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[–]concernedpasserby 33 points34 points ago

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aaaand here come the flowcharts

[–]headasplodes 50 points51 points ago

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[–]draezal 2 points3 points ago

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which episode is this?

[–]YSSMAN 16 points17 points ago

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The one where they sit in the bar and Barney talks about sex.

[–]milksteaktogo 2 points3 points ago

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the one with the charts/graphs intervention

[–]Pure13Valencia 1 point2 points ago

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Most specifically, it's this episode.

[–]SCSweeps 6 points7 points ago

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the charts must flow.

[–]hoeilaart 1 point2 points ago

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And no forking!!!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I said this in the voice of the announcer in that one Simpsons episode after Whitey Ford started pleading with the crowd to maintain some sense of dignity, and got barraged with pretzels.

[–]CXI 14 points15 points ago

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Surely there should be another branch for if she does not have apple bottom jeans (nor boots with the fur), but does have baggy sweat pants and Reeboks with the stripe.

[–]I_AM_A_BICYCLE 21 points22 points ago

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Had never heard the song before, so I brought it up on YouTube while following the flow chart. Perfection. Would follow again.

[–]thejabberwock 15 points16 points ago

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You are a bicycle! How did you get on youtube?

[–]Dongface 9 points10 points ago

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You're not supposed to be there, bicycle! That's for people!

[–]A-Type 9 points10 points ago

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You look silly!

[–]RiceBear 2 points3 points ago

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That bicycle has rights! I SAY LET HIM YOUTUBE now everyone chant with me!

[–]I_AM_A_BICYCLE 1 point2 points ago

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PETB will not be pleased

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[–]mojave_moon[S] 0 points1 point ago

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"Friday" is going to require a Gantt chart and a diagram of a car ...In process...

[–]mojave_moon[S] 1 point2 points ago

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This is no easy task. This song proposes to accelerate time through high velocity in a vehicle as well as "chillin" and "kickin" in the front seat of a car while simultaneously sitting in the back seat. It requires relativity and quantum physics to accomplish this and that's not easy to show in a diagram. I'm working on it.

[–]jezmck 0 points1 point ago

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Please, please accomplish this.

[–]mojave_moon[S] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]infinityvortex 0 points1 point ago

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subbed.. and waiting.. patiently..

[–]sinisterdeath 8 points9 points ago*

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i made a flow chart for "Whip my hair" by Will Smiths spawn

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck man, I wish I could create a legacy like that to pass on to my kids. Smart guy, that Will Smith.

[–]CIGrules 14 points15 points ago

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I just realized that if you take the space out of Flo Rida it spells Florida....

[–]Tommstein 21 points22 points ago

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Yeah, he's from Florida.

[–]9pigsinspace 16 points17 points ago

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Who would've guessed?

[–]Tommstein 5 points6 points ago

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I actually didn't realize it for a while, and I was living there.

[–]Philo_T_Farnsworth 1 point2 points ago

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Wait, someone named "Flo" is a dude?

(totally serious: I have heard the name "Flo Rida" before but have no idea who that person is other than that they are a musician. I always assumed it was a girl.)

[–]mattehrooflz 8 points9 points ago

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I was all over this song freshman year of college, mostly during chemistry labs when I should have been working. It was only relevant during titrations when I would watch the fluid in the burette get low low low low low.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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chemistry nerds FTW....i ruled at titrations.

[–]The_Dirt_McGurt 23 points24 points ago

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Thank you good sir, this will supplement my honors thesis quite nicely. I'll be sure to give you proper APA style citation.

[–]funbunoflaherty 12 points13 points ago

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what about her baggy sweat pants

[–]vsPERIL -1 points0 points ago

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Those are fucking MINE.

[–]RanchWithEverything 17 points18 points ago

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AND the Reeboks with the straps?!

[–]LabiaLobsters 1 point2 points ago

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And did she turn around and give that big booty a slap?

[–]whiskeytango 10 points11 points ago

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TIL that it is "apple bottomed jeans" and not "modified jeans"

[–]K2daris 6 points7 points ago

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notsureifserious

[–]jimtwo 12 points13 points ago

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White people.

[–]whitelightbrown 1 point2 points ago

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Christina Aguilera, is that you?

