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[–]ZebrasKickAss 80 points81 points ago

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I'm on this page just to show my user name.

[–]lifeinthewoods 6 points7 points ago

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Sadly missing ZebrasKickFace

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

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 _o_
/  \_\
   /  |
   \ 

(not sarcasm)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Lion in this case o_O

[–]addisonborn 8 points9 points ago

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Lion used Take Down!
Zebra avoided the attack!

[–]Akeii 8 points9 points ago

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Zebra used Kick!
It's super effective!

[–]MyOtherCarIsEpona 10 points11 points ago*

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*Double Kick
(Kick isn't an attack)

[–]da_homonculus 3 points4 points ago

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NNNNNNNNEEEEEERRRRRDDDDDDDDD

[–]insanekoz 0 points1 point ago

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Any male between 15-20 years old who owned a Game Boy knows this. I guarantee it.

[–]noprotein 0 points1 point ago

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Any male between 20-30 years old owned a game boy, may have played a bit of pokemon, and most likely does not know this.

We have sex, drink, smoke, and forget stuff =)

[–]lion_in_a_coma 0 points1 point ago

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fainted

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So what you're telling me is, Pokemon are real?....MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! ಥ‿ಥ

[–]ganja_smokes 1 point2 points ago

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Some days you're the Zebra. Some days, you're the lion.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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They live!

[–]FB_Eat_Lasagna 1 point2 points ago

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This is why you leave dangerous work to women.

[–]lostrock 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, that lion needs to come down to the station and turn in his mane. Right now.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I've heard that a kick from an adult zebra is powerful enough to break a crocodile's jaw.

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!

[–]jetboyterp 1 point2 points ago

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Violence isn't the answer when dealing with a bully...both animals were suspended from the Savannah, and the Zebra's mom demanded an apology from the lion.

[–]julioanaya 0 points1 point ago

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Savannah bullying experts say that this may be caused due to violent videogames and movies like Lion King.

[–]TheGrog 1 point2 points ago

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This is my google background.

[–]Irnchkn 2 points3 points ago

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Is that real?

[–]TheColonel 6 points7 points ago

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I'm going to hazard a guess...

No.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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funny lion desktop wallpaper lol.jpg

ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Pow right in the kisser

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[–]MrBradd 0 points1 point ago

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Pow right in the kisser

[–]harsesus -1 points0 points ago

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Pow right in the kisser.

[–]noprotein -1 points0 points ago

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Kung pow right in the kisser.

[–]anotheryear -3 points-2 points ago

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Paw right in the kisser

[–]Wildstylez 1 point2 points ago

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All i can say is survival of the fittest

[–]Potato_Mug 3 points4 points ago

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I always find it funny when people say ahhh he cute, wonder if he dangerous? It's a wild animal, it would kill you in a second without thought.

[–]jeblis 16 points17 points ago

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If your cat was bigger, he'd eat you.

[–]formulaic 5 points6 points ago

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Of course. They try right now, but they're so small it looks like they're just playing.

[–]Wildstylez -4 points-3 points ago*

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Exactly the human race is weak from an evolutionary standpoint we try to cure diseases, fix problems in peoples gentics. If we were like animals our race would be closer to perfection then we are now because only the best gened humans would survive. But i only say this from an evolutionary standpoint because i truly love most aspects of our species as we are now.

[–]RepDetec 1 point2 points ago

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than we are now

[–]SgtFish 0 points1 point ago

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I scrolled through the entire thread in an attempt to find the first comment to actually maintain a positive ratio.

Let's just say I'm walking away from this downboat disappointed :(

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[–]Wildstylez -4 points-3 points ago

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Exactly and relating to what you said humans are the ultimate cancer we are destroying a whole god damn planet, we are simply to power hungry, unable to live in harmony with our surroundings. And on a sidenote this mini discussion is just riveting i truly love discussing human behaviour and conditioning.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Were not destroying the planet, were destroying ourselves. Long after we're gone, the planet will regenerate like it has many times before.

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[–]Wildstylez -4 points-3 points ago

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Exactly they are already experimenting with hydrogen, the by-product is clean water but it is very unstable. And believe it or not we had a car fully-functioning on electricity but GM pulled it off the line because oil companies predicted profit margin was going to take a huge hit.

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[–]Wildstylez -5 points-4 points ago

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Most things due require fossil fuel but that is just a transition phase until we can fully take it out of the equation

[–]armannd 0 points1 point ago

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America is doomed.

[–]flatliner718 0 points1 point ago

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i imagine this scene from the hangover as the zebra's voice.

[–]CD_reflected_rainbow 0 points1 point ago

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Bitch?

[–]Jawek 0 points1 point ago

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Natural Selection. LIKE A BOSS

[–]Number1RentedNoodle 0 points1 point ago

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Zebstrika will get you through two gym badges nicely.

[–]MyOtherCarIsEpona 0 points1 point ago

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I tried going with Emolga as my electric type because I figured it was like the new Zapdos.

I almost threw my DS across the room when I found out that Emolga can't learn fly.

[–]gnyffel 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of that deleted PBF comic, Catch Phrase.

[–]TenerenceLove 0 points1 point ago

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And Zebra with a big head kick. Lion is rocked, he's trying to recover. And it's all over, Zebra by TKO.

[–]kungfuhustler 0 points1 point ago

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I was impressed with the zebra's take down defense.

[–]vawksel 0 points1 point ago

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Too bad the Zebra wasn't shitting itself at the same time, would have been perfect.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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.....and two seconds later the zebra was dead.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Never send a man to do a woman's job.

[–]lazzygradd 0 points1 point ago

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Madagascar? Alex and Marty? Anyone?

[–]Ocran 0 points1 point ago

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[–]puadxe 0 points1 point ago

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Today you, tomorrow, fuck you.

[–]Philly_mktg -1 points0 points ago

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i strongly agree that hydrogen fuel is good investmnt and we can make a lo of money on it.it is very usefull to all mankind and surely this will be a successful business in case.but of course it's no that easy.seems a nice idea ;)

[–]Throwawayname 0 points1 point ago

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Please, tell me more about this Hydrogen of which you speak.

[–]taliban_hobo -1 points0 points ago

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DAE read this in Dave Chappelle's voice?

[–]darkangelx -1 points0 points ago

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Like a boss?