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[–]johnmcawesome 76 points77 points ago

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If anyone's wondering here is the original source.

[–]stibbs 31 points32 points ago

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[–]veasmkii 1 point2 points ago

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Aw shit, literally poker-face to laughing myself to tears in 5 seconds.

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 0 points1 point ago*

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I propose this one to be "Amazing"

And this one is just "fantabulous"

[–]Thee_Monocle 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ರೃ

[–]Humpa 7 points8 points ago

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These are great! Shame that it looks like he's not updating though.

[–]NoxMortalitus 3 points4 points ago

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These are hilarious!!!!

[–]Bjoernn 0 points1 point ago

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ಥ_ಥ

Then we'll make him!

[–]aphextom9 8 points9 points ago

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this one seems like it would be perfect for a "me gusta" at the end

[–]projektdotnet -2 points-1 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I could not stop cracking up after this

[–]zuperxtreme 1 point2 points ago

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[–]no_other 4 points5 points ago

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[–]insideman83 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, zillion had to STEAL this? No one else could have thought of this?

[–]Bjoernn 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you :)

[–]BedMonster 22 points23 points ago

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I love how she's still scowling at him for dancing. Why is she still there?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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He started getting down before she had time to do anything else. Dude is committed.

[–]crocadoc 10 points11 points ago

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its reposts all the way down

[–]farfle10 8 points9 points ago

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this one is another great one i just stumbled on

http://joncomics.com/12.html

[–]jasonofcompsci 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for posting, that sucked. :)

[–]Mushroomer 5 points6 points ago

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The Cheat! We had that lightswitch installed so you could turn the lights on, and off. Not so you could throw glowstick rave parties!

[–]mahouyousei 4 points5 points ago

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Anyone else get the DDR song stuck in their heads?

[–]L_Etranger 0 points1 point ago

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yep, first thing I thought of.

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[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone has to win a break-up. That's why its fun to just agree sarcastically and then just go on about your business.

[–]Lockski 2 points3 points ago

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Can't touch this!

[–]donwilson 1 point2 points ago

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How many times must this be reposted?

[–]mdohrn 0 points1 point ago

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42

[–]jeremytoulalan 2 points3 points ago

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This is seriously the most fantastic comic; I think I'll refer to it in all my introspection and philosophies.

[–]jasonofcompsci 0 points1 point ago

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For that I would prefer this one. http://joncomics.com/9.html

[–]huge_toes 2 points3 points ago

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I think this is one of the first posts I ever saw of I_Rape_Cats. I really enjoy it.

[–]I_RAPE_CATS 4 points5 points ago

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Even when I posted it, it was a repost.

[–]offdah3z 7 points8 points ago

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Don't repost :( Quote the original bro-ham

[–]Kanuckle_Head 2 points3 points ago

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Isn't there an animate version, or am I remembering wrong?

[–]IDrinkBatUrine 2 points3 points ago

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I want to repost.

[–]ReallyAmazingPersUN 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ultranoodles 1 point2 points ago

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I wish i could do this :'(

[–]penfield 1 point2 points ago

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This one always cracks me up! I never get tired of this one, like the "AFRICA" comic.

[–]w0wz3rz 1 point2 points ago

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[–]HxCWildebeest 1 point2 points ago

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[–]L_Etranger 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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He's on MDMA.

[–]whoshotjfk 1 point2 points ago

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C&H did something similar to this

[–]aphextom9 1 point2 points ago

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for a sec, i thought you meant Calvin and Hobbes, and i was like "wtf, I know my c&h, they never had raves or breakups.....oh, wait, cyanide & happiness"

[–]Jeran 0 points1 point ago

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I will be doing this next time.

[–]UninformedDesigner 0 points1 point ago

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You can't explain that!

[–]undersquirl 0 points1 point ago

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dance stick figure DANCE!

[–]4011isbananas 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else hear "Jungle Bogey" in their head when they saw the last panel?

[–]mecharedneck 0 points1 point ago

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No, I heard "dvdvdvdit dvdvdvdit dvdvdvdit dvdvdvdit dvdvdvvvvwwwwooowwww... tktktktktktktktktttttttttttttttttdvdvdvdit dvdvdvdit dvdvdvdit dvdvdvdit, etc.".

[–]4011isbananas 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds like you've got mind-gremlins

[–]mecharedneck 1 point2 points ago

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The q-tips weren't working, so I've upgraded to galvanized nails.

[–]DaYooper 0 points1 point ago

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Where's Repost Jesus when you need him?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The title got this stuck in my head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbG6M28UkFg

[–]KingPickle 0 points1 point ago

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I like his rendition of Forever Alone

[–]hot_richard411 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Gzalzi 0 points1 point ago

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I think I was playing GTA before this game came out...which is strange because I was 6 when this game came out.

[–]ObviouslyObliviousGi 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, so he wanted to dance, but she wouldn't let him?

[–]Renian 0 points1 point ago

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[–]cg_redditor 0 points1 point ago

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I will store this for when the next break up comes.

[–]Slimey79 0 points1 point ago

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When there ain't enough to go around, I'd rather be left alone...

[–]Chubbstock 0 points1 point ago

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[–]khayber 0 points1 point ago

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Go ahead, give it to me.

[–]NoParents 0 points1 point ago

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This one always makes me laugh.

[–]Vinura 0 points1 point ago

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BREK IT DOWN! DA NA NA NA

[–]PieTimes 0 points1 point ago

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Ooooh! It feels good to be free! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGnJYMRC9NE Keeping break-ups fun since 2007.

[–]NonPermissive 0 points1 point ago

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How very buttersafe.

[–]badaids 0 points1 point ago

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I expected more metal

[–]alo81 0 points1 point ago

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JontheNinja (Original Creator) Is straight up awesome. One of the funniest comic makers on the internet

[–]sundowntg 0 points1 point ago

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I want to break free

-Freddie Mercury

[–]IrEgption 0 points1 point ago

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damn. 600 karma from a repost?

[–]TargetMeat 0 points1 point ago

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I've been waiting for that joke for fifteen years

[–]dunkleheit 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure this is what inspired the Tom Petty song

[–]alicapwn -1 points0 points ago

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GENIUS!

[–]Ivan_Vodochka -1 points0 points ago

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In my country after breakup we like to breakdown, usually her mother's door, and then we rape her. It's for fun.

[–]somerandomguy02 -1 points0 points ago

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haha, i laughed

[–]phreakymonkey -1 points0 points ago

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You don't "break down," you "break it down." The joke doesn't work.

[–]grammer-nazi-nazi 0 points1 point ago

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No, you just can't find anything humerous unless it fits your narrow and restrictive semantics.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because fuck you, that's why.