[–]PoopNoodle 6 points7 points ago

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What about the Reeboks with the straps?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lol'd

[–]AnEnglishGentleman 1 point2 points ago

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Did you wololol?

[–]who_is_3litE 10 points11 points ago

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I liek. Just don't do a flow chart for "California Girls" (or Gurls or however they spell it) and we'll be ok

[–]Band_B 8 points9 points ago

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I liek. [...] or however they spell it [...]

ಠ_ಠ

[–]hivoltage815 1 point2 points ago

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                   Is she a California Girl?

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Not one. <--No-- Daisy Dukes with bikini on top? --Yes--> Is one.

[–]thisisme5 2 points3 points ago

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Well done, actually works well in chart form.

[–]DavBroChill 2 points3 points ago

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I feel like that might be missing a couple of "low"s

[–]itsthatFLO 3 points4 points ago

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Thought my username could be of some use here.

[–]jeaguilar 1 point2 points ago

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Incredibly useful. Made the thread. Have an upvote.

[–]CitiusAltiusFortius 1 point2 points ago

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I would like to sumbit a request for a map of Rebecca Black's new song. I get the feeling that the end product will look like a calendar, but let's see where the wind takes you.

[–]Travis-Touchdown 1 point2 points ago

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And now the song is stuck in my head.

[–]AwesomeThunderbolt 1 point2 points ago

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Needs 8 Lows not 5. Then 'twil be perfection.

[–]mojave_moon[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I remember having a reason based on the way it layed out. I made it more than two yers ago; now I think fidelity to the song would be more imortant than not having the "Low"s cross over to the other side of the chart.

[–]AwesomeThunderbolt 0 points1 point ago

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Fairy nuff.

[–]yeahfuckyou 1 point2 points ago

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This is amazing and I wish more people would create flow charts like this.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Those...are the 'lyrics'? And people voluntarily listen to this?

[–]Spelling_Guru 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, all this knowledge is uncharted teritory for me.

[–]2Deluxe 2 points3 points ago

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NOT LOW ENOUGH. NEED TO GO 2 DEEPER.

[–]one_two_three_four 3 points4 points ago

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She hit the floor within a floor within a floor?

[–]sublimegreen 1 point2 points ago

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HAHA this is priceless, my friends and I mock that song all the time

[–]liescontrolus 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't read title and it took me a while to figure it out, at first i was like "wtf is a shawdy?!"

[–]HayashiKaiji 0 points1 point ago

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I like this.

[–]Homerunchump 0 points1 point ago

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i lol'd

[–]Muggsy_Bogues 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe now you can map out what days of the year Flo Rida likes his cake.

[–]newone99 0 points1 point ago

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I was singing the part when it says " LOW no LOW no LOW no LOW no"

[–]hivoltage815 0 points1 point ago

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So you are the notorious Flo Writa?

[–]Ricktron3030 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't this mean it's a repost?

[–]janketyjank 0 points1 point ago

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More of this.I love pie charts.

[–]tands 0 points1 point ago

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this has made my day.. thank you

[–]mojave_moon[S] 0 points1 point ago

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My sister asked me to post it on facebook, so I thought I'd post it here too.

[–]formulaic 1 point2 points ago

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A content source that's fresher than Reddit? Does it have cat pictures and misguided political rage?

[–]verisimilarity 0 points1 point ago

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You're missing a "low".

[–]Tommstein 0 points1 point ago*

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Or two.

[–]verisimilarity 0 points1 point ago

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There's a low included in the little arrow pointing to it.

[–]Tommstein 0 points1 point ago

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I know, which is why I had to change my comment from saying "three" to "two" when I realized it. But going off the memory of the song that's emblazoned in my brain, there's eight lows in the song, while the graphic only has six.

[–]verisimilarity 0 points1 point ago

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I think there's seven.

[–]Tommstein 1 point2 points ago

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I just listened to the song. It's definitely eight, although sometimes it's hard to hear the last one or two because they fade away.

[–]verisimilarity 0 points1 point ago

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[–]lucidviolet -1 points0 points ago

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I would love to see a "Flo" chart for Elevator.

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[–]pantheonwhaley -1 points0 points ago

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I don't know why these don't show up in /r/flowchart