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[–]justhereforhides 147 points148 points ago

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Wow the trifecta of fuckery, not only is this 1. a repost and 2. a rehost when the comic source is written at the bottom of the fucking comic but you put the fucking puncline in the title. Goddamn man.

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[–]richalex2010 6 points7 points ago

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Is it funny? Sounds like the right subreddit to me.

[–]Nsfw-Dragoon -1 points0 points ago

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Or r/pokemon

[–]Bbmaster91 17 points18 points ago

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It would have been funnier if said the attack missed

[–]irritating_logician 37 points38 points ago

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Don't put the punchline in the title!

[–]JerkingOffToKarma 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Jps821 2 points3 points ago

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spent a half horu reading this thread. thank you

[–]ikonoclasm 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you for warning me that I will lose half an hour if I follow that link.

[–]McBurger 16 points17 points ago

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[–]reddler 0 points1 point ago

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This one is actually funny!

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Using a special move when Gyarados has 60 base special attack? Pfft, what noob shit. That move isn't even a STAB move. It should be using Waterfall to make use of the water STAB, 20% flinch chance, Gyarados's 125 base attack, and he wouldn't have to recharge.

[–]JocksFearMe 2 points3 points ago

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What are this STAB u speak of?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Same Type Attack Bonus. When a pokemon uses a move that is of the same type, the damage is multiplied by 1.5. Example: Waterfall has a base power of 80, and with STAB, the power becomes 120.

[–]Hyrule34 -1 points0 points ago

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Hyper beam is a normal type attack that would use its regular attack stat of 125, not the special.

[–]miguelephant 2 points3 points ago

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Hyper Beam was a physical attack move in the first 3 gens, now it is a special attack. Two categories of attack that do damage, special and physical. If he wanted to fuck his shit up, he should of taught it Giga Impact).

[–]Hyrule34 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, I must admit that I am not familiar with anything past the first two generations. I was unaware that they made these changes. My mistake.

[–]Cige 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, I know what you mean.

If you play the newer generations, you'll come to like it though. They really have improved the combat a lot.

[–]simo06 2 points3 points ago

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He should have used Endure.

[–]Slashur_8 6 points7 points ago

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DON'T PUT THE FREAKING PUNCHLINE IN THE FREAKING TITLE!!!

[–]aznkidjoey 2 points3 points ago

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Gyarados needs a breath mint?

[–]beggarinthesand 2 points3 points ago

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Can someone explain to me whats so awesome about Pokemon? Is it really a good RPG in its own right?

[–]I_watch_you_fap 1 point2 points ago

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yes.

[–]Boko_ 2 points3 points ago

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Can we please stop spamming "REPOST!". It's more annoying that you feel the need to complain about it than the actual fact of seeing it more than once. Not everyone has seen it, if you have already seen it - just hide it.. DON'T click it, simple.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Pidgey fell asleep. Boss.

[–]mugla 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Ohellmotel 1 point2 points ago

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Bullshit. I've seen a group of Level 1s take down some boss Pokemon. About three links up.

[–]civildefense 1 point2 points ago

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THE PUNCHLINE SHOULD NOT BE IN THE TITLE.

[–]rameninside 0 points1 point ago

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This comic is all speculation and there is no guarantee that a real event like this could ever occur. You can never find a level 1 wild pidgey man.

[–]gweegles 0 points1 point ago

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Finally, not reading the titles of anything on Reddit pays off.

[–]ajna12 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it

[–]izzygalvez 10 points11 points ago

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Pokemon can't be killed. They just faint.

[–]ajna12 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks :)

[–]Xiphiasar 0 points1 point ago

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With one exception: marowak.

[–]kal777 2 points3 points ago

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Gary's Raticate

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Overkill.

[–]Pravusmentis -1 points0 points ago

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He always does, every time the picture is posted