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[–]Jackdabomb 463 points464 points ago

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Good thing that guys head was in the way he almost shut It on his thumbs.

[–]a-blinkin 176 points177 points ago

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This reminds me of what happened today. I accidentally slammed my thumb in the car door while I was filling up at the gas station. I yelled out "FUCK ME" out of pain right into the face of a middle aged woman. I startled the poor woman and it was pretty awkward. My thumb still fucking hurts.

[–]funkmastamatt 226 points227 points ago

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So... did she?

[–]GeneralWarts 314 points315 points ago

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It went okay.

[–]swede 62 points63 points ago

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At first. I honestly thought your username was GenitalWarts and your comment was a bit more unsettling.

[–]Bad_Sex_Advice 40 points41 points ago*

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I thought his username was Genital Warts and it turned me on.

[–]pseudolobster 29 points30 points ago

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I thought it was Genial Wars, and I was picturing really friendly soldiers politely bayoneting each other.

[–]Mailman7 17 points18 points ago

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I thought it was batman. I can't read though.

[–]venom_aftertaste 2 points3 points ago

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then how can you write?

[–]Mailman7 5 points6 points ago

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luck?

[–]arachnivore 7 points8 points ago

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Something like this?

[–]genital_furbies 0 points1 point ago

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could be worse...

[–]ironiridis 14 points15 points ago

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He fixes the cable?

[–]hypodermia 8 points9 points ago

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don't be fatuous, jeffrey.

[–]Hijack32 -3 points-2 points ago

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You know she wanted too!

[–]too_many_secrets 44 points45 points ago

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Not trying to one up you, but I know the pain. I've shut my forearm in a car door. It was years ago but the seat belt spring or whatever wasn't working, so you had to hold it in the door, jerk your arm out, and slam the door before it came out. Forwhateverfuckingreasoninfuckinghell, I didn't pull my right arm out. Oh my fucking god. The door shut with the top bowed out where my forearm was sticking in.....I couldn't even move it. Open the door! oh...I fucking locked it....FUCK...KEYS....Oh, right, pocket? Noooo....this is the one day of my life I leave them in the ignition. I start yanking my arm...nothing. I'm staring at the keys. Ok...maybe I can reach the tab to unlock the door? not a chance....shit.... So now my gf at the time has to climb a 6 foot wood fence, find a window to break into, go upstairs and root around my dirty laundry ridden bedroom for a spare key. While my arm is turning colors. Holy. Shit. I don't know how she got in and got it so fast, but she did. Previous to this I would have never believe your could shut an arm in a door. It was just incredulous and then fucking panic. heh.

[–]Seang87 12 points13 points ago

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127 hours later....

[–]princessunicorn 8 points9 points ago

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Very similar thing happened to me once. I closed 2 fingers in the door and my mom had already locked the car. It took every bit of effort to not completely panic. I put all my focus into repeating "Unlock the door! Unlock the door!". Unlike your girlfriend, my mom seemed to take FOREVER to turn around and realize what was going on, then the unlock button wouldn't work so she had to climb in the car and open my door from the inside. :(

[–]Look_Sexual_Innuendo 21 points22 points ago

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2 fingers in the door

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Back door? I'm in.

[–]Look_Sexual_Innuendo 5 points6 points ago

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I'm in

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[–]vaskemiddelet 2 points3 points ago

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Sounds like quite a day!

[–]toastjam 2 points3 points ago

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or six

[–]ronnygunz 0 points1 point ago

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Did you ever get the belt spring fixed?

[–]too_many_secrets 1 point2 points ago

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Actually no, it was my girlfriend's car and we broke up a short time later. The next few times you close that door though you are COMPLETELY focuses on what you're doing!

[–]jenkren 15 points16 points ago

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Did you say, Abe Lincoln?

[–]a-blinkin 12 points13 points ago

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sigh

Everytime I post something...

No I said "Hey Blinkin!" "Hold the reigns!"

