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[–]toddkddot 68 points69 points ago

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"You're not afraid of your flaws. You have squinty eyes, and your face is all pursed up like you just sucked on a lemon, but you pull it off." - Jim Carrey to Renee Zellweger in "Me, Myself, and Irene"

[–]Mariospeedwagen 4 points5 points ago

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First thing I thought of. It's cool she can make fun of herself like that.

[–]istara 18 points19 points ago

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It's actually her ethnicity, she's of part Sami heritage, which is indigenous sort of like Inuits, from the far north.

I think if more people realised this they might comment less on her squintiness - it's the equivalent of joking about the "slitty eyes" thing for an East Asian person, or an African person's nose.

But good on her for taking it well and allowing fun to be made of it.

[–]Patrick5555 19 points20 points ago

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I would definitely have sex with her, but a lot of people on here are like this

[–]ci5ic 162 points163 points ago

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Renee Zellweger.

relevant

[–]HarmReductionSauce 79 points80 points ago

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These ants are ruining our picnic!

[–]Mookie1515 47 points48 points ago

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You mean this picnic is ruining our ants!

[–]BDaught 33 points34 points ago

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Look around your world pretty baby

Is it everything you hoped it’d be

The wrong guy, the wrong situation

The right time to roll to me

[–]xalelexx 3 points4 points ago

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Coming this March...

Jude Law and Renee Zellweger in...

The Picnic

[–]dude187 14 points15 points ago*

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These pretzels are makin' me thirsty!

[–]SoapOperaHero 1 point2 points ago

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Was that the George one? I read that as the George one.

[–]manwiththegoldenpun 0 points1 point ago

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these...pretzels... are making me thirsty...

[–]bstampl1 2 points3 points ago

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These pretzels are making me thirsty!

[–]Lafferti 1 point2 points ago

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whats the deal with corn-nuts?

[–]Superfishul 7 points8 points ago

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I think she poopoo her pants

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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She was actually repeatedly hit in the face with a brick in order to prepare for this piece of advertising. It's all retouched these days you know.

[–]szchm 12 points13 points ago

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It looks like her face caught on fire, and someone tried to extinguish it with a bicycle chain.

[–]dirtydirtnap 0 points1 point ago

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... unsuccessfully.

[–]jmac 0 points1 point ago

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I was wondering if that would work. I guess not though.

[–]bean123 1 point2 points ago

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thats a winner

[–]apextek 1 point2 points ago

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Renee Zellweger relevant

[–]dafragsta 1 point2 points ago

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I'm so glad this was the top post.

[–]atomicbuster 0 points1 point ago

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This. I wouldn't be surprised if she was their spokesperson. It all makes sense now.

[–]Bananaman89 110 points111 points ago

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[–]TheBobYouKnow 14 points15 points ago

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I thought it was going to be lemonparty.

[–]FORVICTORY 70 points71 points ago

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Aint no party like a Liz Lemon Party cuz a Liz Lemon Party is mandatory.

[–]queenbrewer 13 points14 points ago

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[–]Trolly_McTrollerson 28 points29 points ago

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[–]AstraAstra 6 points7 points ago

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I actually just spent about twenty minutes watching Liz Lemon clips I saw in the "Related Videos" section.

Thank you.

[–]bdfortin 1 point2 points ago

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Now, download (or buy) every episode. You won't be sorry.

[–]KnifeyJames 8 points9 points ago

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It's not a Lemon party without ol' Dick!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Can't have a lemon party without old dick.

[–]Prooffreader 69 points70 points ago

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I laughed with zest.

[–]dmented7 21 points22 points ago

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This caused peals of laughter.

[–]CantWearHats 12 points13 points ago

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Come on now, this is really taking the pith

[–]nsfwaw 1 point2 points ago

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Laughed like a clown in the citrus

[–]koakreeper 18 points19 points ago

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I need a minute to rind down after that one

[–]theamazingroberto 14 points15 points ago

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let me just squeeze in here

[–]wookiebush 12 points13 points ago

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What juice talkin about Willis?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Quick, we've gotta sieve this thread!

