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[–]1chi 12 points13 points ago

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There appears to be some suspicious white powder on the left midget's foot.

[–]Cottonteeth 13 points14 points ago

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Midget gymnasts. Bam, mystery solved.

[–]LaJollaJim -2 points-1 points ago

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I saw that too, probably skin bleaching powder :/

[–]skond 10 points11 points ago

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You know what I'd do with half a million dollars?

[–]tirdun 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to correct you and BAM. Well played, sir.

[–]AssumeTheFetal 20 points21 points ago

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Hes drinking til they look younger.

[–]amburka 8 points9 points ago

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They gotta be starting something...

[–]wilburton 44 points45 points ago

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Midgets. Second only to children

[–]SickBoy7 13 points14 points ago

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Is that coke on the right midget's foot?

[–]moogle516 27 points28 points ago

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Having seen a lot of right midget foots and cocaine before , I have to say yes.

[–]mind_drips 1 point2 points ago

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You've never done coke off a midget's foot before?

[–]sellby 15 points16 points ago

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He found a loop hole.

[–]breech 3 points4 points ago

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he reffered to it as "practice"

[–]FURYOFCAPSLOCK -1 points0 points ago

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The other other white meat

[–]notfeelingthat 20 points21 points ago

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You can't explain this

[–]diggemigre 13 points14 points ago

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I really can't.

[–]Redshark 10 points11 points ago

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Sometimes when you have to much to drink, you lower your standards.

[–]diggemigre 23 points24 points ago

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Alcohol can certainly dwarf your judgement.

[–]Inconsequent 4 points5 points ago

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Or cause you to come up short.

[–]diggemigre 4 points5 points ago*

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This thread needs a quote from ...Arrested Development.

[–]isitmizzit 4 points5 points ago

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The fact that you call it 'pop pop' tells me you're not ready.

[–]1qaztom 2 points3 points ago

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You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mom says.

[–]Pasaris 5 points6 points ago

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Is it strange that this photo actually pushes the Michael Jackson needle closer to normal?

[–]SimQ 4 points5 points ago

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You forgot to mention the pink glitter tie. The pink glitter tie is the key to this image.

[–]relupa 0 points1 point ago

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Purple.

[–]mind_drips 1 point2 points ago

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Fuschia.

[–]Helen_A_Handbasket 0 points1 point ago

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That's 'fuchsia'.

[–]texaspoet 0 points1 point ago

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"Fuchsya"

[–]VictorSage 1 point2 points ago

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I do believe this is on the set of Captain EO. I recall seeing both these chicks in a documentary that was hosted by Whoopie Goldberg back in the 80's... How do I remember this?

[–]BillyMcGorn 2 points3 points ago

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Is that the midget hooker from Total Recall on the right?

[–]lacienega 0 points1 point ago

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She is

[–]joot78 2 points3 points ago

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... that's it for me today. Thank you.

[–]Bruc3w4yn3 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I don't really know what I expected when I clicked the link...

[–]H_E_Pennypacker 2 points3 points ago

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If I had that kind of money, I would not be drinking fucking Smirnoff. I'm poor and I drink better vodka than that.

[–]foomp 2 points3 points ago

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This. This is how i choose to remember him.

[–]edstatue 2 points3 points ago

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Aren't those dwarves, not midgets?

[–]00zero00 1 point2 points ago

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And so it began

[–]youngrd 1 point2 points ago

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I like that shirt.

[–]SleepForever 1 point2 points ago

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Partyin' Partyin' YEAH!

[–]rughmanchoo 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like it's fucking Groundhog Day with this picture.

[–]flargenhargen 2 points3 points ago

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no, groundhogs are slightly smaller and much more hairy.

[–]danifestmestiny 1 point2 points ago

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I like it when I find a good Halloween costume idea well in advance

[–]flargenhargen 1 point2 points ago

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my goal in life is now to party with 2 drunk midget chicks.

[–]Solfire 1 point2 points ago

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I can only assume one of them was Billie Jean.

