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World's Coolest Backyard (i.imgur.com)

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[–]jayfreak1023 117 points118 points ago

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Until it rains.

[–]greengoddess 28 points29 points ago

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Then a bear appears.

[–]Damaband41 28 points29 points ago

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And he sits on your own fucking futon watching all your movies

[–]just_a_human 7 points8 points ago

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Eating all your fucking poppcorn

[–]SweetNeo85 18 points19 points ago

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And all your regular popcorn.

[–]youknowsomeguy 6 points7 points ago

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And starts hitting on your girlfriend.

[–]seriously_disturbed 0 points1 point ago

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And then poops on your face!!!

[–]PooPooDooDoo 6 points7 points ago

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And he shits in the woods.

[–]jayfreak1023 4 points5 points ago

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And then your Oreo pudding is less appetizing.

[–]wkdown 3 points4 points ago

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and wipes his ass with the rabbit (source)

Back when he was a funny motherfucker

[–]BringTheStealth 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't even need to click the link. Such an amazing stand up show. Raw and Delirious were his finest hours. :)

[–]mac_user_1783349403 1 point2 points ago

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The bears... They can smell the menstruation!

[–]crimsonsentinel 7 points8 points ago

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There is no rain in Southern California!

[–]jayfreak1023 2 points3 points ago

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Until you get robbed.

Better?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wasn't that a Simon & Garfunkle song?

[–]dirtymoney 0 points1 point ago

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are there mosquitoes?

[–]sideways8 0 points1 point ago

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BULLSHIT

[–]ashwinmudigonda 2 points3 points ago

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I was going to go with Suddenly, rain

[–]jayfreak1023 1 point2 points ago

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But see, mine is a continuation of the OPs headline.

World's Coolest Back Yard, Until It Rains.

See. That works...

World's Coolest Back Yard, Suddenly, rain

...Doesn't. Just sayin'

[–]bijibijmak 1 point2 points ago

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Until a fucking spider falls on your face! Until ants invade you legs!

[–]bakuretsu 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to say... Then it becomes one of your most expensive mistakes.

[–]smurfpopulation 0 points1 point ago

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Word for word exactly what I was going to comment. I think I'm on reddit too much....

[–]Jaquestrap 0 points1 point ago

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That furniture is waterproof. They sell lots of waterproof furniture for outdoor setups just like this.

[–]jayfreak1023 0 points1 point ago

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The popcorn isn't waterproof.

[–]moonofcheese 46 points47 points ago

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I am from Minnesota, when I see this all I can think about are the bugs

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[–]JtothePLO 5 points6 points ago

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I am from southern Idaho, when I see this all I can think about is I_RAPE_CATS.

And I don't know why.

[–]I_RAPE_CATS 18 points19 points ago

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There's a little bit of me in everything.

[–]guitmusic11 8 points9 points ago

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There's a little bit of me in every cat

FTFY

[–]hereitcomeswaitforit 0 points1 point ago

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she sees what you did there

[–]RichardBachman 2 points3 points ago

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I remember when we got our house. We thought it was so cool to have a nice deck to go hang out on on those warm summer nights. First night out lasted about 30 minutes before we were all covered in mosquito bites.

[–]mattindustries 1 point2 points ago

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The only ones that tend to really get to me here are the mosquitoes. When are we going to eradicate them from existence?

[–]sideways8 0 points1 point ago

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The day before we eradicate ourselves from existence: http://www.cracked.com/article_17481_the-5-most-hated-creatures-planet-dont-deserve-it.html

[–]mattindustries 0 points1 point ago

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I would rather trust the research of my little brother than cracked.com Other places mention how mention how everything would work out alright. Granted both lack knowledge the ability to see into the future, but sometimes it is worth the risk. I'm game.

[–]blackcasper 0 points1 point ago

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im a MN resident too. (insert any BRO/BRAH whats up comment). yes, the bugs are terrible but theres ways to reduce the whole mosquito population from raiding your outdoors but once one is all covered up in white hazmat suits and you got your tiki torches that ward bugs, then i think youll be fine. oh yes. dont forget the ZAPPER.

[–]onionhammer 1 point2 points ago

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I'm from MN too!

DUDE do you know Steve?

