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This is kinda creepy (i.imgur.com)

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[–]cooter__1 60 points61 points ago

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OMG Turbo Teen I remember this cartoon. He would turn into a car when he was hot and to change back he needed to cool down. It sucked when he had to go to the bathroom cus he shat a tire iron once and a pair of jumper cables.

[–]Kumivene 19 points20 points ago

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wat...?

[–]cooter__1 8 points9 points ago

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Really! True Story.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Well at least I already know what my nightmares will be now. Thanks.

[–]cens337 6 points7 points ago

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Turbo Teen, because executives thought kids wanted to be a transformer. I for one approved of this crappy cartoon when I was a kid.

[–]I_LICK_DOG_COCKS 2 points3 points ago

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Did he ever get ridden by the ladies?

[–]Toptomcat 0 points1 point ago

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I wanted to post something snarky about them stealing the idea from Ranma 1/2, but apparently it predates it. Huh.

[–]pensee_idee 1 point2 points ago

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Turbo Teen was awsome!

[–]pensee_idee -5 points-4 points ago

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Turbo Teen was awsome!

[–]sneakycolombiano 23 points24 points ago

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Dat ass

[–]vanillab 23 points24 points ago

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Datsun ass

[–]smokecat20 1 point2 points ago

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A lot of jank in dat trank.

[–]themill 22 points23 points ago

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Bitten by a were-car?

[–]AverageHero 0 points1 point ago

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saw that episode not to long ago

[–]Longwaytofall 13 points14 points ago

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Oh god it's like the last time I used salvia.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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People MADE that

[–]UNITBlackArchive 7 points8 points ago

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The one piece of Turbo Teen merchandise was a model kit by Monogram. They took an existing Go-bots model and replaced the robot head with that of a human.

So not only was the cartoon creepy, but now you had this disembodied human head glued on a robot body.. They even forgot to change the text on the box, which refers to him as a Robot..

Here's the pics: http://www.collectiondx.com/blog_entry/the_enthusiast/turbo_teen

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[–]pensee_idee 2 points3 points ago

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Oh man, I loved Mighty Orbots!

[–]jacobpellegren 2 points3 points ago

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That's some quality animation right there.

[–]EasterEggs 5 points6 points ago

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I need a TF2 spray of this.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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That's psychological warfare!

[–]zip_000 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently you can only do about 5 frames for animated TF2 gifs. This one has about 80 frames, so you'd have to lose most of the animation.

[–]ionian 3 points4 points ago

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I like how his balls turn into the diff. Look again.

[–]brlito 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah you would look there first.

[–]_timmie_ 0 points1 point ago

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omg can't unsee :(

[–]kdamp 7 points8 points ago

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Worst transformer ever.

[–]sprucenoose 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like it works for him - he seems to get quite a smile on his face before he completes his transformation.

[–]shimmerisle 2 points3 points ago

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He turned into Quagmire for a bit there

[–]surf4fun 1 point2 points ago

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Back dat ass up.

[–]theoctopusdoctor 1 point2 points ago

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Where's the tail pipe?

[–]Royd 1 point2 points ago

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i prefer this

[–]chibihost 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking the same thing! I never realized how little sense that movie made until years after my child hood

[–]blastfemur 1 point2 points ago

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BTW, that's the original Lancia Stratos Zero by Marcello Gandini of Bertone

[–]Royd 1 point2 points ago

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cool!

[–]blastfemur 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for the clip; I've never seen that film. MJ apparently had great taste in cars!

[–]Royd 1 point2 points ago

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he turns into a spaceship near the end of the film thanks to another shooting star. This is right after he turns into a robot. Bet you don't know the models of those!

[–]blastfemur 0 points1 point ago*

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uh oh - now I won't be able to get to sleep tonight until I track down those model names. Must....Know...It...All....!!!

(edit: youtubers seem to agree that the robot is "Poptimus Prime")

[–]thebirdthebirds 1 point2 points ago

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TETSUOOOO

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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But it's even better reversed.

http://reversegif.com/lw8

[–]Gorignak 1 point2 points ago

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Incredible Turbo Teen

[–]TallestSkil 0 points1 point ago

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I'm curious as to his intentions for the abundant, potentially useless contents of his trunk.

[–]sprucenoose 1 point2 points ago

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You don't want to know what that transformed into.

[–]TallestSkil 1 point2 points ago

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Well, I rather wonder what he is going to do with all of that junk, all of that junk, you see, inside his trunk.

[–]sprucenoose 0 points1 point ago

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He's going to make you relax. Make you relax inside of his comfortable sedan.

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[–]Socially_Awesome 1 point2 points ago

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By the way he's posed on all four, I wouldn't be surprised if he does.

[–]Secret555 0 points1 point ago

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Man what memories. I always loved the bad guy "Off Road Black Truck Guy" I think he was called.

[–]Gredelston 0 points1 point ago

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Check out the junk in THAT guy's trunk.

[–]tallwookie 0 points1 point ago

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is that guy a were-car or a transformer?

[–]tunda213 0 points1 point ago

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that's not the only thing he uses his elongating powers for..

[–]a_pound_of_blow 0 points1 point ago

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"Pull over, girl, 'cause that ass too fat."

[–]Staulphin 0 points1 point ago

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WTF subreddit material

[–]bag-o-tricks 0 points1 point ago

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Kinda?

[–]daesoph 0 points1 point ago

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Well hello WereCar. So nice to see you.

[–]sneakycheese 0 points1 point ago

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Redefines my view of "booty".

[–]boyboyboyboy 0 points1 point ago

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Hey that is so cool I wish it would happen to my dog at times!!!!!

[–]TheJMoore 0 points1 point ago

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Dang, he gotta DONK!

[–]starchmandrake 0 points1 point ago

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Holy fucking zombie Jesus.

[–]irish_toys 0 points1 point ago

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DAT A-- Oh.. OHHH.

[–]mikas36 0 points1 point ago

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GET INSIDE ME

[–]LGABoarder 0 points1 point ago

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♫He got dumps like a truck, truck, truck...♫

[–]jackele 0 points1 point ago

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FINALLY, rule 34 has caught up with me

[–]Fideon 0 points1 point ago

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what do you mean by creepy I do it all time, I thought everyone did it too. no?.. my mom lies to me :'(

[–]alfalfasprouts 0 points1 point ago

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Please tell me he had a creepy uncle who turned into a big, windowless van.

[–]zip_000 0 points1 point ago

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I loved this show when I was a kid.

[–]YJLTG 0 points1 point ago

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I just hope it's not a Manual transmission

[–]poopsahoy 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cD0LW-YyVI&NR=1&feature=fvwp#t=0m45s

[–]Osiris32 0 points1 point ago

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This is the new definition of "Junk in the Trunk."

[–]Arcon1337 -1 points0 points ago

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Relevant

[–]gmaher2 -2 points-1 points ago

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