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[–]North101 38 points39 points ago

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Fuck it! We'll do it live!

[–]StaticHorizon 1 point2 points ago

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Ha! I'm about to do an 8-minute speech over upper-atmospheric lightning that I have absolutely no clue about, nor have I prepared, so I'll be sure to remember these words... Words of wisdom, they are.

[–]yParticle 1 point2 points ago

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"Upper-atmospheric lightning, or transient luminous events, can be broken down into categories I like to call 'lucky charms'. Check this shit out..."

—15 seconds on Wikipedia before class

[–]StaticHorizon 1 point2 points ago

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Yep, pretty much what I did. I don't know where I'd be without mobile internet on my cellphone.

[–]taco_tuesdays 213 points214 points ago

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In fact, this exact phenomenon is occurring at this precise moment in time.

[–]ikcelam 67 points68 points ago

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I am currently engaged in an all nighter read-a-thon with 400 pages of text to read and analyze. I procrastinate a little too much.

[–][deleted] 70 points71 points ago

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Read 400 pages of reddit comments instead.

[–][deleted] 74 points75 points ago

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Scumbag Redditor

Reads 400 pages of comments to procrastinate.

Doesn't upvote any.

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 13 points14 points ago

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Instead, downvotes many.

[–]12yawaworht 13 points14 points ago

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I've often thought I would be super productive if I could put all the academic text I have to read into the form of reddit comments.

[–]noprotein 0 points1 point ago

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That would make for a great outline.

[–]mmca 4 points5 points ago

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Haha, me too!! Except I have to read 300 pages + complete an 8 page paper.

[–]zaferk 3 points4 points ago

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In high school, I had to read a book for English class. I dont know why but we had to buy the book for some reason, and it had to be chosen from an approved list. The teacher gave us the assignment in September and it was due around January.

Come early January, and I haven't even read my book, much less went out and bought it. Even worse, I couldn't even remember what my book was, and was too embarrassed to ask the teacher, so I went out and bough 2 books I was sure I was assigned to read.

In the end... I never even read the book(s). 5 years later, they are still on my shelf collecting dust. Cant remember how I did in that class though.

[–]thus-sung 8 points9 points ago

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I used to do that too except I was wicked good at bullshitting my way through high school English. Presentation written period before it was to be presented? 94. Project we'd been given months to work on? Typed the typed portions at 2 AM the night before/morning it was due, cut the pieces out on the bus, put everything together in the half hour block before the class it was due -- got a 97.

[–]JimBobRascal 9 points10 points ago

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Ahhh high school. When you could rely on the gross ineptitude of many others to make your work look good.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Works for all levels of life if you choose your peers wisely.

[–]thus-sung 1 point2 points ago

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I almost miss it! All you needed to do for presentations was do no more than five minutes of "research" and just act like you were the most confident sonbitch who ever gave a presentation and you were golden.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Hey, me too! It's just an exam for me, though.

[–]mmca 5 points6 points ago

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JUST an exam?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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yeah, only 15% of the grade. Nbd.

[–]Grantismo 0 points1 point ago

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Ditto, I'm working on wiring up a processor :[

[–]menomenaa 37 points38 points ago

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You are all making me feel so much better.

Thesis advisor worried about me not having a thesis for my thesis. Told him not to worry. He should worry.

[–]can_i_frick_it 25 points26 points ago

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Yo dawg.

You should probably put a thesis in your thesis.

[–]ZeekySantos 10 points11 points ago

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So you can have A statement supported by arguments on your written essay submitted for a university degree... Dawg.

[–]Harinezumi 0 points1 point ago

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So you can procrastinate while you procrastinate.

[–]LARKit 9 points10 points ago

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I feel your pain. The lack of firm deadlines in my current MA class has destroyed my productivity. I swear, if there isn't a gun against my head...

[–]sigilvii 1 point2 points ago

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I am in the exact same position. Good to hear people are procrastinators like me, but sorry to hear we're all not making progress on our theses.

[–]noprotein 1 point2 points ago

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Procrastinated too much, I'm not even in any classes. Did no thesis.

Felt guilty anyway, grew up catholic (mea culpa?)

[–]sigilvii 0 points1 point ago

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What happened, did you end up dropping the program?

