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[–]HitTheGymAndLawyerUp 7 points8 points ago

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BRB filing patents.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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that would be unreal!

The sex, or the one way mirrors?

[–]skulllord129 44 points45 points ago

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Only to fap in.

[–]blackbright 47 points48 points ago

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Oh God, I just realized you could stare at all the hot ladies walking past and fap it without any repercussions. It would be like being invisible!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Woah, this post should be the top comment.

[–]bvanman 1 point2 points ago

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Let the great experiment BEGIN!

[–]prollyjustsomeweirdo 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my...freaking genius! On the downside, you have to put up with old ladies and men walking by.

[–]OleSlappy 11 points12 points ago

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The true masturbatourium.

[–]NonPermissive 28 points29 points ago

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I'd figure out where to stare so it looks like I'm making eye contact with them, then make everyone who uses it very uncomfortable.

[–]diskfurnace 6 points7 points ago

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I'm sure this would quickly become a regular form of entertainment for me. Wait for someone to enter the stall then me and 6 other people come up and start pointing and laughing at the mirrored surface.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I'd bring my huge DSLR out, make myself comfortable and just shoot over and over directly at that one sweet spot.

[–]geotagger[S] 22 points23 points ago

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Imagine when someone would check themselves out on the mirror side

[–]cptmikebeard 28 points29 points ago

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Now imagine that person having epic tits.

[–]Logica12 10 points11 points ago

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self-blumpkin time

[–]GoodLordigans 83 points84 points ago

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Not me, my sphincter would slam shut like a misunderstood teenager's door.

[–]Zallarion 5 points6 points ago*

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Yeah, me too. I even have trouble peeing at a urinal.. I don't think I could pull this off. This could work with a girl doing it though?

[–]breaksomething 8 points9 points ago

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I'm female, and I would use it. It would freak me out a little, but it's kind of cool knowing what's happening outside. Only for peeing though.

[–]ipn8bit 15 points16 points ago

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I'm a male and I would have sex in there

[–]breaksomething 7 points8 points ago

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Without a doubt I would have sex in there.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I would have sex in there but I'm not sure if I could pee.

[–]BobFrapples2 0 points1 point ago

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You're self conscious about peeing but not having sex?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah. That threw me off too.

[–]gfail 1 point2 points ago

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Be proud of your pee.

[–]DukeSeventyOne 16 points17 points ago

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So... what happens at night, exactly?

[–]Dreamerr 7 points8 points ago

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As it get later people lose their inhibitions.

[–]BeTheUnstoppable 9 points10 points ago

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I don't know, I'd wanna try, but I can't help thinking there would be some prank involved. Like maybe a huge light would be turned on inside once I start pooping and the mirrors would be reversed. yup, that's what would happend

[–]Eadwyn 3 points4 points ago

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Maybe something like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJIcvqNQfYU

[–]Dislexsick 1 point2 points ago

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I'd personally be furious if this were to happen to me, so many things to go wrong, especially the water one - at the very least destroying my mobile phone and (partially?) contents of my wallet

[–]BeTheUnstoppable 0 points1 point ago

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and now my fears are realized, I am now certain that I wont try it ... if it's cold out

[–]patthebear 0 points1 point ago

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TIL That Japanese toilets are long and narrow...weird.

[–]BeTheUnstoppable 2 points3 points ago

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*happen, my apologies

[–]Im_a_gringo 7 points8 points ago

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There's an edit button, you know.

[–]BeTheUnstoppable 3 points4 points ago

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... well, it's too late for that now. Good to know though, thanks.

[–]silvasun 4 points5 points ago

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There's a delete button, you know.

[–]0hmyscience 1 point2 points ago

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lol, this is awesome. I wish I could get a link to this thread only.

[–]thisisyourfather 4 points5 points ago

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There's a permalink button, you know.

[–]YHZ 2 points3 points ago

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Your comment is offensive.

[–]BerickCook 2 points3 points ago

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Own the happend

[–]Albel 10 points11 points ago

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This is a two way mirror right? If you go up close to them and like darken the area you wanna see, you can see through them. Just a heads up to those that didn't know.

[–]BeTheUnstoppable 3 points4 points ago

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that would look so weird/silly/creepy from the inside

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Couldn't that be solved with two layers with about an inch between them?

[–]farsightxr20 0 points1 point ago

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How does this even work, anyways? Don't two-way/one-way mirrors only work if the viewing side is dark? It's clearly as bright as outside in the picture...

[–]animal_chin 5 points6 points ago

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I would unless it was in Japan. I don't want to star in some crazy Japanese candid camera.

[–]Caramel_Chew_Chew 5 points6 points ago

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I'd love it. I'd start waving my nob at people. I could shit, and think "I'm sitting in what feels like broad daylight, taking a massive dump, and no-one cares".

[–]jonthedoors 2 points3 points ago

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Although I'm one of those people who get 'pee shy', I'd love to use this.

