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[–]boss1000 135 points136 points ago

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His mother's a bitch, anyway.

[–]eatingclass 1 point2 points ago

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Aren't you being a little ruff on her?

[–]GaryWeNeedMoreCarts 12 points13 points ago

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OH THIT!

[–]ziadgotmehooked[S] 1 point2 points ago

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i see wat u did there

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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Fucking Jerry just keeps at it.

[–]ziadgotmehooked[S] 18 points19 points ago

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Fucking Jerry, never learns.

[–]blitzed 12 points13 points ago

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Why did you think fucking Jerry would solve anything?

[–]IStillSurf 6 points7 points ago

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you misunderstand, he's an Austrian immigrant in the old west and that is his nickname, like Texas Stan or Pecos Bill.

[–]thetakingtree 2 points3 points ago

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You two should be a comedy team.

[–]Phiddler 1 point2 points ago

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and you should be an agent.

[–]LSDream 172 points173 points ago

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It's funny because they are dogs. [8]

[–]Ph0X 102 points103 points ago

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EVERYONE, RUN. He's gonna blow up in 8 posts!

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 10 points11 points ago

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I would love to sit and watch the explosion.

[–]Black_Apalachi 2 points3 points ago

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You will let us know when it's over?

[–]MikeTheStone 4 points5 points ago

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5[5]

[–]Mrow 0 points1 point ago

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wat

EDIT: Never mind, I get it.

[–]go_go_bannananas 4 points5 points ago

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I should not have gotten this joke. I'm on this website too much. Im going home.

"But Dad! Were already home".

That was quick.

[–]CherryVimto 0 points1 point ago

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Oh shit!

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[–]NotAContinue 9 points10 points ago

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[–]adgre1 27 points28 points ago

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most annoying novelty account

[–]ashtraygirl 0 points1 point ago

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got me good, he did!

[–]GoogleImgYourComment 17 points18 points ago

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[–]Pugs 1 point2 points ago

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This pug is actually a really famous cage fighter from Oregon. He taunts his opponents with the tongue, waiting for them to make the first move, then does a crazy counter attack. Don't mess with pugs bro.

[–]Quazifuji 1 point2 points ago

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I agree. [0]

[–]boldsammy 18 points19 points ago

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who else imagined the pug to be Frank from MIB

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Every time.

[–]Thats_Debatable 23 points24 points ago

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Come at me bro. Woah shit.

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[–]rowebenj 10 points11 points ago

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Is this just random words strewn together?

[–]tslout 41 points42 points ago

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so many comics are ruined by too much text. the second image kind of speaks for itself

[–]I_love_my_fat_dog -1 points0 points ago*

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[–]bgcatz 0 points1 point ago

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why would you ever link to one of those horrific commercials?

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 0 points1 point ago

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Again, too much text.

[–]I_love_my_fat_dog 1 point2 points ago

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It doesn't actually say that... it says it without text

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 0 points1 point ago

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It required you an edit to say that.

[–]I_love_my_fat_dog 1 point2 points ago

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I joined yesterday and didn't know how to put a link in a comment. My sincerest apologies.

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[–]callummr 1 point2 points ago

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Please don't.

[–]BarnaBacon 4 points5 points ago

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I can confirm that this is normal. I have a black pug and other dogs absolutely hate him. He's the sweetest dog alive but every other dog wants his blood. They may just be racist. I dunno.

[–]BagmanT 7 points8 points ago

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Dammit, Jerry

[–]StupidDogCoffee 14 points15 points ago

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I had a conversation with my wife last night about how cruel it is to bring a pug into the world. They are mutant freaks who barely manage to stay alive. Any animal that has to struggle to breathe when they are in perfect health, and whose eyes may just pop out when they are scared is simply too gimpish to be brought into the world.

Don't encourage pug breeders. They are sadistic bastards.

[–]misplacedme 7 points8 points ago

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I've got a pure blood pug, and she doesn't have any of those problems. She's one of the sweetest dogs I've ever had.

[–]BobSugar 0 points1 point ago

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guilty

[–]TenshiS -3 points-2 points ago

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You mean... that's not a real/natural race?

[–]KaylaS 5 points6 points ago

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Technically, isn't the only "natural" dog race wolves? It depends what you mean by natural

[–]TenshiS 1 point2 points ago

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Well it dependes what he means by "mutant freaks"

[–]tctony 7 points8 points ago

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Looks like my pug! :)

He has a very long tongue! Tehe.

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[–]narcoticfx[!] 8 points9 points ago

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Your mother would disagree.

[–]Dream_Of_Unity 1 point2 points ago

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I read this in Professor Farnsworth's voice.

[–]tctony 2 points3 points ago

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Yes it does. In that they are both fawn pugs and in that their tongues stick out.

[–]blackhole82 4 points5 points ago

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Pug vs. sharpei = epic fight

[–]pugsnotdrugs 4 points5 points ago

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The great wrinkle battle.

[–]over9000clits 4 points5 points ago

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Sharpei will win!

(totally not biased...>.>;;)

[–]OrionStar 3 points4 points ago

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come at me bro! ;)

[–]osophy 8 points9 points ago

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I'll never downvote a pug, never.

(I seriously write this on every pug post.)

[–]flowgert 1 point2 points ago

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Where the fuck is Cesar Millan when you need him?!

[–]skittlemann 0 points1 point ago

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He was the owner of the dog who was brutally murdered on the posted picture. ಠ_ಠ

[–]RyVal 1 point2 points ago

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On reddit dogs are the new cats.

[–]TheArsenal 3 points4 points ago

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I'm glad I'm not the only person who hears my dog's voice as incredibly reasoned and adult.

[–]Xombie818 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else read that in Sean Connery's voice?