[–]noprotein 0 points1 point ago

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I registered and was trying to balance way too much, decided I would need a really big commitment and didn't want to fuck up grad school so I cancelled/dropped out until a future time where that can be the focus.

Even with a stipend and fellowship you need some kind of job & help to get by. I couldn't figure out a budget that would work. No SO or parent money to speak of. Oh well, time to travel and work instead =)

[–]philds391 18 points19 points ago

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God damnit same here. Currently writing a 6 page paper due in 10 hours. I've gotten as far as the research.

[–]mbora 27 points28 points ago

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Sounds like you're ahead of the game. Take a break, play some video games for a while. 10 minutes a page is more than enough time for undergrad papers. Make sure to budget another 10 for formatting and citation.

[–]philds391 6 points7 points ago

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I like the cut of your jib.

[–]LARKit 16 points17 points ago*

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20-25 page paper due in...5.5 hours. 15 pages done after two all-nighters, so things are going...okay.

Should have done this shit in December, like I was supposed to.

UPDATE: Done and handed in. 19 pages instead of 20, but fuck it I said what I needed to.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Haha, reminds me of my undergrad thesis. Did like 65 pages over 3 days. So glad that shit is over. Course, now I write papers for scholarly journals, but that's like 10 pages (8 pt, single space, double column) every third of the year. And of course there's the dissertation, but we don't talk about that.

[–]OperIvy[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Do they print it in 8 pt type, single spaced? I have not had the pleasure of reading a scholarly journal, my good man/ma'am.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Ma'am, and I exaggerated a bit, it's more like 10pt but it is single spaced and double columned. The problem is usually the limit is usually 8-12 pages per paper and you have to cram in a shit load of information (enough to prove whatever new discovery you made in the field) so you spend 50 hours mucking around with latex trying to make everything fit within the page guidelines.

It really depends on what journal you submit to though, but in general CS/CE journals are all about the cramming. But yea, once you submit it in that format that's the way it gets printed.

[–]malapropist 4 points5 points ago

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That means you have a little over 3 hours from the posting of my comment.

I wish you luck, LARKit! Many has been the time I wished I had someone rooting for me to finish an assignment of mine, so I really and sincerely hope you find you finish your paper without too much stress or difficulty. It is my sincere hope that you stumble upon a vein of inspiration that propels you towards a coherent and stimulating argument in favor of your cause. May your Word cursor glide freely across the page, driving your page counts relentlessly higher, toward the syllabus-prescribed page count of 20 to 25. My greatest hope is that after a not-too-large amount of effort, you will find yourself in front of a insightfully summary conclusion to what, once graded, will be an A paper, completely satisfying the requirements of the assignment. Perhaps the universe may even deign to bestow upon you a touch of knowledge as a token of your experience working on this assignment.

Good luck!

[–]LARKit 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for the words of encouragement! I actually saw your comment about a half hour after you wrote it and it definitely gave me another wind. Paper's done and handed in. We'll see how it goes when I present it to the class tomorrow.

Take care!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That's about the same as me then, 20+ pages to write in the next 2 hours. sigh

[–]noprotein 1 point2 points ago

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Just walk into class with your dick out, it'll go... okay.

But seriously, you'll act horrifically embarrassed and eventually run out of the room. The professor will understand why you didn't turn it in and ask for it next class or you can just assume this to be true. Should buy you a week.

[–]REIGNx777 8 points9 points ago

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I just started on a presentation that I have to give at 10:30am

It's 2:39am and I've done the title slide...

...I did nothing all day

[–]worthBak 2 points3 points ago

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How curious! I find myself in the same predicament.

[–]wingedgopher 6 points7 points ago

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It's pretty much why I go to reddit. I have a French midterm tomorrow, a criminal justice paper due Thursday, and a 300 page book to finish within a week or so that I just started. I am terrible at this stuff.

[–]jayratch 11 points12 points ago

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You'd think with Reddit down so much lately, we would have gotten caught up by now.

But nope, we just keep clicking refresh...

[–]Libran 7 points8 points ago

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Like one of those lab rats that keeps hitting the button for cocaine instead of the one for food.

