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[–]wanderer91 29 points30 points ago

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Why does this make me disproportionately happy?

[–]formulaic 5 points6 points ago

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Combination of a cute animal smiling, anthropomorphism, and getting a simple, happy message, when you were expecting some dark punchline.

Hopefully the fact that these are all ultimately reducible to evolutionary pressures doesn't get you down. (P.S. altruism is a lie, you're a monster).

[–]MrsBadExample 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know, but I'm the same way here.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Am I the only one who doesn't understand what the fuck is going on here?

[–]mancusod 2 points3 points ago

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The turtle is a salesman, see. And he's trying to sell you encyclopedias.

Because turtles love encyclopedias.

[–]Kensin 2 points3 points ago

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The turtle is a salesman, see. And he's trying to shell you encyclopedias.

FTTY

[–]No_name_Johnson 2 points3 points ago

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Wait a second...turtles don't like encyclopedias! No, no, no something's wrong here...

[–]wind_up_bird 2 points3 points ago

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nope. i'm in your boat on this one.

[–]kibble 9 points10 points ago

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Maybe it's a briefcase and he's going on vacation?

It all makes sense to Meth Turtle.

[–]DefaultPlayer 0 points1 point ago

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Not even once.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's like I'm right about to fall asleep then -this guy- comes along all smiling and shit and I'm awake for 3 days.

Thanks, Meth Turtle

[–]markpelly 6 points7 points ago

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Working hard? or hardly working?

[–]AylaRolo[S] 10 points11 points ago

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He's a turtle, he can do whatever the fuck he likes :D

[–]superpolarbear 2 points3 points ago

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everybody stand back the turtle has a bomb

[–]MissMister 2 points3 points ago

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At first I was afraid that turtle might have a bad day, but then I saw the little smile on his face and felt much better about the whole situation.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is a great cartoon.

[–]RADOOZIE 1 point2 points ago*

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You're not allowed to make me feel happy, turtle; you go about your business, I'll go about mine.

[–]saucedog 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Mixxx 1 point2 points ago

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I like turtles!

[–]LibrarySurvivor 1 point2 points ago

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It's turtles all the way down.

[–]UnimpressiveUsername 0 points1 point ago

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You must remember to pause at the end of each line for maximal effect. But seriously, why is this so good? Is this the "would you kindly" of the real world? WHY IS THIS THE BEST THING EVER?!?!

[–]Milpooool 0 points1 point ago

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That's just ridiculous, who would hire a turtle?

[–]saintstryfe 0 points1 point ago

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another post that's 50% funnier read in Mitch Hedburg's voice.

[–]removethecontext 0 points1 point ago

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Reread that in Christopher Walken's voice. Now, please.

[–]themindtaker 0 points1 point ago

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Hehehe. What's the source?

Looks a little like toothpaste for dinner?

[–]BuffNStuff 0 points1 point ago

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Day is officially made. Thank you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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I'll get that bitch a briefcase. Bitches love briefcases.

[–]redsnappa 0 points1 point ago

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Best picture I've seen all week by far

[–]SenatorJ0eBiden -3 points-2 points ago

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awesome