[–]blackcasper 0 points1 point ago

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TOTALLY. i know a Steve too, small world man.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wasn't that an Alice Cooper song?

[–]Mr_Ballyhoo -1 points0 points ago

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And this is where I shamelessly plug my brothers company JT Skeeter Beater

[–]kafro 19 points20 points ago

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Make the outdoors better by making them more like the indoors!

[–]shnuffy 24 points25 points ago

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Make the outdoors better by making them comfortable, much like what we do with our indoors for obvious reasons.

[–]soggit 2 points3 points ago

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or are they making their indoors better by making them more like the outdoors?

[–]BringTheStealth 2 points3 points ago

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M I N D F U C K

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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That is one pretty looking Mosquito farm!

[–]AuntieSocial 11 points12 points ago

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Until Hollywood lawyers descend on your ass and sue you for every square foot of carefully maintained sod you own for holding public performances of copyrighted movies. Ah, the American Dream....

[–]Jigsus 0 points1 point ago

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Does that actually happen? I know the TOS says it will happen but does it?

[–]AuntieSocial 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, the music guys sued some mom for recording her toddler dancing to music on their tv (in the background) then posting the video to YouTube. Generally speaking, once you get past a 55" screen, legally you're entering the realm of public performance, especially if you've got friends over. You'll probably get lucky and no one will notice. But I wouldn't post the invites on Facebook.

[–]jsunderland 3 points4 points ago

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Skymall is awesome!

[–]Personality2of5 2 points3 points ago

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Inside-Outside House - with booze on tap!

[–]stopsucking 1 point2 points ago

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NSFW!! I saw ankle!

[–]w2tpmf 2 points3 points ago

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This would make a cool den.... THIS has to be the coolest backyard.

[–]rocko66 2 points3 points ago

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Where can I buy those futons?

[–]kvachon 1 point2 points ago

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They just look like regular ikea futon covers propped up on a tree and on a makeshift stand.

[–]Fultjack 0 points1 point ago

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The picture screams ikea, and if that is the case all the stuff you see is sold by them.

[–]ZBeeblebrox 2 points3 points ago

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Geez, whats with all the bug comments? Do you people never go outside in the summer? a little bug spray, some citronella candles and your good to go. I would assume that this stuff is either waterproof or could be taken inside. It looks awesome to me. Since I have a projector I might consider doing something like this over the summer.

[–]chrysrobyn 0 points1 point ago

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I'm in central Texas. A little bug spray and some citronella candles are not going to make that a pleasant experience.

[–]agnostic_reflex 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know - I like the outdoors for not being the indoors.

[–]giveitago 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like pier 1 exploded.

[–]mojo_ca 1 point2 points ago

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If I had this backyard and I lived in an area where it doesn't get cold and I didn't have hay fever and I didn't hate bugs, I'd be out there all the time.

[–]correctsequence 1 point2 points ago

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What are those couch things called and where can I find them?

[–]oryano 0 points1 point ago

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"Futon mattress propped up against a tree"

Find them at futon mattress outlets everywhere.

[–]correctsequence 0 points1 point ago

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:(

[–]adamjt 1 point2 points ago

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The picture itself is well-done, but it looks like this could be accomplished with a single trip to IKEA, stopping at your local electronics Big Box for a projector on the way back. Also you'd have to bring it all inside every night because none of that is outdoor furniture/lighting.

[–]nuckle 1 point2 points ago

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"I want to go to there"

[–]crazybehind 1 point2 points ago

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Liz!

[–]chrysrobyn 3 points4 points ago

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I can almost see the mosquitoes circling.

[–]andrewsmith1986 1 point2 points ago

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Would be pretty easy to rig up.

[–]Plow_King 1 point2 points ago

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there is no bar, fail.

[–]bakuretsu 2 points3 points ago

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I can't believe these Puritanical teetotalers are downvoting you.

The five beersI'vejust had are upvoting theshit outtat this.

[–]Plow_King 0 points1 point ago

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eh, who wants a bunch of uptight aholes in my backyard ? if i had a back yard that is.

[–]Chubbstock 1 point2 points ago

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weather permitting...

[–]raginmund 0 points1 point ago

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Rain and bugs. Ruined.

