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[–]I_Wont_Draw_That 4 points5 points ago

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Rock beats scissors. Scissors beat paper. Paper beats his wife. It's really rather horrifying.

[–]McBurger 0 points1 point ago

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...I know it's against your beliefs, but will you please draw that? I reall,y really want to see that drawn.

[–]Ryannnnn 1 point2 points ago

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He's got a point, you know.

[–]Transceiver 0 points1 point ago

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Jackie Chan can beat rock with paper.

[–]RamenOps 1 point2 points ago

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Okay but why is this on a sign? Is it posted at the entrance to a competitive rock paper scissors den?

[–]McBurger 1 point2 points ago*

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What is this from? I know this to be a stolen quote from somewhere, I feel like I heard it in a comedy routine.... Ah well. Wherever I had heard it, I didn't feel enough to make a sign of it, so have an upvote.

EDIT: Also, this goes here.

[–]Hack0201 3 points4 points ago*

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i think it's either demetri martin or dane cook, but I've heard this before too

edit: not sure why i'm getting downvoted... i'ts because i said dane cook on reddit isn't it?

[–]tmannian -1 points0 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Hasn't even been a week since this was last posted.

Karma Whoring Level: Maximum.

[–]fas2 -3 points-2 points ago

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Annoyance Level due to repost complainers: Maximum.

[–]HerpinAndDerpin[S] -3 points-2 points ago

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affirmative.

[–]AnimusOscura 0 points1 point ago

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Annoyance Level due to reposts: even fucking higher.

[–]HerpinAndDerpin[S] 0 points1 point ago

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there Are other people in this world that have not seen it, it was the first time I seen it, thought it would be funny to put up. I didn't see it in 'other discussions', so i was like, coooool. Don't be a downer mang, its not like im Karmawhoring or whatever, im just posting stuff that I think others would be funny. Its amost impossible to put stuff up that absolutely nobody has seen, and you just need to ignore the fact that it was up, please be conciderate and don't be negative on things that i post, I simply thought it was funny, and thought i would be something neat to show other people in the hivemind. comon man, like i said, take it easy and stop bringing in the negativity. There is way to much negativity in this world. need more positive attitude. Thanks,

[–]jestalotofjunk 0 points1 point ago

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That is brilliant!

[–]Inconsequent 0 points1 point ago

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[–]maest 0 points1 point ago

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I've never really seen how this is funny. I mean, the concept isn;t special and if someone did that in real life, I wouldn't find it funny, more likely I'd think the guy is being an asshole.

[–]AnimusOscura 0 points1 point ago

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Solution: Catch rock-fist with paper-hand, jab eyes with scissor-fingers.

[–]Sidicas 0 points1 point ago

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Paper covers rock. So that when you look at it, it looks like a stack of paper. You wouldn't know there's a rock there.

If paper covered scissors, it would still look like scissors. You'd still identify it to be scissors, but covered in paper...

[–]cjhoser 0 points1 point ago

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Can you just place Rock on top of a piece of a paper trapping the paper forever.

[–]erneholm 0 points1 point ago

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This is stupid. Original translation of this asian game is "rock, scissors, bag". Rock can't do shit to a bag.

[–]DaftGambit 1 point2 points ago

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repost, fyi

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[–]ithinkimightbegay -1 points0 points ago

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Could you wait atleast a week before reposting?