[–]noprotein 0 points1 point ago

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It's surprisingly accurate. We'll die, finger on f5 at our keyboards.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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3am now... still grading this damn bullshit

[–]illz569 1 point2 points ago

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I've got a speech to give in about three hours. I'm probably going to start working on it in two.

[–]ggggbabybabybaby 2 points3 points ago

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This attitude also carries over into the real world after you graduate and you get a career.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Me too. Fucking Ethics, bah.

[–]Mr_Moe 0 points1 point ago

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I just accidentally submitted an incomplete essay to turnitin.com. Thinking I could easily resubmit again but it turns out I can't resubmit at all. This is after 48+ hours of no sleep. Screw this sort of thing. I'm going to bed.

=_=

[–]noprotein 0 points1 point ago

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Email professor immediately, should be fine.

[–]Mr_Moe 1 point2 points ago

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I did, after 10 minutes of panic and feeling nauseous. Everything went better than expected.

[–]noprotein 0 points1 point ago

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Excellent, glad to hear. Those were stressful days back then... however, days are still stressful just not in a get a paper done kinda way.

[–]embretr 0 points1 point ago

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[–]teakayfortoowon 0 points1 point ago

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It's like watching my own magic act the way time disappears when I have something to do.

[–]bunnyofdoom 0 points1 point ago

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Actually me too. Yet somehow I'm still on reddit...

[–]mistermittens 341 points342 points ago

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Foul? No.

Bachelor? No.

Frog? Yes.

You've almost got the hang of this.

[–]ggggbabybabybaby 130 points131 points ago

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Due Tomorrow?

Eat an entire pizza and a dozen hot wings. Masturbate in the living room. Hand in essay with buffalo sauce and cum stains.

[–]addandsubtract 26 points27 points ago

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But where is the frog?!?

[–]elmphlemp 49 points50 points ago

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Sperm look like little tadpoles

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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I'd love it if they grew into tiny jizzfrogs :]

[–]elmphlemp 13 points14 points ago

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Fly, my pretties! Fly!

[–]GotTheHotsForMyAunt 3 points4 points ago

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Ribbit. Reddit. Ribbit.

[–]hudders 17 points18 points ago

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Hand in essay written in buffalo sauce and cum stains.

[–]fx2600 3 points4 points ago

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This happens way too often.

[–]Exnie 16 points17 points ago

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It's not in /r/adviceanimals either.

[–]rogersmith25 8 points9 points ago

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This bad behavior is reinforced. Mediocre advice animals get to the front page from /r/funny -- more readers. Unless the /r/funny starts downvoting for wrong subreddit, we're going to be stuck with "redditor student frog" on the front page.

[–]hugeposuer 32 points33 points ago

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This happens way too often.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I know, right?

[–]KnightKrawler -1 points0 points ago

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lol

[–]alwayssunnyinca 0 points1 point ago

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Due Tomorrow?

Masturbate. Do tomorrow.

[–]thedoge 0 points1 point ago

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Try reading it this way:

"Due tomorrow?" -- sees a pregnant chick

"Do tomorrow" -- have sex with her after she delivers the baby

FBF

[–]DWells55 37 points38 points ago

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I've attempted to justify this behavior to myself by claiming that I do my best work at the last minute because I'm the most motivated.

Blatant lie.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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My friend and I- when we were attending community college classes while in high school, had the motto "Morning papers are A papers" because if we wrote them in the morning we didn't tend to over think them.

Worked there, not so much in university... depending on the paper of course.

[–]raptron 5 points6 points ago

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My motto in undergrad was "pressure makes diamonds."

[–]JoDASHeL 7 points8 points ago

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No man, I am legitimately more focused, and work much harder on things when I do them last minute. I am also full of shit at this very moment..

[–]TVTiZtiK 2 points3 points ago

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I probably should have checked this thread prior to putting this on your wall. Have an upboat for your troubles. [6]

[–]castle21 28 points29 points ago

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So true...

Scroll Scroll Scroll

[–]TheBalance 72 points73 points ago

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How exactly does this fit into "foul bachelor frog?" There's nothing foul about this.

[–]Thamonsoon 8 points9 points ago

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To be honest, it's best to have the topic fresh on your mind when you walk in to class. Right?

