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[–]oasaaslls 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Codeman430 1 point2 points ago

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[–]oasaaslls 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Wildfire760 24 points25 points ago

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Can't unsee! I hate you.

[–]Fallafel_Friez 6 points7 points ago

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Ditto, I'm sticking to water fountains and tap now.

[–]ENTP 13 points14 points ago

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GREAT!!! Now I'm going to get a boner every time I drink water.

[–]7aji88 1 point2 points ago

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You can stuck it in the bottle when you're done drinking. Think of it as a payback.

[–]temporaryninja 4 points5 points ago

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Reddit, where every repost is a post.

[–]bubba-g 5 points6 points ago

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[–]JoeyMcFun 0 points1 point ago

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Rule 34 on everyday objects is horrible. Can't unsee...

[–]lee_mai_asselon 3 points4 points ago

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Don't stop til you get enough

[–]kirun 6 points7 points ago

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Why does that bottle have its label upside-down?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Haven't you ever heard of ɹǝʇɐʍ brand bottled water?

[–]TheJames69 6 points7 points ago

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Who the hell cares

[–]buh_dum_cha 1 point2 points ago

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Purified water... just got a little dirty.

[–]gazow 1 point2 points ago

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BAAAALEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[–]QuickLouis 2 points3 points ago

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CCCCOOOMMMMIIIICCCC SSAAAAAANNNNSSSS

[–]TheSunAlsoRises 2 points3 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Sil369 1 point2 points ago

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when i read the title I thought of The Sopranos season finale haah

[–]Zombywoof02 0 points1 point ago

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That finale was a huge WTF

[–]one_two_three_four 1 point2 points ago

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I WAS MID-SIP WHEN I SAW THAT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

[–]xXShatter_ForceXx 2 points3 points ago

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Great i can never been so far as to look more like

[–]Gluesuf 1 point2 points ago

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be so far

[–]xXShatter_ForceXx 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks I don't have it memorized to heart

[–]Gluesuf 1 point2 points ago

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Neither do I, that's just correct tense, my friend.

[–]xXShatter_ForceXx 0 points1 point ago

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Well Thanks, Buddy.

[–]Zombywoof02 0 points1 point ago

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I just drank half a liter of water bottle jizz....

[–]obviously_trolling 0 points1 point ago

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Water bottles remind me of cocks

better drink my own piss

no cup

[–]chancellorofscifi 0 points1 point ago

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Used, abused, and thrown away. It's sad really.

[–]bkoatz 0 points1 point ago

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So this is what gives Poland its 'Spring'

[–]MooseEatsBear 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Water is blue, bitchtits.

[–]8stepprogramofreznov 0 points1 point ago

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I was drinking cola, thanks for ruining it.

[–]leonprimrose 0 points1 point ago

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now I don't think I can drink bottled anything ever again...

[–]tetrisman95 0 points1 point ago

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I hate you...

[–]bsnow2 0 points1 point ago

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i can't tell if the the water bottle sitting next to me is hitting on me or not. thanks a lot.

[–]graciouspatty 0 points1 point ago

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Rule 34 knows no bounds

[–]ultranoodles 0 points1 point ago

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I CAN NOW NEVER DRINK ANOTHER BOTTLE OF WATER

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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old

[–]brevityis -1 points0 points ago

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Great, drinking water from a bottle is gonna reach a whole new level of awkward for me now.