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[–]pompadis 481 points482 points ago

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FUCK YOU GUMBY

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points ago*

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[–]cdtoad 27 points28 points ago

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Still confused...

[–]Onyxpanda 23 points24 points ago

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At 0:38 in the video you can see "GumbyBoutDatLif" leaves his Xbox Live party, so you can see he doesn't have some indiscriminate hate for Gumby.

It's real.

[–]Ghost29 7 points8 points ago

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Thank you so much for that.

[–]Onyxpanda 3 points4 points ago

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More importantly, give respect to the the one - and only - Demetry "BRRGRGRGRGGR" James (original video):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P0yfq2wDvU

[–]NeverSurrender 163 points164 points ago

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Let's go inside the mind of a Greg Jennings.

[–]BillyBreen 99 points100 points ago

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I put the team on my back, dude! Fuck it, you can't stop me! Cross the plane! TOUCHDOWN!

[–]ahladun 83 points84 points ago

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Oh no! the hawwdest hitting safety in the whole league!

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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OH SHIT! DAWREN SHAWPUH! ONE OF THE MOST HAWDEST HITTIN SAFETIES IN DA LEAGUE!

[–]p0tent1al 11 points12 points ago

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I put da team on my back doh..

[–]alecjay4 8 points9 points ago

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FUCK IT. YOU CAN'T STOP ME. CROSS DA PLANE. TOUCHDOWN!!!

[–]highzenburg 35 points36 points ago

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Ho' MA DICK!

[–]seanpackage 20 points21 points ago

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Fuck wit me...

[–]gravel1510 17 points18 points ago

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Da Determination Do!

[–]anonymousbear 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck your basketball where's Pokey???

[–]ggk1 8 points9 points ago

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I'm pretty sure he created a new body part....the "backdue"

[–]phixion 29 points30 points ago

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brrrererrrrrep

My leg broke, I don't know how the fuck I'm runnin right now

[–]LollyPoopdeck 23 points24 points ago

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I'ma do dis shit... pant, pant.... FOR MADDEN...

[–]blowinswishers 12 points13 points ago

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how is he runnin wit a broken leg, look at dis nigga holdin his shit do, dawg- he put the team on his back

[–]lakerfan91 15 points16 points ago

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with a broken fuckin' leg

[–]chwilliam 7 points8 points ago

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Gumby dammit!

[–]tgrich 5 points6 points ago

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The looks on their faces are priceless.. like "WTF is gumby doing in our house??"

[–]el_diablo5711 2 points3 points ago

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DAE go rewatch this video afterward?

[–]SergeantMajorGandhi 11 points12 points ago

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"FUCK YOU" -Gumby

FTFY.

[–]ahmedb07 3 points4 points ago

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cntrl-f "fuck you gumby", upvote....good work sir

[–]not_the_point 69 points70 points ago

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I'm pretty sure that was goaltending.

[–]oryano 17 points18 points ago

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On its way down, basket counts.

[–]HuruHara 4 points5 points ago

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OVER THE LINE ! Mark it zero, next frame.

[–]oryano 2 points3 points ago

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Bullshit, mark it 8 dude.

[–]H_E_Pennypacker 1 point2 points ago

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Uh, excuse me, mark it zero. Next frame.

[–]Cindy_Lou_Who 73 points74 points ago

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I'm Gumby dammit!

[–]Electrorocket 11 points12 points ago

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Awww, back when Eddie Murphy was funny!

[–]MYGODWHATHAVEIDONE 6 points7 points ago

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I think the first time I saw Eddie Murphy do his surly cigar-smoking Gumby was on SNL's 20th anniversary show. Have been trying to find a copy of that show for a while now.

[–]oddsratio 2 points3 points ago

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Are you sure this wasn't the 15th anniversary episode? I distinctly remember his Gumby sketch on that VHS and I don't think they produced one for the 20th anniversary (it would be the first episode of the 20th season). The 15th anniversary episode is on amazon used and probably up for download.

[–]knuckboy 5 points6 points ago

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Merry Christmas, Dammit!

[–]ChickenNutBread 1 point2 points ago

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Now get me a Morey Amsterdam sandwich!

[–]m4n715 1 point2 points ago

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I'm glad I didn't have to look too hard to find this comment. I needed this.

