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[–][deleted] 114 points115 points ago

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One time I went to the chemist to get some medication for an allergic reaction I was having to a dressing on my leg.

me: Do you have any cortisone cream?

chemist: Is it for your face?

me: ...ಠ_ಠ

I have moderate to severe acne. Boost to the ol' self esteem that day make no mistake.

[–]ElCaz 54 points55 points ago

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To be fair, they'd need to know b/c dosage levels for those conditions are wildly different.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago*

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Also, you're not really supposed to use topical steroids on the face, especially around the eyes (Causes glaucoma!)

Fucking eczema... I have to use the stupidly expensive immunomodulator stuff.

Decisions, decisions.... Do I eat this month, or buy a little tube of protopic?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Why not do both? Protopic is delicious.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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At $400 a tube, it better be.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What is it made of unicorn jizz?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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A 100g tube costs $400.

But it's only 0.1% unicorn jizz.

Therefore, the going rate for unicorn jizz is $4000 per gram.

[–]libertyh 1 point2 points ago

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Have you tried azathiopriine + prednisone? Its often the last treatment to be tried for really serious cases, I can tell you it has worked really well for me. Life-changing.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

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I have not. I have a dermatologist appointment coming up. I need to have a chat and figure out a lower cost option...

I use cheaper stuff elsewhere, but protopic is all I've ever been told to use on my face.

[–]libertyh 1 point2 points ago

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OK, well again, if your eczema is quite bad I can recommend azathioprine (correct spelling this time). I don't know if it is expensive in your country, it is subsidised here in NZ. Its not a new drug, though, so there should a generic option available.

It's called Imuran in the US. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azathioprine

[–]johnriven 1 point2 points ago

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Elidel was a godsend for me for use on the face. I'm sure it's not cheap though.

[–]Ma-aKheru 0 points1 point ago

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Have you seen this website? [warning: sorta graphic pic of eczema up top]. It actually pointed me in the right direction... still a battle but not nearly as severe as it used to be.
http://www.eczemacure.info/article/articleview/242/2/11/

[–]Scurry 0 points1 point ago

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Then they could ask, "What do you need it for?"

[–]monk_ey 69 points70 points ago

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Why does that hurt your self esteem? Do you walk around pretending you have clear skin? Everyone can see your face.

[–]GrouchyMcSurly 43 points44 points ago

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Yeah, and we wish we couldn't, tamewister, let me tell you that...

[–]Wibbles 22 points23 points ago

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I saw tamewisters face once and now I can't see anything...

[–]GotTheHotsForMyAunt 5 points6 points ago

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Why, was it so oily that the sun reflected off of it blinding you or was it so hideous that you had to poke your eyes out with wooden pencils?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Oily enough to blind one eye, but the pencil trick fixed the other one.

[–]Frocart 6 points7 points ago

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I heard CSI caught a criminal by zooming in on tamewister's forehead.

[–]Mattskers 0 points1 point ago

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Poke poke...poke your eyes out, lights out!

[–]Misattribution 5 points6 points ago

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As Thomas Jefferson once said, "a ho is a ho even if you dress her like a circus clown."

[–]stufff 3 points4 points ago

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The photographer for my graduation picture said that for extra money he could edit out my double chin.

[–]stanss 2 points3 points ago

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Same thing happened to me. I went to get eczema cream (which would also be getting coritisone cream) for my fingers, and the nurse starts with, so its for your face? Gestures pen to encircle her face

And i'm just ... no... its for my fingers.

[–]wasalp 9 points10 points ago

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a...chemist or a pharmacist?

[–]myoidenramre 16 points17 points ago

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[–]wasalp 1 point2 points ago

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ty

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Bring back the apothecary.

[–]dg10050 8 points9 points ago

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I was imagining him walking into some chem lab somewhere and asking a random guy in a lab coat to mix him up some cortisone cream. :\

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Same thing, usage is a matter of choice. I'm going to assume you're american and ask, what's a chemist in the US?

[–]wasalp -1 points0 points ago

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I'm a Canadian and a chemist is someone who does chemistry, ah pharmacist is more of a bio-chemist that's geared towards medicine

[–]argonaute 5 points6 points ago

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A pharmacist is not more of a biochemist, a pharmacist is a pharmacist. A biochemist is a scientist who studies chemical processes in living things and biological molecules. A pharmacist is not a scientist but a health professional who distributes drugs and advises on their use.

[–]Kujata 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TheGreatPastaWars 46 points47 points ago

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Support Group for Low Self Esteem Meeting at 7. Please use backdoor.

