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[–]boograss 3 points4 points ago

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you gotta make it past the semi finals to get the gorillions!

[–]KFCdoubledownvoter 1 point2 points ago

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I'd go bananas.

[–]MeGrimlock4 1 point2 points ago

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[–]disc2k 0 points1 point ago

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Is a gorillion more or less than a brazillian?

[–]Raddithehutt 0 points1 point ago

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Its less than a Godzillion fer sure

[–]thebattlingsiki 0 points1 point ago

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You know what's cool?

[–]Bleedmaster 0 points1 point ago

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No, what?

[–]thebattlingsiki -2 points-1 points ago

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A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? A gorrilion dollars.

[–]markzeo 0 points1 point ago

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Why is that Gorilla melting?

[–]el_pinata 0 points1 point ago

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He's missing two arms...I've played too much D&D.

[–]ebaymymind 0 points1 point ago

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If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a monkey. Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

[–]youlovemeoryouhateme 0 points1 point ago

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Why not two monkeys?

[–]RedSnt 0 points1 point ago

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Jinro hwaiting!

[–]temroT 0 points1 point ago

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Im rich!

... that joke works better on people who know that my first name is rich... my bad