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[–]drzaeus 229 points230 points ago

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I like the "sort of want" face on the old woman.

[–]GoogleImgYourComment 158 points159 points ago

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[–]cheeseisakindofmeat 44 points45 points ago

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I did not expect a payoff so relevant to my interests. Thanks.

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[–]electronicdream 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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He was in the Harry Potter movies I believe. He was the guy that pretended to be Mad Eye Moody in the fourth one. Barty Crouch Jr.

[–]g2petter 19 points20 points ago

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He's The Doctor! Have some respect for the man who's saved the whole of humanity more times than you can count.

[–]Atrista 2 points3 points ago

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Not the original one. I liked the guy from the first season.

[–]diuge 5 points6 points ago

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You mean the first first season, or the first restart season?

There's sort of a difference.

[–]SaffronsCurse 1 point2 points ago

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perfect. Well done, sir

[–]Stephenishere 1 point2 points ago

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Lol I'm actually watching dr who right now. Did not expect to see something like this while watching it off Netflix.

[–]bdog2g2 21 points22 points ago

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I thought it was joy behar

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Me too.

[–]se_av_ogillande 13 points14 points ago

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I came here expecting someone to photoshop her face onto everyone else.

[–]massey42 3 points4 points ago

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I was going to do it, but I didn't want to destroy something beautiful.

Plus she's turned sideways too much. They would all look like cyclopes.

[–]dismalscientist 2 points3 points ago

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Is it shopped already? Look at the hotter one's chin.

[–]guccisweata 2 points3 points ago

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I like the "definitely want" face on the male soldier.

[–]ton80 2 points3 points ago

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I would like to play war with them.... I lay down, and they blow the hell out of me...

[–]JMFarah 4 points5 points ago

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Photo bomber at 2 o'clock

[–]Cancer_Bat 2 points3 points ago

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I noticed that to. I guess she can't get over them either.

[–]chodge89 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was Judge Judy.

[–]TupacsGhost 1 point2 points ago

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She is looking at her camcorder viewfinder.

[–]GH8619 1 point2 points ago

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[–]LurkerTroll 1 point2 points ago

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DEATH BY SNU SNU!

[–]Xyphious 1 point2 points ago

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I like the way that both people who are looking their direction in that pic are clearing scoping their asses!

[–]shitfaceddick 1 point2 points ago

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I enjoy peoples faces... on the internet.

[–]percypersimmon 3 points4 points ago

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I'm waiting for the obligatory, "Am I doing it right?"

[–]Redditzor 1 point2 points ago

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what is she filming down there?

[–]Patrick_M_Bateman 79 points80 points ago

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"If you surrender quietly, we'll make out with each other."

[–]jutct 34 points35 points ago

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"I'll shoot myself for ass-to-mouth"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Let me guess watched Clerks 2 on comedy central last night? You never go ass to mouth. Well sometimes

[–]BDaught 1 point2 points ago

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It's ok in the heat of the moment.

[–]eNigma333 375 points376 points ago

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[–]Tronaxious 109 points110 points ago

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Well, you're supposed to start with hello!

[–]SurpriseButtSexer 67 points68 points ago

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I start with something else!

[–]burntsac 47 points48 points ago

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Let me guess, butt sex?

[–]SurpriseButtSexer 49 points50 points ago

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No, why would you think that? Sir you have perverted mind. I just say hi.

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 17 points18 points ago

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It's always a staring contest in my case.

[–]ani625 12 points13 points ago

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You stare at her boobs while she stares somewhere else.

[–]SurpriseButtSexer 4 points5 points ago

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Yes, indeed, until you pull her pants down? right?

[–]JugzrNot 1 point2 points ago

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What What?

[–]Twevy 7 points8 points ago

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Where did he come from? He sort of just appeared.

[–]Chive -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]ajd6c8 27 points28 points ago

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Future KGB. Take note.

[–]muhnooer 10 points11 points ago

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Yup, these girls will be banging diplomats the rest of their lives.

[–]bluejacket 27 points28 points ago

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Must....become......diplomat...

