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Wonder what the women use? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]adamdesoto 24 points25 points ago

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yes, my friends mocked me for using one of these in daylight in amsterdam. who gives a shit?? nobody can see my dingus!

[–]dexaler 2 points3 points ago

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You are really open about that!

[–]BrunoGerussi 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, mockery can be a sobering affair.

[–]giovannib 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah my friends took my picture and put it on facebook.... Oh well.

[–]rottenjohnny 2 points3 points ago

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A DINGUS 8 my BABY...

[–]Deusdies 1 point2 points ago

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On Queen's day, you don't even have to use one of these...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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i used one two days ago in amsterdam during the day as well!!!

[–]Wollff 0 points1 point ago

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nobody can see my dingus!

insert tiny penis joke.

[–]ghettoperson 18 points19 points ago

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I use these all the time. They're brilliant.

These particular ones are on Leidseplein, in Amsterdam.

[–]OMLE 5 points6 points ago

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I've been there! I spent a few nights over Hogmanay in an apartment directly behind where these gents are having a wee, above the bulldog coffee shop.

Not sure why i feel the need to tell you this but hey, its not often I open up an image on Reddit and see a familiar place :o

[–]OCDTrigger[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I lived in Rotterdam for 3 years and never saw a single one of these outside....they have something similar in the Zuidplein (and they cost 25 euro cents to use)

[–]ghettoperson 5 points6 points ago

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You guys are missing out, pissing in the middle of a popular touristy area is great! They only bring them out for the weekend though, so if you need a piss on Thursday night you're out of luck.

[–]Vyr 1 point2 points ago

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I've always wondered why Thursday night is student/going out/half price night.

[–]manny130 1 point2 points ago

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Drinking age students are more experienced in the ways of class registration, and many times have optimal registration times, cleverly avoid Friday classes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Cause on friday they all go home to let their mom do their laundry

[–]AttackTribble 0 points1 point ago

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I thought the architecture looked familiar. Thanks for this.

[–]giovannib 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha i thought they looked familiar. I've got a photo of me doing the same in the same exact spot, taken from the other side....

[–]EasyTimes420 0 points1 point ago

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Thought that looked like Amsterdam

[–]SuperCoupe 10 points11 points ago

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A funnel.

[–]Plumerian 4 points5 points ago

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There's an app for that. http://www.shewee.com/newstore/

[–]BrunoGerussi 2 points3 points ago

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No wonder her purse is so stinky

[–]xevi 43 points44 points ago

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If that were in America, and there was a kid in the vicinity. Boom, 30 to life. It's equivalent to a fucking speed trap.

[–]FranMan32 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking exactly the same thing. There are a number of laws, I'm sure, that would prohibit these in the US.

[–]RogerMexico 1 point2 points ago

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If that were America, there would also have to be one to three times as many womens toilets in the same public space in compliance with potty parity laws.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I've had a few friends get screwed over by this, waiting in line for a show to open, pissed between dumpsters in an alley. Bike cops rolled up on them. They were charged with vandalism and indecent exposure. This was in the late 90's though. I've heard it's automatic sex offender registration now.

[–]swaggalikemoi 14 points15 points ago

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always thought it was a joke you can't piss in the street. my mate got fined a bit of money for pissing in the street at 2am once. if dogs are allowed to do it, humans should be able to. in this instance i'm a second class citizen to a dog. i want equality with dogs.

[–]Digestive 6 points7 points ago

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Are you kidding me? Can anyone confirm that this an automatic sex offender registration? In Denmark you get a 500DKK (~$100) fine and that's it.

Edit: A friend of mine got two of those on the same night by the same cop.

[–]daysi 2 points3 points ago

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Denmark is somewhat different from America in that it's not a corporo-fascist police state.

[–]alphazero924 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know why this guy got downvoted. I live here and we sure are leaning towards corporate driven fascism.

[–]magister0 0 points1 point ago

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Oh fuck off, that would not happen.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I was drunkenly stumbling around Amsterdam when I decided to use one of these, but the group I was with thought it would make a great photo op.... Dirty rascals.

[–]giovannib 4 points5 points ago

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Same happened to me. Took me a while to get going because they kept talking to me from 5 feet away. I need peace to pee!!!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Just think about baseball. It's the sure fire cure for "stage fright."

[–]akav0id 6 points7 points ago

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They use something similar for music festivals ..by the 2nd day [some] women are using these too

[–]se7eneyes 5 points6 points ago

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I love these. Makes complete sense

[–]houseofbacon 14 points15 points ago

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Women use men. How bout that?

[–]vita_man 5 points6 points ago

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and how would that work?

[–]hompoms 13 points14 points ago

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Girlfriend needs to go to the bathroom; better drink her own piss.

[–]houseofbacon 3 points4 points ago

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Nailed it.

[–]ReginaldBounce 2 points3 points ago

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These are a pick-pocket's dream!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I love those things, they have them at festivals here in the UK but in huge rows, so convenient

[–]cerialthriller 1 point2 points ago

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when i was in baltimore last weekend i saw them just squatting behind dumpsters during a pub crawl

[–]Ensorcelled 1 point2 points ago

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These are great at festivals. Beats the hell out of going in porta-loos which have shit all over the walls.

[–]adamsw216 1 point2 points ago

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I used to go to public bath houses and I am fairly comfortable with my body. But I still have a problem going to the bathroom when people are around. Stage fright! I probably would end up standing at one of these for like 30 minutes trying to clear my thoughts...

[–]giovannib 1 point2 points ago

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I've been there!!!! Photo proof! http://i.imgur.com/lQtb7.jpg

[–]twistedcain 0 points1 point ago

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You look like someone I know, how tall are you?