[–]bigbootybitches 2 points3 points ago

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RLWP

[–]wafflesburger 38 points39 points ago

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[–]stratosaurus 31 points32 points ago

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It was hard, but I finished.

[–]MrFairladyz 24 points25 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]milksoy 5 points6 points ago

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It's never hard for me to finish.

[–]retrobust 9 points10 points ago

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I find it easier to finish when it's hard.

[–]brodyqat 14 points15 points ago

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Wow, I've seriously never spent that much time watching babies. They're weird looking little things, aren't they? Strange to think that they'll be people one day.

[–]userdeath 2 points3 points ago

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Shame :(

[–]lavieenrose 2 points3 points ago

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AH does anyone else's mouth water like crazy when you watch stuff like this?

[–]brodyqat 9 points10 points ago

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My mouth watered like crazy just reading your comment.

[–]carlineng 8 points9 points ago

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I'm right there with you -- those babies sure do look tasty.

[–]Peatore 4 points5 points ago

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See I put lemon on after I've cooked them.

[–]fuckdapopo 1 point2 points ago

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Gotta marinate

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That first link, with Bittersweet Symphony in the background. I don't know if it's the music, or the fact is shows one of the inherent commonalities of the human experience, but that video almost moves me to tears.

[–]tightirl1 0 points1 point ago

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...I don't know how you could possibly be moved to tears by that movie. I'm assuming you are a woman? Note, didn't downvote.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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There's so much innocence in it. You can see their expressions change as soon as they pick up the taste, it's a complete surprise to them. Can you remember the last time you saw someone pick up a lemon and bite on it like they would any other piece of fruit, and then laugh as you see how they react? Or do anything so naively and innocently, without a second thought, and then getting such a surprise? It's almost a supernatural experience to them.

And the fact they are from all different ethinicities, from all over the world, and yet there's this little common thread of experience that every human being shares. You don't often see something you can categorically say that almost all humans would have in common, and this is one. The little things unite us.

And no, I'm not a woman. I feel like I should be accusing you of being sexist by assuming that, but I guess that stereotype has a fair basis in reality. I'm a straight guy, and I can't remember the last time I cried at anything that happened in my own life, but probably around 4-5 videos and films that I've ever seen have gotten me close to tears and about 2 songs.

[–]tightirl1 0 points1 point ago

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Fair enough. I am ok with being 'accused' of being sexist; I believe we all are. Stereotyping and forming patterns is hadrwired as it helps us deal with the overwhelming amount of information that we are bombarded with on a constant basis.

[–]crystalbluecurrents 1 point2 points ago

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LOL When I have kids I'm definitely going to do that :P

[–]atephlonoliphont 1 point2 points ago

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worth the lol

[–]evitagen-armak 0 points1 point ago

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I saw several limes in there. ಠ_ಠ Also who put a hole in their babies ear?

[–]Jumba 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty much everyone from Latin America...

[–]potatoscientist 43 points44 points ago

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Me like, please post artist/link. They deserve credit, and I'd like to see any other work too.

[–]Fengtastic 59 points60 points ago

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This is from http://www.galleryoftheabsurd.com/, her other website is http://www.resplendentchaos.com/

She is hilarious and prolific and a friend of mine. Tell her I said hi.

[–]Apollan 7 points8 points ago

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I checked out the gallery of the absurd, and holy shit in-text links batman. Tell her to get rid of all the damn links in her posts, it makes her blog incredibly annoying to read.

Related note I think she is a very talented artist and I am impressed.

[–]LoopyDood 1 point2 points ago

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She can keep those links if she removes the underline and makes them a slightly different colour than the rest of the text (grey rather than blue?).

[–]iamthepants 0 points1 point ago

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In reading your comment, I was expecting popup mouseover advertising, but was actually happy to see that all the links are all related to images/stories that might be considered inspiration for her art. But yes... probably a bit too much.

[–]HolyMackerelBatman 0 points1 point ago

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RSS'd. Cheers!

[–]potatoscientist 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you! I know a number of folks who will enjoy this.

