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Japanese people really know how to Burn time.

[–]hooplah 2 points3 points ago

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I have a feeling that they are Korean.

[–]RustyRobot 1 point2 points ago

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Me too, and to be honest, I had no idea the people that aren't white were even capable of doing shit like this.

[–]Karmac 0 points1 point ago

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I'm afraid it is not exclusive to japan, I've seen cases of hospitalized kids with burned crotches in Portugal. I bet it happens throughout Europe and in the US (and the rest of the world)

[–]SpermWhale 15 points16 points ago

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Amateur male sterilization.

[–]swirlloop 2 points3 points ago

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This had potential to become a Darwin Award.

[–]ComicDebris 0 points1 point ago

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Can't you also win a Darwin award if you aren't able to reproduce? His buddies may have accomplished that if they stomped hard enough. We can only hope.

[–]joculator 11 points12 points ago

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Jerry Lee Lewis approves.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Excellent. I wish I had more upvotes to give.

[–]Shintenpu 11 points12 points ago

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It's obvious. There's an Ice pokémon in his pants. As we all know, they are weak to Fire and Fighting moves. Bam. Right in the Cubchoo.

[–]Rx_MoreCowbell 21 points22 points ago

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In Russia they call that football practice.

[–]aceonw 1 point2 points ago

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In Soviet Russia, balls don't catch on fire. Fire catches balls.

[–]Pyrepenol 30 points31 points ago

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That footjob might have been just slightly too rough.

[–]cnostrand 2 points3 points ago

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This comment produced genuine laughter.

[–]ManWhoSoldTheWorld -5 points-4 points ago

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This comment produced genuine boredom.

[–]MixedMetaphorPolice 0 points1 point ago

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This comment produced genuine downvotes.

[–]StalinsLastStand 7 points8 points ago

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I can't think of a situation in which it ISN'T a good idea.

[–]lifeformed 1 point2 points ago

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what about when you are delivering the State of the Union address

[–]mmmhmmhim 1 point2 points ago

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Or anywhere near your mother's deathbed.

[–]Ergoim 7 points8 points ago

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My mashed potatoes cravings just got worse.

[–]Cintiq 5 points6 points ago

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The thing I don't get, is his reaction.
He acts as if he didn't realise his fucking crotch was being set alight as he did it.

[–]Ninguna 1 point2 points ago

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I think the reaction was to the other guy stomping on his balls.

[–]donkeydiddler 2 points3 points ago

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Two guys.

[–]Cintiq 2 points3 points ago

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..But I mean, it's as if he wasn't prepared for them to be stomping on his balls.

[–]jester7 6 points7 points ago

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I don't always light myself on fire, but when I do, I make sure it's near my dick.

[–]fiazkhan 4 points5 points ago*

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"im so bored I'm gonna set my crotch bonfire and piss on it to make it go out" herp derp. Doesn't think ahead. Loses man-hood. EDIT: Phone autocorrect.

[–]cnostrand 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to post "I'm bored...".

Upvote for ya.

[–]Xeeman 4 points5 points ago

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What kind of idiot does that?!

[–]cyrena 3 points4 points ago

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My cousin's kid did something like this. And then uploaded the video to facebook.

My only conclusion so far is that teenagers are retarded.

[–]BannedINDC 1 point2 points ago

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I did this as a teenager at least once. Proof that teenagers are idiots.

[–]saurellia 8 points9 points ago

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Please tell us why. This is an honest, desperate question. Knowing why someone would light their junk on fire fire is the closest I will ever come to understanding the secrets of the universe.

[–]BigSlowTarget 7 points8 points ago

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Jackass the movie, worldwide gross $64 million

Jackass II: $72 million

Jackass 3D: $117 million

[–]fos4545 5 points6 points ago

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What do you mean "at least once"? You can't recall the exact number of times you lit your crotch on fire?

[–]BannedINDC 0 points1 point ago

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It usually wouldn't continue to flame. It burn quick, and just sort of burn the fray of the denim. Also, I didn't necessarily do it to my crotch...more like my pant leg.

[–]VicePresidente 1 point2 points ago

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Did that get you banned in DC?

[–]BrentFail 1 point2 points ago

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Is your name a reference to this band? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrE5CYRNUK0

[–]BannedINDC 0 points1 point ago

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Yes.