[–]blackcasper 0 points1 point ago

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i would have to disagree. im sure it looked just fine before the crew of extreme makeover decided to invade.

[–]yip_yip_yip_uh_huh 0 points1 point ago

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I like to think that movie is a documentary narrated by Morgan Freeman.

"And then, the old green truck drove down the road, wheels turning, engine tapping away, as the sun set on its vintage whitewall tires..."

[–]Crawlerado 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Giada'sbackyard?

[–]phd1969 0 points1 point ago

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Needs a hookah.

[–]autopsyturvy 0 points1 point ago

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i'd get bored just staring at a painting of a truck

[–]OMGBeez 0 points1 point ago

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challenge accepted.

[–]zeppelinfromled 0 points1 point ago

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Raise those seats up off the ground and I'm with you.

[–]JtothePLO 0 points1 point ago

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"Hey, we have this awesome back yard full of nature and things to do, like move our bodies. Wanna lie down and watch a fucking movie?"

[–]CFDGKH 0 points1 point ago

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Just change the movie to Fast Five.

[–]LedZeppelin 0 points1 point ago

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I have a projector set up on my roof-deck where I frequently watch movies, stargaze, and sleep. So peaceful

[–]Budlight_Man 0 points1 point ago

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IKEA goes outdoors.

[–]theorangeone35 0 points1 point ago

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More like Pottery Barn.

[–]bigmeech 0 points1 point ago

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looks like a swingers' joint

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Where are those mattresses from?

[–]digitalxn3 0 points1 point ago

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My backyard has some serious shit in there. Im serious dog shit all over that

[–]furmat60 0 points1 point ago

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I can think of some really awesome things to do with some members of the opposite sex in that backyard.

[–]Ellemeno 0 points1 point ago

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It looks so relaxing.

[–]bs333 0 points1 point ago

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Nature-check. T.V.-check. Stupid Lights-Check. Beer-.......

[–]Ylikone 0 points1 point ago

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looks like a scene from secondlife

[–]drop24 0 points1 point ago

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Surrounded by nature. Watch TV.

[–]AbeLouDog 0 points1 point ago

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I ain't got much of a back yard, but in my opinion, I have the greatest front yard in the world.

[–]wurtis16 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome movie guys, now lets spend 45 minutes cleaning up all the shit from the backyard and packing it away making tonight fucking miserable.

[–]knivesforapro 0 points1 point ago

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This looks like pottery barn.

[–]Spacelab 0 points1 point ago

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What is this mosquito-free part of the world?

As a Canadian....this makes no sense to me

[–]Sarchtastic 0 points1 point ago

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I'd much rather have this one

[–]drplump 0 points1 point ago

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The only thing in the picture not in 90% of backyards is the tree. Everything else is just stuff. If this was set up in your backyard you would use it like 2 times.

[–]pieromod 0 points1 point ago

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i'm so hoping that those are popcorns

[–]RonsterWVU 0 points1 point ago

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I want to see what the house looks like...

[–]GreyInkling 0 points1 point ago

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inb4 it rains.

[–]fancy-chips -1 points0 points ago

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Derr di derr lets watch a movie about dumb old trucks huhuhuh derrr

[–]BringTheStealth 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking Hipsters

[–]Bagel -1 points0 points ago

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Look how much fucking popcorn that is? Who eats that much popcorn? How many bags is that?! ridiculous!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You're supposed to share

[–]Bagel 0 points1 point ago

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With the entire neighborhood?

[–]nicholmikey -1 points0 points ago

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I project onto the house while I float around my pool so HA.

[–]rxmerry -1 points0 points ago

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i guess in this world there aren't mosquitoes.

[–]cumdogbillionaire -1 points0 points ago

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Not pictured: tons of fucking insects.

[–]OBGuyNo -1 points0 points ago

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I would puke if I had to see this shit outside of my window every night

[–]killtimehere -1 points0 points ago

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This is my idea of an awesome backyard. Travis Pastrana's.

http://www.shortform.com/killtimehere/my/travis-pastrana-my-backyard-hq?utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=web

[–]Dr_Boner -2 points-1 points ago

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no this is really gay

[–]livetheride112 -1 points0 points ago

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i beg to differ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDeSmzMlHA4

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for that vid link.

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