[–]d3gu 1 point2 points ago

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At some music festivals there are female urinals. You're given a disposable paper funnel to use. I walked in, wondering how the hell to use it & saw women just squatting down over the urinal trough. Ahaha!

[–]The_Dirty_Carl 1 point2 points ago

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Girls don't pee. Right?

[–]monkv6 1 point2 points ago

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Its not Queen's day yet.

[–]haakondafo 1 point2 points ago

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Wait.. what? You guys don't have these in the states?

Pretty common in Europe.

[–]Nomcake 1 point2 points ago

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This. I was looking at this picture for 7 whole minutes, wondering what was so WTF about it and looking for some women in the background using something. Silly me.

[–]ModularToil 0 points1 point ago

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Wilkommen aus Europa.

[–]bitingmyownteeth 0 points1 point ago

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...and I wonder what the obese use...?

[–]Ilktye 0 points1 point ago

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Those are pretty common in music festivals at least here in Finland.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Female Urination device, sometimes called FUD. This is what came up on wikipedia. Stop being oppressed ladies, urinate in public without artificial aid and be proud of it.

[–]rippedlugan 0 points1 point ago

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Not a helpful device for shy-bladdered people.

[–]timbodice 0 points1 point ago

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I would pull the elementary school piss in one of these.

[–]badsyntax 0 points1 point ago

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cities need more of these. what do people do when they're drunk and need a piss? they piss. usually in the street. the nearest darkened corner perhaps. in london people piss everywhere. what can u do? but, ahh if there was a place to piss! people use these, they work. [edit] but i still wonder about the woman lol

[–]NotTheDude 0 points1 point ago

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Women can use these portable joint rolling stations too.

[–]NeoScout 0 points1 point ago

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launching in 3...2...1....

[–]ThrashWolf 0 points1 point ago

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We use these in the UK, or at least here in Aberdeen (Scotland) they're only out on Friday/Saturday nights though, to prevent people urinating in public areas after having been out drinking. They're actually fab when you're bursting for a piss and can't find a toilet.

[–]mcord21 0 points1 point ago

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That's...a...brilliant...idea!

[–]sonvincent 0 points1 point ago

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true fact, they are designed for both men AND women. However, I never saw a woman use one except late at night.

[–]sakalamp 0 points1 point ago

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at osheaga in montreal this past summer they had them. 'cept by the end of the first day, colonies of spiders migrated into them and starting spinning webs in the urinals.

death by pee. humiliating spider death, i might say, but they were asking for it.

[–]LettersFromTheSky 0 points1 point ago

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I guess the women are just shit out of luck.

[–]Nosferatu616 0 points1 point ago

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Hup Holland!

[–]Paul-ish 0 points1 point ago

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What do midgets use?

[–]Hallday 0 points1 point ago

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Women don't go to the bathroom, that's gross.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I assume once whole gray thing fills with urine the government launches it into the Sun.

[–]lpottsy 0 points1 point ago

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Well you asked...

[–]yuno10 -1 points0 points ago

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How do you wash your hands afterwards (or before)? Eww...

[–]DoctorBaby 12 points13 points ago

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Maybe other countries have the (quite reasonable) expectation that you can manage to not piss on your hands.

[–]warcin 8 points9 points ago

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And the fact that urine is a sterile fluid. In general you should wash your hands after you piss just because its a good idea to wash your hands every so often. Now after taking a shit most definatly since there is a bacterial risk there.

[–]digger_ex_pat -1 points0 points ago

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But you still have to touch your dick.

[–]warcin 12 points13 points ago

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you do know you should wash down there at least once a day. Your hands are probably dirty then your dick is.

[–]manny130 1 point2 points ago

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There's no probably about it...unless you use your dick on the handrail to support yourself while walking down stairs or to punch in your pin at the ATM.

[–]entp_in_florida 1 point2 points ago

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Or.. or.. use a shopping cart. Those things are filthier than public toilets.

[–]manny130 0 points1 point ago

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Public toilets are surprisingly clean when compared to the rest of the world our hands interact with.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Then your dick is WHAT?! Infected? Massive? Circumcised? I NEED TO KNOW.

[–]warcin -1 points0 points ago

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yes I missed the word "more" thank you for pointing that out

[–]Warriorccc0 0 points1 point ago

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I think the word you are missing is "than".

[–]yuno10 -1 points0 points ago

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What about washing them before?

[–]DoctorBaby 5 points6 points ago*

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I've never understood why adults would do that. You'd have to be severely accustomed to doing things out of a childish sense of habit instead of actually thinking about what you're doing to wash your hands before taking a piss. Like your penis is going to get some kind of infection from the germs on your hand? If you have something on your hands, you need to wash your hands regardless of whether you're about to take a piss or not. If you don't have anything on your hands, than there's no reasonable explanation for the behavior, as far as I can see.

EDIT: Of course, this only applies to pissing. Everybody needs to wash their hands after taking a shit, obviously.

[–]manny130 1 point2 points ago

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I wash my hands first so I don't transfer the nasty ass germs my hands pick up from ATM's, handrails, and pc's. This in term keeps them from transferring to my wife's mouth.

[–]DoctorBaby 1 point2 points ago

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That's... kind of a decent point. If your junk is so frequently entering the orifices of others that you don't have time to clean up before sexual encounters, than I can see the validity in washing your hands before taking a piss.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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No one needs to wash their hands after having a piss unless you either just feel like washing them or you piss on them? Most men fondle about with their hands down their pants all the time and don't wash their hands of course

[–]Tokeli 7 points8 points ago

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Like you wash your hands afterwards anyway.

[–]yuno10 0 points1 point ago

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I can't figure out if you (and your upvoters) are serious. I surely won't shake your hand...

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