[–]watwatwattt 24 points25 points ago

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You can use my backdoor whenever you like. Please be my friend.

[–]TheGreatPastaWars 22 points23 points ago

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*ponders - was this guy talking to me? I think so! Wait...why would he want to talk to me.. ? Why would anyone want to talk to me...he probably just replied to the wrong person... *

[–]watwatwattt 15 points16 points ago

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:) he responded! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. No really, I can't. There's no way he's thinking about me. He's probably talking to someone else. Maybe I should compliment his username - I like pasta. Too bad I eat it too much. I'm so fat :(

[–]BewareTheCheese 510 points511 points ago

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Come on now, we all know what C&H looks like by now. Give the original creator some love. http://www.explosm.net/comics/2353/

[–]Fenris_uy 117 points118 points ago

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To be fair, the OP left the copyright and url at the bottom of the comic, I have seen worse.

[–]jkahrs595 179 points180 points ago

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Fixed it.

[–]Sparling 35 points36 points ago

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THANKS BARACK!

[–]shitfaceddick 11 points12 points ago

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The funny thing is that r/jailbait experienced a spike in amount of viewers after the Glenn Beck mention.

THANKS BARACK!

[–]KarmaN0T 6 points7 points ago

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Glenn Beck mentioned r/jailbait?

[–]rad_thundercat 7 points8 points ago

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Put this data up on a site and post it for fucks sake!

[–]shitfaceddick 2 points3 points ago

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I am posting it on reddit, it's a site. I have no interest in pursuing other people in watching r/jailbait. Hypocrisy will expose itself.

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[–]MovinToCalifornia 1 point2 points ago

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This is a comment post, make it a real post!

[–]rmm45177 -1 points0 points ago

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I don't get it. Is this a joke or something?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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looks legit to me. hilarious comic, jkahrs! where do i subscribe!

[–]blind__man 6 points7 points ago

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I see no difference in these.

[–]frogtopus 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, now someone else is going to repost that in a week.

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[–]daybreaker 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, but this comic is only about 2 or 3 weeks old, and every single Cy&H just about makes it to the front page of r/funny. It's not like he went and found a really old funny one, and wanted to remind us about it. He posted a relatively new comic from one of the most popular comics on Reddit.

[–]kondron 2 points3 points ago

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My downvote turned into an upvote because of you.

[–]daevric 23 points24 points ago

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Not a big deal, but for the purposes of differentiating Cyanide & Happiness from Calvin & Hobbes, most people abbreviate the former as Cy&H. Both get quite a lot of mention in /r/comics, and confusion between the two arises occasionally.

[–]h1ckst3r 31 points32 points ago

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Trust me, no one is going to read 'C&H' in a Cyanide and Happiness thread and think "Why are they talking about Calvin and Hobbes?"

[–]daevric 10 points11 points ago

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Hence the "not a big deal". I wasn't trying to correct a source of confusion in this thread, as the subject is indeed obvious here, but point out a convention that could prevent future confusion where it's not as obvious.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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What about the children??

[–]Jazradel 0 points1 point ago*

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More than once I have been deceived into viewing Cy&H rather than C&H.

[–]jellyfishes 6 points7 points ago

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CN- &H

[–]mtheoryx 18 points19 points ago

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As someone who uses a phone to get my early morning reddit fix, I prefer just the image, thank you very much.

[–]philkav 9 points10 points ago

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Why is this being downvoted? It's completely relevant, credit is given at the bottom of the image, plus as BewareTheCheese pointed out :

we all know what C&H looks like

[–]myoidenramre 32 points33 points ago

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While I understand your point, there's a big difference for webcomics between credit and page views.

[–]mangYbearD 21 points22 points ago

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Rediquette Don't: "Copy an image to imgur (or similar site) when the source web site is known. Original authors deserve the ad revenue."

[–]RDS 1 point2 points ago

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Hmmm interesting point; that's how I'm viewing reddit atm.

[–]Solleret 1 point2 points ago

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If that's how you feel, you should tell the creators of the comic to start doing it for free.

More constructive solution than promoting theft: go to their forums and ask for a mobile version of the site.

[–]mtheoryx 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe, instead, they should have lighter versions of their sites that don't bog my phone down with graphics and ads?

[–]Solleret 4 points5 points ago

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We should be giving talented web comic artists pageviews because they pay good money for web hosting that can handle the traffic, and it is how they make a living.