[–]hugobranca 1 point2 points ago

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One is Billie, the other one Jean.

[–]elastic-craptastic 1 point2 points ago

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IAMA request: One of the midgets in this photo?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Haters gonna hate.

[–]skepticalben 1 point2 points ago

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I believe this photo is behind the scenes at the Disneyland Captain EO production.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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One would think at that stage in his career he could afford better vodka.

[–]zephirum 1 point2 points ago

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I was Ctrl + F "Kristov" to see if someone would comment on that.

[–]professormarvel 3 points4 points ago

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TIL michael jackson had a three way with two midgets

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Charlie Sheen is jealous...

[–]Skyhooks 1 point2 points ago

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In my head Michael Jackson didn't drink alcohol... was this common knowledge that he did?

[–]babycheeses 0 points1 point ago

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It's staged.

[–]dontgoatsemebro 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus Juice.

[–]PhnomPencil 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ladyrock21 2 points3 points ago

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I believe little people is the correct term

[–]russianout 0 points1 point ago

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The use of the word dwarf is no longer permissible, i.e. politically correct?

[–]flargenhargen 2 points3 points ago

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and my AXE!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Total fucking hipster

[–]jd230 1 point2 points ago

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Repost see?

[–]Bandito13 0 points1 point ago

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What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?

They both put their meat in 12 year old buns. -Heard when I was in 5th grade.

[–]fasted808 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing to see here...move along

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That midget has some skin condition on her leg/ankle.

[–]tHeSiD 0 points1 point ago

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Midget Jacksons?

[–]darthvalium 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly what it says on the tin.

[–]Tynictansol 0 points1 point ago

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This looks like one of the 80's models, here. So that was at least 20 years before he passed. Just imagine whatever else he could have gotten into since then.

[–]MisterInternet 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking hate midgets, with the furry of half of a thousands suns.

[–]JohnnyCashed 0 points1 point ago

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Easy there, Mr. Jackson, they're light weights

[–]Bjoernn 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, is this picture real? Anyone got the backstory?

[–]lacienega 1 point2 points ago

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First day of rehearsals for Captain EO, the girls played the costumed characters of the two little alien things, they were messing about with set props.

[–]Bjoernn 1 point2 points ago

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Oh. Thank you :)

[–]the_klowne 0 points1 point ago

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They're children he's ALLOWED to fuck.

[–]BEEPBUS 0 points1 point ago

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Black Michael knew how to party.

[–]iamBillCosby 0 points1 point ago

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drunk goggles. he thought those were children.

[–]FranMan32 0 points1 point ago

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Suckin down that Jesus Juice.

[–]svidrod -2 points-1 points ago

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i believe repost is the correct term

[–]Jackist -1 points0 points ago

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Strait Vodka. Damn son!

[–]Flat_corp -1 points0 points ago

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Alpha as fuck haha.

[–]GodsButler -1 points0 points ago

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[–]gingerchris -1 points0 points ago

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What the hell happened Michael Jackson? Photographic proof right here that you used to be cool, then you went all crazy paedo zookeeper and died and stuff.

[–]Iamabassi -3 points-2 points ago

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You could say they're "fun sized!"

YEEEEEEEEAAAAA!!!!

[–]jooose -1 points0 points ago

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I guess alcohol turning chicks (into a) 10 still applies.

[–]Slimey79 -1 points0 points ago

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Training wheels

[–]reeksofhavoc -1 points0 points ago

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Then he got all white and married that Elvis chick.

[–]50missioncap -1 points0 points ago

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That's not Michael Jackson. That guy's black.

[–]yeahkeogh -1 points0 points ago

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Barf barf vomit blarg

[–]markevens -2 points-1 points ago

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Isn't this better than fucking actual children? And yeah, that is coke on the midget's foot.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Midgets are disgusting.

[–]MandatorySuicide -2 points-1 points ago

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Just MJ battling his inner pedophilia

[–]kashodi -3 points-2 points ago

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Because they look like kids and he can get around the legalities

...ouch...sorry