The background on my work computer has drawn attention form the boss. Something about not being a "Team Player".....

flargenhargen · 1 year

I put up a poster at my last job that said:

The beatings will continue until morale improves. -mgmt

My boss told me to take it down or I was fired.

the irony knocked me unconcious for 5 minutes.

hipcheck23 · 1 year

I don't see the problem - those fellows are clearly using teamwork to solve a common problem. Not to mention, it's an office problem, so really you're fostering an excellent work attitude.

RaiderRaiderBravo · 1 year

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.

tryforthebest · 1 year

Some of my worst fears about joining the corporate world are the stupid buzz phrases like, "team player" and "self-starter-go-getter." I cringe every time I hear them. They had a list of these phrases with definitions in my Intro to Business textboot, FFS. Even then I thought they were tacky and meaningless. With any luck, my future boss will spare us the indignity of such sayings.

nearvana · 1 year

See if your boss likes mine better.

scriptmonkey420 · 1 year

It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care.

gregarious24 · 1 year

Watch out for your cornhole, bud.

ll_shades · 1 year

I've stolen that for myself. Thank you.

roo-ster · 1 year

You'll be okay as long as you get your TPS reports in on time.

QuantumBeep · 1 year

Your boss is a bad person. All managers who do shit like this are bad people. I'm tired of hearing about it and I wish they were all put in a rocket and fired into the sun.

Every time I hear about another shitass first-level manager making people miserable on a little power trip, I don't die a little inside - I get a little angrier.

Funkraum · 1 year

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

Artisane · 1 year

I don't know.... They look like they're working as a team to me.

chrisawesomeson · 1 year

PC Loadletter?! What the fuck does that mean???

goobersmooch · 1 year

He should learn that when employees are acting out in such ways, it's a sign that he has created a workplace of misery and it's a reflection of his own failures as a leader.

Give me his number, I will educate him.

Johnmadeit · 1 year

Please credit the author heres the guy who did it originally: http://www.flickr.com/photos/burtgummer/4266149702/

buzzkillington88 · 1 year

Yeeeaahhhh, sip. I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday, mk? sip

Yeahh, great. sip

LannisterTyrion · 1 year

http://i.imgur.com/cOX4c.jpg this guy cares what your boss thinks.

loniousmonk · 1 year

I made a dreary bliss back in the day. Wish I would have gotten my hands on one of the higher-res originals at the time, because now it's hopelessly obsolete.

ilivethere · 1 year

I live around the corner from where the original XP wallpaper was taken. If you get me a spare printer, I'll go out there and take a picture of it getting bashed up.

(Be forewarned though that the hills have rows of grapes growing on them now, it's not just a pretty hill any more.)

7h0r · 1 year

DIE MOTHAFUCKA DIE MOTHAFUCKA DIE

sentry07 · 1 year

Back up in your ass with the resurrection!

fergie · 1 year

*the sound of a million desktops being changed*

TheDragonzord · 1 year

BOSS FORMING, STAND BY

MattBD · 1 year

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PolityAgent · 1 year

I see what he means - needs more flair.

FuturePastNow · 1 year

You're gonna have to talk to the Bobs.

Votewithmoney · 1 year

Tell boss you are not playing a game. You take things very seriously and just stare at the boss with not another word spoken.

hybridsilence · 1 year

Fuckin a'

march20 · 1 year

Can someone please tell me what's that film called ?! I've been searching after it literally for a decade !

mtrujillo007 · 1 year

I'd tell you what I'd do man, two chicks at the same time that's what.

3danimator · 1 year

PC LOAD LETTER!???

mnlg · 1 year

Pity that he would jump to conclusions like that.

Patrick_M_Bateman · 1 year

It never fails to amaze me how management don't recognize the irony when they make threats to employees about comics that mock management.

If I were a manager and started seeing Dilberts spring up on cubicle walls around the office, I'd really start wondering about what I was doing wrong.

aazav · 1 year

If you have a job lined up, tell him he's being an idiot. Do it in private. Do it with confidence.

Say, "Hey, I'd like to talk to you. About my desktop wallpaper? You're being an idiot about that." Look him in the eye, wait for him to respond, and handle it.

Don't do it around anyone else.

oD3 · 1 year

Your boss sounds like a petty, soulless cunt.

sickb · 1 year

+1 for any Office Space reference

Basinalders · 1 year

No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, where I work man.

Gredelston · 1 year

Hey, go_go_bannananas. How've you been? Greeeeeeeeeeeeeat, great. So, I'm just going to have to ask you to change the background on your computer. Could you do that? We have a policy about this. Perhaps you didn't get the memo? Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat, thanks.

ptyyy · 1 year

http://imgur.com/BPBvf

LastStickOfDynamite · 1 year

This is awesome. This is going up tomorrow morning.