[–]CPTWilly 0 points1 point ago

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galleryoftheabsurd.com is a lot of fun. Great site.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Like most pictures saved to my hard drive, I have no idea where it came from.

[–]Pravusmentis 19 points20 points ago

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lemon face oooooh!

lion face arrrr!

[–]GreatWhiteFork 7 points8 points ago

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Not gonna lie... I was very hesitant to click this. I was expecting a hidden link to something ala lemonparty

[–]Big_Ern 18 points19 points ago

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you know you'd bang her...don't deny it.

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points ago

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there is a big difference between "is she hot" and "would you bang her"

[–]bioskope 8 points9 points ago

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On the other hand, the questions "is she ugly?" and "would you bang her?" would not have much of a difference.

[–]Peatore 9 points10 points ago

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Nope. As someone who has banged a fair amount of ugly girls I can confirm that looks don't matter when you are horny and you aren't much to look at yourself.

[–]JEWPACOLYPSE 2 points3 points ago

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I can attest to this.

[–]bythog 1 point2 points ago

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To each their own. I don't consider myself attractive but I still won't bang ugly girls. I'd rather go without than forgo the few standards I have.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Expensive hobby you've got there.

[–]bythog 0 points1 point ago

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Eh? I don't really pay for snatch, if that's what you are implying.

[–]Big_Ern 7 points8 points ago

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that is very true.

[–]metricphases 2 points3 points ago

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She had me at yellow.

[–]svane 3 points4 points ago

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Renee Zellemon.

[–]gustoid 2 points3 points ago

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That's the one!

[–]apple_kid 1 point2 points ago

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I hoped with all my heart that this would be this.

[–]WildYams 11 points12 points ago

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Does anyone know what caused that? Bad plastic surgery or something? She didn't always look like that.

[–]BlackRaptor 13 points14 points ago

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A lack of professional makeup and lighting.

[–]Atario 2 points3 points ago

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Habitual Gilbert Gottfried impersonations.

[–]istara 2 points3 points ago

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She is part Sami heritage - I can't Wiki link as I'm on AlienBlue sorry - but her looks are actually due to her ethnicity.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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[–]lebigz 2 points3 points ago

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War.. war never changes.

[–]HeyItsMau 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't know that was Renee in Empire Records. I always thought it was Joey Lauren Adams.

[–]vertice 0 points1 point ago

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same thing man.

i'm gonna have to watch it again.

[–]HumbleBeeTuna 2 points3 points ago

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Now someone needs to do the Sarah Jessica Parker Horse Ranch signage...

[–]Travis-Touchdown 2 points3 points ago

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She was fucking hot in Empire Records though.

[–]BigJacob 6 points7 points ago

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Who the fuck is renee zellweger?

[–]50paisa 2 points3 points ago*

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[–]ieatsocks 2 points3 points ago

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Not sure if know! You can go #t=2m38s instead :)

[–]50paisa 0 points1 point ago

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Fixed!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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you complete me?

[–]Mmm_Tots 0 points1 point ago

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I believe it's a type of fruit.

[–]streptomycin 1 point2 points ago

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[–]fuckdapopo 3 points4 points ago

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Oi please don't link to that site again the hivemind hates eBaums

[–]streptomycin 0 points1 point ago

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well, comedy central hates youtube.

[–]philolsophy 1 point2 points ago

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this is older than the internets

[–]lawpoop 1 point2 points ago

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Renee Zellwegger as J K Rowling (played by Tracy Ullman)

[–]caulfieldryecatcher 1 point2 points ago

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this is who'd she play if they made a live-action movie

[–]el_pinata 1 point2 points ago

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You had me at WARGLARGLARGL

[–]mikybee93 1 point2 points ago

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I found this sort of difficult to masturbate to.

[–]WDUK 5 points6 points ago

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No no, this is the face of someone who has had an extreme sour sweet: http://i.imgur.com/zrQ9N.png

[–]Petorie 1 point2 points ago

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Sour sweet?

I just said that phrase out loud, in a very quiet loud voice.

[–]Undermind 2 points3 points ago

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Racists, the lot of you. Zellweger has squinty eyes because she is part Sami. Don't make fun of appearances because of genetic heritage. It is a slippery slop.e

[–]istara 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think people mean to be racist, I just think they're ignorant about her ethnic heritage.

