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[–]Kehrnal 26 points27 points ago

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Those eyes....

[–]ChrisHansenTrickedMe 10 points11 points ago*

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... ARE FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT!... and I'm a hardened child fondler!

[–]Maeve_Bradley 2 points3 points ago

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I'm God and that freaks me the fuck out.

[–]TPG7 2 points3 points ago

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are all I see in my dreams. WHY?!

[–]skulllord129 0 points1 point ago

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They're designed to repel everyone over the age of 12.

[–]LaoFuSi 18 points19 points ago

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PREPARE YOUR ANUS

[–]EdWrathChild 9 points10 points ago

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I will have fucking nightmares

[–]woopmobile 6 points7 points ago

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The bears are bad. The do it just for entertainment.

[–]icebat 4 points5 points ago

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It's cool, I didn't want to sleep this week, anyhow.

[–]djmattyd 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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i tend to feel really, really bad for that guy.

[–]djmattyd 1 point2 points ago

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me to

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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He's not a kiddie fiddler, he just missed out on his childhood.

[–]duran272 5 points6 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Certainly a kiddie-fiddler...

[–]saramb03 2 points3 points ago

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Which movie is that from?

[–]grandmaegg 2 points3 points ago*

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I can't remember but I have memories from my childhood of watching this.

Edit: It's "Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure"

[–]TokiBumblebee 3 points4 points ago

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What dumbass studio exec stood up in and interrupted a board meeting to say, "You know what the people want more of? Ewoks."

[–]bdog2g2 2 points3 points ago

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Probably the same one who thought Jar Jar Binks would be an outstanding addition to the Star Wars universe.

[–]fuckthisandfuckthat 0 points1 point ago

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Incorrect, this is from the movie Ewoks: The Battle for Endor. I actually just watched the movie last night.

[–]Tatterdemallion 2 points3 points ago

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Ewoks: The Battle for Endor. The only reason I could find it was because I remembered that it has Wilford Brimley in it.

[–]essendoubleop 1 point2 points ago

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CLOSE Yo DAMN EYES

[–]yorrick21 1 point2 points ago

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I think he wants to play 'Hide the Wicket.'

[–]THIR13EN 1 point2 points ago

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that is so fucking creepy

[–]Kelesis69 0 points1 point ago

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That's Brilliant!

[–]orangebanna 0 points1 point ago

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[–]K_is_for_Kush 0 points1 point ago

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He's really got that circular motion down...

[–]the_fat_momma_cow 0 points1 point ago

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How dare you.

[–]mookx 0 points1 point ago

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Rub rub!

[–]fisco130 0 points1 point ago

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Shit, well, got an excuse to sleep with the shotgun next to my bed-