[–]Theropissed 1 point2 points ago

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You reminded me of when I brought a guy from work to his house. He had a shotty day, his truck broke down, he got hit in the parkinglot on his bike (which was broke). He was sore, so I take him to his place. When we get there he gets some stuff out of my trunk, and thinking he's done, I slams the trunk shut like I do before his head moved. Immediately I started laughing, that was my only reaction other than perfusely apologizing. I felt so bad, but his day was awful it was almost like a sitcom. He forgave me and gave me gas money.

[–]SidViciious 5 points6 points ago

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Well done jackass. He had a shitty day and still was expected to fork up gas money? I'd have let him off given you fucking slammed a door on him!

[–]Theropissed 2 points3 points ago

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I initially refused it but he kept insisting.

[–]SidViciious 0 points1 point ago

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Oh. Okay. You are forgiven (:

Sorry about being a douche

[–]Theropissed 1 point2 points ago

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I deserved it

[–]Nihilistic_Snail 1 point2 points ago

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I caught my finger when closing a heavy wooden door at work before. I went into shock, started taking off all my clothes, and was lying in a foetal position on a bench, when a bunch of American tourists walked by.

My heart almost exploded, this is the type of situation that only happens in your fucked up dreams. Somehow they didn't see me, I swiftly recovered, put my clothes back on and got back to work.

[–]fuzzb0y 0 points1 point ago

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Suck it. It won't work but still, suck it.

[–]ContentWithOurDecay 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, because he'd be stealing material from Jerry Seinfeld.

[–]coolgymnast 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to say this as well. Good eye sir, good eye.

[–]decompyler 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking Déjà vu!

[–]orange_jooze 0 points1 point ago

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Commas. You do not have any.

[–]Mister6 1 point2 points ago

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Upvotes...

[–]franksvalli 102 points103 points ago

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Video (with sound! what a novelty!): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tffr6Kq-Wug

[–]diggro 18 points19 points ago

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Motion pictures and sound. Feels like the first time. Feels like the very first time.

[–]orange_jooze 8 points9 points ago

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Like a surgeon...

[–]Seang87 0 points1 point ago

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or a virgin.

[–]MisterLion 18 points19 points ago

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It was better without the sound

[–]sturmeh 1 point2 points ago

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...and the outro. :(

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Geez...that sickening crunchy splat sound had me thinking his head was going to fall off...

[–]gojirra 4 points5 points ago

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Nah, that was just the basilar skull fractures he was enduring.

[–]bugs_bunny_in_drag 39 points40 points ago

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redditors who also post on youtube are the worst redditors

[–]asperger 7 points8 points ago

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Hi, Reddit!

[–]gojirra 4 points5 points ago

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Hi Youtube!

[–]burgess_meredith_jr 2 points3 points ago

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Hei, mlich maneuver!

[–]flabbergasted1 1 point2 points ago

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Or maybe they represent the average redditor, whose voice you don't usually hear because of reddit's content-sorting algorithm.

[–]lecouteau 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, hai.

[–]lifeat24fps 3 points4 points ago

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Talkies are just a fad.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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I shudder when I see youtube links on reddit. I can already see the reddit gives you viruses circlejerk in the comments. Thanks but unless comments are disabled I prefer the low quality soundless gif over the circlejerk any day.

[–]jayssite 0 points1 point ago

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There is a secret way to avoid reading YouTube comments...

[–]PurpleSfinx 4 points5 points ago

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I can't believe I'm saying this, but it was better as a GIF. The sound was done really, really poorly. The timing isn't even close to right.

[–]thejoe[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!

[–]franksvalli 0 points1 point ago

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And now for my hit song.. Toot Toot Toosie, Goodbye!

[–]paulinek 252 points253 points ago

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yo did he die?!

[–][deleted] ago*

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[–]paulinek 227 points228 points ago

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shiiiiiit

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]noideaWTFimdoing 50 points51 points ago

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Hilarious thread, upvotes for all!

[–]MijnWraak 37 points38 points ago

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upvote for appropriate username

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Upvote for your revenge.

