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[–]warnerrr 394 points395 points ago

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[–][deleted] 119 points120 points ago

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Did she get a discount for bringing her own boulders?

[–]KCAugg 45 points46 points ago*

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I thought I'd be unreachable up here...

but apparently they're adapting, slowly but surely, to their new environment.

And sorry about the lack of gratuitous breast display; I know it's a lot less exciting this way, but I assure you that I can't compete with the above and that you're not missing anything.

[–]marglexx 29 points30 points ago

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[–]wise_comment 38 points39 points ago

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her power level.....It's OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You can if you pull from the other side.

[–]wtfmanquestionmark 7 points8 points ago

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Had you not already been a reddit gold member you would have been.

[–]brainface 17 points18 points ago

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Yup. That's the comment I was looking for. Well done.

[–]neuromonkey 1 point2 points ago

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Upgoat!

[–]helpingitburn 74 points75 points ago

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I'd recognize that hold from a mile out, it's in Vegas http://www.redrockclimbingcenter.com/gallery/gym/enlarged/IMG_4503.jpg This is what she is seeing, only right side up.

[–]at_Depth 15 points16 points ago

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[–]gonzopancho 1 point2 points ago

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Born & raised in Vegas, live in Hawaii now (no climbing to speak of here).

Question: why climb in a gym, when the actual "Red Rock" rec area is only a few miles up the road?

[–]snicker7 1 point2 points ago

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Yup, I recognized it immediately as well. I climb here pretty often. http://www.redrockclimbingcenter.com/

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]snicker7 1 point2 points ago

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Give it a shot. Even more mind-blowing for you: it's been there for 15+ years.

[–]LiquidHelium 64 points65 points ago

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I wondered what the hell the title meant and then I realised you were not talking about the band.

[–]MaeveningErnsmau 8 points9 points ago

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Scan down page, first mention of Mountain Goats (the band) follows 10 threads on boobs. r/pics ... ಠ_ಠ

[–]Persius 35 points36 points ago

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Yeah, how dare these people not listen to a fairly underground indie band and instead talk about the actual subject of the image.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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I don't think they're underground anymore.

[–]LiquidHelium 9 points10 points ago

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This is reddit, I would like to think we strive to make references to things not many people have heard of.

[–]MaeveningErnsmau 1 point2 points ago

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I'd expect one thread on boobs, one on actual rock climbing, one with photoshopped mountain goats, and maybe then with the obvious Mountain Goats (the band) reference. Instead I find ten with boobs. Fills me with an overwhelming sense of meh.

[–]Persius 1 point2 points ago

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I really expected the boobs thing. I don't understand why everyone is so surprised by this...

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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I'd carabine-her.

[–]TheTarBender 4 points5 points ago

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Who else just tilted their head to the right?

[–]AAAAAAAAAAAAA13 2 points3 points ago

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This question made my head tilt to the left.

[–]TishTamble 1 point2 points ago

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fucking magician!

[–][deleted] 280 points281 points ago

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It's always a toss-up whether images like this are going to elicit the "DUUH, UH LOOK, TITS!" reaction or the "HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME I'M NOTICING SOMETHING BESIDES TITS" reaction.

Sometimes reddit totally surprises me and offers insight from a perspective I hadn't considered.

Today is not one of those days.

[–]chewy8126 98 points99 points ago

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Please shade in only one:
o I made a joke based on the subject matter
o I made a joke based on something other than the subject matter
o I bitched about the immaturity of jokes
o Other

[–]ssjhambone 154 points155 points ago

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● Other

I filled out a survey.

[–]dossier 4 points5 points ago

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Other.

I made a survey

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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What about lurking without commenting? Because every witty idea you had was already said, or was said better than you would have said it...

[–]hawker101 32 points33 points ago

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Came here to say this, but it was already said.

[–]kurin 16 points17 points ago

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Can't it be both? Both her boobies and her athletic prowess are to be admired.

[–]rabbi_vole 18 points19 points ago*

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No. That viewpoint offends unattractive, lazy women who spend their lives reading Foucault and eating vegetarian sushi.

[–]ieattime20 6 points7 points ago

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The entirely-overspecific bitterness... It seeethes!

[–]rabbi_vole 2 points3 points ago

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I just took a second look at this picture and tried to imagine the exact opposite.