Relleum · 1 year

Your boss is deplorable! I can't believe that slave driver keeps you on Windows XP.

rufusdog · 1 year

I'm going to use this as the desktop on all my print servers.

Xantodas · 1 year

But didn't they work as a team to kick the shit out of that printer? I think your boss needs a talking to.

itsicenine · 1 year

If you could go ahead and change your desktop background... that would be greeaat.

TruthWithoutTact · 1 year

My review had 16 focus areas, one of them was teamwork - here is a direct quote from the teamwork section:

I get the sense that you prefer to do as little work as possible. For instance, the other day Robert asked you for your help and you told him you couldn't because you might have a project to do for me on a brief which I had not discussed with you. Additionally, you constantly go to all 4 attorneys asking for the afternoon off, to leave early, to take your lunch at a different time, write poems on the white boards in the hall way, email pranks from other employee's email accounts, email jokes asking me to arbitrate grammar disputes or inform the team that if we have a problem with your lunch schedule we should call your mother. And you concern yourself with matters that do not pertain to you - such as the 2 British American students - rather than work on the items given to you by your team.

[deleted] · 1 year

why? There's a team of three in that picture. I think it shows your willingness to work with others.

UsernameUser · 1 year

I'm gonna need you to go ahead and remove that desktop background, mkay?

Workaphobia · 1 year

Try something a little more surreal.

(Attribution: I don't know the source for this, though it can be found on google images)

tdash · 1 year

Lumbergh is gonna be pissed

jp988 · 1 year

Oh that's wonderful.

triplejdude · 1 year

Everyday has been the worst day of my life....until I found this wallpaper.

[deleted] · 1 year

Thank you. This is now my new background....

LuNaTiC_ViRuS · 1 year

To show my support of you, this is now my background.

zoah1984 · 1 year

I just got myself a new background :)

pelrun · 1 year

FUKKEN SAVED. That is all.

swamy_g · 1 year

MS Office Space

Snipsnaplol · 1 year

Peter looks like a badass.

Kenny_Login · 1 year

Thanks! I've been looking for a higher res version of this for a good long while now.

iamstephen · 1 year

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta...

Pardner · 1 year

Crazy good timing... I just watched this for the first time last night. Absolutely hilarious.

Vertigo666 · 1 year

Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh I'm going to have you.... replace that background.... yeeaaaahhh can you do that for me? Thaaannkss.

Oh... uh... I'm going to need you to come in... on Saturday.... yeeeeaaaahhhh if you could do that, that'd be great.... thaaankss.

Pinot911 · 1 year

Someone in management in my company has a small poster in his office that reads 'is this good for the company?' And its obvious that he put it up there as a joke.

He's a funny guy.

Havitech · 1 year

I had this set as the wallpaper for a workstation. It was changed back the next day.

Attornanator · 1 year

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

pk95 · 1 year

Those that bleat the most about 'The Team' tend to be those with the least to contribute. These self-serving parasites seek to claim recognition for that in which they have made little contribution.

deesnuts · 1 year

back up in your ass with the resurection

ellabella0328 · 1 year

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

CaptainHejah · 1 year

That looks like a fine example of teamwork to me. They're working together in a noble pursuit to vanquish evil.

mheyk · 1 year

What a no talent ass clown

akrams1 · 1 year

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

matapuwili · 1 year

I work in a location where they use the Gallup survey. Google it if you have not yet been blessed with this nonsense. I was assigned the honor of discussing the question "At work, my opinion counts" during my workplace monthly meeting. My survey showed that in my unit no one believed this....zip, zero. I was subsequntly required to go to a seminar for "engaged" employees where coincidentally, my table "discussed" the same question (while are answers were recorded by a supervisor/minder). I told my group of my survey and offered some examples of why employees might feel this way. This was reported back to my department manager on whom the irony was totally lost and I was writtten up. I don't think that it actually means anything other than they can use it as a excuse not to give one a raise but they would think up some other lie anyway. I did manage to stick it to them just a bit as I availed myself to the entire review process and I wasted 54 hours of manager time. I think that will make them think twice before bothering me again. The upshot is I was neutral about the company before this started but now I don't give a....

tywebb · 1 year

You have to ask yourself, "Is this good for the Company?".

mehoff88 · 1 year

PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?

A_Neutral_Observer · 1 year

Fuckin' A!

Disgustipated2 · 1 year

Tell that motherfucker to die motherfucker die motherfucker die

Glen843 · 1 year

they are working together to destroy the fax machine. Tell your boss to suck a bag of baby dicks.

BigNav · 1 year

Wait, there wasn't a fax machine at the Battle of Naboo!!!

TheMerchandise · 1 year

if the team doesn't support that background, i don't want to be part of it

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