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[–]thegunisgood 39 points40 points ago

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Without a "NSFW" no one will fall for it.

[–]CallerNumber4 7 points8 points ago

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I figured a few would click the comments just to rage about the no NSFW tag.

[–]slowdeatha 3 points4 points ago

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Only NSFW if one panel had a cock in her face with one sneaking up behind her.

[–]taoistextremist 55 points56 points ago

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Downvoted for not linking to the source.

[–]Prometheusx 6 points7 points ago

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I think that would have given the joke away.

With an imgur link people can kind of assume it's porn, just not tagged with "NSFW", but link to source in comments

[–]ArcticCelt 1 point2 points ago*

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Plus the title was "Superhero" not the fucking punchline. He took the joke from the comic and made it a headline making the rest of the comic pointless to read.

[–]qwerty420 3 points4 points ago

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Agreed. Reddit depends on imgur way too much.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Seeing obtuse goose would have given the joke away. Thanks for downvoting a well executed joke, jackass.

[–]kingoftown 7 points8 points ago

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clicked link

was disappointed

[–]pulezan 0 points1 point ago

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the infinite loop, dude

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Credit to the author somewhere in here

[–]kha3 17 points18 points ago

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What an amazing...

puts on sunglasses

cock-a-doodle

[–]CallerNumber4 2 points3 points ago

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Do. Sorry I couldn't resist, the final word must be said.

[–]StevenXC 1 point2 points ago

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[–]AndrewSoup 1 point2 points ago

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YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

[–]dbre2 3 points4 points ago

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[–]PlasmaSheep 56 points57 points ago

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PUNCHLINE. IN. TITLE.

[–]Hesitris 10 points11 points ago

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In this case it's acceptable, as the same line helps set up the joke.

[–]paranoid_pirate2 29 points30 points ago

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No, it is supposed to be the surprise at the end of the comic.

[–]ammig 8 points9 points ago

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Exactly. That's the premise of misdirection. Without the last panel of the guy clicking, an explanation would have been in order. However, that last part is what makes it a joke. Yeah.

[–]shiftup72 2 points3 points ago

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Exactly. what he said.

[–]fhoward 6 points7 points ago

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Yes, but the point is that you're supposed to read the innocuous part and then be surprised by the dirtier interpretation. If you already know the punchline then reading through 5 panels about the battle is kinda pointless.

[–]Bunco 3 points4 points ago

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Ah well, fapped anyway.

[–]philcrikey 2 points3 points ago

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It's a trap!

[–]supertroop 2 points3 points ago

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that's funny because it's not.

[–]azon85 2 points3 points ago

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I somehow managed to see "Petite girl takes on two monster cookies at once".

I clicked the link and was very confused.

[–]nkkl 0 points1 point ago

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I read that too! Except instead of being confused I was disappointed; I kept hoping that giant cookies would show up.

[–]madagent 1 point2 points ago

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When this shit isn't posted to some subreddit porn related, I always know its a trick.

[–]Tallain 1 point2 points ago

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Abstruse Goose is the best

[–]bonsaigon 1 point2 points ago

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Still Fapable!

[–]electricveal 1 point2 points ago

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Was I the only one who expected chickens?

What I didn't expect was a badly compressed multi-megabyte PNG on my metered connection.

I can only blame myself for this multi-tiered disappointment.

[–]artydecor 0 points1 point ago

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Nope. Knowing reddit I knew right away it would be chickens.

Just a a post about a "cute pussy" will be about cats.

[–]the_minimalist 2 points3 points ago

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DON'T PUT THE FREAKING PUNCHLINE IN THE FREAKING TITLE!!!

[–]goonerredandwhite 2 points3 points ago

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you suggest a title then

[–]musicsexual 0 points1 point ago

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When I read the title I figured it'd be a pic of a girl holding two large roosters lol.

[–]NinjaBear77 0 points1 point ago

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Go on....

[–]yanchovilla 0 points1 point ago

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Top Gun reference. Nice.

[–]CallerNumber4 0 points1 point ago

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That 70s show reference, nice...

[–]joxterthemighty 0 points1 point ago

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so... meta...

[–]angelkely1213 0 points1 point ago

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Clicked link...everything turned out better than expected.

[–]Jackdabomb 0 points1 point ago

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I clicked on it not even looking at the title, usually when there's a nsfw tag I notice it and don't click on it but right before it loaded I noticed the title and had a mini heart attack because my mom was right next to me.

[–]rankao 0 points1 point ago

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My College Mascot is a big raging cock. These cock jokes don't disappoint or surprise me at all.

[–]MachetePhil 0 points1 point ago

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To my surprise porn wasn't the first thing to come up when I googled this. In fact, the source of this comic was the first thing to come up and then the second link was this reddit post. Only the third link was porn.

[–]condalitar 0 points1 point ago

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Bravo!

[–]SLOWchildrenplaying 0 points1 point ago

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Clicked link. Was very disappoint.

[–]greenlightman41 0 points1 point ago

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totally not disappointed

[–]5-50 0 points1 point ago

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clicked, saw, immediately backspaced.

[–]HumbleDrop 0 points1 point ago

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Wanders off to RedTube and searches the title of this post.

I see some compelling discrepancies. Hmm.

[–]silent_p 0 points1 point ago

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Let's see... repost, punchline in title, not citing your sources...

I'm afraid I'm going to have to write you up, and suspend your license. That's a 500 karma fine, and you'll be required to attend a remedial course in order to have your license reinstated.

[–]LOHare 0 points1 point ago

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I think there's a Top Gun reference in there!

Yee-Ha! Jestor's dead!!

Could be just a coincidence though.

[–]Ws_Ws_EVERYWHERE 0 points1 point ago

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Yoshimi?

[–]slimNotShady 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly what I expected. Did not disappoint.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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BOUSes? I don't think they exist.

[–]sunamumaya 0 points1 point ago

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You should have put a [NSFW] in there for good measure.

[–]Lockski 0 points1 point ago

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12 yr old on /r/girlsgonewild. Yup, that sums it up.

[–]yuno10 -2 points-1 points ago

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WTF! Put a [NSFW] tag!!!