[–]TheGreatAndPowerful 1 point2 points ago

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So glad I ctrl-f'ed here

[–]NoveltyAccountFraud 268 points269 points ago*

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[–]TerrorBite 221 points222 points ago

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Wait a minute. You aren't relevant_rule34!

[–]SergeantMajorGandhi 115 points116 points ago

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He's a fraud!

[–]CommentAnagrammer 44 points45 points ago

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Ha, user fad!

[–]Accipe_Hoc 13 points14 points ago

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Hold on a minute! You're SergeantMajorGandhi not CaptainObvious.

[–]bluefinity 1 point2 points ago

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Call the feds!

[–]hellogoobly 5 points6 points ago

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I'll allow it.

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points ago

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Isn't it wonderful that at least 3 persons agreed do that picture? I.. I've... I've got tears in my eyes.

[–]silletta 7 points8 points ago

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There was probably some helpful influence from drugs.

[–]ihatepigeons 6 points7 points ago

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Totes! Gumby is clearly on something.

[–]White_Hamster 4 points5 points ago

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and at least two of them are pretty well-groomed

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking the same thing.
The world is a beautiful and wondrous place.

[–]FractalP 12 points13 points ago

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Now do Sure_Ill_Draw_That.

[–]slkjfdhsd 5 points6 points ago

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fuck that shit! i wanna see that novelty account that drawed things on his wifes tits!!

[–]Tiptup300 5 points6 points ago

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Well.....I'm not sure what I was expecting.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Oh god, where's Pokey?

[–]TandemSegue 5 points6 points ago

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Upboat for vaginas. Everyone loves human vaginas.

[–]staffell 2 points3 points ago

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Nice, but the trick is being able to pose as a different novelty account each time and still have people recognise who you are.

[–]DoctorMiracles 2 points3 points ago

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That... is... beautiful...

/faps furiously sheds a tear

[–]holocarst 2 points3 points ago

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Oh no, you are like Sylar from Heroes, you stole the powers of the other novelty accounts!

[–]cesarjulius 582 points583 points ago

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Pay close attention to sleeveless mclean knock on the wall, signaling to gumby when to come out, then pretend to be surprised. We are on to you.

[–]Disgod 388 points389 points ago

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Wait... Are you telling me these guys are phonies!!! And that's not the real Gumby!!! Oh cruel world, why must you dash my simplest of dreams!!

[–]cesarjulius 185 points186 points ago

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Nope. The shooter's surprise is genuine. This was a two-man con.

[–]eviljolly 22 points23 points ago

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Julius, you seem to be the quite the conspiracy theorist. Have a bad experience?

[–]cesarjulius 42 points43 points ago

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Muhfuckin backstabbers always fuckin up my ides an shit.

[–]rocketbootkid 6 points7 points ago

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Foul - Goaltending.

[–]cesarjulius 5 points6 points ago

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Yes, because goaltending is a foul in lunaticball.

[–]tcquad 56 points57 points ago

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The shooter's surprise doesn't seem genuine, especially since he hadn't even shot the ball when the door started to open.

[–]aroras 21 points22 points ago

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All three of them watch the ball and seem to be assessing the quality of the "spike" before deciding to act surprised.

If any of them were genuine, they'd be shocked that gumby was in the room before they even noticed that he was blocking the shot.

My best guess is that this was staged by all 3 and it wasn't even their first attempt at making this happen

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Are you Sherlock Holmes, motherfucker? [9]

[–]papajohn56 6 points7 points ago

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I'M THE SECOND SHOOTER!

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points ago

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LOOK EVERYBODY, THIS GUYS A BIG FAT PHONY!

[–]ceolceol 39 points40 points ago

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WE ALL FUCKING SAW FAMILY GUY, JESUS CHRIST.

[–]PillowyNugs 19 points20 points ago

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u mad bro?

[–]ceolceol 17 points18 points ago

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NO, WHY?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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His capslock key is just stuck.

[–]DimeShake 13 points14 points ago

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OH THANK YOU, CAPS LOCK MAKES THIS MUCH EASIER!

[–]Shadax 1 point2 points ago

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And he was talking casually to Jesus.

[–]sotdan 1 point2 points ago

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Literally everybody has seen Family Guy.