[–]icemanflam 10 points11 points ago

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I have 4 essays due by next Friday.... I'm drinking a beer and watching a documentary about bears. They stomp the fuck out of ribcages when they kill

[–]mrkite77 8 points9 points ago

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Doesn't get any better outside of school either... except the sense of accomplishment is higher. You've had a month to work on a project, didn't start it until 2 days before the deadline... still completed on time!

[–]MisterNetHead 6 points7 points ago

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Can I get a "FUCK YEAH!"

[–]taolbi 0 points1 point ago

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America!

[–]ShakeDatBear 3 points4 points ago

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Procrastination is like masturbation, its great until you realize you're fucking yourself.

[–]argleblarg 5 points6 points ago

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[ ] Foul

[ ] Bachelor

[X] Frog

[ ] At all funny

[–]jayratch 20 points21 points ago

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Upvoted because, at this moment, it is 4:25 AM tomorrow and I just finished the thing that was due noon yesterday.

I still have the thing that was due three weeks ago to worry about. And the thing before that. And my oral presentation in 12 hours on the massive thing due last month that I haven't even looked at.

But thank you for reminding me that I am not, in fact, the worst student in the world. Just the worst one at my desk right now.

[–]Smudge777 7 points8 points ago

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at this moment, it is ... tomorrow

Okay...

[–]rikxik 3 points4 points ago

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Especially with exams, tax returns and projects that you hate.

[–]osabr22000 0 points1 point ago

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Tax returns are the dumbest. The sooner you complete, the sooner you get your money back.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Due tomorrow? Skip Class.

[–]lesghost 3 points4 points ago

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Due in a month? the horror

[–]mick88 2 points3 points ago

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Sorry sir, this is incorrect use of the meme and therefore I shall downvote. Good bye.

[–]OriginalSyn 0 points1 point ago

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I thought that's what he meant, that he uses the wrong meme all the time.

[–]rfw 3 points4 points ago

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I have the awful habit of "Got today? Do today".

[–]pedleyr 2 points3 points ago

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If it was meant to be done earlier it would be due earlier. Problem?

[–]dec0o 2 points3 points ago

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This is me right now.

3/8 pages done, no cohesive theme or thesis, due in 4.5 house, on reddit.

It'll be okay I think though.

[–]Libran 2 points3 points ago

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I'm in this exact situation. Except it's due in about -45 hours.

FUCK IT. WE'LL DO IT LIVE.

[–]osabr22000 0 points1 point ago

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No it won't. You'll get a "D" in the class.

But for the prerequs... "D" stands for "done".

[–]greengoddess 10 points11 points ago

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Due tomorrow? Reddit all night.

[–]ScreamingSkull 3 points4 points ago

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Internet. Forever.

[–]jngrow 2 points3 points ago

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Hey yeah. It's almost 1 and I have an essay due in 13 hours. Thanks for the reminder!

But also not bachelor frog.

[–]heyfella 2 points3 points ago

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DUE TOMORROW?

BLAST IT WITH PISS.

[–]Polebull 2 points3 points ago

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I wish that could be me right now. My deadline was two days ago and I'm doing it today.

I think I need procrastination therapy or something. seriously.

[–]Greene22 2 points3 points ago

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If you wait untill the last minute to do something, it will only take a minute to do it...

[–]zacheadams 2 points3 points ago

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Never forget?

Never remember.

[–]davysaur 2 points3 points ago

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RIP foul bachelor frog. They hardly knew ye.

[–]EmRav 2 points3 points ago

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Ten page essay due tomorrow... Better start.

[–]cefriano 4 points5 points ago

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It's really beginning to bother me how many Foul Bachelor Frogs apply to my lifestyle.

[–]tondo22 1 point2 points ago

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theres a bachelor frog just like that. Its no longer fun and games when bachelor frog turns into bachelor-greg

[–]adamas 4 points5 points ago

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Welcome to College :)

[–]jayratch 0 points1 point ago

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Welcome to the workforce.

(FTFY)

[–]floppypick 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome to life?

:(

[–]malted 1 point2 points ago

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Ahhh! Flashbacks! I'm so glad I've graduated.

[–]Saboot 1 point2 points ago

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Yes! I can mock everyone else's laziness for once!*

  • I am on spring break.

