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[–]chrallelula 17 points18 points ago

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...... turn into a jet, bomb the Russians, crash into the sun, now I'm dead Like a Boss

[–]jaxspider[S] 3 points4 points ago

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...I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?

[–]rimo 3 points4 points ago

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Yes, I did actually. Need some tips?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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yes please. I'm tired of just giving myself hand jobs.

[–]Peatore 0 points1 point ago

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Some ribs will need to be removed.

[–]schoopderp 2 points3 points ago

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beat me to the punch ಠ_ಠ

[–]imakitty 50 points51 points ago

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This is what happens when you are high on god, you just start to fly....

Right into buildings.

[–]8rightnow 14 points15 points ago

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Heh, that got directed a bit off course at the end.

[–]CommunistAccounts 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah, that's what happened.... the co-ordinates were just off, there's no conspiracy at all just move along, nothing to see here.

[–]JROXZ 3 points4 points ago

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Complete video here...

Dr. Shine and Dee-Dee - The Complete Intro http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQDy1r45YC4

RIGHT NOW!!!

[–]TheBobYouKnow 0 points1 point ago*

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... well at least the Islamic ones do.

[–]adouchebag 7 points8 points ago

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Like a Boss.

Next he will fly into the sun.

[–]bthoman2 6 points7 points ago

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Butterfly in the sky.

I can fly twice as high!

[–]IProbShouldntDoIt 2 points3 points ago

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Take a look

It's in a book

[–]biger93 12 points13 points ago

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Steal link posted yesterday. Receive karma anyway.

[–]jaxspider[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Actually I saw it on 4gifs.com And reuploaded to imgur.com. I never even bothered to visit r/gifs.

[–]Iseesummers 4 points5 points ago

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High as a plane, motherfuckers.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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"It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No it's super nigger!" - Richard Pryor

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre!" - Frankie Boyle

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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TIL Starscream is actually a black preacher.

[–]Lindarama 2 points3 points ago

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Best gif evar.

[–]marthirial 1 point2 points ago

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That's one of the most dangerous Decepticons ever... Kills body and mind.

[–]threefiveo125go 1 point2 points ago

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[–]DoWhile 0 points1 point ago

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"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth –

Put out my hand and touched the Face of God."

-"High Flight", John Gillespie Magee, Jr.

[–]DoraBmon 0 points1 point ago

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i'm higher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]MisterSquirrel 0 points1 point ago

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I call shenanigans. He'd have to run at least twice that fast to achieve lift.

[–]Colombian_King 0 points1 point ago

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Fly like a G6...i mean F-18

[–]spacley 0 points1 point ago

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You gotsa raise up and praise Jesus-AH! You gots to get up-AH! You gots to fly like Jesus-AH!

[–]szefski 0 points1 point ago

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Have you ever been so angry, you turned into a stealth fighter?

[–]turtal46 0 points1 point ago

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[9]

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No lie, that's how I felt two days ago. I felt like I was flying AND I was on a mountain cliff; and my dumbass friend wouldn't pull me up...

[–]pillowmeto 0 points1 point ago

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Their old trailer is parked behind a fast food restaurant near my house http://imgur.com/WCMMA

[–]vellmudoes 0 points1 point ago

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Haha bursted out laughing.. For some reason it reminds me of that awesomely cheesy Bangai-o end level animation where he flies away.

[–]RichardSaucedo 0 points1 point ago

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Black preachers... Airplanes in disguise

[–]MrGoodbytes 0 points1 point ago

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Unheeded warnings. I thought I thought of everything.

[–]AshtonKusher 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome!

[–]MrSoloDolo21 0 points1 point ago

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So if I go to church I'll be a f-18? Deal!

[–]legendary_ironwood 0 points1 point ago

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Behold, the power of jesus.

[–]offat9 0 points1 point ago

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I thought he was going to turn into the "more you know" star.

[–]InactiveUser 0 points1 point ago

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...um....you what bro?.....

(Exhales...)

[–]Murphy_Its_You 0 points1 point ago

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"Fuck this shit...I'm outta here!" VROOOOOOOOMMMMM

[–]newone99 0 points1 point ago

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I can hear heaven

Oh but heaven, no heaven don’t hear me.

[–]Uther 0 points1 point ago

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Turn into a jet, bomb the...

[–]Dirtpig 0 points1 point ago

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That was great.

[–]dunkleheit 0 points1 point ago

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So now we know...fighter jets are just stoned black people.

[–]Blakest1 0 points1 point ago

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This clip originates from (or was at least used in) the show TV Carnage. Episode: A Sore for Sighted Eyes. It's hilarious, but almost impossible to find for download.

[–]RoedDut 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this. Be sure to check out all his videos. They are some of the funniest on youtube IMHO.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Stuff like this make me want to get into animation

[–]jacobpellegren 0 points1 point ago

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Because Jesus loves YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuu.

[–]polar_fawkes 0 points1 point ago

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Will someone please FTFY so the .gif ends with the footage of the F-14 that was shot down last week by Libyan guerrillas?

[–]LovelyPerv 0 points1 point ago

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Being a former baptist, this made me inexplicably giggly.

[–]selfawaregoo 0 points1 point ago

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This is what happens when elaborate pranks are being run in /r/trees.

[–]Iamabassi -1 points0 points ago

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He's a f-18, bro.

[–]jaxspider[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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For shame... F-18 is a single jet engine fighter. F-14 is a dual jet engine fighter which also has sweeping / sliding wings.

Hand in your man card.

[–]Nobodyreallycares 4 points5 points ago

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[–]jaxspider[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Dammit I was thinking of an F-16.

You really should submit that pic in r/machineporn.

[–]Iamabassi 0 points1 point ago

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Redemption!

[–]jaxspider[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Silly goose, its still an F-14 because it was the only fighter that has sweeping wings. So we are both wrong but you are more wrong. In conclusion I want you to feel bad about yourself.

Nah, I don't really want you to feel bad, just keep smiling.

[–]powellshot -1 points0 points ago

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