[–]GodShapedBullet 1 point2 points ago

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No no no! He never said that wasn't the real Gumby. Just that he had help.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]DaVincitheReptile 8 points9 points ago

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Wow that isn't old or anything.

[–]amaefm 3 points4 points ago

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Well if it makes you feel any better it's almost so old that it's new again for the next generation.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Wow...that makes it so less interesting. Thank you for pointing out how old it is. If you didn't I may have mistook my laughter for amusement. PHEW!!

[–]Kethol 19 points20 points ago

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Don't ruin it! What's next Gumby isn't real?

[–]Saturdays 32 points33 points ago

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Gumby is real. He owns a Pizza Chain

[–]away8907 15 points16 points ago

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Pokey sticks were the greatest thing in the world at 2am.... Goddamn I miss college sometimes.

[–]Saturdays 1 point2 points ago

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yesiree, pokey sticks shared amongst my on-campus co-workers was a weekly routine.

they had amazing specials so it was always a good deal as well.

[–]away8907 1 point2 points ago

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Damn man, Pokeys were an integral part of almost ALL my best experiences, at some point.

I may just drive to State College for some.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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College station Texas, sheeit, that's good enough for a 45-minute drive.

[–]Saturdays 1 point2 points ago

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Yea East Lansing is a 45 min drive for me.

[–]Bjoernn 7 points8 points ago

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Internet detectives at their best.

[–]randomly_upvoted_you 2 points3 points ago

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Indeed

[–]funkmastamatt 2 points3 points ago

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He isn't surprised at all when the door opens and Gumby comes through. But then feigns surprise after he slaps the ball away. Sleeveless was definitely in on it. The other two seem genuinely surprised and even ready to throw down with "Gumby"

[–]pillowplumper 2 points3 points ago

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Pretty sure the conclusive evidence here is that the didn't even flinch or turn to the door when it suddenly opened.

Good call man. A bit of party-pooping should never get in the way of truth, justice, and the American way.

[–]tanepiper 4 points5 points ago

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He looks like the kind of guy who'd commit brorape

[–]Ole_the_Lion 5 points6 points ago

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sleeveless mclean lol. Reminds me of all the different job titles in Ocean's 11

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[–]cesarjulius 3 points4 points ago

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I don't know what the motherfuck that picture has to do with your comment, my comment, or the original post, but THANK YOU.

[–]FORVICTORY 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know what that picture has to do with a bow and arrow either. Apparently I'm missing something.

[–]cesarjulius 2 points3 points ago

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If you look closely, you can see a bow and arrow to the right of her tits (and a little bit up).

[–]counterfitfake 1 point2 points ago

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Also, who leans like that?

[–]mikeman10001 1 point2 points ago

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He also throws the ball after the door is open.

[–]Black_Apalachi 1 point2 points ago

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Good spot! I found their surprise to be a bit of a giveaway in itself; I mean, it's pretty obviously someone they know in the suit but they (especially the one by the door) acted scared as if he's some stranger who has just burst into their house with a shotgun.

Also I knew something was up after a title like that when there wasn't a tactical insertion in sight.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, my grandfather was named Sleeveless McLeanknockonthewall.

[–]Andewz111 16 points17 points ago

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Is that a poster of Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire Directed by Lee Daniels Starring Mo'Nique?

[–]theghostofme 12 points13 points ago

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Now that you mention it, I'm surprised Tyler Perry wasn't somehow involved in that:

Tyler Perry Presents: Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire Directed by Lee Daniels Starring Mo'Nique with Tyler Perry as Precious

[–]tiercel 1 point2 points ago

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Feats use those posters as "cautionary tales" for beer goggles.

[–]TWhite14 47 points48 points ago

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[–]Gemini4t 26 points27 points ago

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The video makes it painfully obvious that the entire thing was staged and everyone was in on it.

[–]ggk1 1 point2 points ago

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this was like showing me santa claus before telling me he was fake

[–]alphabetgun 34 points35 points ago

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This is one of the rare times where making this a gif has enhanced the experience. Muting it successfully crops out the douchiness.

[–]SkaKri 17 points18 points ago

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I liked that dance.