[–]Pravusmentis 5 points6 points ago

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Have you seen, 'Ukraine's Got Talent?'

[–]orange_jooze 6 points7 points ago

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It was охуенно.

[–]revolct 5 points6 points ago

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yeah, indeed клёво

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I have not, sir.

[–]jrs22789 0 points1 point ago

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Clay Davis?

[–]Steven2k7 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah, he killed him dead.

[–]youngmonk 1 point2 points ago

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noo shiiit

[–]SirLionel 12 points13 points ago

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god, why do i go on reddit - i spend like 8 hours a day looking at shit like this, i really need a hobby

[–]feuerkugel 40 points41 points ago

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"Don't bother my friend, he's dead tired."

[–]nickfurioso 12 points13 points ago

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AWWWNALD

EDIT:LINK

[–]gojirra 0 points1 point ago

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So... does Arnold not get arrested for suspected murder when they find the guy is dead at the end of the flight, get an autopsy and see his broken neck, then check the flight records and see that Arnold was sitting next to the man during the flight he had his neck broken on in this movie?

[–]ricoza 4 points5 points ago

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No, Arnold jumps out hte back of the plane just after take-off. By the time the plane lands, he's already throwing grenades at the bad guy's compound. Rent Commando, you'll love it.

[–]Marv_Albert 7 points8 points ago

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Commando reference from deeeeeeeeeeeeep.......GOOD!!!

FEUERKUGEL BURIES IT FROM BEYOND THE ARC

[–]TheBossG 27 points28 points ago

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What is this from?

[–]kidnotcool 34 points35 points ago

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It's totally a commercial. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tffr6Kq-Wug

[–]palehorse864 5 points6 points ago

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Thank you. It's much better with sound.

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[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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I don't know why nobody else would seriously answer your question, but thanks to this link from franksvalli, it appears to be from a commercial for some South African airline company.

[–]Pravusmentis 6 points7 points ago

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well thanks, oneseriousguyoutofeveryoneelse.

[–]crunn 1 point2 points ago

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Yup. And the guys in the video are from the band Cassette

[–]gojirra 0 points1 point ago

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The reason is because those jokes were so damn good.

[–][deleted] 91 points92 points ago

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The Simpsons.

[–]OhOneMoreThing 54 points55 points ago

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It's called the Graphics Interchange Format ("GIF"), was introduced by by CompuServe in 1987.

[–]Sarkos 8 points9 points ago

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Why.... won't.... it.... DIE!

[–]hydroxy 5 points6 points ago

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Because behind this GIF there's an idea Mr Sarkos and ideas are bulletproof

[–]felixjawesome 15 points16 points ago

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L O S T

[–]scarces 3 points4 points ago

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Fifth Element

[–]ilikecommunitylots 1 point2 points ago

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pulp fiction

[–]sonar1 1 point2 points ago

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Archer

[–]Prius 0 points1 point ago

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Cosmos

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Top Gear.

[–]EndymionAwake -1 points0 points ago

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Disco Ball

[–]baccus83 210 points211 points ago

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This is just plane wrong.

[–]odigo2020 77 points78 points ago

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That guy's head was in the clouds.

[–]Sevryn08 59 points60 points ago

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Yeah, he might've even been high.

[–]DeskFlyer 55 points56 points ago

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Judging by his final approach to the problem, I think you are on the correct heading.

[–]rawveggies 92 points93 points ago

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Carry on.

[–]davidbower 32 points33 points ago

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He nearly took off his head.

[–]Awkward_Gimli 44 points45 points ago

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Alright, I think this joke has landed.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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I'm going to get on board and agree that this joke has indeed reached its terminal.

[–]rawveggies 10 points11 points ago

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It's over head for the emergency exit.

[–]EpicCyndaquil 2 points3 points ago

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Not even the emergency air masks can save this pun thread.

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[–]Ruulbreaker69 4 points5 points ago

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Looks like just an airline fracture to me

[–]thisisme5 118 points119 points ago

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Wow punchline in the title. Still good but serious party foul.

