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Just spray some Axe on it. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 year ago by getfuckingreal
[–]jpartridge 26 points27 points28 points 1 year ago
What else should be put on her axe wound?
[–]thecosmiccat 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
This is clearly PoorlyTimedGimli doing field work.
[–]winemaster 50 points51 points52 points 1 year ago
TIL that girls use Pam to keep things lubricated.
[–]McDrawrHumperdink 25 points26 points27 points 1 year ago
But what is Pam doing outside the kitchen?
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
Yeah, and that can of cooking spray....
[–]Neilmev 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
What are girls doing outside the kitchen?
[–]big-o-notation 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Pluggable Authentication Modules?
[–]dixonticonderoga 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Those are gonna be some pissed off hornets.
[–]hotoatmeal 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
I wish this was a gif.
[–]decoy26517 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Here ya go: http://i.imgur.com/p9oCS.gif
[–]hotoatmeal 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
ಠ_ಠ
[–]chocothunder 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
I feel slightly ashamed for hearing the bugs from the old commercials saying: "Uh oh, RAAAAAIIID!"
[–]omst 117 points118 points119 points 1 year ago
that's a skin refrigerant that temporarily relieves the pain of a superficial injury or trauma. have you never ever watched or participated in a sport?
[–]behemuthm 187 points188 points189 points 1 year ago
This is reddit, not ESPN.
[–]bluris -27 points-26 points-25 points 1 year ago
I'll be sure to check this post in case I ever become unsure, thanks.
[–]Not-Impressed -7 points-6 points-5 points 1 year ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=NAtYq5yPByc&vq=medium
[–]takeaki 72 points73 points74 points 1 year ago
Yes. I have. Never heard of the stuff.
[–]RielDealJr 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
It costs a significant amount, so it is generally only seen being used on professional athletes, or those who attend a financially well off school. Also, it has really only risen in popularity in the last 10 years or so.
[–]Fa1nT 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Is it the stuff they spray on your skin before you get a large needle into a muscle or something? That really cold spray that numbs?
[–]McBurger 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
I love solarcaine. I used to OD on the shit, just spray it all over my full body and lay there numb like i'm on some morphine rush.
It's pretty cheap at any drug store. Of course, I stopped being 15 at some point.
[–]greyscalehat 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Word on the street was it happened when he turned 16.
[–]snottlebocket 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Still, it's fairly common. Quicker and easier than putting ice on it when you're on the field.
[–]ilmmad 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
It's also better than ice because the temperature at which it boils is much less likely to cause skin damage.
[–]OfficerMudkip 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
If you put boiling ice on your skin, you are experiencing a whole other set of problems.
[–]ilmmad 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Well yeah, but ice cools by melting, while the spray cools by boiling. Both processes are endothermic.
[–]blackstrat 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
What are these sports you speak of?
[–]NicestBoat 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Maybe this will help... It's the first aid spray from Resident Evil.
[–]Oncologist 29 points30 points31 points 1 year ago
In my day we folded up our football helmets and put them in our back pockets and went home after the game. There was no skin refrigerant for pansies back then.
[–]MrNiko 20 points21 points22 points 1 year ago
Take a salt tablet.
[–]Salif 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
Rub some dirt on it and walk it off
[–]pop_my_cat_eyes_in 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
gimme that ball or I'll slice your guts out hippy
[–]SirTercel 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
And then you'd just take one of coach's go-pills...
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
they are called oxycontin, to give you oxygen and keep you from being incontinent
[–]MrNiko -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Salt Tablet?
[–]bob-a-rama -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
I took those in high school. Something about changing muscle electrolyte balance. Helped me get over stomach cramps
[–]chronictrees 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
A sport that isn't gaming*
[–]yergi 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
You... you do realize that you're asking a bunch of geeks who spend all day on the internet reading if they have ever watched ESPN... a lot of us don't even own a TV...
[–]highguy420 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I don't have a TV. Or watch sports.
[–]alphazero924 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I have multiple TVs but I never watch them, or sports for that matter.
I actually only have monitors. I was thinking about getting a wii the other day and realized I would have to buy the component video cable, and then a component to DVI adapter for the monitor just to use it. There are 3rd party ones online that are a wii to component to vga adapter in one cable. I might get one of those.
[–]RANDOM_JESUS_FREAK 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Same here.
[–]bitchkat -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
I'm reading reddit and watching my third Aussie Rules match of the day. Got up at 3:45 am to watch the first one live.
[–]igrey 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
/r/sports 41k subscribers. /r/wtf 523k reders.
You do realize that you are by far in the minority here.
+1 for no TV, and by default, no sports.
[–]bitchkat -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 year ago
I really haven't spent much time thinking about what's popular on reddit. A girl likes what she likes and I'm not embarrassed about it.
[–]thaitea 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
yeah i play counter-strike
[–]stupidlyugly 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Pfft. I'm not kidding when I say this. I was noticing the portable bench and thinking to myself how nice it would've been to have a place to sit during volleyball games. Expensive refrigerator spray? LUXURY!
[–]RAISEStheQuestion 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Also known as "That Magic Soccer Spray."
