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[–]Hrymir 30 points31 points ago

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That's nothing, may i remind you that Lex Luthor once took 40 cakes when no one was looking.

THAT'S TERRIBLE!

[–]FineSir 29 points30 points ago

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And now it's canon. http://imgur.com/uuv3C

[–]i_am_awkward 10 points11 points ago

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Uh, so?

This jackass kicks puppies. That's a crime that goes beyond the 9th ring.. Cobra Commander has his own sub-hell called puppy-kicker.

The fucking bastard.

[–]bazeba 2 points3 points ago

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Great Scott! What type monster would do such a thing?!?

[–]bigtallsob 9 points10 points ago

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Deadpool is my new hero.

[–]stereophillips 8 points9 points ago

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Shouldn't that be "Deadpool binds up?"

[–]polyparadigm 2 points3 points ago

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He might also use them as footholds whilst springing into the air.

He's not one to conform to your expectations.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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[–]I_Know_Stuff 2 points3 points ago

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I warned Professer X about stairs, bro.

[–]darwin2500 1 point2 points ago

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I told you dog!

It keeps happening

[–]blitzed 1 point2 points ago

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Stairs

Truer words have never been spoken. Who is that anyway? I want to say Tony Stark, but I'm probably wrong.

[–]Astrotrain 1 point2 points ago

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Ultimate Mr Sinister

[–]cheshiregrins 7 points8 points ago

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Almost as much of a dick as Magneto

[–]blitzed 7 points8 points ago

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-Hey man, you can't park there. It's a 'No Parking' zone.

-The very sight of that sign offends me. And whatever Magento finds offensive, must always be DESTROYED!

This shit is hilarious. We need that kind of cheese factor in more modern cartoons.

[–]cheshiregrins 4 points5 points ago

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Magneto's car needs no GAS!

[–]Articuno 2 points3 points ago

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I like how he got more and more deranged as the clip went on. I swear at the beginning he was barely speaking in 3rd person but by the end he was full on Richard Nixoning it.

[–]cheshiregrins 4 points5 points ago

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My favourite part about it was the fact that he clearly didn't need gas but stopped in at the gas station anyway JUST to be a dick.

[–]mitchij2004 1 point2 points ago

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What an ass.

[–]leftsideright 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone know who was doing Magneto's voice? It sounds really familiar.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I had a hard time believing this was a real comic book character until recently.

[–]ZZai 5 points6 points ago

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There are more outrageous, and awesome imho, characters out there. For example Dr. McNinja in nearly as, or even more so, deranged, strange, and hardcore than Deadpool.

[–]Naquadah 7 points8 points ago

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The Dr. McNinja writer / artist is actually writing a Deadpool comic!

[–]jimmux 2 points3 points ago

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I think Dr. McNinja is pretty normal considering his circumstances. Everything in his life is so completely random and life-threatening, and yet he keeps it together enough to become a doctor and run his own clinic.

He is truly a paragon.

[–]blitzed 1 point2 points ago

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Wait, what? He's a doctor and a ninja who died in space?

[–]narpas 0 points1 point ago

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In the current timeline, sure.

[–]honusnuggie 0 points1 point ago

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if you dig comics at all the dillon/way revamp of deadpool (began 2 years ago) is a riot.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I quite like Deadpool.

[–]honusnuggie 0 points1 point ago

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his modern revamp by dillon is fantastic.

[–]picsandnsfwonly 3 points4 points ago

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goofus and gallant

highlights is the bomb

[–]mackhand 2 points3 points ago

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I want to party with Deadpool

[–]jell-o 6 points7 points ago

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So wait am I a dick for force feeding vegetarians bacon? Because bacon is way better than meatloaf.

[–]polyparadigm 1 point2 points ago

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Do you use force, subterfuge, or aesthetic suasion?

[–]jell-o 5 points6 points ago

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Force is the way to go. I like to use the force as much as possible during the day as it is extremely useful for normal house hold chores. I never have to take the trash out again, I simply force push it through the wall of my neighbor's apartment, then convince the landlady, Frida, that Raul(my drag queen neighbor) broke down his own wall. Good fun is had by all(people that are me)

[–]MBuddah 0 points1 point ago

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baconloaf...!

[–]Kensin 2 points3 points ago

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He dresses up old ladies in Underoos. Deadpool is a pervert.

[–]kingtrewq 2 points3 points ago

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Now I remember why I always found Captain America boring and Deadpool awesome.

[–]eternalwood 12 points13 points ago

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I like deadpool's solution to vegetarians.

[–]mike92k 1 point2 points ago

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they never told us which one was the polite side...i'll give deadpool the benefit of the doubt.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Deadpool is a legend

[–]SpinkickFolly 1 point2 points ago

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Hahah, In MVC3 my friend is always Captian American, Im Deadpool. Its always an epic match but it seems like im more awesome now.

[–]TargetMeat 1 point2 points ago

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He's just acting out

[–]andbruno 0 points1 point ago

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Wouldn't it be "binds up"? If he "bounds up" something, it would be a set of stairs...

[–]vurtual 0 points1 point ago

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At least he didn't push professor X down them, right?

[–]slotbadger -1 points0 points ago

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Deadpool also trolls grammar nazis.

[–]Enegylop 0 points1 point ago

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This is why he's my favorite. =]

[–]MegiddoAGoGo 0 points1 point ago

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JUST MAKE THE GODDAMN MOVIE ALREADY.

Sheesh.

[–]celticfan008 0 points1 point ago

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And this is why i love Deadpool

[–]Niode 0 points1 point ago

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Deadpool is awesome

FTFY

[–]Vendi 0 points1 point ago

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I strive to be like Deadpool in every thing I do. I even sleep in my own refuse as well.

[–]PrivateNickel 0 points1 point ago

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What's even funnier is that the book this page came from is called "Baby's First Deadpool Book".

It's for babies. Seriously.

[–]Noodlypriest 0 points1 point ago

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At least he gave them some bibs.

[–]zorgath -2 points-1 points ago

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Love this. I am glad Captain America respects my vegetarian views!

[–]MBuddah -3 points-2 points ago

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you pussy.

[–]Down_Voted 8 points9 points ago

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I didn't realize people were offended by vegetarians. That's sad.

[–]drearypilot 0 points1 point ago

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Never saw "Leonard, Part 6"?

[–]livinglitch 0 points1 point ago

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To be fair the vegetarians probably went self righteous on him first about the benefits of tofu and a meat free diet. They had it coming.

[–]Official4chanRep -1 points0 points ago

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And this is why we love him so much, and have made him our official super hero mascot!