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[–]Rude_Narwhal 61 points62 points ago

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Dear god it's like you decided to grave rob the internet with that picture.

[–]propaglandist 19 points20 points ago

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Still funny.

[–]InsideOutBaboon 2 points3 points ago

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agreed. Why should I have to sift through all the crap on 4chan to find the funny stuff when Reddit already does it for me?

[–]akusu 27 points28 points ago

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Baman!

Baman!

Baman! Baman!

Baman! Baman Baman Baman Baman Baman Bamaaan!

[–]Mobula 7 points8 points ago

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One is for penut bubber, two is for tuba, three is for... WHERE'S THREE???

[–]Chaser892 6 points7 points ago

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Did you forget three is your house?

[–]webmasterm 4 points5 points ago

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My boots are all sticky.

[–]Bobinator2000 4 points5 points ago

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I believe this is your sandwich.

[–]Shadefox 2 points3 points ago

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Oh yea, dat mine

[–]imamonkeytoday 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus, I am so fucking ** L O S T**

[–]sundowntg 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jowdyboy 17 points18 points ago

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T

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T T

T T T T T T T

[–]eliotnz 4 points5 points ago

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Holy awesome Batman

[–]themantiss 15 points16 points ago

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fuck thats funny

[–]TokiBumblebee 9 points10 points ago

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Mein Gott this made me lose my shit.

Edit: It just gets funnier the longer you stare at that face next to the text.

[–]gigreviews 8 points9 points ago

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Woah if reddit loves that I've got a whole dusty folder of old /b/ pictures I could karma whore...

as does everyone else.

[–]propaglandist 5 points6 points ago

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What are you waiting for, oldfriend?

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 0 points1 point ago

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Been nine hours, and I still don't see any. Get off the pot.

[–]monolithburger 4 points5 points ago

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I actually laughed for a good 5 seconds. I then closed the window, thought about what I wanted to do with my life in the current moment.

Conclusion: read batman joke again.

[–]DrRabbitt 4 points5 points ago

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funniest shit i have seen in months

[–]blokfort 2 points3 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ c'mon now really?

[–]Calvert4096 1 point2 points ago

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can't...breathe...

[–]Brunninator 1 point2 points ago

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I honestly laughed so hard I got the hiccups and threw up. My having been drinking might have had something to do with that, however.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]An_Angry_Whale 1 point2 points ago

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utterly hilarious... are there any more comics with that face? whats it called?

[–]Waffle01 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I desperately needed one healthy laugh before I went to bed alone tonight. Thank you for this, it really saved my day.

[–]XarCrius 1 point2 points ago

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Man that's awesome!

[–]awesomepostbro 1 point2 points ago

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Don't care how old it is, this nearly made me piss myself. If there's one thing Batman lieks, it's incontinence.

[–]vholecek 1 point2 points ago

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I don't care if this is a repost, I still get tears streaming down my face from laughing at this...and I don't even know why it's still funny

[–]ZQMFGB 9 points10 points ago

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This is the definition of ancient.

[–]mmazurr 31 points32 points ago

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Who cares. This is the first time I've seen this.

[–]ZQMFGB 2 points3 points ago

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Let us know when you finally see that dancing baby gif, I'm sure you'll find it hilarious as well.

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 6 points7 points ago

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It's like leveling up for internet hipsters.

[–]lurklikeabutterfly 6 points7 points ago

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What level do I have to get to so I can go around Reddit telling everyone how old their links are?

[–]BuzzedLikeAldrin 0 points1 point ago

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Somewhere between ThatsItGuysShowsOver and I_RAPE_CATS but below SIDT.

The More You Know.

[–]DarkReaper0 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen posts like this calling something old before, where's the new content reddit?!

[–]ZQMFGB 0 points1 point ago

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Sadly, it's mostly advice animals and forever alone comics.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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What are we 4chan now?

[–]shaunzilla 4 points5 points ago

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wait a second..am i on the wrong website?

[–]dragonpaulz 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, you want this one.

[–]Toolage 0 points1 point ago

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Ancient, but still funny.

[–]edharken 0 points1 point ago

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preposterous

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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IHM BHATHMHANH!

[–]shmauk 0 points1 point ago

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That's my SMS tone!!!

[–]mrmyxlplyx 0 points1 point ago

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BIFF

BIFF? What kind of door crashes open with a BIFF sound effect?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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BREAKING: InfinitePower invents time travel, uses it to go back to 2008 and snap picture of 4chan.

[–]InfinitePower[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, it was only when I came back from 2008 that I acquired my Infinite Power.

[–]redux42 0 points1 point ago

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Can't. Stop. Laughing!!!

[–]MysterySolved 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not even sure how to react to this.

[–]F3Ck 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Lucky_Charms 0 points1 point ago

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Any one hear Billy Joel's "River of Dreams" when they read the first sentence..?

[–]redlion81 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Paxman94 0 points1 point ago

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TIL that the sound of a house being blown apart=BIFF

[–]WestMich2ChiCity 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed entirely too hard at that.

[–]2Pro4U 0 points1 point ago

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What a dick, twitter that shit instead.

[–]Batman_verified_user 0 points1 point ago

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I can't get enough.

[–]mitchij2004 -3 points-2 points ago

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This deserves more love.

[–]Im_a_gringo 1 point2 points ago

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Milk deserves more love.

[–]Kubaker1 10 points11 points ago

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Chocolate milk deserves more love.

FTFY

[–]blokfort 5 points6 points ago

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[–]enevoldsen 1 point2 points ago

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That's it. Installing!

[–]blokfort 0 points1 point ago

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lulz

[–]jeremythelee -4 points-3 points ago

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why is reddit littered with 4chan copy pasta today? did the newfags find someplace else to seek attention?

[–]ShadyBiz 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to upvote you but you said 'copy pasta'.

Fucking memes >.>

[–]Backupusername -1 points0 points ago

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A ham and cheese sandwich?

I was warned, and yet I never even suspected!

[–]Zmodem -1 points0 points ago

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