[–]asthepenguinflies 1 point2 points ago

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Disregard common decency, acquire diplomatic post.

[–]defaulting 23 points24 points ago

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they should use this for recruitment

[–]whereverjustice 72 points73 points ago

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[–]iamtravis 41 points42 points ago

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[–]whereverjustice 8 points9 points ago

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They really are astonishingly similar! The AFV coming out of a cloud of smoke, gratuitous shot of the guy touching the primary armament as he dismounts, the woman turning around to mock the civilian as they run after the vehicle.

The Austrian one has a gratuitous boob shot, and the Ukrainian one has a bit where the women offer the soldier water from an ewer? Other than that, it's the same darn thing.

[–]madguava 1 point2 points ago

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It's vodka! (check the video description)

[–]Bubbasauru 3 points4 points ago

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They are so similar it's ridiculous. Check out the cutting up to the point the tank. It's literally the exact same storyboards.

[–]Lampwick 4 points5 points ago

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It's pretty clear that the Ukrainian ad was put together by a guy who saw the Austrian one, but didn't have quite as large a budget or quite the same grasp of cinematography. Timing is just all over the place in the Ukrainian one, too many full-face closeups, much cheaper video equipment... And more subtle things, like where the camera lingers on the Austrian soldier's hand as he runs it along the barrel of the 30mm cannon on the ASCOD/Ulan, whereas the Ukrainian soldier is only briefly seen simply removing is hand from the 14.5mm KPVT on the BTR-80... it's almost like the Ukrainian director didn't quite grok the phallic nature of that bit in the Austrian version.

[–]NotAContinue 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Natemick 1 point2 points ago

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Is that a fucking steyr aug the soldier has in the beginning?

[–]whereverjustice 3 points4 points ago

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The Aug is the service rifle for the Austrian armed forces, so yeah.

[–]SagebrushFire 5 points6 points ago

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Soldier! Drink my milk!

[–]BornInTheCCCP 1 point2 points ago

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In reality, you join and sign you life away for about 100 USD a month

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[–]banal_penetration 19 points20 points ago

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Except that anyone who can will pay to get out of it, to avoid the dedovshchina.

[–]orange_jooze 10 points11 points ago

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I'm going to psychatrist's office these days so I can get any kind of document that will allow me to evade endraft. If that doesn't work out, I'm paying any amount of money to bribe myself out of it. That kind of situation in the country really sucks.

[–]skarface6 6 points7 points ago

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Yikes. Low pay, bad food, hazing, and an unusually high death rate during peace? Wooooo.

[–]devoutchristian 4 points5 points ago

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But not for women. In Israel even women have to serve 21 months.

[–]DownvoteALot 6 points7 points ago

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More like serve coffee.

I have served in the Israeli army. Women are just for decoration.

[–]LokiSnake 3 points4 points ago

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What about in the Israeli intelligence services?

[–]defaulting 1 point2 points ago

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touche. i was not aware of that

[–]pozhaluista 1 point2 points ago

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There is an exemption if you are in college though, da?

[–]TheSuburbs 30 points31 points ago

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They can take me hostage...

[–]geft 44 points45 points ago

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They can take my sausage.

[–]whm3223 11 points12 points ago

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There'll hopefully be bondage.

[–]NorFla 9 points10 points ago

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I'll take her home to my cottage

[–]omigahguy 9 points10 points ago

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When did Tatu enlist?

[–]redline582 9 points10 points ago

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The right one.

[–]hs_a 38 points39 points ago

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The woman on the right is Charlize Theron's doppelganger.

[–]TheSmuggler 31 points32 points ago

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is a group of look-a-likes a doppelgang??

[–]punkrawkstar 50 points51 points ago

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Is having sex with a group of look-a-likes a doppelgang-bang??

[–]aarondigital 36 points37 points ago*

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[–]jazzyy 3 points4 points ago

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I couldn't help but notice that image is labeled "1." Are there more?

[–]zeiben 7 points8 points ago

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No. It does make you a dopplebanger, though.

