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[–]stupidaccountname 69 points70 points ago

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somethingawful made these.

[–]computron5000 11 points12 points ago

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proof/link?

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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[–]Taibo 4 points5 points ago

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holy shit these are hilarious.

[–]amccaugh 6 points7 points ago

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Not sure if it's this one, but there's another one in the series http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/casual-encounters-turgid.php

[–]computron5000 3 points4 points ago

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proof/link

FTFM

[–]zerorider_99 2 points3 points ago

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i fucking love those guys in the SA forums. lmao

[–]hellonicety 3 points4 points ago

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This is true

[–]fidju 1 point2 points ago

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....are you saying theres more???

[–]fidju 7 points8 points ago

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the "imitation crab meat" is what got me.

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[–]banang 24 points25 points ago

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woah easy there tiger, dont get fooled too easily, read again: imitation crab meat! thank me later

[–]Zepheus 1 point2 points ago

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Okay I'm really wondering this. I'm not trying to be a jerk or a troll or anything. When did we start spelling "whoa" as "woah?"

[–]banang -5 points-4 points ago

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since nhoa is spelled noah

[–]raydeen 4 points5 points ago

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And the is spelled teh.

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[–]TheBingage 4 points5 points ago

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[–]neoice 0 points1 point ago

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I really think the dubstep mix captures his insanity better.

[–]tomcrapper -1 points0 points ago

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that one sucks.

[–]Zepheus 2 points3 points ago

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I don't always drink blood, but when I do, I choose tiger's blood.

[–]lukas5150[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm upset I missed this golden opportunity.

[–]LuxNocte 1 point2 points ago*

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Well, damn. If you're trying to imply that two men jerking off together on a model train set is somehow homosexual, then why don't you just outfit me for rainbow panties right now?

It's HO scale, for goodness sakes, that's the manliest of all model train sets!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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There's something queer about this ...crab meat

[–]volatile_ant 6 points7 points ago

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That is quite clearly O or O-27 scale, not HO.

All the imitation crab meat in the world would not be enough for me to forgive this oversight.

[–]mr_marmoset 6 points7 points ago

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Get to play Godzilla on train set whilst munching on imitation crab meat?

fuck yes

[–]Mecchio 3 points4 points ago

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Won't be the only thing you'll be munching on...

[–]X019 3 points4 points ago

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"Jo"?

[–]chriscrowder 5 points6 points ago

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I was wondering that too. I think it means "jack off".

[–]un_leche 0 points1 point ago

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That's what I figured. I went back and reread all the main ones and it makes sense. It was funny without knowing what JO was but hysterical with knowing.

[–]Chrysippos 3 points4 points ago

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Don't be stupid, nobody gives away their precious crab meat just like that. There must be a catch.

[–]spooky760 4 points5 points ago

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Yes...the DEADLIEST CATCH!

[–]hurfdurfer 1 point2 points ago

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Krab meat. It's far less precious than you think.

[–]Montagg 3 points4 points ago

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My first thought: The tracks on the bottom are totally Lionel, not HO.

[–]JshWright 5 points6 points ago

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I never got into the model train thing, but I thought "Lionel" was a brand and "HO" was a scale?

[–]Xantodas 2 points3 points ago

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You would be correct.

[–]Montagg 1 point2 points ago

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Lionel had their unique three-rail tracks for their trains.

[–]Xantodas 1 point2 points ago

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Hmm, well, being that it's been more than 30 years since I had my set, I could be totally wrong. Lionel didn't make HO gauge? What was the third rail? Power, like in a subway?

[–]DrOwl 4 points5 points ago

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Lionel made O gauge trains. Having a third power rail with the opposite polarity of the outside rails allows you to have track configurations that loop back onto themselves where if you had two rails the polarity would become reversed.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Lionel train sets have three tracks. HO has two.

[–]eyyyyy -3 points-2 points ago

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Actually, I remember when the post alone was posted about a year ago, no pictures. So someone probably added the pictures in, and OP found it, and posted it today.

[–]Enharmonic 1 point2 points ago

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Did he...did he shave his nipples?

[–]ArmchairPostAnalyzer 1 point2 points ago

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This was on Tosh.0 awhile ago. I'm even more confused by this now.

[–]TokyoXtreme 1 point2 points ago

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He'll make your bub-bubs bounce.

[–]Lewis4334 1 point2 points ago

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I'm fairly certain this is the same guy that was locked out of that Canadian mall: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqRPOEa3P44

[–]odaatnaz 1 point2 points ago

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ugh so gross

[–]SerendipitousCat 3 points4 points ago

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Epic on so many scales!

I haven't laughed so hard in awhile. Even imitation crab meat to take home!

[–]Dr_T_Sanchez 3 points4 points ago

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I ended up hanging out with that guy. proof

[–]barcelonaKIZ 1 point2 points ago

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Bobcat Goldthwait FTW!!!

[–]AkiraDeathStar 1 point2 points ago

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That's my fucking dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]TheNygardian 1 point2 points ago

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Did he break your trains?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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My train set! NOOOOOOOOOO!

[–]Num83rGuy 0 points1 point ago

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lukas5150, I hate you for tricking me into looking at that.

[–]slagahthor 0 points1 point ago

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If it wasn't imitation crab meat then, ya know, maybe...

[–]bad-tempered 0 points1 point ago

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Those aren't all HO scale! Maybe the ones on the top are, but the bottom run is defiantly Lionel track.

[–]oo0StarLady0oo 0 points1 point ago

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My Grandfather: THAT GUY is a fruit cake.. I guess in his case a crab cake.

[–]dboll2 0 points1 point ago

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Nice

[–]mangledmatt 0 points1 point ago

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does anyone see that he shaved his nipples?

[–]Willger 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT IS THE LINK! I hope the offer is still on the table. I'd love to kick some trains over whilst nibbling some imitation crab.

[–]Waybye 0 points1 point ago

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2008-04-28

[–]Willger 0 points1 point ago

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You and your logic.

[–]RetardSavant 0 points1 point ago

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whilst mutually touching

[–]SpecialSause 0 points1 point ago

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As long as it's not gay mutual touching...

[–]StepPepper 0 points1 point ago

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hi-larious

[–]CSIHoratioCaine 0 points1 point ago

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you had me at "im not gay"...

[–]themoop78 0 points1 point ago

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Gotta respect the honesty here. If someone is this upfront, I wouldn't expect anything above and beyond what was already communicated.

[–]rayburntime -1 points0 points ago

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MMM. crab meat

[–]LulFace -1 points0 points ago

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This will haunt my dreams.

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[–]ErmBern 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, wtf, he likes JO on train sets with random guys, it's not like he's gay or anything.

[–]Stythe -1 points0 points ago

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AMAZING.

[–]VisualBasic -1 points0 points ago

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If it's not real crab meat, then what the hell is it?!

[–]Ishkabo -1 points0 points ago

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Ground up fish goo called Surimi.

[–]PachucaSunrise -1 points0 points ago

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...What is this I dont even

[–]amarcero -1 points0 points ago

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FREE IMITATION CRAB MEAT!

[–]jherm -1 points0 points ago

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"jo on rails" sounds like a terrible web framework

[–]batman117 -1 points0 points ago

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tosh.0 ?

[–]TheRegno -1 points0 points ago

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Too bad i'm only 20.....

[–]Fun-Cooker -2 points-1 points ago

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I am seriously considering taking him up on this, you will never find so much weirdness in one place!

[–]TrashySamurai -2 points-1 points ago

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Shouldnt this be in WTF? haha

[–]BigLuckyDavy -3 points-2 points ago

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This was worse than seeing tubgirl......