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[–]nillawafers 6 points7 points ago

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i saw this today
it was on somebody's shirt
you thieving bitch-boy

[–]JamesonNeat 1 point2 points ago

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I have said T-shirt. I got it on Threadless. However, the shirt did not have a picture on it, just the text.

[–]TerribleMusketeer 1 point2 points ago

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It's already my wallpaper, so I felt a bit like X-zibit when I opened the image

[–]TerribleMusketeer 0 points1 point ago

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I already have it as a background, so I felt a bit like X-zibit when I opened the image

[–]negativecare 2 points3 points ago

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Papyrus? ಠ_ಠ

[–]CoffeePoweredRobot 0 points1 point ago

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And cutout filter? ಠ_ಠ

[–]MrSaturnDingBoing 2 points3 points ago

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The plural of haiku is haiku!

[–]LineOfSight 1 point2 points ago

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THANK YOU for this.

[–]mcgosd 1 point2 points ago

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Yay for m3 b3ing an aw3som3 sp3ll3r! Or som3thing...

[–]Pataracksbeard 2 points3 points ago

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Oh! The crunchy joy!
Oh! The salty elation!
Cashews in a can.

[–]Asyia 1 point2 points ago

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I clicked on the link

Thinking it might be funny

But boy was I wrong

[–]linksrd008 1 point2 points ago

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Bacon and Syrup

Mixing in my oatmeal bowl

breakfast betrays me!

[–]wrightaboutit 1 point2 points ago*

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Let's put down our guns
Peace and safety are better
Okay, you go first

[–]Jowitz 1 point2 points ago*

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"Where is the bacon?"
His response was simply,
"Refrigerator"

[–]guitarfixer 0 points1 point ago

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This is not a haiku

[–]Jowitz 0 points1 point ago

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I think I wrote that on Ambien if that's any excuse. Fixed though.

[–]guitarfixer 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds like a good excuse to me. Also, good fix.

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[–]speddog 1 point2 points ago

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502

[–]Hamster_Huey 0 points1 point ago

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worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Swell! (1/17th of a complimentary haiku just for you)

[–]adorabledork -1 points0 points ago

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Isn't this a Demitri Martin joke?