[–]firstmanonmars 10 points11 points ago

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I'd doppelgang 'er.

[–]snipawolf 7 points8 points ago

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and the woman on the left looks like her dad is Ken Jennings.

[–]h90 70 points71 points ago

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joke about pistol in pocket, with reference to erect penis

[–]ClownsAteMyBaby 55 points56 points ago

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Finkle is Einhorn!

[–]Killfuck_Soulshitter 29 points30 points ago

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Einhorn is Finkle!

[–]skarface6 5 points6 points ago

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BLEEEAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]jamescagney 8 points9 points ago

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My gun just went off.

[–]GoogleImgYourComment 7 points8 points ago

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[–]burntsac 1 point2 points ago

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I don't get it.

[–]Seanno 32 points33 points ago

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Dude on left is all about checkin' it out.

[–]manova 40 points41 points ago

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Nope, he is checking out the girl in the back. Here is my scientific analysis.

[–]dp85 13 points14 points ago

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[–]Seanno 3 points4 points ago

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ftfy, bro

You forgot the whole Russian x-ray/dual wield eye thing. They've taught that shit to every Russian soldier since Stalingrad.

[–]NorFla 1 point2 points ago

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So really, we are missing out on the true prize, as judged by crazy lady with the camera.

[–]RLMJRJEEP 14 points15 points ago

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No, he's actually looking at the crotch of another blonde thats between him and the two hotties.

[–]liketostickdickinher 150 points151 points ago

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I'd like to stick my dick in her if you know what I mean.

[–]evitagen-armak[!] 64 points65 points ago

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Speak English damn it!

[–]normalboy 1 point2 points ago

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You lost me.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I'd totally insert my penis into her vagina if you know what I mean.

[–]Gluverty 18 points19 points ago

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...and only if! I refuse to copulate unless everyone knows what I mean.

[–]McDrawrHumperdink 0 points1 point ago

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I know right? That old woman is hot.

[–]sxcamaro 16 points17 points ago

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Russian military chicks, the moment you trust them snap they break your neck for the mother land. They have more of those pics on EnglishRussia.

[–]pozhaluista 4 points5 points ago

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Russian military chicks, the moment they trust you snap you take a picture of them nude.

FTFY

[–]HonorAmongSteves 21 points22 points ago

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[–]mugiwara_no_luffy 21 points22 points ago

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No you don't.

[–]HonorAmongSteves 20 points21 points ago

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Well not me personally, but a guy I know. Him and her got it on!

[–]Seanno 17 points18 points ago

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Nooo..... They didn't.

[–]HonorAmongSteves 19 points20 points ago

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No, no, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, right...

....

Everybody on, good, great, grand, wonderful!

NO YELLING ON THE BUS

[–]neonic 3 points4 points ago

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O'DOYLE RULES!

O'DOYLE RULES!

O'DOYLE RULES!

*BOOM*

[–]jessesomething 5 points6 points ago

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[–]samard2002 79 points80 points ago

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In about 15 years they'll both look just like the woman behind them.

[–]zjwillie 139 points140 points ago

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Yeah... but until then....

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 39 points40 points ago

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We would be in their bunk.

[–]PandaBearShenyu 49 points50 points ago

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No you won't.

[–]somethings_fishy 8 points9 points ago

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I would?

[–]thebillmac3 3 points4 points ago

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Aye, wood.

[–]KimJongIlSunglasses 1 point2 points ago

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Well, you probably would.

[–]McDrawrHumperdink 2 points3 points ago

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Enjoy your Slavic bomb.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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With at long as this pic has been around, they probably already do.

[–]IPoopedMyPants 9 points10 points ago

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Look, buddy. I'm not looking to buy. I just want to rent for an hour.

[–]jutct 1 point2 points ago

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Just make sure you clean the stains off before you return it.

[–]dr_mike_rithjin 8 points9 points ago

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Death by snoo snoo.

[–]jessek 4 points5 points ago

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And here I thought Israel had the world's prettiest army.