[–]shadow1515 1 point2 points ago

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You haven't lived until you've written a five-page literary analysis in 45 minutes.

[–]Zeppelanoid 1 point2 points ago

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If by "this" you mean repostS, then yes, it happens WAY too often.

[–]Medicalizawhat 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck you people. I've been working on my Soc Law esssay for a month. The draft is finished but it still looks shit to me. How do you people do it?

[–]it_funny_because 1 point2 points ago

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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU'RE PROCRASTINATING!!!

[–]tardytheturtle 1 point2 points ago

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Although I do find this funny and to be particularly true in my personal life, my analysis in the context of this particular meme is as follows

Foul: negative. Bachelor: negative. Frog: affirmative. Solution: downvote.

Sorry, but I had to do it.

[–]jazzdonkey 1 point2 points ago

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How is this a foul bachelor frog?

[–]pled 1 point2 points ago

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Fail at Bachelor Frog, but I'm sitting here on reddit instead of completing my History essay that's due in exactly two hours.

[–]dyzzy 1 point2 points ago

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Turn in term project a semester late.

Didn't take the final exam.

Still get a B+ in the class.

[–]MrImpossible 1 point2 points ago

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Also see: Due Yesterday? Do Never.

[–]pfk505 1 point2 points ago

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I have just spent a significant amount of time reading the comments in this thread instead of completing an assignment due in 2 hours... wait what?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This doesn't really work if you're British. "Due" and "do" are pronounced differently.

[–]snarfy 1 point2 points ago

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Procrastination is the result of your brain and your heart wanting different things. Being 'in the zone' as some say, happens when your desires are in sync. The trick is making that happen.

[–]Kerblaaahhh 0 points1 point ago

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The trick is making that happen.

Well thanks for that useful advice.

[–]snarfy 1 point2 points ago

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I can't really help motivate you but it helps to recognize why we procrastinate. You usually know what you need to do but don't feel like doing it. Are there things you can do that will motivate you? It's really something only you can know.

[–]LarrySDonald 1 point2 points ago

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Never put off today that which you could easily put off tomorrow.

[–]DerpityDog 1 point2 points ago

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I made an A on every single paper I did the morning of my freshman writing course in college.

[–]Twad 2 points3 points ago

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That is truly disgusting.

[–]nomowolf 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think this works as well if you don't have a north american accent.

"D-yoo tomorrow"

"Doo tomorrow"

Nope.

[–]Twad 0 points1 point ago

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I think it still sounds ok, I'm more annoyed by Mountain Dew and their "Do the Dew" campaign.

[–]nomowolf 0 points1 point ago

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Don't get mountain jew over here

[–]eyeluvbologna 0 points1 point ago

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We won the right to fuck up the language when we tossed the Red Coats out.

[–]nomowolf 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not saying one is better... they're just differences.

I speak hiberno-english. For example: I'm after telling you what dialect I speak.

[–]tomoom165 2 points3 points ago

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Due tomorrow? Do never.

[–]trashmouth12 0 points1 point ago

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My life right now. Reddit isn't helping.

[–]green8ball 0 points1 point ago

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Procrastination at its finest.

[–]TeishaDawn 0 points1 point ago

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This is currently happening with me.

[–]JackpotDen 0 points1 point ago

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8:43 am, I've been half working half procrastinating all night.

What do I win?

[–]osabr22000 0 points1 point ago

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Less time to jack off. You better finish it.

[–]del_rio 0 points1 point ago

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I just started and finished 6 pages of typing in the last 5 hours because the report is due in less than 10. DAMN YOU REDDIT FOR BEING SO ENTERTAINING

[–]monedula 0 points1 point ago

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I should be so lucky. Being no longer in college, but in a position where I am trying to get both suppliers and customers to do things, their approach tends to be "Due tomorrow? Do in a couple of weeks time. Maybe."

[–]angelsins 0 points1 point ago

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This just hardcore backfired on me... I had an essay due tonight at midnight, which I'd done a tiny bit of work on yesterday, but was going to finish tonight... only it proved harder than imagined and I handed it in 3 late... for a penalty of a 10% dock x_x

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Tomorrow? Fucking week later.

[–]Mizzet 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, I've got half a dozen architectural plans and sections to draw before tomorrow's class and I stumble onto this.