[–]fabtastik 12 points13 points ago

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As a gay guy I first thought was, "Frontpage? Must be impressive. Well, I guess goats can't climb upside-down...oh...I see them now..."

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Snow88 21 points22 points ago

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I don't care if you're gay everyone likes boobs. Just so nice and firm like a bag of sand in your hand.

[–]MediumPace 247 points248 points ago*

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It's just reddit's nature to objectify women. I am honestly not shocked to see the huge mounds
of sexist comments here. No wonder there are hardly any female redditors. With all the hooters
and hollerers around here who can blame them? If all they ever get to see on reddit are big cans
of misogynist hate being opened up and fed to the crowd, what reason is there to stay?

[–]IGottaSnake 75 points76 points ago

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I am female and the first thing I noticed was the boobies. Sorry.

[–]monocledbanana 51 points52 points ago

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yeahhh, I'm a female too and I still haven't noticed anything other than the boobies. Sorry.

[–]punkin_pie 13 points14 points ago

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Upvotes for tha ladies! (I'm also female. Also noticed the bewbs.)

[–]bytefactory 1 point2 points ago

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Don't you mean upvote for the boobies? Hahaha, ok I'll leave :(

[–]karmacorn 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a chick, too. The pic is a regular boobarama. Who couldn't notice that?

[–]redweasel 1 point2 points ago

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*makes list of known-female Redditor names*

[–]bockh 1 point2 points ago

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If you are doing this, be wary that one's user name is IGottaSnake. No one likes those kind of surprises.

[–]Scar_Brow 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't think girls had snakes? I thought that is what made us different. I am so confused.

[–]m00nshines 28 points29 points ago

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I'm a woman, and I'm noticing her tits. They are out of control.

[–]apotheosis247 2 points3 points ago

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They even defy gravity!

[–]FunkyWeasel 207 points208 points ago

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hehe. "Huge mounds"...hehe.

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 50 points51 points ago

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TITS.

Goddammit.

[–]adamjm 6 points7 points ago*

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Speak for yourself, appreciation of the female form does not have to be degrading to women. Sure many guys like to really reduce it down to nothing more than a gutteral growl of "TITS" but seriously many guys simply find women beautiful and amazing creatures and we are hard wired to respond to variables in the female form. I'm not going to apologise for this just like we don't expect women to stop preferring attributes such as height, breadth of shoulders, physical stature etc. I like women, I like their features, I don't think this is bad and so downboat from me.

[–]svadhisthana 11 points12 points ago

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Yes. I'm sure women are surprised to see men ogling women's breasts. That's unique to Reddit.

[–]Daygon 7 points8 points ago

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Oh, you.

[–][deleted] 148 points149 points ago

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What's most entertaining about your comment is that it is itself a common theme here at reddit: The guy on his high horse crying about how men objectify women and so forth. Please fucking spare us.

Men and women are both objectified in different ways and there is nothing inherently wrong with it. To borrow an argument from the gay rights movement: We don't choose to immediately focus on ass and tits, we were born this way.

It's one thing to objectify people with whom we have an opportunity to get to know personally, but the subject at hand is picture of an extremely fit chick with an amazing rack hanging upside down. I'm not going to be ashamed of enjoying it, and may even comment on how excellent it is.

tl;dr Quit being angry and enjoy the nice rack

[–]VelocitySteve 77 points78 points ago

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What is that whooshing sound I hear?

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points ago*

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Oh I heard it too, I think that's the sound of the old "imply he missed the joke" tactic failing.

Edit: Fuck me. Well Played, MediumPace. You have made a douche out of the doucher.

[–]artiface 6 points7 points ago

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there is definitely something you missed

[–]HairyBeanbags 30 points31 points ago

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Obligatory "read MediumPace's post properly" comment. He finishes each line break at an awkward moment ("huge mounds... hooters... big cans").

[–]Cullpepper 4 points5 points ago

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You would be less surprised if you caught the reference to his user name. it's a reference to an Adam Sandler song: At A Medium Pace"

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/a/adam+sandler/at+a+medium+pace_20003896.html

[–]AskMeAboutMyWiener 4 points5 points ago

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I thought he was referring to this

[–]HairyBeanbags 1 point2 points ago

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Delightful!