[–]mistahkurtzhedead 1 point2 points ago

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yeah but they don't put out after marriage. Standard JAP operating procedure

[–]KimJongIlSunglasses 1 point2 points ago

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But if they're Israeli not American wouldn't that be JIP?

[–]icisimousa 3 points4 points ago

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[–]LokiSnake 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jamescagney 14 points15 points ago

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In Soviet Russia, women shoot YOU in face!

[–]BugeyeContinuum 13 points14 points ago

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My Bunk, I'll be in it.

[–]Kalium 3 points4 points ago

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This led to hilarity for me.

[–]Slimey79 2 points3 points ago

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What are the guy on the left and the lady on the right looking at?

[–]Tomacco79 2 points3 points ago

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WOLVERINES!!! Wait... what? Oh heellllloooo.

[–]interg12 2 points3 points ago

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Have you seen the israeli army??

[–]coolshifts 2 points3 points ago

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Go for the one on the left. The one on the right will want you then.

[–]Douchebox 2 points3 points ago

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Those girls could waterboard me with ammonia and I'd still have a boner

[–]Can-eh-dian 7 points8 points ago

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Wanna play war? I'll lay down and you blow the fuck out of me.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Hellllllll-ooooowwww woman on the right

[–]mehum 8 points9 points ago

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The redhead? Yeah, I think she's got the hots for you too!

[–]dumbledorkus 6 points7 points ago

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No one noticed the soldier on the left blatantly checking them out from behind?

[–]thatsyriandude 17 points18 points ago

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Sir, I have a bad news for you..

[–]zeushammer 4 points5 points ago

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Moscow, we had probe-lems.

[–]manova 10 points11 points ago

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[–]degoban 4 points5 points ago

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no cause he's so discreet

[–]Vik1ng 3 points4 points ago

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no cause he is checking out the two hotties behind those two

[–]TheRiseOfMaths 3 points4 points ago

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if this was the case in america, I wouldn't oppose martial law so much.

[–]darkangelx 8 points9 points ago

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emails the new world order

Quick - pay hot chicks to learn to use guns, that is the way to take over!!! They wont resist, just tease them with suggestions of blowjobs from hot women with fully automatic weapons.

We go this.

[–]NSNick 1 point2 points ago

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[–]23235 3 points4 points ago

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Wow. Who could resist?

[–]systmshk 1 point2 points ago

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Kill the enemy, soldier.

[–]scottread1 1 point2 points ago

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What a disarming look.

[–]Leezus 1 point2 points ago

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The left one looks like Will Wheaton. The right one though...mhmmmmm.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Good fucking god, If they were enemy combatants, I'd almost not shoot them.

[–]JohnnyNola 1 point2 points ago

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What army is this, I must join it

[–]bobowzki 1 point2 points ago

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I surrender willingly!

[–]zatoichi68 1 point2 points ago

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Gaddafi new amazonian guards???

[–]iD_smoosh_Trolldad 1 point2 points ago

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her fuck me eyes would prove very distracting in battle.

[–]drcalbo 3 points4 points ago

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She is very meow

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Move bitches, there's something crazy happening behind you

[–]eremite00 2 points3 points ago

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This pic has me wondering; do women in the military wear make-up?

[–]andrewsmith1986 4 points5 points ago

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Something sexy about a woman with a rifle.

[–]IPoopedMyPants 23 points24 points ago

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Something sexy about a sexy woman with a rifle.

FTFY

Nothing sexy about this woman with a rifle.

[–]andrewsmith1986 22 points23 points ago

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MMMM Break me off a piece of that.

[–]roganbear 13 points14 points ago

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fancy feast

[–]Klavonsky 6 points7 points ago

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apple sauce

[–]worseforwine 2 points3 points ago

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Chrysler car

[–]atrich 1 point2 points ago

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There's nothin finer than a fine-ass naked woman holding a gun.

[–]andrewsmith1986 4 points5 points ago

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One of my favorite movies.

[–]punchingtrees 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Weeperblast 2 points3 points ago

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Join the Army. You'll get pussy.