I usually save visits to C&H (and other websites that often appear on Reddit) for my home computer — do you desperately need to read a C&H comic on the bus? Maybe so desperately that you think it's okay to download content from their servers (which costs them money) and rehost it on another service?

But yea… their site is in sore need of an update.

[–]mtheoryx -2 points-1 points ago

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We should be giving talented web comic artists pageviews because they pay good money for web hosting that can handle the traffic, and it is how they make a living.

Of course we should. I never said that we shouldn't.

do you desperately need to read a C&H comic on the bus?

How, when, and where I use my phone to browse the web is really of no concern here, is it?

and rehost it on another servic

I never said we have to do that either. You can usually link to just the image, right on the site itself.

But yea… their site is in sore need of an update.

I didn't say that either. I said it's completely inappropriate for a mobile device. Maybe it's just fine on a desktop, whatever.

So, why is it you feel the need to jump to conclusions based on something I've said that's entirely accurate. Viewing the image along is far better than going to their full site. So I prefer just the image. Any problems you've raised with my preference are really the fault of this website -- a website you seem so eager to jump in and stand up for.

[–]Solleret -1 points0 points ago

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1) Are you daft? I was illustrating a point with the bus (as an instance of using a mobile device).

2) No one's jumping to conclusions. I was parsing your statement as an example of rehosting an artist's work.

3)

You can usually link to just the image

Hotlinking is JUST as bad as rehosting on imgur. Actually it's worse than that, because you're eating up their server resources while bypassing revenue generating content.

As for #3, at this point I'm really not sure you understand how ad revenue and hosting work. Perhaps you should chill out and give it a moment's thought.

[–]mtheoryx -2 points-1 points ago

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I was illustrating a point with the bus

re-read what you actually wrote:

do you desperately need to read a C&H comic on the bus?

That's a judgement on how someone uses their device. You're shifting the blame based on what you think is appropriate use. Not the same.

an example of rehosting an artist's work

I never said anything about rehosting. I said just the image. No mention of where it would be hosted.

Hotlinking is JUST as bad as rehosting on imgur.

So is only having a graphics-heavy site in 2011 with no mobile version.

I'm really not sure you understand how ad revenue and hosting work

I'm not really sure if you're just trolling, or being an ass. This, right here, is exactly what I'm talking about when I say jumping to conclusions. You know nothing about me, yet you assume absurd things.

If the proportion of mobile-only visitors is small, then the hotlinking is not going to be that much of an issue.

If the proportion grows to a certain point where it is an issue (bandwidth or lost revenue), perhaps it's time for the person who runs the site to get a clue and offer a version more compatible with those devices. A version, mind you, that doesn't necessarily have to be without ads.

Seems pretty simple to me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You can't blame him for surfing the imgur karma wave.

[–]jellyfishes 1 point2 points ago

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I stopped visting CN- & H because they had annoying pop-up ads. I don't want to give them any love.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed, it's so f**king weak to take someone's work and repost on Imgur - go to his site, look at his ads, if you think the strip is worth posting here the least you can do is look at it in context.

[–]TEK42 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, that is definitely not Calvin and Hobbes.

[–]fishbert 0 points1 point ago

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but that link was already submitted to /r/funny over a week ago... how is Tommelot supposed to get his karma?!
you ever think about that? huh?!

[–]slipperyfist 0 points1 point ago

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You could link to the creators site, but then you wouldn't get to look at a horribly compressed jpg.

[–]auntylucy -4 points-3 points ago

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explosm is such a bad site to visit, nothing but flashing porn ads. I love C&H but I prefer the linked jpg instead.

[–]McMac -1 points0 points ago

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Come on now, we all know the reason you don't link the site is because reddit will ass-rape any server it comes across.

[–]Vondruke -1 points0 points ago

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C&H webpage is full of obnoxious adverts... I for one really like the comic, but can't stand going on their website :(

[–]Jonathan_the_Nerd 3 points4 points ago

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"Obnoxious adverts" pay for the comic. That's why I don't use Adblock.

[–]Vondruke 2 points3 points ago

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Well to me the quality of their comics doesn't need to be exploited with pop ups and strange tracks that autoplay in the background. I'd be as willing to go on explosm as often as I go on SMBC (for example) if it weren't for the nuisance I find in visiting that particular site.

[–]hereforthesnacks -1 points0 points ago

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THANKS YOU I WOULD HAVE NEVER KNOWN

[–]gulpy 56 points57 points ago

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There's a pill for low self esteem? Perhaps they should advertise on reddit....