[–]longbeans 5 points6 points ago

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Upvote for owning up.

[–]Level_75_Zapdos 10 points11 points ago

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just the type of answer I would expect from "bigbootygardenhose"

...heh

[–]MediumPace 25 points26 points ago

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I do agree that we cannot control what we're attracted to. Actually, your comment is
pretty close to my views on attraction. What's most entertaining about my comment
is that if they are never written then the misogyny here goes unchecked. Thank you
for putting in your two cents, but you can't deny the "all boys club" reddit is.

[–]ColumW 6 points7 points ago

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but you can't deny the "all boys club" the internet is.

FTFY

[–]elizinthemorning 2 points3 points ago

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More women than men use social networking sites. Source

[–]ColumW 5 points6 points ago

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The Internet =/= Social Networking Sites

[–]wubblewobble 5 points6 points ago

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They're all playing farmville.

[–]Quantumplation 0 points1 point ago

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Wait what? This goes against my concept of what your posts should be... D=

[–]MediumPace 24 points25 points ago*

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I wasn't aware that my posts should be a certain way. I may often mention family jewels
and the like in order to add some levity into things. Spending days tricking gullible fools
is not what I'm about. The words just accidentally end up that way. You can't really say
I have any control over the matter. Some folks might not like it. I did it the wrong way,
they'll often try to tell me. But who are they to say? Since I make up all my own rules
as to how and when I write, It's really none of anyone else's business.

[–]someone13 6 points7 points ago

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You get bonus points for rhyming while doing that. A man of true talent :)

[–]Quantumplation 2 points3 points ago

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:D <3

[–]Black_Ash_Heir 11 points12 points ago

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"Actually, your comment is... What's most entertaining about my comment... Thank you..."

He didn't fail us. :)

[–]GOPscareTACTICS 5 points6 points ago

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i think you need to read the comment a bit more closely.

[–]IGottaSnake 4 points5 points ago

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Specifically the end of each line.... much like MediumPace's other comments.

[–]binary 1 point2 points ago

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No wonder there are hardly any female redditors

What, you mean just because every female on reddit doesn't hang a big sign on them that says "Hey, look at me, I'm a girl" (and god forbid if they do), they might as well not exist?

[–]ReverendDizzle 1 point2 points ago

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Meh. Guys like tits.

It wasn't like people were commenting "I'd rape that bitch and keep her from voting!"

[–]ermd2000 1 point2 points ago

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Sandler lyrics? Thought so...

[–]SomePaprikaWithThat 1 point2 points ago

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There are plenty of better pictures of people rock climbing. The only reason that one made it to the front page is the boobies. No one can pretend that there's anything else about the photo that's exceptional. Yes, her rack is exceptional. Also, I'm a female.

[–]GreenEggsAndBacon 0 points1 point ago

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Did you put the carriage returns after the words to draw more attention to them?

[–]MediumPace 30 points31 points ago

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I like to format my own text for extra emphasis. Some people have trouble grasping my balls
to the wall, writing style. But I have actually had a lot people compliment me on my tight as
can be, sentence structure.

[–]Creepybusguy 5 points6 points ago

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I love you.

[–]bobnewhart 1 point2 points ago

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And your weird,
comma usage.

[–]GreenEggsAndBacon 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit,
Epic.

[–]t6158 2 points3 points ago

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well played, sir.

[–]NoSalt 1 point2 points ago

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Female Reddirors are free to post more beefcake if they wish.

[–]thedenzel788 2 points3 points ago

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Hehe, I get it.

[–]art-iii 3 points4 points ago

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I'm pretty sure its man's nature to objectify tits. Erm, I mean women.

[–]theultimateend 17 points18 points ago

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What option is there besides seeing them and not seeing them. Sound like you covered all the bases. "he either got the joke or didn't." "yeah thanks Larry I kind of figured those were the possible outcomes..."

[–]fquizon 6 points7 points ago

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THOSE ROUTES ARE REALLY WELL MARKED.

[–]UnnamedPlayer 4 points5 points ago

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There is always a third option when posting in such threads. The pseudo-intellectual self-aggrandizing "Oh look at me! I am so much more mature than the rest of you peasants!" posts. Sometimes a bit of irrelevant rambling is thrown into the mix to spice things up. Hmm.. now where have I seen a post of that type in this particular thread?