Usually it's some little Laotian girl, or some dead flaps in Vietnam, but hey.

Pussy is pussy.

[–]davelog 4 points5 points ago

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French, huh?

[–]revolct 116 points117 points ago

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You are the diction lol. They are Russians

[–]shiftylonghorn 28 points29 points ago

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I want to insert my penis into those girls, if you know what I mean.

[–]IPoopedMyPants 8 points9 points ago

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I want to stick my diction to them.

[–]johnnygrant 5 points6 points ago

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I want to shoot them with my love, if you know what I mean

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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"see ronnie? his dick is the gun!"

[–]IrateGentleman 3 points4 points ago

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I want to ejaculate on their faces, if you know what I mean.

[–]patthetree 10 points11 points ago

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think they were referencing that the french are cheese eating surrender monkeys, and that guy wants to surrender without a fight. though to be fair i'd let them capture and waterboard me anytime

[–]frukt 16 points17 points ago

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anybody who knows anything about European military history knows damn well that over the past thousand years, the French have the most glorious military history in Europe, maybe the world.

Time for some education and next time, you'll have a chance to not embarrass yourself.

[–]patthetree 14 points15 points ago

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actually is britains not more impressive? Im brittish so i gotta insult the french military even though they are one of our closest military allies.

EDIT: plus that quote was from a simpsons episode, all i was doing was explaining the other guys joke.....

[–]mehum 7 points8 points ago

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Nah, the Brits were mostly about subjugating peaceful natives in foreign lands though use of industrial technology (ie guns), in places like India, Australia, Ireland. Up against some serious warriors (eg the Maori in NZ) they couldn't win even with the massive technological advantage, and needed a treaty.

Hardly a fair fight, innit?

[–]patthetree 5 points6 points ago

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well when it results in one of the biggest empires the globe has ever seen we can hardly complain. we just expanded out a bit too far and got far too stretched

[–]orange_jooze 2 points3 points ago

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There's a difference between reality and a joke. No matter what the truth is, in humor French are usually shown as cowards.

[–]BrianNowhere 3 points4 points ago

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[–]gerrylazlo 4 points5 points ago

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[–]imcrushingyourhead 3 points4 points ago

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[–]ohwowlovely 1 point2 points ago

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You gotta be able— You gotta be able to laugh at yourself. One of the gang! Yeah.

[–]captbyron 2 points3 points ago

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where is this from? must be russia

[–]MystikIncarnate 0 points1 point ago

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I've always had a thing for military women... I think I lost... isn't it 'you love, you lose"?

[–]nebrija 0 points1 point ago

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I imagine Garth saying something like this.

[–]lamqta 0 points1 point ago

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"Alright gentlemen* GIVE ME 2 HOURS OF MUD CRAWLING WITH MINIMUM COMBAT GEAR!!! And if any of you feel the need to start wrestling with each other, well, I'm only human, can't notice everything, sometimes you gotta blow off some steam I guess... Personally, I overheard private Dawkins calling private Miller a skank this morning in the mess hall, so, there you go. I'll be in my run-down cabin over there, don't mind the weird noises. Now GET TO IT!!!"

*(in the women's boot camp it's used in a derogatory sense, like 'ladies' for the men)

[–]superfreak77 0 points1 point ago

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sucker. I'd make them defect, then I'd have them for dessert.

[–]LHB12 0 points1 point ago

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We're not worthy, we're not worthy

[–]Pasargad 0 points1 point ago

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are they heaven soldiers.. ? ... i wanna be killed by them NOW :D !

[–]WWGFD 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah game over I'm laying my arms down. World peace

[–]thelick 0 points1 point ago

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Please invade my country.

[–]spriggig 0 points1 point ago

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Propaganda.

[–]drewbroo 0 points1 point ago

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I would like to engage in intercourse with these ladies

[–]MaYAL_terEgo 0 points1 point ago

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Which country is this?

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Unless it's an old soviet picture I'd say they're belarusian regular army cadets.