Has nobody realized yet that there is no such thing as the original hipster? Hipster isn't even a valid subculture. You have your hipsters who look like lame punk rockers. You have your hipsters who look like lumberjacks. You have your hipsters who look like mid-90's kids who shop at thrift stores. Hipster used to simply be called poser. There is absolutely nothing that ties hipsters together, no common cause, no common music...just their inability to come up with something original.