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[–]kieferm8 12 points13 points ago

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[–]RightOnWhaleShark 6 points7 points ago

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Best. Graphic. Novel. EVER.

[–]DisposableAcct-1452 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]R0CKER1220 1 point2 points ago

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That was a great read! I just saw someone reading it at school today, too!

[–]phond 8 points9 points ago

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or the present

[–]vholecek 3 points4 points ago

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those guys look like the Combine

[–]phond 1 point2 points ago

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disturbing similarity

[–]alterzax 1 point2 points ago

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Wow I didn't even notice. Upvote for Half-Life

[–]laffmakr 2 points3 points ago

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I always thought it would be Barney, but this makes more sense.

[–]doug346578910[S] 3 points4 points ago

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There was actually a point in time when they were both in a power struggle. Each had about half of the world under their control until Mickey destroyed Barney and his followers. Mickey's army of Plutos are too strong.

[–]laffmakr 0 points1 point ago

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Very interesting. I would have thought that the battle strategies created by General Baby Bop would have been able to repel an oncoming horde.

Who knew.

(By the way, TIL that Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato were both featured on the Barney & Friends show.)

[–]djacobson86 0 points1 point ago

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I still remember Baby Bop standing in front of the tank when Mickey's army came strolling in.......... really made a terrible noise when the tank didn't stop. And the camps.....oh the camps. Barney tried to keep up the spirits by singing the I love you song, that was until they took his vocal cords.

[–]jimozu 2 points3 points ago

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and what of the combine?

have they fallen to this....evil

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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We should inform Goofy, he will form a puprising! hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!

[–]TeddyJackEddy 5 points6 points ago

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Down with the plutocracy! Cars and pants for everyone!

[–]vholecek 4 points5 points ago

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Just wait until they begin the Ariel assaults...

[–]LegoAsimo 1 point2 points ago

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Watch out for the Mickey Industrial Complex!

[–]losferwords 1 point2 points ago

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All Hail der Wundermaus!

[–]SirBigMan 1 point2 points ago

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I always hear this crap about Disney and have friends that work there that talk crap but what about this?

[–]uberpenguin 1 point2 points ago

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[–]alterzax 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen it 3-4 times in here already...

[–]Spiro_Agnew 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SwirlStick 1 point2 points ago

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I would still live there.

[–]jeremythelee 0 points1 point ago

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Then it's true! Walt Disney and Hitler are frozen!

[–]Ochy00 0 points1 point ago

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I'm.....alright with this?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Maus

[–]mrhames 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, but being a ninja in the resistance would be cool.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What ninja resistance?

[–]mrhames 0 points1 point ago

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dude in the bottom left looks like a wanna-be ninja, which is what I would be.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The joke is that no one knows about it because they are ninjas...

[–]mrhames 0 points1 point ago

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gotcha, see I'm not even remotely a ninja.

[–]omgkitties14 0 points1 point ago*

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Time machines but no cameras in the future, eh?

[–]almightyartisan 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Xcalibeer 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it.

[–]occi 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck the future

[–]i_shirt_u_not 0 points1 point ago

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Any higher resolution than this?

[–]jonnie5 0 points1 point ago

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I'd join the Mickey legion for those cool gas masks and helmets.

[–]Dhomochevsky 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, so Disney is an evil, fascist conglomerate that saps every drop of life from this world and feeds on its innocence? Pfft, news at 5.

[–]Contradictory_Lurker 0 points1 point ago

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Beware the catocaust

[–]pelanderfunk 0 points1 point ago

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New theme park?

[–]Nimgoble 0 points1 point ago

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New desktop background.

[–]Climb 0 points1 point ago

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Source?

[–]MaxyDawg 0 points1 point ago

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Admit it; we all saw this coming.

[–]smihc 0 points1 point ago

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source pls

[–]Slapguts 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone who has driven west from Orlando on I-4 has probably seen this creepy fucking thing.

[–]bsdboy 0 points1 point ago

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Mickey Mouse is dead

Got kicked in the head

[–]thepinecone 0 points1 point ago

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Chairman Mauss!

[–]VonPlutz 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone please make the statue look like the Deadmau5 head?!

[–]Flyntard 0 points1 point ago

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I figured it would've been more along the lines of "bite my shiny metal ass!!"

[–]nowitslikemagic 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god, I'm going to Disneyland tomorrow for a special private night.

It begins!

[–]jackyface 0 points1 point ago

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STOP IT, INTERNET! Am I the only one who will defend their childhood, here?

[–]HunterTheDog 0 points1 point ago

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Post it in /r/trees, would probably get more of a following there :P

[–]MrHowardBeale 0 points1 point ago

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This is not the future, it's already happening.

[–]MyOtherCarIsEpona 0 points1 point ago

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Kingdom Hearts 3

[–]gdtchden1gma -1 points0 points ago

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what's the problem? he's clearly just looking for kyle.

[–]Sciencelego -1 points0 points ago

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bitch this is the future lol