[–]no-w-here 0 points1 point ago

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a due do doer? That sounds a bit off

[–]tondo22 0 points1 point ago

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midterm tomorrow. Its quite simple review all my notes (not that much) and I should be fine. Im here at 6:16 am. Im going to fall asleep at my night class.

[–]flashnet 0 points1 point ago

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As late as one and a half hour ago I had a math report due to. Did it in the class we were supposed to deliver in.

[–]crimsonhunter 0 points1 point ago

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That's what I'm doing right now. Burning 48 individual CDs for a dance comp that I am going to this afternoon.

[–]ProfessorDuck 0 points1 point ago

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"It took an hour to write, I figured it would take an hour to read."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That is why I like the colloquial understanding of mañana in latin america. Strictly it means "tomorrow" but in practice it more often means "not today." That is why you should never accept mañana as when someone will finish something -- make them agree to a date.

[–]HappyReaper 0 points1 point ago

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What I say is, don't leave for tomorrow what you can pospone indefinitely.

[–]Creepmyster 0 points1 point ago

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currently doing 20 page philosophy midterm due in 6 hours..i got this shit, but i need my reddit fix first :)

[–]stives 0 points1 point ago

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story of my life.

[–]aussieidiot 0 points1 point ago

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Got an essay on tax law due this Friday. I started on Monday. That's about as late as I've ever left things like this. I don't know how people manage to do these things the last minute. They must be super smart or something.

Also, a word of advice to any law students - if you have a choice in the matter, avoid tax law like the plague.

[–]Eliri 0 points1 point ago

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Due tomorrow, Do...sometime this week. My professors are too lenient.

[–]bobskee 0 points1 point ago

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Done Tommorow. Just finished.. Now can't sleep...

[–]smartedpanda 0 points1 point ago

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I'm actually doing my paper 5 hours before. -_-

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit, always speaking the truth

[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

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I chuckled but it's not vulgar or whatever the frog thing is (I can't even remember their individual names).

[–]jehbro 0 points1 point ago

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Lol so true

[–]wilsonjunkie 0 points1 point ago

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i have 3.5 hours left before my 6 page analysis is due :(

i am a living testament

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I must write that paper tonight, though. It's due tomorrow but I work up until my class. I'm really bad at this :(

[–]excitom 0 points1 point ago

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Income taxes ... still have a few weeks

[–]asbestosmask 0 points1 point ago

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I do this at work. lol

[–]danceswithsmurfs 0 points1 point ago

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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

[–]GandalfStormCrow 0 points1 point ago

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This is why I am home from school today.

[–]mobilemute 0 points1 point ago

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Every so often the opposite happens, making me FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

[–]Ohellmotel 0 points1 point ago

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In the middle of doing this right now.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]btnheazy03 0 points1 point ago

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Day before tomorrow

[–]lumpy1981 0 points1 point ago

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This meme needs to die.

[–]Aceman303 0 points1 point ago

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I did this for Purdue's bridge bust contest. Finished my balsa wood bridge on the bus in route to the competition. Won third in structural design though.

[–]noprotein 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone avoiding papers could try out document corrupter!. Can't fault you for a corrupt doc you worked so hard on.

You have backups, because you're responsible so let he/she know you can work from a previous draft that should only need a few hours of work. This means you still need to write something, just not a final draft. Leave spelling mistakes, don't do references yet, fuck citations.

[–]projektdotnet 0 points1 point ago

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Did that earlier today, though my homework was just creating a quick junit test to demonstrate I know the basics of unit testing...yawn

[–]beveest 0 points1 point ago

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This hits close to home, I was already planning on waiting until tomorrow morning to do a short paper due tomorrow.

[–]twiggs123 0 points1 point ago

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...Or not enough...

[–]fred_the_jones 0 points1 point ago

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Due last week? Do tomorrow.

[–]d3rsty 0 points1 point ago

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Damn you...

[–]mitchwhitehall 0 points1 point ago

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I'm so glad that I only discovered Reddit in my final year at Uni - last year :). I would never have done any work! Hahaha

[–]timprague 0 points1 point ago*

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As my pal from Tullamore said: "Due tomorrow? Dew tonight!"