[–]blackstrat 3 points4 points ago

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In every video I see of someone setting themselves on fire, they always panic as if they didn't expect to be engulfed in flames. Darwinism at its finest.

[–]jammansupman 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think he got the stimulation he was looking for. That tingly feeling he was wanted disappeared far too quickly.

[–]VicePresidente 2 points3 points ago

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It's because we don't want his spawn on our Earth

[–]PotterLI901 2 points3 points ago

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This image gives new meaning to the term "fire crotch".

[–]Knotwood 23 points24 points ago

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I stopped watching after 1/2 hour. To repeatedly do that to himself more than 6-7 times...why?

[–]hackysack 42 points43 points ago

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There's always one person who makes this comment.

[–]Patrick_M_Bateman 28 points29 points ago

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There's always one person who makes this comment.

[–]xXxJuGGaLO420xX69 2 points3 points ago*

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etc.

[–]MijnWraak 3 points4 points ago

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etc. ftfy

[–]Shitler 0 points1 point ago

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Don't bring ectoplasm into this.

[–]Pravusmentis -1 points0 points ago

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Some people's children....

[–]minche 3 points4 points ago

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some good pants there

[–]Iratus 0 points1 point ago

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A good pair of jeans in good state whould prevent an accident... unless your farts are monstruous or something.

[–]19O1 1 point2 points ago

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what? stamping out fire? idk, seems pretty effective to me.

[–]fos4545 1 point2 points ago

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Our Hero: Hey guys, I have an idea. I am going to light my crotch on fire, and then you need to stomp out the flames. Ready?

His Amigos: ...

Our Hero: I'll take that as a yes! Here we go!

[–]sevenFIVEseven 1 point2 points ago

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Hello, 2008. How have you been?

[–]sarctastic 1 point2 points ago

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Yes. Stomping out the flames before the house catches fire is ALWAYS a good idea.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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no, reposting is never a good idea

[–]RaptorJ 1 point2 points ago

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It obviously sucked the first time, why does he keep doing it over and over again?

[–]daesoph 1 point2 points ago

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STOMP EM IN THE NUTS

STOMP EM IN THE NUTS

STOMP EM IN THE NUTS

[–]dmagg 0 points1 point ago

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If only gifs could have music

[–]daesoph 0 points1 point ago

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And music from the Boondocks, no less.

[–]VerGuy 1 point2 points ago

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Old. Old. Old.

[–]r_zoro 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Shroomz_Eater 2 points3 points ago

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Ball of steel?

[–]cnostrand 13 points14 points ago

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Balls of pudding now.

[–]DLit 1 point2 points ago

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STEEL

[–]betterredthendead 4 points5 points ago

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That gif is as old as the internet

[–]Space_Bat 0 points1 point ago

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This one time I saw this dude do the same thing and everything went better than expected

[–]Racemic 0 points1 point ago

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Cross post this in wtf...

[–]Arcon1337 0 points1 point ago

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Why? What could possibly drive someone to this?

[–]Roscko 0 points1 point ago

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Just one question. Why?

[–]Istate_theObvious 0 points1 point ago

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Dumbest idea EVER!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i like that he gets hurt. the idiots needs to learn a lesson.otherwise the human race would never learn anything.

[–]unknownkoger 0 points1 point ago

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people who don't know about fire extinguishers deserve to have their firey balls stomped on

[–]candyman420 0 points1 point ago

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This is the second animated gif I have seen of a kid lighting himself on fire in this way.. what am I missing here, why is this cool?

[–]jammansupman 0 points1 point ago

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They probably decided to stomp out the fire because if they put water on it then it would look like he pissed his pants. its good to see they thought this whole thing out before proceeding.

[–]TheKingOfPoon 0 points1 point ago

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sure, if you want roasted and crushed nuts

[–]rmstrjim 0 points1 point ago

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It was a good idea to film, given the ensuing crotch stomping.

[–]Fhwqhgads 0 points1 point ago

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In terms of improving the human gene pool - yes.

[–]PatimusPrime 0 points1 point ago

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At least now we don't have to worry about him producing any off-spring.

[–]Fondlemyfrag 0 points1 point ago

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A good idea... For him? No. For society? Yes.

[–]SRPH 0 points1 point ago

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Simple answer: No!

[–]Geezheeztall 0 points1 point ago

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It is an excellent idea! The swift action of his friends stomped out that fire which could have spread to the carpet!

