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[–]umdred11 1 point2 points ago

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Damn, he even got upvoted.

[–]thesehands 1 point2 points ago

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[–]red_firetruck 2 points3 points ago

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[–]thesehands 0 points1 point ago

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oh yeah, forgot to explain the context. oops!

[–]CSRazor 1 point2 points ago

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Old, but still funny.

[–]jonnie5 1 point2 points ago

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My father gave me one piece of advice, and it was this:

"jonnie5, don't ever pick a fight with a middle aged Asian man who removes not only his shirt, but the majority of his pants."

I live by those words.

[–]ajoiner 0 points1 point ago

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Yes.

[–]robvstheworld 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed.

[–]aclbdc 0 points1 point ago

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Damn near the funniest thing I've seen on the internet! I don't know how this could ever be down voted.

[–]skwingar 0 points1 point ago

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I just went alright, pissed myself.

[–]2Pro4U 0 points1 point ago

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Preparing for tsunami?

[–]DJBullock 0 points1 point ago

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Senior Chang?

[–]Hash47 0 points1 point ago*

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He forgot he hadn't put on his super hero outfit in the morning.

[–]_beeks 0 points1 point ago

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Upvoted for original content!!! I wish I had more than one upvote to give you! D:

[–]Still_Know 0 points1 point ago

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"IT'S GO TIME" - FTFY

[–]m1ndcr1me 0 points1 point ago

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Señor Chang?

[–]soggy_cereal 0 points1 point ago

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Dear God... is this our generation's answer to the tank man in Tiananmen Square?

[–]robvstheworld -3 points-2 points ago

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As a public service, I'll take all the grammar nazi downvotes. No one else need worry.

IT'S

FTFY.