[–]SoonerStan -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
It's heaven in a can. It reallly is.
[–]pippy 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Yeah, but it's funny to simply say she stinks.
I played sports. I just never complained when I got a little cut or a fractured pelvis. Just walked it off.
[–]somafp 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
No i thought it was WD-40.
[–]ShaiTown 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I know you're probably a guy, but I still have to ask you. Are you a girl? I only ask because your response is very girly. You see, I'm a man, and when I post comments, I sound like a man.... But you sir... You sound like a girl.
[–]omst 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
lol
[–]saintbargabar 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
So she scraped her vagina?
[–]canine_swine 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
For those of us in the UK, Ireland, New Zealand & Australia: Axe is the same as Lynx.
[–]alphazero924 -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Really? You guys use cats over there?
[–]ooo_shiny 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Yep, they are furry and feel better than self mutilation.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
What else would you put on an ax wound?
[–]GeneralRimjoy 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
Rug burn.
[–]AshsToAshs 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I came here expecting a slew of 'smelly vagina' jokes. I leave impressed with reddit's decorum.
[–]cavortingwebeasties 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I always thought skin refrigerant was for pussies.
[–][deleted] 1 year ago
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[–]kral2 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
The only sports that matter are online.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
BOOM! Headshot!
[–]lleeeeeoo 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
We need more vespene gas.
[–]alphazero924 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
POOSH LITTLE KART!
[–]pseudolobster 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
I played soccer for 6 years, and I've never heard of this product. I'm not the hugest sports fan, but I do end up watching a lot on TV, and I've been to a few live events. I've absolutely never encountered this before in my life. My last roommate was a hockey player. There's a football field across the street, where a game is going on right now. If I looked out my window, I could watch the game, I often do, when I'm standing on my balcony smoking, I always watch the game. I've never seen any sprays of any sort, ever, in any sport I've ever watched or participated in.
[–]Dr_Octagonapus 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
never heard of this stuff
[–]motrjay -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Then your not very observant =)
[–]big-o-notation -13 points-12 points-11 points 1 year ago
u mad?
[–]pseudolobster 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Nope, just pointing out that not knowing what this spray is doesn't mean you don't know anything about sports.
[–]gorillazbmx6 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
This guy: feeling better about himself for being a sports product hipster.
[–]LuridTeaParty 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
RielDealJr has it sound like most people who play sports in school wouldn't come across it anyway. Is that the case?
[–]stupidlyugly 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I played sports in the 80s when the world was still in black and white. Fancy sprays? If they existed, I didn't know of them.
[–]dirtymoney 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
"walk if off, Nancy!!!"
Best medicine ever!
[–]alphazero924 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
You must be in a 3rd world country. The world was only black and white until the 60's for 1st world countries.
You're right. I lied. The world was actually in bad VHS video format back then.
[–]PreExRedditor 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
ITT people with a sense of humor (minus you)
[–]TheLyinKing 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
That is actually a new product called Yeast-B-Gone®.
[–]PatAunces 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
Baby-B-Gone
[–]midareashi 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
abort-on apply directly to the fetus
[–]modest_radio -8 points-7 points-6 points 1 year ago
ziiiinnngggggggg!
[–]m4n715 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Bad Smell + Bad Smell != Good Smell
[–]rrs1978 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Red socks make me wanna fap
[–]Superbird42 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
More like Lynx.
[–]cavortingwebeasties 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
...and MY axe!
[–]ryanspeck 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Only you can prevent vaginal fires.
[–]Arcon1337 -5 points-4 points-3 points 1 year ago
Axe cans look nothing like that.
[–]bbqfap 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
This man is a connoisseur of body sprays.
[–]Mirarii -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
When you shower once every harvest moon you get that way.
[–]sakipooh -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
Why, and what?
[–]chronictrees 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Cold spray, looks like a groin problem. It's like holding a can of compressed air upside down, instant icy blast.
[–]passtheblunt -8 points-7 points-6 points 1 year ago
This is what people in high school did and they just smelled like a concoction of dirty ass and Axe.
[–]ChewysDingleberrys 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
This is true! Why you downvote him?
[–]RepostedContent -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
Because high school students would probably not do what was depicted in the picture.
[–]ChewysDingleberrys 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Then you were never in a high school locker room. Dudes wouldn't shower and just load up the old underpants with spray on deodorant. The ass/deodorant smell would permeate on classroom seats.
[–]Subduction 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Dude, if you're not going to commit to the joke then don't bother.
[–]Stick 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Knock kno...
[–]modest_radio -7 points-6 points-5 points 1 year ago
uhhh... context?
[–]SmartassComment -17 points-16 points-15 points 1 year ago
Sorry if you want pussy to smell like Axe you have some serious issues.
[–]djpk19 -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
Icy Hot: "icy to dull the pain; hot to relax it away"
[–]bitchkat 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Believe me, you don't ever want to get Tiger Balm in your cooter.
[–]greg19735 -8 points-7 points-6 points 1 year ago
And angels will fall.
[–]Lygasm -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
ha ha, raid+Asian crotch-critters=delicious
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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