[–]StupidButSerious 27 points28 points ago

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I thought there was gonna be a cat or something in the box.

[–]Khalexus 7 points8 points ago

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I was expecting a person to be in the box. I was looking for a person everywhere except for getting their head slammed in the compartment.

[–]JoshuaReddit 3 points4 points ago

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You all everybody!

[–]IHaveALargePenis 2 points3 points ago

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The acting is amazing. No semi intelligent person would ever smash that hard down on a door while their thumbs were still inside.

[–]Mattdriver12 1 point2 points ago

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Comments like this make me re-watch it....then when I do it kills it for me

[–]Killvo 8 points9 points ago

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The first time I watched it I thought that was Shawn Spencer.

[–]Estoye 2 points3 points ago

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"You know that's right."

[–]tuckidge 15 points16 points ago

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As someone who flies every week I was on the floor for a while. I'll just put this here

[–]Pravusmentis 39 points40 points ago

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what where~!?

[–]iesvs 27 points28 points ago

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That there.

[–]dasberd 19 points20 points ago

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HEY ! Watch where you're putting that

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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that's not meeeee...

[–]ambiturnal 2 points3 points ago

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I gooooooo

[–]GeronimoBennett 2 points3 points ago

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Wheerrre I Pleeaasee. I waaalllk through waallllls, I float down the Liiiiffffey

[–]ProfessorSomething 2 points3 points ago

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Best episode of The Amazing Race. Ever.

[–]Marutar 3 points4 points ago

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I was waiting for him to smash his thumbs the whole time

[–]dafragsta 4 points5 points ago

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The saddest part is that that guy's head now counts as the one carry-on item.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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I can't help but wonder why he was attempting to close the door in such a way that his thumbs would have been brutalized...

[–]magister0 1 point2 points ago

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Because it's a commercial

[–]Moofies 4 points5 points ago

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where is this from?

[–]javardo 27 points28 points ago

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It's from Lost and this is how Mr. Eko died.

[–]Mr_Moe 5 points6 points ago

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Dude. Spoilers.

[–]winampman 3 points4 points ago

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[–]nileshp87 1 point2 points ago

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Pokerface.

[–]cheekygirl007 1 point2 points ago

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This is like the time in kindergarten when I was trying to cut construction paper with a classmate. After I commented on how hard it was to cut with those scissors, I looked over to see her crying hysterically because her fingers were being crushed.

[–]ShozOvr[!] 1 point2 points ago*

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[–]matttebbetts[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Can someone explain this to me because I am obviously too stupid to understand what is so funny here. The guy doesn't have a head? And... what? I don't get it? Please help. Thanks.

[–]yumcax 1 point2 points ago

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Now with extra headroom!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Coach.

[–]norhor 1 point2 points ago

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I just love the way he sits down and casually looking out the window.

[–]mentalcaseinspace 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of once when my friend and I were driving "pirate taxi" many many years ago. There was a guy that opened the passenger door (where I was sitting) to enquire about our price. He had opened the door fully and was quite drunk, so he was bending over to speak in to the driver.

It was a windy day, and the wind had sort of wrestled the door a bit for a few minutes, when all of a sudden it got the strength to pull the door, it slammed it towards the car just as that dude was taking a step back. Hit him RIGHT in the soft spot in front and a bit above of the ears, with a sharp corner of the door. Bloody hell that looked painful, I can still see it vividly in my mind. Didn't rip up or anything, but that must have hurt on the Sunday.

[–]Seang87 1 point2 points ago

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Fake.... but still funny.

NOW, we need to actually see if a head can fit...

[–]Dabbijo 0 points1 point ago

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It's fake? Nah.

[–]TCKLDPNK 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen this before, but I still laugh every time.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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What is it from?

[–]MaximumBob 5 points6 points ago

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He finds it humorous. Perfectly normal reaction.

[–]orange_jooze 2 points3 points ago

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My pants are grey and have buttons.

[–]TCKLDPNK 0 points1 point ago

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Someone else posted this link. It looks like it was a commercial for 1time airlines.