[–]Kamho 0 points1 point ago

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LMFAO I love this gif. yeah it's a good idea, purges the gene pool of stupid people

[–]TheStrangeChild 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Kamho 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Fullmetalx13 0 points1 point ago

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he's a fire crotch

[–]jimbobray 0 points1 point ago

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That's what glue sniffers do - they sniff glue until their addled brain tells them to squirt the glue on their jeans and immolate their junk. Nature's way of ridding society of glue sniffers.

[–]XcFTW 0 points1 point ago

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i felt that

[–]xKneePowsx 0 points1 point ago

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D@NG! Bad Idea

[–]TrollNumberOne 0 points1 point ago

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At least he will not breed.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The fuck? ive seen three guys set their crotch on fire in the last 23hours.

what the fuck?

[–]xoteena 0 points1 point ago

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Well what did he THINK was gonna happen?

[–]TheCaptain88 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this on Tosh.0 and my dad who is 48 had tears in his eyes he was laughing so hard.

[–]Dubonjierugi 0 points1 point ago

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Has this ever been a good idea? No.

Has this been an awesome way to put out a fire in this situation? Yes.

[–]aceonw 0 points1 point ago

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"Ok, I'm going to pour lighter fluid on my crotch and light it. This will be awesome.......HOLY SHIT!! MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE!!! MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE!!!"

[–]Flowhard 0 points1 point ago

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At least that sort of thing is self-correcting in the long run.

[–]Bob_Wiley 0 points1 point ago

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I used to spray Lysol into my bath tub and light it on fire. I would also use it as a flame thrower. One time it kept burning on the spray nozzle and I tossed it out the front door like I grenade. It didn't explode.

[–]arghnard 0 points1 point ago

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Yep. I'd rather get kicked in the nuts a hundred times than to be burned alive.

[–]kevindemand 0 points1 point ago

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How about the option where you don't light your balls on fire?

[–]BraveSaintStuart 0 points1 point ago

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"Hey friends, I want to not have kids, and I want to be in a lot of pain."

"Sure friend, I've got a good idea."

Has this ever been a good idea?

Yes.

[–]partofaplan2 0 points1 point ago

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Teenagers don't think of ideas as "good" or "bad". They just do it for lols.

[–]norsurfit 0 points1 point ago

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You missed the part right before the .gif started, where the zombie crawled into his crotch.

Kill it with fire, they said. Stomp it to death, they said.

[–]Creepmyster 0 points1 point ago

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uu====D

[–]MidnightFox 0 points1 point ago

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looks like a new form of birth control

[–]twonx 0 points1 point ago

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[–]alexlm85 0 points1 point ago

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name of that movie?

[–]twonx 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Shadoblak 0 points1 point ago

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DUDE stop wailing on my JUNK!!

[–]Namell 0 points1 point ago

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I agree. It is always bad idea to make animated gifs that are cut so short that viewer is annoyed that it could not last just couple second more.

[–]Crystal_Cuckoo 0 points1 point ago

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If you set your balls on fire as a party trick, you deserve to have them kicked in.

[–]fuzzb0y 0 points1 point ago

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Of course, it's called Darwinism.

[–]kyonkochan 0 points1 point ago

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Definitely the most creative way I've seen to castrate yourself.

[–]xixoxixa 0 points1 point ago

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When I worked at a burn center, we had a kid (16 I think) come in after he squirted lighter fluid down his pants because his farts wouldn't catch on fire. Ended up losing both of his legs.

[–]dttidsy89 0 points1 point ago

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That was hot.

[–]Xperian 0 points1 point ago

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Seeing gifs like this one always brightens up my day.

[–]SaveDonkin 0 points1 point ago

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OK now lets review this video in this week's breakdown..

[–]hamzilla 0 points1 point ago

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we dont need him reproducing anyway

[–]TerreCiel 0 points1 point ago

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Ouch!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Shamfur Dispray

[–]Magsec -1 points0 points ago

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I imagine this is the initiation ceremony for a Starcraft team in Korea. "For now on, you will train night and day with us. You will not have a life other than Starcraft. No distractions. Proceed with the ceremonial blazing of your pants." [begin gif]

[–]GodShapedBullet -2 points-1 points ago

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Are you really asking? You are really asking if it has ever been a good idea to light your crotch on fire?

No. I don't care what STD you have either.

[–]NegativeIndicator -1 points0 points ago

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Mental illness is a bitch.