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[–]mjayb 3 points4 points ago

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I now have "Hey Mr. Japanese man, play a song for me" stuck in my head.

Edit: Now it's the William Shatner version.

[–]I_pee_in_coke 3 points4 points ago

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The width of the whales anus is probably the length of that man.

[–]mulligrubs 1 point2 points ago

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I was going to mention how awesome it is to see the whales eye looking at the diver. Yeah, I got nothing.

[–]ObviousContext 3 points4 points ago

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For people who don't know:

This is a reference to how Japan has a propensity for hunting whales of varying species. The act of the handshake is showing that there are no longer hard feelings.

[–]rasputine 4 points5 points ago

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you're missing the actual context, and the more obvious one:

this is a reference to how people are claiming the earthquake and tsunami were caused by the whales, who were angry at the japanese for killing whales. Since they have now both decimated each other quite well, they now consider themselves even and are shaking hands to seal the truce.

[–]hdd1080p 1 point2 points ago

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Thats just what the media wants you to think. In reality, they are placing the blame on whales to cover up the impending dolphin uprising.

[–]iampayette 1 point2 points ago

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So long and thanks for all the fish motherFUCKER. * Blam Blam*

[–]jdutra[S] 1 point2 points ago

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'seal' the truce. Nice.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Who shakes with their left?

[–]jdutra[S] 4 points5 points ago

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boy scouts, asians, and whales. maybe not asians...

[–]Tacitah3 1 point2 points ago

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Daddy said not to trust a left-handed shake....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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People holding stuff with their right hands?

[–]Wyrmshadow 3 points4 points ago

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Fucka you dorphin! Fucka you whale!

[–]CoffeeTeaMe 0 points1 point ago

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I would shit my pants. Heavily.

[–]belligerent1 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a strange giant black penis.

[–]perseid 0 points1 point ago

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We need superwhalezoid power NOW!

[–]HyperSpaz 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, isn't that one from the "what is the coolest picture of yourself" thread in AskReddit a while back? I think it was the top voted comment.

[–]lakerswiz 0 points1 point ago

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This was a redditor.

[–]brittina 0 points1 point ago

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I'm waiting for the whale to go "jk" and withdraw his fin...

[–]brittina 0 points1 point ago

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Fin or flipper? Not sure...