[–]mmerwin2 12 points13 points ago

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[–]silvernose 132 points133 points ago

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Jesus. Look at the johnny-wobblers on that!

[–]ani625 99 points100 points ago

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The tits ain't bad either!

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 5 points6 points ago

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Motor boating is the only option in such situations.

[–]Apollos_Anus 5 points6 points ago

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You motorboatin' son of a bitch, you sailor you.

[–]tschutti 67 points68 points ago

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Just looking at that is giving me a crampon.

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points ago

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The nerd in me cannot let you use an ice climbing sexual innuendo for a bouldering photo. It just can't.

[–]minimii 0 points1 point ago

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That posture suggests piton to me.

[–]cqxray 35 points36 points ago*

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Check out stone nudes in the internets.

Edit: removed space to get link to show up better, thanks to warnerrr

Edit2: Yes, it's NSFW the way the OP picture is NSFW.

[–]X019 15 points16 points ago

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Just in case someone doesn't realize it. This is most likely going to fall under NSFW. (I can't check it here)

[–]computershit 13 points14 points ago

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And you were right. It's glorious. Naked women rock-climbing.

[–]warnerrr 3 points4 points ago

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If you take out the space between the ] and the ( , your link will post correctly, like so:

Check out stone nudes in the internets

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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doin the lord's work here

[–]elizinthemorning 1 point2 points ago

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Beautiful, but yowch - I get plenty of bruises and scrapes climbing with clothes on. And the thought of going shoeless makes me really wince.

[–]U731lvr 71 points72 points ago

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fuck you tank top

[–]spysapinmylogo 29 points30 points ago

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takes off monocle

Bravo. I came in here to say the same.

sips tea

[–]6point8 10 points11 points ago

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Hmm... Quite.

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–]WarrenPaul 21 points22 points ago

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I find this shallow and pedantic

[–]SonOfJaak 12 points13 points ago

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Indubitably

[–]lapiak 1 point2 points ago

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Verily.

[–]VoltronMacrophage 71 points72 points ago

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Wow. WHERE is her safety harness?? ಠ_ಠ

[–]gewgaw 87 points88 points ago

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She is bouldering in a gym. There will be thick mats just out of frame below her to land on.

[–]Damaband41 59 points60 points ago

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No I think those thick mats are right in frame

[–]wesinator 1 point2 points ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]pitted 1 point2 points ago

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At first, I looked at your comment and disregarded it. Scrolled down a few scrolls, read a few other comments, upvoted them, then out of no where it just clicked. Scrolled back up and upvoted you. Then I had my bowl, gotta have cereal.

[–]DarkoftheMoon 6 points7 points ago

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Read this in the voice of mr. freeze from The Incredibles: "Honey, WHERE is my super suit?!

[–]dogbiscuit 59 points60 points ago

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http://imgur.com/DXwdc Don't be trolled by hairspray

[–]CraKHoe 23 points24 points ago

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I rotated and had a look too. the breast placement lend credit to the upside down photo on closer inspection

[–]FlyingMicrowave 15 points16 points ago

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And the shoelaces

[–]drummererb 8 points9 points ago

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She's wearing shoes? ಠ_ಠ

[–]jawkneeman 7 points8 points ago

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Ah, yes. The shoelaces..

[–]mojo_ca 10 points11 points ago

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She looks Asian when you rotate it. I would have never guessed otherwise.

[–]stenzor 3 points4 points ago

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I whip my hair back and forth

[–]Doomdoomkittydoom 2 points3 points ago

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Tiniest rock wall EVAR!

[–]psynautic 2 points3 points ago

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i've never seen holds on the floor in any rock gym i've been too

[–]pseudolobster 33 points34 points ago

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Honey badger just don't give a shit.

[–]Revs2Nine 3 points4 points ago

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Was all excited for Mountain Goats (John Darnielle) related post. :(

[–]willengineerforfood 3 points4 points ago

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source?

[–]Moxie42 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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There's a very weird French game show called Fort Boyard, where contestants have to solve odd challenges inside an old prison island fortress.

One of the tasks is for female contestants to shimmy across a large rotating cylinder to get to a key suspended from the middle. They all wear tight, revealing tank-top uniforms, and the camera angle is directly from the front.

Basically, 20 minutes of this.

