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[–]Reddit-Hivemind 50 points51 points ago

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Steve Buscemi may not be the most attractive guy.. or an attractive guy.. or even an aver--- what I'm getting to is he's a great actor

[–]Leejin 20 points21 points ago

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... and an awesome volunteer firefighter that jumped right in on the rescue after 9/11, and a guy who stops crazy bar fights.

Steve Buscemi is an amazing person. This picture upset me...

[–]Lampmonster1 14 points15 points ago

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For anyone that doesn't know the story, before he was an actor Steve was a firefighter in NY city. After 9/11 he showed up at a station, geared up and went to work. He refused pictures and interviews and just did the job because he knew how and thought he could help.

[–]rotat 2 points3 points ago*

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Steve is also an excellent director as well (Lonesome Jim, a few Sopranos episodes, Animal Factory, Trees Lounge).

[–]QuickPhix 5 points6 points ago

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He's kinda funny looking.

[–]seenitbefore 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, just you know, funny looking.

[–]Speedraca 24 points25 points ago

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[–]Jackist 0 points1 point ago

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The One ring's a hell of a drug.

[–]the_nell_87 36 points37 points ago

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Meth will turn me into Steve Buscemi? I'm in.

[–]freakball 0 points1 point ago

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Meth will turn Steve Buscemi into me? I'm in!

[–]freemeth 3 points4 points ago

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I got this man.

[–]synthaxx 15 points16 points ago

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Changing gender and becoming a great actor might not be normal, but on meth it is!

[–]tgrich 9 points10 points ago

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Unless you're in Hollywood. Then those things are normal..

[–]CaptainChaos 5 points6 points ago

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Or Thailand.

[–]Osmotic 5 points6 points ago

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Old news is exciting!

[–]Wilhelm_Amenbreak 4 points5 points ago

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You take that back!! Steve Buscemi is a saint!!

[–]drock_1983 9 points10 points ago

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Shut the Fuck up Donny!

[–]sge_fan 2 points3 points ago

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The Chinaman is not the issue here, dude!

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[–]captainpoopoo 0 points1 point ago

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Walter, this isn't a guy who built the rairoads here, this is a guy... who...

[–]Leopold3 0 points1 point ago

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Asian American.

[–]MandatorySuicide 0 points1 point ago

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We're talking about unchecked aggression here dude.

[–]Valcgo 6 points7 points ago

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repost from about a week ago

[–]Stumpyupy 2 points3 points ago

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Buscemi is the fucking man. How dare you mock his attractiveness.

[–]withoutapaddle 1 point2 points ago

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Boardwalk Empire.

[–]liveryowl 1 point2 points ago

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adiction will turn you into all kinds of actors : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyQb192-CPQ

[–]NathanFillion 1 point2 points ago

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Not even once.

[–]THIR13EN 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck all these posts, I'm sick of them. He's fucking great. That is all.

[–]I_Am_The_Whoosh_King 3 points4 points ago

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OP just so you know the last picture is actually of actor Steve Buscemi, not the woman from the previous two pictures. This submission may be confusing to some.

[–]BROshon_Moreno 4 points5 points ago

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fucking repost... DIAF

[–]murraydaskull 1 point2 points ago

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Gollum?

[–]PaperChampion 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Conchobair 1 point2 points ago

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There is a version previously posted that has Gollum as the 4th picture.

[–]TheUrge 0 points1 point ago

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Why do I gotta be mister pink?!

[–]j3one 0 points1 point ago

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I wasn't talking to you, Deeds. I was talking to that squirrel over there.

[–]DontTrustThisMan 0 points1 point ago

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Doing meth isn't normal, but on meth it is.

[–]jerrycheesecake 0 points1 point ago

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RLWP

[–]GroundhogExpert 0 points1 point ago

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Steve Buscemi is a terrible drug.

[–]GroundhogExpert 0 points1 point ago

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I don't always use celebrity drugs, but when I do, I use Charlie Sheen.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He used to be so pretty...

[–]zosofrank 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously though, this shit will kill you.

[–]xvtx 0 points1 point ago

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dude but his acting in fargo man....fucking fargo....fargooo.....[7]

[–]DifferentOpinion1 0 points1 point ago

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Next photo: Charlie Sheen...

[–]cdmccabe 0 points1 point ago

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you're out of your element, donny!

[–]VladdyB 0 points1 point ago

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METH. Will change you eye colour.

[–]ReelBigEgo 0 points1 point ago

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Mind = Blown

[–]zombieron 0 points1 point ago

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Now that is funny shit!

[–]rebeccalmighty 0 points1 point ago

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yeah!!! steve buscemi lives in my neighborhoooooood

[–]kagneokami 0 points1 point ago

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Looks better now.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Lmao! That's great.

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[–]YottaDren 2 points3 points ago

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i like both variations

[–]PaperChampion 1 point2 points ago

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I don't this one really just makes more sense. That "-" just brings it to a new level of joke approval.

[–]YottaDren 0 points1 point ago

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i see you point and not the first one doesnt seem as good...

[–]langcastle 0 points1 point ago

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Meth - it makes you repost

[–]brojones -1 points0 points ago

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It's not normal to repost submissions for karma. But on meth it is.

[–]swellsurfer -1 points0 points ago

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And another repost!

[–]Hristix -1 points0 points ago

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She was already in the throes of meth when the first picture was taken. People using any appreciable amount of meth look like hell. Lack of sleep, lots of irritating smoke, malnourishment, etc. But you can actually use meth and still look decent as long as you keep up with your hygiene and nutrition.

There's nothing magical about meth that makes it worse for you than other drugs. Crack addicts, heroin addicts, pillheads, etc, all generally have the same issues that meth heads do. It's just that meth is so widespread and cheap that we're seeing more chronic druggies in places other than the bad side of town.

[–]figgada -3 points-2 points ago

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I do not mind you stealing my findings, some credit; however, would be kind. Thank you.

[–]metalmartyr[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Your "findings"? Fuck you. I never saw your post. I actually saw this on spaceghetto and posted it here from imgur instead of linking to that cesspool. If I could credit the person who made the image, I would, but you can stick your credit for "finding" it before I did up your ass. Sideways.