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[–]yokento 6 points7 points ago

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Mom?

[–]momster 0 points1 point ago

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This is something just between us, don't tell your father and I'll get you a new bike.

[–]vashta_nerada 0 points1 point ago

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You have no idea how sad the OP and your comment makes me feel...

:-(

At least she is not stuck in the dishwasher.

[–]seafoodnewburg 3 points4 points ago

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She's looks like she is in her late 40s and this activity seems like something young high schoolers would do to one another. Sooo whaddupwithdat?

[–]madeyoulook 0 points1 point ago

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[–]xsamrlx17 1 point2 points ago

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that poor lady!!!

[–]matthank 0 points1 point ago

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I once woke up with a dragonfly in my mouth. This was the order of the day at that party, for people who pass out.

Did you know they have little grabber-claws on the end of their tail?

I know they do, I felt it with my tongue.

This is not as bad as the other guys I know, though.

I know a group of drunks who all keep a pack of wieners in their freezers. Why?

The first person to pass out wakes up with a frozen wiener up his ass.

Or, thawed, if it takes a while to wake up.

[–]Pravusmentis 2 points3 points ago

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Just a little gay

[–]srs_house 0 points1 point ago

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No, that's why you don't pass out with your shoes on. If they're off, you're good.

[–]Trinexx56 0 points1 point ago*

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If your shoes are off, then it's not "passing out". It's "going to sleep".

[–]ColumW 0 points1 point ago

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If you do this, I hate you.

[–]insideman83 0 points1 point ago

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Did she pass out or is she taking a nap? Why are you molesting that middle aged woman?

[–]Ogal 0 points1 point ago

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Um. That's a middle aged woman. That doesn't make sense. Just FYI.

[–]EvOllj -1 points0 points ago

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