But it has to be said that mocking her squintiness is comparable to mocking an African person for having a wide nose, which I think most of the people mocking Zellweger on here would shrink from.

[–]brett84c 5 points6 points ago

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Funniest thing i've seen in awhile lmao

[–]wafflesburger 1 point2 points ago

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This is the 63rd time I've seen this posted and it's still funny

[–]silveritas 1 point2 points ago

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That is a sour candy!

[–]Zruku 0 points1 point ago

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{10}

[–]ddrt 0 points1 point ago

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[] are what you're looking for. I'm at a [5]

[–]w1red 0 points1 point ago

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I think {} is for how drunk you are.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Does that mean {10} would be dead?

[–]BrianWonderful 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know. Doesn't look that sour to me.

[–]notsoknotty 0 points1 point ago

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Thats exactly what she looks like in Appaloosa!

[–]fnybny 0 points1 point ago

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I love those things... Japanese candy is the best.

[–]nykz3peAt 0 points1 point ago

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Renee Zellweger stole her candy idea from warheads

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]crem 0 points1 point ago

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It doesn't look like it's working...

[–]j33ter 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't know it was possible for her to have a sour face.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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My roommate and I fully had a debate about Renee Zellweger's face earlier today. Reddit is omniscient.

[–]incredibad29 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this and thought it said extreme sour lenon.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I cannot upvote this hard enough.

[–]LemonStealer 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, give those back.

[–]blueberrywine 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, I see she didn't actually eat one, though.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Renee's going to be so mad when she sees this!

[–]growyourmind 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder what she would look like if she tried the candy!

[–]nomtank 0 points1 point ago

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I would've also accepted a picture of Taylor Swift.

[–]Schnitz 0 points1 point ago

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This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

[–]Daburninator 0 points1 point ago*

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I lol'd way too hard at this.

[–]Captainstarbucs 0 points1 point ago

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So that's what Miyamoto has been eating.

[–]citn 0 points1 point ago

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looks like the wife from step brothers!

[–]dunkleheit 0 points1 point ago

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...the best alternative to a face lift

[–]worstluckever 0 points1 point ago

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Christ, has anyone here seen Chicago? She's hot.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Swallow, woman.

[–]sxcamaro 0 points1 point ago

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Derek Jeter would still hit it.

[–]tg989 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny because of her face.

[–]American83 0 points1 point ago

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Extreme Sour Lemon in Cold Mountain.

[–]mastro18 0 points1 point ago

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i think the world woul implode if she ate something sour.

[–]xfluux 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it, why did they put an asian on the package?

[–]thewetcoast 0 points1 point ago

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What do you guys think would happen if a lemon ate Renee Zellweger?

[–]tantobourne 0 points1 point ago

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That so captures the impression I get whenever I look at an image of her smiling.

[–]crass_anon 0 points1 point ago

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When life gave her lemons, she sucked them all dry.

[–]mjkeezy 0 points1 point ago

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Jizz in my pants

[–]GameCranium 0 points1 point ago

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Leonardo DiCaprio "Sour Face" like a boss. relevant

[–]udntsay 0 points1 point ago

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HAHAH I was JUST talking about how her face bugs me to my bf yesterday after watching a movie with her in it. She has the SAME expression ALWAYS.

[–]texlex 0 points1 point ago

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Much better than Julia Roberts Lemon Drops. That shit isn't even remotely sour.

[–]xmod2 0 points1 point ago

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I think Jennifer Garner must eat those whenever she does an emotional scene.

[–]fuzzb0y 0 points1 point ago

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I thought I was going to be witty and comment that the woman looked like Renee Zellweger.

[–]TheJerit 0 points1 point ago

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brilliant

[–]Wrym 0 points1 point ago

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Her third tightest sphincter.

[–]freddiefenster 0 points1 point ago

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Renee Zellweger: like a hamster staring into the sun

[–]Zuratul 0 points1 point ago

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bitch gives a mean BJ I hear though...

