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[–]vnads 27 points28 points ago

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Is this real? Source?

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points ago*

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I've done some extensive looking using various methods and I'm pretty sure (95%+) that this is an original picture that doesn't exist anywhere else online.

I also did some other testing and I'm pretty sure (95%+) that this is photoshopped.

This combined with some logic (I found the website that accepts donations, there is no mention of naming your center anywhere), would lead me to believe this is viral advertising. Also the history of the OP and comments and whatnot makes me suspicious of this as well (the account was stolen via keylogger or bought online). Yes, you can buy bulk amounts of accounts to any social network including reddit, fairly cheap too, assuming you know where to look.

[–]frukt 56 points57 points ago

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KEEP BACK PEOPLE THIS MAN IS A PROFESSIONAL

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I am blown away by his genius. My God. I will never be able to use my brain again!

[–]Bulls729 10 points11 points ago

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Image Error Analysis For anyone wanting to interpret the results.

[–]feureau 1 point2 points ago

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I'm calling a fake

[–]A_Wild_Missingno 3 points4 points ago

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I'm calling a cake

[–]Cobra7izz 3 points4 points ago

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it didn't pick up, should I leave a voicemail?

[–]A_Wild_Missingno 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm gettin' a rake I had to make to catch a snake that ate my steak and drank my shake while at the lake.

[–]hiphoprising 2 points3 points ago

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way to ruin it for everyone.

[–]bcain 0 points1 point ago

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It is worth noting that edges and areas red in colour are often depicted as brighter in the ELA tests. This due to the way the photos are saved by various programs. It is not proof that image was manipulated.

[–]feureau 0 points1 point ago

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rad in colour

rad != yallow

friggin rddit mold

[–]StoneFawkes 1 point2 points ago

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According to this, the only thing that appears to be photoshopped in this picture is Sarah Palin's right breast.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It must be real.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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her breast?

[–]90yoboy 0 points1 point ago

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according the a similar post here

It's in the Phillipines and real

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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After looking over original thread I still believe it is fake. The fact that this is a re-post confirms my suspicions even more. The OP accounts in both threads simply don't add up.

Looking at both submission image sizes (if you have firefox open them side by side in tabs and click bath and forth, it's easy to spot):

http://i.imgur.com/X4cg5.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/mwaw0.png

The second submission (the one posted here) is larger, meaning this should be the original (it's easy to take away pixels, pretty damn difficult to add pixels...not saying impossible but I don't think they would go through the effort). The other one (in the thread you're mentioning) is smaller (likely used to trick imgur/reddit duplicate content filter). It's possible the other guy (the one linked to) is simply re-posting this to karma whore, or it is just another account owned by whoever is trying to make this viral. Judging from what I know I would say it is the later.

[–]liberalwhackjob 0 points1 point ago

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you think a charity is trying to go viral?? i think it is just karma whoring.

Edit: but yes it is interesting that they were both posted within the same hour...

[–]bcain 0 points1 point ago

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it's easy to take away pixels, pretty damn difficult to add pixels...not saying impossible but I don't think they would go through the effort

It's not difficult at all. upsampling is trivial, you just interpolate between the neighbors.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Makes me dizzy.

[–]Ricktron3030 0 points1 point ago

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It's all in the pixels.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Those Phillipinos do look real.....

[–]liberalwhackjob 0 points1 point ago

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i disagree about the posts in his account not adding up... it's not like he was posting on all the same subject and then changed tacks all of a sudden... he seems to be on every day and there was a 6 day gap but there are other gaps..

[–]smurfpopulation 0 points1 point ago

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")

[–]Lolologist 0 points1 point ago

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95% twice means that you're... only barely over 90% sure this is complete fraud!

Recheck those numbers, pronto!

[–]bcain 0 points1 point ago

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This guy's blog.

[–]turimbar1 0 points1 point ago

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nice try

posted on March 31, 2011

[–]CottonStorm 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Rainman86 66 points67 points ago

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WHAT IS THIS?!!! A CENTER FOR ANTS?! IT NEEDS TO BE AT LEAST... THREE TIMES THIS BIG!!!!

He's absolutely right!

[–]onthedroidx 9 points10 points ago

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That movie was pure gold.

[–]Leroytirebiter 3 points4 points ago

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Gold Jerry! Gold!

[–]LimitForce 0 points1 point ago

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Gold? Gold!

[–]feureau -2 points-1 points ago

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u r quoting it rong

[–]omgimonfire 17 points18 points ago

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But what if they want to learn to do other things good too?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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HOW CAN YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY BEFORE I SAID IT?!

[–]tactstyle -3 points-2 points ago

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INCEPTION

[–]Stickguy259 0 points1 point ago

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No it's because he's on fire and fire enhances telepathic abilities. Try it at home kids!

[–]goosewhaletruck 5 points6 points ago

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pshhhh, couldn't donate enough to add the "and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too"....disgraceful

[–]A_SCHOOL_FOR_ANTS 26 points27 points ago

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Funny, I don't remember that photo being taken.

[–]pillowmeto -4 points-3 points ago

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redditor for...slightly long than the age of this post, hmm.