I love France.

[–]gonzopancho 4 points5 points ago

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I love France too, but not because they have rowdy 'game shows' on TV.

Those French fuckers have an embarrassing amount of actual art. And the food there can be very, very good.

[–]m741 4 points5 points ago

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Well, aren't we classy?

[–]Ranger33 1 point2 points ago

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I remember there was playboy bunny edition of fear factor one time and basically every challenge was like this, except they were covered in water/oil/etc

[–]codebrown 1 point2 points ago

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I love French women.

[–]slaak 40 points41 points ago

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[–]Sutibu 77 points78 points ago

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...Reddit is fucking creepy.

[–]xxbondsxx 12 points13 points ago

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It's somewhat impressive too though. Being able to find one person out of the 7 billion on Earth from one photo is quite the 21st century feat

[–]slaak 2 points3 points ago

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well she posted this on the wall of a clothing brand with 40,000 fans a few weeks ago i was actually surprised no one else posted a link to her page before me

[–]mdoddr 1 point2 points ago

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I think this is all some type of marketing. They post this image and link to her facebook page. Which is just a bunch of photos of her modeling. Including the photo posted here.

Perfect way to get exposure.

[–]Joramm 19 points20 points ago

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She is prettier upside-down!

[–]hejj 6 points7 points ago

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And without the tramp stamp.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]xxbondsxx 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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You are correct. I would much rather have sex with her than a mountain goat.

[–]TheBakedPotato 9 points10 points ago

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Anyone else think of the band?

[–]FSU_Fan2004 16 points17 points ago

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That looks to be some money well spent.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 1 point2 points ago

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Yep. You know you've bought a nice set of boobs when they stay perky and perfect no matter what position you're in.

[–]eks 4 points5 points ago

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Opposable thumbs! She has them!

[–]VoxNihilii 5 points6 points ago

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Welcome to Digg 2.0, enjoy your stay.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 6 points7 points ago

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Mountain goats are a better lay.

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[–]Mpoumpis 4 points5 points ago

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Hey!!

[–]FrankManic 1 point2 points ago

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You give a mountain goat thumbs and it would be standing on the window.

[–]bigkr88 1 point2 points ago

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I dunno, goats are still pretty hot.

[–]ronfrommarketing 1 point2 points ago

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Technically speaking, this is a nipple slip.

[–]letsbullit 1 point2 points ago

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Nice JUG you have there. PLAY ON WORDS AWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAA

[–]420bassist 1 point2 points ago

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[–]junk0r 1 point2 points ago

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There is a yearly calendar of buff women rock climbers doing their thing...in the buff. Stone Nudes is the name. http://www.stonenudes.com/ (nsfw)

[–]sariaslani 1 point2 points ago

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fake boobs!

[–]Not_In_A_Band 1 point2 points ago

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All I can see in this picture is tits....

[–]pyrock 1 point2 points ago

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I'd like to boulder her boulders.

[–]ThreeWordReplies 1 point2 points ago

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Goats are awesome!

[–]mouthdrummer 1 point2 points ago

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This is right before the rock slips and traps her tit for like, 127 hours, until she deflates her implant with a juice box straw.

[–]obviously_trolling 1 point2 points ago

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I'd hit it like an abusive husband hits his wife after he's had a few too many, if you know what I mean.

[–]jewbomb 1 point2 points ago

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As a rock climber let me just tell you GIRL WHO ROCK CLIMB DO NOT LOOK LIKE THIS. That will be all.

[–]mrgoldenbrown 2 points3 points ago

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Of course not all of them do. Most have better fitting bras for one. But plenty of climbers are hot. For proof, see the "Stone Nudes" and "Women of Climbing" calendars, (if you are only comfortable socializing over the internet) or go to your local rock gym (if you are willing to do stuff IRL). If you are lucky enough, an even better idea is to go visit your local crag.

[–]oD3 1 point2 points ago

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The first thing I noticed were her breasts.

[–]NoShadowFist 1 point2 points ago

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Whatever. Anyone can get bitten by a radioactive spider.

[–]sigx193 1 point2 points ago

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congrats to her surgeon on a job well done

[–]drinktobones 1 point2 points ago

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mountain goats ain't got TITS like this

FTFY

that said, holy crow, how can she even do that? the mind fairly boggles!