[–]perpetuallybored 6 points7 points ago

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...guess what I just did? Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest.

[–]Jay_Zaq 10 points11 points ago

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When I had the sex, my penis felt great!

[–]orange_jooze 3 points4 points ago

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What the fuck is going on in the comments today. None of you make sense.

[–]KidneyMuncher 3 points4 points ago

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Having sex can make a nice man out the meanest.

[–]slyguy183 -1 points0 points ago

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You should call your parents and tell them you're done.

[–]kn0where 1 point2 points ago

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It's too late. I've seen everything.

[–]indiemaiden 0 points1 point ago

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I got a black eye that way once. I think it was the same guy.

[–]TheBawlrus 0 points1 point ago

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He took that head for his God! Time to swing axes and chug fermented piss water!

(No, I don't mean Miller Light).

[–]kaj519 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this

[–]annagrams 0 points1 point ago

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Confession: I did this to my brother when I was 10. Except it was a sliding van door. Whoops. I blame repressed rage.

[–]TheWhyGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Woah. Why would that other guy put his head in there? There clearly wasn't room in that storage compartment. He should store his head in the checked luggage area.

[–]RemyJe 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, thank you. That's one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

[–]timisblue 0 points1 point ago

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I was so worried he was going to slam his thumbs in the door the whole time...

[–]not_the_point 0 points1 point ago

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It seems odd that this guy didn't immediately notice why the overhead compartment wasn't closing.

[–]someguywhocanfly 0 points1 point ago

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Swear this is a repost...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yes. A repost from like three months ago.

[–]piebald 0 points1 point ago

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Sometimes it feels good to give up.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Only it's 15th time on the front page. Congrats, you submitted it for the number divisible by 5 th time!

[–]oep4 0 points1 point ago*

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Where do these .gifs come from?

[–]FruitLoopPirate 0 points1 point ago

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A very similar thing happened to me once. I was getting out of the car behind my sister, but she didn't realize I was following her and slammed the door on my head.

She then proceeded to do it again because she didn't know why wouldn't close.

Luckily there were no long term consequences. twitches

[–]chka 0 points1 point ago

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Getting my fingers stuck in all kinds of doors was some sort of hobby for me when I was young. That and crashing bicycles...

[–]mcdun13 0 points1 point ago

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yo

[–]xander787 1 point2 points ago

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Way to ruin it with the title

[–]incorrectthreadittor 2 points3 points ago

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To OP:

You GOTTA get in those last two barrels man!! We deserve and demand to know what is in there. LOL. I hope you really do find something valuable though. That would be awesome!

[–]martinap 0 points1 point ago

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This gets me every time, thanks

[–]LordofthePies 0 points1 point ago

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I thought he was going to take his thumbs off or something.

[–]Angryfrog -1 points0 points ago

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actually made me laugh out loud for 5 minutes.

[–]edharken 5 points6 points ago

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that is a long time.

[–]funkmastamatt 6 points7 points ago

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thatd be exhausting

[–]Angryfrog 0 points1 point ago

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i actually burned quite a bit of fat.

[–]Grimleawesome 0 points1 point ago

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I hate it when that happens.

[–]toastyghost 0 points1 point ago

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oh... didn't see this on here a fucking week ago, or the week before that

[–]SenatorJ0eBiden 0 points1 point ago

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ha

[–]fawnmm 0 points1 point ago

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It's shit like this passengers! As a flight attendant I see stupid shit like this everyday. Ok, maybe not slamming someones head into the overhead bin, but pretty damn close. I did once have a dumb coworker close a bin on my fingers.

[–]sportsokkendrager 2 points3 points ago

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I did once have a dumb coworker close a bin on my fingers.

And that is why you call out the passengers?

[–]cleminem9919 -1 points0 points ago

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This gif made me paranoid trying to shut those dam things!

[–]mynameisLando -1 points0 points ago

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Haha, it hurt to watch this.

[–]brownster -1 points0 points ago

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did he died?