[–]A_SCHOOL_FOR_ANTS 5 points6 points ago

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new account created yesterday... I needed a new one that was at LEAST 3 TIMES the size of my other account.

[–]Moogel -1 points0 points ago

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One does not simply walk into ironic posts.

[–]A_SCHOOL_FOR_ANTS 5 points6 points ago

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Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?

[–]dfjksd 4 points5 points ago

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"in Partnership with: Bacolod Bible Believing Christian Curch"

[–]feureau 0 points1 point ago

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A google search of that phrase leads me back to this comment. Good job on the SEO, reddit!

[–]Shirpa 11 points12 points ago

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Real or not, this is what gets me excited about the future. People I grew up with, who found the same references and inside jokes funny, are now coming into money/power/influence. I really hope to see more and more like this.

[–]ranma08 1 point2 points ago

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Wait are these people extremely small?

[–]zmartini 1 point2 points ago

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...and want to learn to do other stuff good, too.

[–]Sevryn08 1 point2 points ago

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This needs to be seen by Stiller's eyes.

[–]whiteshado 1 point2 points ago

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Next they will be reading our minds!

[–]Squints753 1 point2 points ago

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At least they'll get bibles?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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HAHA. THE JOKE IS THAT THEY ARE ALL PHILIPPINE.

[–]SirPeaches 1 point2 points ago

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The third world already gets our old, recycled clothes, books and computers. It's about time we started sending them our old, recycled jokes.

[–]Cleppy 1 point2 points ago

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Not even taking 2 seconds to see if your post is a repost: priceless

[–]feureau 1 point2 points ago

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can you link to the other post?

[–]ISmokeCigars 1 point2 points ago

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[–]feureau 0 points1 point ago

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thanks

[–]I_post_slowclap 4 points5 points ago

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[–]nakedjay 1 point2 points ago

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That is great.

[–]rRandumb 0 points1 point ago

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Full recovery from the black lung?

[–]JWay 0 points1 point ago

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I can't believe these kids are ignorant of the word good.

[–]someone_someone 0 points1 point ago

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wow... can't believe this blogger would think that Zoolander isn't up there... http://turningdownthesuck.com/2011/03/31/eight-ben-stiller-projects-that-didnt-suck/

[–]Clit_Commander 0 points1 point ago

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"Zoolander" is still the best movie with Ben Stiller...

[–]derelickmyownballs 0 points1 point ago

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I approve of this post

[–]RetlaOge 0 points1 point ago

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In partnership with: Bacolod Bible Believing Christian Church

So much for not attention whoring when you do something good.

[–]TheCLITcommander 0 points1 point ago

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"It's that damn Hansel!.. He's so hot right now."

[–]guyal 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Someone should make a sign for those who use poor grammar.

[–]hiphoprising 0 points1 point ago

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All I could think was "No way... no way... just, no way.."

[–]alman3007 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Toast_Ghost 1 point2 points ago

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Me no get why persons think English are hard! It are be so easy!

[–]LilMonsta 1 point2 points ago

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He's executing the purposely-butchered-language, and.... STICKS THE LANDING!

[–]liberalwhackjob 0 points1 point ago

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OH HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it is funny cause he is embodying the opposite of what you would think would be the case regarding a school that teaches people to read good.... oh HOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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[deleted]

[–]john2496 1 point2 points ago

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If you have to do that, atleast post link to op.

[–]90yoboy 1 point2 points ago

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original

I agree, but something fishy's going on. You're in the negatives, and you've actually made a good point: this was on the front page this morning (however both posts are about the same age).

This post however seems to be the lesser quality one (gives no background info, unlike the other which gives a little background info).

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Maybe it's time to get off of reddit if reposts are kicking your ass.

[–]turkdeturk -1 points0 points ago

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Of course he's negative, seems like the flavor of the month is to shit on people who call out karma whores. MY PRECIOUS INTERNET POINTS!

[–]ProfessorLX -1 points0 points ago

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oh god zoolander is awesome, knowing that movie really well actually got me laid once too. i guess i owe ben stiller!

[–]johnmcawesome -2 points-1 points ago

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...go on

[–]ProfessorLX 1 point2 points ago*

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lol i went out with a chick and she invited me in to watch a movie and let me pick, i picked zoolander because its hilarious, and it also happened to be one of her favorite movies... well at the part where Hansel says "who you trying to get crazy with esse (sp)?" I then finished the line for him "don't you know I'm loco?" well this was apparently amazing to the girl who squealed with delight and immediatley kissed me.

i almost thought about telling her to wait till the end of the movie, but that may have been pushing my luck.

also Hansel's line is actually stolen from Cypress Hill, who I loved and listened to growing up.

edit: spelling and such

[–]ENTertain_Me -1 points0 points ago

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I like the lady in the back who's holding a blue bag of feces

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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For kids who can't read well

[–]hehasbalrogsocks -2 points-1 points ago

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Why does that person in the back have a poopy bag?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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I was going to congratulate you, but it says you're in cahoots with a Christian organization. Clearly this nullify's your charitable act.