[–]slickboarder89 1 point2 points ago

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What's the difference between this girl and a Mountain Goat?

I don't have a chance with this girl

[–]silveradocoa 12 points13 points ago

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nice ....peaks

[–]PsychoWolf 3 points4 points ago*

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they say on those peaks lie two stones, the natives call them nippleas.

[–]cookiesone 4 points5 points ago

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shes strong!

[–]halleberrytosis 1 point2 points ago

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FWIW what she's doing is something most average climbers could do after a few months, and some people first time. Still cool to look at, though.

relevant

[–]indiemaiden 2 points3 points ago

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Pfft! I can do that AND find a bra that actually supports my breasts! Let me tell you, kids, when you are on a really balance-heavy problem and your boobs are rubbing against the wall, the last thing you want is your shirt slipping and direct nipple-on-sandpapery-wall contact.

[–]gonzopancho 1 point2 points ago

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might be the last thing you want, but everyone here now has an image of your nipples grinding on the wall.

[–]AndILearnedAlgoToday 4 points5 points ago

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Occasionally, just occasionally, I forget that most redditors are a bunch of dudes...and then I see posts like this. Thanks for the reminder.

[–]seventwo 6 points7 points ago

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Alright, boys. Cut it out. I am a straight married female and I can appreciate a nice pair of tits AND the comments about them. I scrolled all the way down through this thread and wasn't annoyed by any of it. Not every female is all "DON'T OBJECTIFY MEEEEE"

[–]yesukai 1 point2 points ago

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Not to mention, her above facebook profile shows she is MORE then happy to "objectify" herself. She seems very proud of how she looks.

[–]shmi 1 point2 points ago

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Is that cuba gooding jr?

[–]sxtxixtxcxh 1 point2 points ago

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THE ENEMY'S GATE IS DOWN!

[–]sonQUAALUDE 2 points3 points ago*

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HERP DERP IGNORE OBVIOUS SKILLS AND MAKE BOOB JOKES HAW HAW

am i doin' it right guys?

edit: funniest thing is that this comment had 20 upvotes a few hours ago! Easily insulted mouth-breathers must come online at 5pm eastern standard time

[–]ssjhambone 47 points48 points ago

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Redditors:

See 20 boobs jokes in thread

Mine is going to be way better.

[–]pwnies 12 points13 points ago

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Actually the so called obvious skills aren't that good here. The handhold that she's using right now is called a jug - essentially an extremely easy hold meant for either beginners or to let the climber rest before a hard move. I'm a very poor climber and I could easily do this same move. If you can hang from one hand on a pull up bar, chances are you can do this.

[–]JimmerUK 12 points13 points ago

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So, you're saying I can see three jugs in that picture?

[–]pwnies 4 points5 points ago

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I... goddamnit. Fine you win.

[–]mrgoldenbrown 2 points3 points ago

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not many newbs (5.5 -5.7 climbers) can hang from a chin up bar from one hand, and then invert themselves with their core so that their feet are over their head. and then casually stay there while someone takes a picture.

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Her shoulder muscles indicate that there's probably some skill happening, but not necessarily in this photo.

[–]GatorJohnson 3 points4 points ago

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Doe's anyone else think she looks a little like Topanga from Boy Meets World?

[–]LovelyPerv 0 points1 point ago

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Failure to comply with gravity is the cardinal rule of fake boobs.

[–]EarlofBath 2 points3 points ago

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DAE spend 10 seconds trying to work out what this has to do with the band?

[–]liketostickdickinher 1 point2 points ago

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I'd like to stick my dick in her if you know what I mean.

[–]QuantumBeep 1 point2 points ago

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Think of it this way: There's a lot of skill on display there. It also happens to be a smoking hot picture of a pretty girl with her tits hanging out.

I upvoted for both.

[–]MasCapital 2 points3 points ago

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[–]TheLoneWander101 1 point2 points ago

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I thought you ment the band

[–]art-iii 2 points3 points ago*

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You're right. Goats don't have tits.

Edit: Fucking bi-polar Reddit. Guess you're playing the white knight today. Tomorrow you'll be playing the shit talking 4channer. It's pretty clear that the purpose of the picture is to show tits. It's also clear that the reason the woman wore the shirt was to show her tits. Damn Reddit virgins.