[–]maxxspeed 82 points83 points ago

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But what can I do about my face?

[–]BlackDragonBE 47 points48 points ago

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This is pretty effective.

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 13 points14 points ago

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Put a smile. Let me put that for you.

[–]TheMediaSays 19 points20 points ago

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And from then on, you'll always have a great story to tell people about how you got those scars.

[–]bitingmyownteeth 6 points7 points ago

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And you can tell a different story every time.

People will think you're Cr4zY!

[–]gfixler 1 point2 points ago

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And you get to use the term "Glasgow smile," which sounds smart.

[–]arvinja 2 points3 points ago

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Shave, but don't forget your neckbeard.

[–]sindex23 0 points1 point ago

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You mean shave everything except the neckbeard right? If there's one thing I've learned it's that ladies love the neckbeard.

[–]banal_penetration 2 points3 points ago

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Paper-bags are a cheap, accessible and environmentally friendly solution for hideousness.

[–]modern_indophilia -1 points0 points ago

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Sleep with a clean towel over your pillow at night.

[–]opperior 1 point2 points ago

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Yup! You can find it here. I take two in the morning and it makes my day much easier.

[–]svullenballe 1 point2 points ago

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It's a powder called Cocaine.

[–]RoflStomper 0 points1 point ago

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No but they do indeed market it in amber bottles.

[–]hab136 0 points1 point ago

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There sure is! Its active ingredient is sodium cyanide. Side effects include general weakness, giddiness, headaches, vertigo, confusion, perceived difficulty in breathing, loss of consciousness, and the sweet release of death. Order now!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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More accurate than funny.

[–]porwegiannussy 2 points3 points ago

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I laughed hard.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I cried a little bit.

[–]GrouchyMcSurly 4 points5 points ago

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I stood there impassively.

[–]Linkynet 3 points4 points ago

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I need a towel.

[–]Tommelot[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Is there nothing on the internet I won't jerk off to?

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[–]joss33 1 point2 points ago

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White as snow Lesbos 69ing in snow.

[–]Linkynet 0 points1 point ago

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Ah yes, the elusive snowbo.

[–]wiltedbouquet 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Lightfiend 3 points4 points ago

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Says the prick with no eyebrows!

[–]ISmokeCigars 5 points6 points ago

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I have eyebrows, they're just very lightly colored...

[–]dokeyfunk 6 points7 points ago

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What's wrong with your faaaaace?

[–]krampus 2 points3 points ago

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But they have the same face! Maybe they have the same level of self-esteem as well.

[–]chizzle 1 point2 points ago

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The fucking depression humor of CH. Gotta love it.

[–]neurot 1 point2 points ago

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Ohhhh man, i almost forgot about these. Great to see them still going strong!. One of my favorite web comics.

[–]vtbarrera 1 point2 points ago

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Oh how I love myself a good C&H.

[–]zorak303 1 point2 points ago

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i had a "date" come over to my house one day when i was 15, and just as i was leaving, my dad said sort of loudly, "son, aren't you going to work on your face?"

i assumed he was talking about a few pimples i had.

she heard it. so embarrassing.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Which one of you stole my paranoia medication!?!?!? I know it was one of you!

[–]PandaPogo 1 point2 points ago

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Damn that was just a mean thing to say. That guy is a dick :(

[–]bluntinstrument 6 points7 points ago

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what the fuck? you can't just link to the comic? or better yet, stop reposting c&h.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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What's that?

What?

That thing on your neck?

Where? What?

Oh nevermind, it's just your face.

[–]weeone 5 points6 points ago

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I believe you meant head. If your face is on your neck, you may have a problem.

[–]sslink1 3 points4 points ago

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What is with all the repost on this website?

[–]Cleverbot_comment 11 points12 points ago

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I don't understand you? Where do you live? Tell me about yourself.

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[–]Cleverbot_comment 0 points1 point ago

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I don't like running, but if I had to, the beach would be nice.

[–]joss33 0 points1 point ago

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I think you mean you live in an ananass under the sea

[–]haxd 0 points1 point ago

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What is with all the reposté on this website?

[–]graffiti81 1 point2 points ago

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HAHA! THAT'S SO FUNNY! I LIKE TO LAUGH AT PEOPLE MAKING OTHER PEOPLE FEEL HORRIBLE!

[–]HopeGrenade 1 point2 points ago

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Repost is reposted.

[–]ranma08 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't his face a contributing factor to his self esteem, thus taking the pill is essentially for his face?

