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[–]zserf 1 point2 points ago

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This is your mind on rum.

[–]SlugsOnToast 1 point2 points ago

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Arrrr-terial sclerosis.

[–]M4yc3 1 point2 points ago

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Lol awesome, how'd you do it?

[–]sprashoo 2 points3 points ago

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Photoshop

[–]baconisntfunny 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty awesome, I have to admit.

[–]tordenkalven 0 points1 point ago

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the bacon looks like a penis with two pair of balls

[–]baconisntfunny 0 points1 point ago

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That's hilarious.

[–]OGrilla -1 points0 points ago

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ur a fucken moron LLOOLOLOOLOLOOLOLOOOLOOLOOL

[–]publiclibraries 0 points1 point ago

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FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS!

[–]rhoges6 0 points1 point ago

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breakfast is serrrrrrrved!

[–]OGrilla 0 points1 point ago

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brockfast be sarved?

[–]SwirlStick 0 points1 point ago

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God damned that looks awesome. Would love to kill that right about now.

[–]ProtectersTouch 0 points1 point ago

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YARRRR that be a hearty breakfast me mattes.

[–]breachgnome 0 points1 point ago

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This makes me a Jolly Roger.

[–]VisualSingularities 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, I feel like we you have an idea it's get released to the global consciousness whether you share it or not..... Here's some breakfast I made last year. I call it Bacon Ho!

No photoshop except for the shadow of the plate.

[–]baconisntfunny 0 points1 point ago

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You're pretty talented. You could have named it something involving eggs, however, since they are the majority of the artwork and food involved, but whatever.

[–]cardinalpuff 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like turkey bacon....I'd imagine a true pirate wouldn't touch the stuff