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Just Michael Jackson, vodka, and two midgets. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 year ago by drceverettkoop
[–]1chi 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
There appears to be some suspicious white powder on the left midget's foot.
[–]Cottonteeth 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
Midget gymnasts. Bam, mystery solved.
[–]LaJollaJim -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
I saw that too, probably skin bleaching powder :/
[–]skond 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
You know what I'd do with half a million dollars?
[–]tirdun 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I was going to correct you and BAM. Well played, sir.
[–]AssumeTheFetal 20 points21 points22 points 1 year ago
Hes drinking til they look younger.
[–]amburka 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
They gotta be starting something...
[–]wilburton 44 points45 points46 points 1 year ago
Midgets. Second only to children
[–]SickBoy7 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
Is that coke on the right midget's foot?
[–]moogle516 27 points28 points29 points 1 year ago
Having seen a lot of right midget foots and cocaine before , I have to say yes.
[–]mind_drips 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
You've never done coke off a midget's foot before?
[–]sellby 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
He found a loop hole.
[–]breech 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
he reffered to it as "practice"
[–]FURYOFCAPSLOCK -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
The other other white meat
[–]notfeelingthat 20 points21 points22 points 1 year ago
You can't explain this
[–]diggemigre 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
I really can't.
[–]Redshark 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
Sometimes when you have to much to drink, you lower your standards.
[–]diggemigre 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
Alcohol can certainly dwarf your judgement.
[–]Inconsequent 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Or cause you to come up short.
[–]diggemigre 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago*
This thread needs a quote from ...Arrested Development.
[–]isitmizzit 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
The fact that you call it 'pop pop' tells me you're not ready.
[–]1qaztom 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mom says.
[–]Pasaris 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Is it strange that this photo actually pushes the Michael Jackson needle closer to normal?
[–]SimQ 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
You forgot to mention the pink glitter tie. The pink glitter tie is the key to this image.
[–]relupa 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Purple.
Fuschia.
[–]Helen_A_Handbasket 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
That's 'fuchsia'.
[–]texaspoet 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
"Fuchsya"
[–]VictorSage 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I do believe this is on the set of Captain EO. I recall seeing both these chicks in a documentary that was hosted by Whoopie Goldberg back in the 80's... How do I remember this?
[–]BillyMcGorn 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Is that the midget hooker from Total Recall on the right?
[–]lacienega 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
She is
[–]joot78 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
... that's it for me today. Thank you.
[–]Bruc3w4yn3 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Yeah, I don't really know what I expected when I clicked the link...
[–]H_E_Pennypacker 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
If I had that kind of money, I would not be drinking fucking Smirnoff. I'm poor and I drink better vodka than that.
[–]foomp 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
This. This is how i choose to remember him.
[–]edstatue 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Aren't those dwarves, not midgets?
[–]00zero00 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
And so it began
[–]youngrd 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I like that shirt.
[–]SleepForever 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Partyin' Partyin' YEAH!
[–]rughmanchoo 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I feel like it's fucking Groundhog Day with this picture.
[–]flargenhargen 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
no, groundhogs are slightly smaller and much more hairy.
[–]danifestmestiny 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I like it when I find a good Halloween costume idea well in advance
[–]flargenhargen 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
my goal in life is now to party with 2 drunk midget chicks.
[–]Solfire 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I can only assume one of them was Billie Jean.
[–]hugobranca 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
One is Billie, the other one Jean.
[–]elastic-craptastic 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
IAMA request: One of the midgets in this photo?
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Haters gonna hate.
[–]skepticalben 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I believe this photo is behind the scenes at the Disneyland Captain EO production.
One would think at that stage in his career he could afford better vodka.
[–]zephirum 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I was Ctrl + F "Kristov" to see if someone would comment on that.
[–]professormarvel 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
TIL michael jackson had a three way with two midgets
Charlie Sheen is jealous...
[–]Skyhooks 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
In my head Michael Jackson didn't drink alcohol... was this common knowledge that he did?
[–]babycheeses 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
It's staged.
[–]dontgoatsemebro 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Jesus Juice.
[–]PhnomPencil 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
ಠ_ಠ
[–]ladyrock21 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I believe little people is the correct term
[–]russianout 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
The use of the word dwarf is no longer permissible, i.e. politically correct?
and my AXE!
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Total fucking hipster
[–]jd230 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Repost see?
[–]Bandito13 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both put their meat in 12 year old buns. -Heard when I was in 5th grade.
[–]fasted808 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Nothing to see here...move along
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
That midget has some skin condition on her leg/ankle.
[–]tHeSiD 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Midget Jacksons?
[–]darthvalium 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Exactly what it says on the tin.
[–]Tynictansol 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
This looks like one of the 80's models, here. So that was at least 20 years before he passed. Just imagine whatever else he could have gotten into since then.
[–]MisterInternet 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I fucking hate midgets, with the furry of half of a thousands suns.
[–]JohnnyCashed 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Easy there, Mr. Jackson, they're light weights
[–]Bjoernn 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Haha, is this picture real? Anyone got the backstory?
[–]lacienega 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
First day of rehearsals for Captain EO, the girls played the costumed characters of the two little alien things, they were messing about with set props.
[–]Bjoernn 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Oh. Thank you :)
[–]the_klowne 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
They're children he's ALLOWED to fuck.
[–]BEEPBUS 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Black Michael knew how to party.
[–]iamBillCosby 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
drunk goggles. he thought those were children.
[–]FranMan32 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Suckin down that Jesus Juice.
[–]svidrod -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
i believe repost is the correct term
[–]Jackist -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Strait Vodka. Damn son!
[–]Flat_corp -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Alpha as fuck haha.
[–]GodsButler -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Just a repost from less than 2 weeks ago
[–]gingerchris -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
What the hell happened Michael Jackson? Photographic proof right here that you used to be cool, then you went all crazy paedo zookeeper and died and stuff.
[–]Iamabassi -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 year ago
You could say they're "fun sized!"
YEEEEEEEEAAAAA!!!!
[–]jooose -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
I guess alcohol turning chicks (into a) 10 still applies.
[–]Slimey79 -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Training wheels
[–]reeksofhavoc -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Then he got all white and married that Elvis chick.
[–]50missioncap -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
That's not Michael Jackson. That guy's black.
[–]yeahkeogh -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Barf barf vomit blarg
[–]markevens -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
Isn't this better than fucking actual children? And yeah, that is coke on the midget's foot.
[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
Midgets are disgusting.
[–]MandatorySuicide -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
Just MJ battling his inner pedophilia
[–]kashodi -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 year ago
Because they look like kids and he can get around the legalities
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