[–]mechman991 0 points1 point ago

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If it doesn't get all over the place ..
.. well, then good.

[–]KimmyGibler11 0 points1 point ago

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bwaaaaaaaaaaahahhaha

[–]hacky486 0 points1 point ago

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Effect, meet cause...

[–]Vulf 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Wormmmm 0 points1 point ago

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Vote up for Stumble.

[–]draxus99 0 points1 point ago

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fucking hilarious.

[–]tony_bologna 0 points1 point ago

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[–]naic244 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, it is. That was a terrible title.

[–]tony_bologna 0 points1 point ago

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Yah, I was gonna be all bitchy about the repost until I saw the original...

Explosm.net: Cyanide and Happiness #2353

Wtf dude... worst title ever.

[–]RA_Fisher 0 points1 point ago

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If you like this, you should download the Cyanide and Happiness iPhone app, it's only $1 and they produce new comics everyday like clockwork.

[–]potifar 0 points1 point ago

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Downvoted for not linking to their site.

http://www.explosm.net/comics/2353/

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this one cracked me up http://www.explosm.net/comics/2347/

[–]mediocreshannon 0 points1 point ago

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I love C&H and this one really made me laugh.

[–]BassIck 0 points1 point ago

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Oh man, my face

[–]Radico87 0 points1 point ago

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You've been here long enough to know how not to upload. Give credit where credit is due, C&H.

[–]CakeSmack 0 points1 point ago

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To be honest, I don't know know what the big deal is with Cyanide and Happiness. This made me laugh though.

[–]booyah2 0 points1 point ago

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Awwwwww I am disappoint

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girl hand writing. confirmed.

[–]bigscrawny 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Assartru 0 points1 point ago

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hahahahah loool

[–]dblclique 0 points1 point ago

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Jokes on him - they both look exactly the same :-)

[–]shivjin1 0 points1 point ago

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i believe this comic is true genius:

http://www.explosm.net/comics/2365/

[–]D-A-M-M-I-T 0 points1 point ago

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[–]hexis 0 points1 point ago

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:( +1 because it made me feel sad. That's Reddit's job? Good job.

[–]TheSmokeMonst3r 0 points1 point ago

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I've realized that most comic strips are funnier if you don't read the last frame. This is no exception.

[–]noahwhiteman24 0 points1 point ago

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how you got 1383 likes for reposting a Cyanide & Happiness i will never know

[–]callousgeorge 0 points1 point ago

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From Cyanide And Happiness. Let's give credit where credit's due.

Seriously, when posting comics, can we all agree to give the original artist a little love by actually linking to his site?

[–]mikekearn 0 points1 point ago

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Normally I agree, but it freaking says "Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net" right across the bottom. It's hard to get much clearer than that.

[–]puffynipples_r_swell 0 points1 point ago

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Dum-da-dum-dumb

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where can i get some of this medicine...

[–]bobablo 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of Barton Fink meeting big hollywood producer Jack Lipnick. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06esIRfksxk#t=00m18s

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..and then the guy in the blue shirt realized they had the exact same face.

[–]Crossfox17 0 points1 point ago

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DONT PUT THE PUNCH LINE IN THE TITTLE.

[–]primedape 0 points1 point ago

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why the fuck do people upvote this? it's a repost of a repost. And if you have to post it, just link to Cy&H's website instead of uploading the fucking image to imgur.

[–]Caffrey -1 points0 points ago

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Damnit

ಠ_ಠ

[–]pleasedammit 0 points1 point ago

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That's what I'm sayin'.

[–]macsus -4 points-3 points ago

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Why does a repost from C&H have 500 upvotes? Its a great comic but I thought Reddit was supposed to support OC and not just random stuff taken from other websites.

[–]IbidtheWriter 2 points3 points ago

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Because it was first uploaded to imgur so it wouldn't be flagged as a repost.

[–]billyblaze 1 point2 points ago

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People probably don't overthink it. See a funny, upvote, look for more funnies.

[–]Haiguize 0 points1 point ago

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Because its funny.

[–]TheBoff -4 points-3 points ago

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Pfft, everyone knows the only cure for low self esteem is suicide.

The sweet blissful release of suicide. Now in a can!

[–]noughtagroos 0 points1 point ago

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Canned response. Auto-destructs in 3 ms.

[–]dcss 0 points1 point ago

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Where's a suicide booth when you need one?

[–]noughtagroos -1 points0 points ago

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We're agreed you need one, then.

[–]kman7 -1 points0 points ago

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That is me before Accutane.