[–]king_of_the_universe 2 points3 points ago

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Hint: Those are never truly opaque.

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[–]WeDontGiveAShit -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]SHUT_THE_FUCK_UP 1 point2 points ago

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[](http://)

[–]gonorrhea_nodule 0 points1 point ago*

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[–]Shigglyboo 1 point2 points ago

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I would pee, poop and/or have sex in there. Haven't seen one in my town though, unfortunately.

[–]boxfire 1 point2 points ago

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Stand outside looking in, like I can see inside. Maybe even with a camera, just to scare the shit out of the occupants

[–]BobFrapples2 0 points1 point ago

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im more likely to do this than actually use it.

[–]crazyjimmy 1 point2 points ago

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There is no way I could use that. I would be convinced that the mirror effect disappears when I get in there and that everyone was watching me poop.

[–]xanderzeshredmeister 1 point2 points ago

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It'd be a whole new level of fapping.

[–]whighamz 1 point2 points ago

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seems to me like it would be about 300 million degrees inside of there

[–]animal_chin 1 point2 points ago

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The mirrors are reflecting on the outside. It should be much cooler in there than outside actually.

[–]Vlacid 1 point2 points ago

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Loving the box of tissues in it, as if they know exactly what it's there for.

[–]zkamy 1 point2 points ago

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i can see some perv jerkin off in there...lookin at others...ofcourse not me :)

[–]Tilduke 1 point2 points ago

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The problem with this is that one way glass isn't actually one way. It is all to do with relative light levels between the sides. So for example at night time or when someone pushes their face right against the glass they could see inside. It's like a race to see who can run up to the glass and look and who can wipe and pull their pants up first.

[–]lovely91210 1 point2 points ago

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I asked my mom if she would and she said hell no!

[–]kebert-xela 1 point2 points ago

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I've used a restaurant bathroom with glass walls that are completely transparent when it's unoccupied but fog up when you enter...does that count?

[–]NonPermissive 0 points1 point ago

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The Kleenex is a nice touch.

[–]KWoodpb8 0 points1 point ago

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LOL i would do ALL kinds of things in there

[–]Vendi 0 points1 point ago

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Not only would I use it I would jizz all over it.

[–]TickleMyDickle 0 points1 point ago

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I would do so many nasty things inside one of those.

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I can just picture silvasun secretly smearing his balls all over the inside of the glass in the direction of women.

[–]silvasun 0 points1 point ago

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You would.

[–]QuintonFlynn 0 points1 point ago

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I would check the stall, remember the location of the toiler, then wait for the first customer. When they're in there I'd walk up with a shitfaced look and stare directly at where the toilet is.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I would sit inside and masturbate voraciously as hot women walked by.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The number of guys with this response makes me slightly afraid to go outside.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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you will have to speak louder i'm afraid fap fap *fap

[–]GirlOverboard 0 points1 point ago

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I'm already paranoid that somehow I am being watched whenever I'm on a regular public toilet. I couldn't handle this.

[–]FatStig 0 points1 point ago

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I have.

[–]blackbright 0 points1 point ago

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I couldn't, I'm pee shy even in a wooden urinal.

[–]insideman83 0 points1 point ago

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It'd turn into the masturbation booth rather quickly.

[–]anderson7 0 points1 point ago

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it would be funny if just one of these was glass only. lure everyone into a false sense of security then BAM you're shitting in a glass box and everyone's watching.

[–]escapist87 0 points1 point ago

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Only if I really knew that no one could see me, and if that thought was reassured 100 fold. It would be a crazy feeling having 20 people staring at the mirror box while you watched them all during a shit....

Fuck it, I'd go for it.

[–]bAZtARd 0 points1 point ago

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I would, if I could. If you know what I mean...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Smoking a bowl in one of those while taking a shit and fapping. That is my new goal in life.

[–]yabaininja 0 points1 point ago

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REVOLUTIONARY! For the first time you can crap and look at people at the same time. Where is it?

[–]hardc0ded 0 points1 point ago

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I read that they got rid of these because they were being used by drug dealers and street walkers.

[–]Ryan7456 0 points1 point ago

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i would...

[–]BetterDaysAhead -1 points0 points ago

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I could do #1 but definitely not #2.

[–]DanielJK42 -1 points0 points ago

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I told work people about this, one old guy, who's conversations usually revolve around hookers, offered that he'd go in and masturbate in one. I couldn't even act surprised, it fit with his character so well.

[–]MattaU 0 points1 point ago

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sexual addiction is sad :(

[–]hooly -3 points-2 points ago

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I am certain that there would be a light bright enough, possibly even car headlights on high beam, that would illuminate the contents of the room...and it would be hilarious.

[–]terriblecomic 4 points5 points ago

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That's not how those mirrors work.

[–]Windle_Poons -2 points-1 points ago

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I would use it even if it were completely transparent.