[–]atomikgirl -2 points-1 points ago

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lol'd.

[–]hoptomyschool 1 point2 points ago

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You fight like a bitch

[–]i4ybrid 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone read that in a jewish mother seinfeld-y voice?

[–]Ticking__bomb 0 points1 point ago

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[95]

[–]sickofgoldbrickers 0 points1 point ago

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That is absolutely hilarious! Our pug has the same issue!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Any high vet bills yet?

[–]buttcheaQ 0 points1 point ago

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Chowhound

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]neehowma 0 points1 point ago

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Don't let your bulldog mouth get your pug ass in trouble.

[–]teddyrexx 0 points1 point ago

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casey heynes' dog

[–]nicksparkspresents 0 points1 point ago

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updog

[–]quix117 0 points1 point ago

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My pug doesn't stick his tongue out anymore...

[–]bobored 0 points1 point ago

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Comedy GOLD

[–]Rupp 0 points1 point ago

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Nice try Glenn Beck

[–]bobored 0 points1 point ago

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Does he say that?

[–]Rupp 0 points1 point ago

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No, I was just tying GOLD into his goldline commercials. Oh dear God, I just pulled a Glenn Beck in my explanation.

[–]omgish 0 points1 point ago

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What kind of pup is the one on the right?

[–]omgish 0 points1 point ago

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What kind of pup is the one on the right?

[–]tateossian 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a Sharpei

[–]jerradlabrie 0 points1 point ago

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I haz a bucket face on that dog http://ihasabucket.com/

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Instantly read this in Costanza's voice.

[–]MOLESTOTHESUPERAPIST 0 points1 point ago

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Jerry...but.thats.a.people.name.

[–]crashland 0 points1 point ago

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Pupvote.

[–]rtz13 0 points1 point ago

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Damnit Jerry!

[–]Pepe__Silvia 0 points1 point ago

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"Cleaning! Dude, I was only cleaning!"

[–]generic_0 0 points1 point ago

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I read the pug's text as the voice from the pug in Men in Black. Awesome.

[–]roberto_1632 0 points1 point ago

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Can anyone tell me what is the breed of dog in the left? Thanks in advance

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Pug. It's where the phrase "pug ugly" comes from.

[–]tctony 4 points5 points ago

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I guess people think pugs are ugly. I think they are cute and they always have a great personality.

[–]neehowma 0 points1 point ago

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[–]akatherder -1 points0 points ago

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I thought it was plug-ugly: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/plug-ugly

I guess it could be both.

[–]dregofdeath 3 points4 points ago

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it's not.

[–]saipenguin 1 point2 points ago

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How about the dog on the right?

[–]buyacanary 3 points4 points ago

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Looks like a shar pei.

[–]saipenguin 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome, thank you!

[–]tfogarty12 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason, the quote reminded me of the SNL sketch so I decided to make some improvements... http://i.imgur.com/ZCLIc.jpg

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[–]AurangzebTheGreat 4 points5 points ago

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Reddit is run by the community. If the community likes it, it's going to be front-page material whether you like it or not.

You do, of course, have the option to downvote :)

[–]Sjokomelk 4 points5 points ago

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You are wrong, it is front page material because it is. This is what reddit have become and you have two options, fix it or leave.

[–]soulcakeduck 1 point2 points ago

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Or change which subreddits you subscribe to.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I saw this on /r/all

[–]gustavjohansen 1 point2 points ago

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you could unsubscribe from the front page. I see a lot of people recommend this. But then the front page will be up- or downvoted by people whose preferences might differ from your own. And you still see the front page before you log in. Probably better to stay and let your votes be counted.

[–]Pdoubleoty 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking reddit hipsters. Fuck off.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Sounds like you are subscribed to pics -- complaining about seeing a post from a subreddit to which you are subscribed is not front page material, let alone #1 material... I am disappointed, Reddit.

[–]AcadianMan -1 points0 points ago

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My male fawn pug does that tongue thing all the time. I love making fun of him.

[–]PintheVallnight -1 points0 points ago

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TAMMAM????

[–]ziadgotmehooked[S] 1 point2 points ago

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redditor for 45 minutes ಠ_ಠ Beat it.. stranger

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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wedding and couture gowns.

[–]lookitskelvin -2 points-1 points ago

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how is this front page material?

[–]themantiss 0 points1 point ago

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Because it has received enough upvotes from members of the community. Jackass.

[–]lookitskelvin 0 points1 point ago

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cool story, hansel

[–]lookitskelvin -1 points0 points ago

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cool story, hansel

[–]Sil_E -1 points0 points ago

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Over the line!!!

[–]Her_Dad 0 points1 point ago

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Bullshit, mark it 8 dude.

[–]sellby -1 points0 points ago

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DAE read "thats not what your mom said..." in Shawn Connor's (SNL) voice?

[–]tfogarty12 1 point2 points ago

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[–]RottenCrotch -5 points-4 points ago

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this comic remind me of my pug, he is always letting his tongue out, that's what gave me the idea to pour honey on my dick and see him lick it clean.

too bad I talked about this to my girlfriend and my other idea on how we should let the dog watch her blowing me so he can learn and improve his technique, well that bitch called PETA and they taken my lovely pug away, what a heartless bitch how could anyone be jealous of dog? I should had followed reddit advice and not stick my dick in crazy.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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sharpei dogs are assholes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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one bit my baby in the face. 100% true.

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[–]AurangzebTheGreat 4 points5 points ago

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In

Meem

How the fuck does that rhyme, bro?

[–]themantiss 0 points1 point ago

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Mexican.

Eeen.

Meeem.

[–]psyki -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]Utasora 0 points1 point ago

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Craaaapp fuck you