[–]forresja 1 point2 points ago

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But with the video you get to see Gumby douche dance into the door. Worth it.

[–]DisraeliEers 2 points3 points ago

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The context made me downvote the gif ಠ_ಠ

[–]jpartridge 20 points21 points ago

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Suddenly, a wild Gumby appears!

[–]theghostofme 27 points28 points ago

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FRATBOY used FREE THROW!

It's not very effective!

[–]Meeruman 4 points5 points ago

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FRATBOY uses roofies It's very effective!

[–]Typoking 6 points7 points ago

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fuck you bitch, i'm Gumby! G-U-M-B-Why you wanna fuck wit me?

[–]roflhood 9 points10 points ago

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This is from the new reality TV show: "Gumby Intervention"

[–]Ultra_Colon 3 points4 points ago

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I actually googled that. If the show doesn't exist, we must create it!

[–]roflhood 1 point2 points ago

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Hahah, and it will finally be some high quality reality tv!

[–]serious_face 4 points5 points ago

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Gumby then proceeded to rape everyone in the room. It wasn't the first time.

[–]Namilrab 2 points3 points ago

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Gumby don't play no damn basketball.

[–]tubcat 3 points4 points ago

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Well here come a few sleeples nights. YAY!

[–]MoustacheMan 3 points4 points ago

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This is how I feel every time a flirty girl tells me she has a boyfriend.

[–]dunkleheit 2 points3 points ago

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That's why I don't hang out with Gumby when I wanna play nerf ball.

[–]SpiffyAdvice 3 points4 points ago

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I'm calling douche on the guy with the cap.

[–]phallucy 5 points6 points ago

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Makes you frightened of where Pokey might be hiding.

[–]jma1 2 points3 points ago

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GUMBY'S ONE TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER

[–]Kloss 2 points3 points ago

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It's Ghandi ! :)

[–]stucknmove 2 points3 points ago

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"Not in my house bitch!"

[–]snosrep 2 points3 points ago

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goal tending!

[–]blankslate924 2 points3 points ago

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Blockhead.

[–]sickb 2 points3 points ago

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this just instantly put me in an better mood

[–]Benny_the_Jew 2 points3 points ago

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This may be the greatest gif of all time.

[–]oopsie_dum_didley 2 points3 points ago

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Not in Gumby's house. Looks like he's been hitting that HGH too.

[–]danimal82 2 points3 points ago

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this is obviously an imposter. the real gumby would have simply walked THROUGH the door.

[–]The_Dirt_McGurt 6 points7 points ago

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Gumby don't take no shit, gumby ain't never been about takin' no shit.

[–]dontforget99 5 points6 points ago

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LOL FRATBOY HIJINKS TOTALLY FUCKING HILARIOUS BRAH!

[–]grabassin 2 points3 points ago

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i know rite?! i can't tell you how many times me and the boyz video tape ourselves playing door goal basketball and some abroham lincoln busts in wearing some HILAROUS costume! so cash!

[–]globoler 4 points5 points ago

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Gumby just Jacked Your Shit Yo!

[–]iBleeedorange 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking gumby, like a boss.

[–]Wolleyball 1 point2 points ago

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You gumby?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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No one with the username Gumby has commented yet? I'm surprised.

[–]tsipa 1 point2 points ago

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Like a BOSS!

[–]ejaws14 1 point2 points ago

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And he used to be such a nice guy.

[–]Moosebomber 1 point2 points ago

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I just love how Gumby has a "Bitch, it's on!" strut going on.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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GIT dat ball outta my FACE! How many times I got to tell you fools!? I'm GUMBY, DAMMIT! You don't put Gumby in the CLOSET!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Gumby, coming out of the closet, with a vengeance.

[–]daesoph 1 point2 points ago

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Get that shit outta Gumby's court!

[–]nurmalert 1 point2 points ago

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thats goaltending, brah

[–]tantricmocha 1 point2 points ago

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fuckin hilarious

[–]BluepaiN 1 point2 points ago

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Who else read this in the voice of the quake/ut announcer?

[–]burntcookie90 1 point2 points ago

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Sad Gumby at the Arby's near my school. Even had a hole in his face to smoke...

[–]Necromas 1 point2 points ago

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Where the hell did you get an adult sized Gumby costume?