[–]serpentjaguar 0 points1 point ago

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Did not expect that at all and got a good belly laugh out of it at a time when I needed it. Damned fine work!

[–]RochelleH 0 points1 point ago

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May I suggest we have a party to celebrate?

[–]throwAwayObama 0 points1 point ago

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that's she face she made when I first licked her butthole

[–]ThirdEy3 0 points1 point ago

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  1. have this exact image on my hard drive for over a year.
  2. check reddit - 1k upvotes
  3. kill self.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Its scary how true to life that is.

[–]fatfook 0 points1 point ago

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That's just set me up for the day. Thanks

[–]wheatconspiracy 0 points1 point ago

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this is going in my /b/ folder

[–]lolnameless 0 points1 point ago

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i did hold it for 5sec

[–]Frankenstooge 0 points1 point ago

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I take it this was after she cut a scene with Tom Cruise?

[–]maxp0wah 0 points1 point ago

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Renee Zellwegger has aged... in cartoon form

[–]gash4cash 0 points1 point ago

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Looks more like candy for blonde asians to me.

[–]tanskies 0 points1 point ago

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As someone who loves lemons I'm sure I've made this face more than once.

[–]euphoricpeace 0 points1 point ago

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hahahaha i wish those were real. that's fuckin' hilarious.

[–]maxysaxy 0 points1 point ago

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oh damn i laughed so hard haha and then i almost felt a little bit ashamed of myself...

[–]misslurk 0 points1 point ago

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Why is this getting so many upvotes? It's old as fuck.

[–]Xinek 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, thats funny.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This has to be a new rage face, it just has to

[–]abienz 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder what Renee Zellweger looks like when she sucks on a sour lemon?

[–]thecrikster 0 points1 point ago

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I hate Renee Zellweger.

That is all.

[–]crazypnut 0 points1 point ago

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"Uglier than Renee Zellweger in mid-sneeze."

[–]Philly_mktg 0 points1 point ago

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I used to eat those all the time wen I was still a little there's a technique in eating this just put it between your teeth and cheek and leave it for 30-40-50 seconds then it tastes like a normal candy,try it...

[–]wooha 0 points1 point ago

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"who the hell is renee zell..weger?"

[–]yotz 0 points1 point ago

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As you can see, I have created a lemon ball so sour, it can only be safely contained in a magnetic field. The candy, known as 77X42 is -- hey! Where the hell's the candy?

[–]haddock420 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Mofodelux 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else expect this post to be a picture of old people? I almost didn't click the link

[–]aedile 0 points1 point ago

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When life gives you lemons, just say "fuck lemons" and bail.

[–]sfitz0076 0 points1 point ago

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Poor Renee. I heard she's like one of the nicest people in Hollywood.

[–]Dirtpig 0 points1 point ago

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She always looks like someone farted...

[–]dmsuperman 0 points1 point ago

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how many times am I going to have to look at this fucking image

[–]B-Rex 0 points1 point ago

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Ugh I hate her!

[–]nio151 0 points1 point ago

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ME GUSTA

[–]pfernando27 0 points1 point ago

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I luaghed to hard at this.

[–]crass0405 -1 points0 points ago

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OMG they've captured ol' scrunchy-face perfectly! Why anyone ever thought she was good looking is completely beyond me.

[–]temujin64 0 points1 point ago

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Ahem... Repost.

[–]zhylo 0 points1 point ago

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Since you've obviously been on reddit for 365 consecutive days, could you at least post your "proof".

For we are mere mortals, whom have not laiden our eyes on this depicture...

[–]temujin64 0 points1 point ago

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Unfortunately the original Reddit link is no longer available.

However, here is the original link:

http://i.imgur.com/zcO95l.jpg

I can tell you that it was posted around the 10th of January 2010, which is when I posted it to my Facebook page.

[–]renesisxx -2 points-1 points ago

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We should have a lemon party!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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In case you're not familiar with "Lemon party", let this comment serve as an EXTREME NSFW warning for the above user's comment.

[–]RochelleH 3 points4 points ago

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This is Reddit. Most of us are more familiar with this than the general population is.