[–]Izick 1 point2 points ago

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BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!

[–]zero619 1 point2 points ago

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"MY HOUSE" - Gumby

[–]lablablatada 1 point2 points ago

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[–]threelions 1 point2 points ago

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The best part is the reaction...those guys looked legitimately scared when gumby walked out

[–]rreegg 1 point2 points ago

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What are those guys doing with a "Precious" poster?

[–]TandemSegue 1 point2 points ago

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In this room full of testosterone the one thing that stood out to me as being odd is the poster on the wall for PRECIOUS.

[–]TheRealJeffMangum 1 point2 points ago

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DOES GUMBY LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

[–]bri1232001 1 point2 points ago

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The only person I know with a gumby costume is a guy named Mark. He wore it into central square in Boston on Halloween and nearly got molested by the homeless who live there.

Is that you Mark?

[–]YourCurvyGirlfriend 1 point2 points ago

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Is there a link to the original video please?

[–]mackmack 1 point2 points ago

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GUMBY GOES HARD IN THE PAINT!

[–]archer_archer 1 point2 points ago

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Gumby says, "Fuck that bullshit!".

[–]Durhammer 1 point2 points ago

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It's the disgust and utter contempt that is palpable despite the dehumanization of the Gumby. Such hatred, so active, so cruel in its expression, is the true image captured here. A work of art.

10.0

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[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 8 points9 points ago

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I had that obscure reference on vinyl

[–]BlackbeltJones 3 points4 points ago

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If you want Gumby to really freak someone out, you gotta hang that mini-hoop over a giant book.

[–]qbeanz 4 points5 points ago

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Gumby, eerie large and enraged, just as I remember him.

[–]sunnydaize 4 points5 points ago

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BITCH I'm Gumby!

[–]LastInitial 2 points3 points ago

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FUCK YOU GUMBY

[–]humanaftera11 2 points3 points ago

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Look at dis shit doe

[–]hypocrisy1776 1 point2 points ago

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I am Gumby dammit!

[–]MrBiggellsworth 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK YOU GUMBY!

[–]c_raig 0 points1 point ago

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NO EASY BUCKETS

[–]xployt 0 points1 point ago

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The more I watch this, the funnier it gets.

[–]uncletex 0 points1 point ago

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Dammit, he's Gumby.

[–]jimflaigle 0 points1 point ago

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That is the funniest thing that would make me shit myself in real life.

[–]milksteaktogo 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Daanishm 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Daniel Tosh throwing the ball!?

[–]asdfman123 0 points1 point ago

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That motherfucker could walk through a goddamn wall if he wanted to.

[–]MatthewX5000 0 points1 point ago

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the dude next to the door kind of ruins it with his 3 second delay on reaction to gumbi.

[–]Jakemizer 0 points1 point ago*

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Get that weak shit outta here!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Bro!

[–]ultimateuncfan 0 points1 point ago

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In case anyone is wondering that is Kendall Marshall, point guard at North Carolina

[–]rednalo 2 points3 points ago

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Weird, we all thought it was Gumby.

[–]keithrox 0 points1 point ago

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GUMBY GUMBY, He's here and he will goaltend all day. GUMBY!

[–]insomattack 0 points1 point ago

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gumby! luv it.

[–]theghoul 0 points1 point ago

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Gumbercules? I love that guy.

[–]lotictrance 0 points1 point ago

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It's... it's got everything.

I laughed for 10 solid replays straight. Truly, a gif to end all gifs.

[–]DoctorMiracles 0 points1 point ago

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MOTHERFUCKIN' GUMBY IS IN TEH HOUSE BEEOTCHEZ

God I loved Gumby!

[–]keezel 0 points1 point ago

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I would upvote but right now it's sitting at 1337 and I don't want to ruin it.

[–]moby323 0 points1 point ago

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GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUT OF HERE.

[–]have_heart 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK YOUR BALL!

[–]dungar 0 points1 point ago

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JUSTICE DELAYED IS JUSTICE DENIED.

[–]drsatan1 0 points1 point ago

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i watch this and imagine the guy in the suit shouting, "Bitch!" when he hits that ball

[–]sellby 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking gumby.

[–]jmay006 0 points1 point ago

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I'M GUMBY BITCH!